I pollute in the present of 3babes

Pascopele:
Konji was killing me slowly after 4 months of staying away and I finally met bae only for bae to start making me beg for staying away for that long and finally, the gate of heaven was open but that stupid gbola of mine just drop dead like 404 Peugeot gear lever.

Oh gosh.. You need to see the expression on bae's face trying to raise the dead

Share yours

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Life!

The moment I heard Buhari won the election for second term.

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

Nigga, your case is different

Back then in secondary school, soldier ask m to do frog jump,

My first jump I hear pkraaaa, my trouser tore , I na pant I been wear.

Pascopele:
Konji was killing me slowly after 4 months of staying away and I finally met bae only for bae to start making me beg for staying away for that long and finally, the gate of heaven was open but that stupid gbola of mine just drop dead like 404 Peugeot gear lever.

Oh gosh.. You need to see the expression on bae's face trying to raise the dead

Share yours

Don't blaspheme! Don't use gate of heaven for stupid things

Okay

I can’t remember any

so this MODS find it difficult top bring to fp reasonable posts but find nothing wrong with stupid posts sich as this rubbish, op and mods you guys are part of nigeria youth's problem

Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

End o, end o, end o,
Shakara don end o

There was a time in Area 8, Abuja close to the Naval office, I went to the ATM to withdrew some money.. Lo and behold, I forgot my ATM card password!

I had to call my brother to remind me!!

The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

Please flip this dodo. It’s burnt.

Sitting all alone in the office. The moment I fart is when someone works in.

MiVida:
And who told you that nonsense in between your girlfriend's legs is the gate of heaven?


Are you okay

leave am make e dey blaspheme

Davash222:
My girlfriend then introduced her ‘Main’ boyfriend to me as her Uber driver. Two months after our break up, she started uploading the guy’s photo on Facebook, saying the guy is the best thing that has ever happened to her after slice bread.
I felt used.

pride goes before a fall

The day I want to hand shake someone I knew and the person lift his face up and look elsewhere ignoring my hand entirely. mehnn I feel weak and embarrassed that day, in fact I can never forget that day.

Pascopele:
Konji was killing me slowly after 4 months of staying away and I finally met bae only for bae to start making me beg for staying away for that long and finally, the gate of heaven was open but that stupid gbola of mine just drop dead like 404 Peugeot gear lever.

Oh gosh.. You need to see the expression on bae's face trying to raise the dead

Share yours

You must have masturbated so miserably much... What a shame.

Was the day i answered a qstn instead of pubic hair i said public hair d whole class burst into laughter

my most embarrassing moment was the moment a dullard became our president for the second time , it only proved the dull ones are more than the intelligent ones in my country , very shameful and very embarrassing.

I can't remember actually I know it was really embarrassing

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marvelous000:

Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there's either a strong hit to the head or you're under the induction of alcohol, cannabis(most especially) et al. those make you susceptible to disorientation or momentary amnesia.


Conversely, stress and depression can be a factor, but it's on the infinitesimal. so, no matter the reason, it's still not good.

See as you begin blow grammar ontop woman post.. Shioor

Starboytwo:
Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....


Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl-

Me-

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...

Maddd!!!

The day INEC announced Buhari as the winner of Presidential election

AfroKnight:


Please flip this dodo. It’s burnt.

As in ehn... Real dodo .

That girl can lie ehn!