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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by babtoundey(m): 10:11pm On Sep 20, 2019

The day I fell off a chair in the library (ALFH) in the full view of everybody.

I was reading in the library when I felt the urge to visit the toilet. By the time I returned from the library a lady was already occupying my seat. Instead of me to make her vacate my seat and go elsewhere I tried to do like a gentleman; I carried my books and made for another chair. I didn't know the new chair I located was broken, so I fell off it while trying to sit down.

What was more painful 8s that the lady occupying my seat was among those that mocked me with derisive laughter.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by midnighter(f): 10:12pm On Sep 20, 2019

islandmoon:
to think he was able to brainwashed everyone to his side is unbelievable, this is a man they claimed had no certificate but was able to play the scholars using religion, ethnic cards and changi slogan, he got them screaming Next Level!! just imagine? very embarrassing!

Lol..the certificate debacle was so interesting...it really exposed some things about modern political discourse...the same certificate issue that saw Mrs, Adeosun kicked to the curb...haba...

In my opinion it is less to do with him as a person and more his influence and contacts. He has been able to build up enough credibility over the past decades to influence (and rig) himself into power. Though I would have preferred if he had fielded a younger candidate...his slowness and tiredness is cringeworthy to watch on an international level...

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 10:12pm On Sep 20, 2019

Not having a GF at the age of 21

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Virus99: 10:15pm On Sep 20, 2019

midnighter:

I actually really enjoyed that thing he wrote...lwkm..if you read it again it looks something like poetry....

Yeah.
Low budget poetry. To impress low budget girls.

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Virus99: 10:17pm On Sep 20, 2019

midnighter:

We willl still get another old fellow if we dont act fast...hmm....

What kinda "act" ? undecided

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 10:17pm On Sep 20, 2019

I did a project on a Natural gas (Methane)Precisely.I answered every other question correctly but could not remember the Chemical formula of Methane...It was the last question I was asked and the only thing I got wrong..I told them C2H4.They said Noooo...I said C2H...They said Nooo..I started mentioning jargons..This is something that's written in brackets any time methane was mentioned in my work.
My examiners were asking themselves how i got here if i couldn't remember the Chemical formula of the gas i was working with and it's the simplest Alkane.
I mean,I was confused I couldn't remember a thing again,not until I step out of the hall.
I told my friend is methane gas not CH4?!
He said,Yes...I said,I went blank in there and couldn't remember it.
Tho I had a B,I still feel embarrassed.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Wordson(m): 10:18pm On Sep 20, 2019

Starboytwo:
Remember when I had to get my transcript in sch, met one fine lady dey go jejely, s.k and Tm inside my system, naso boy just dey flow... She didn't talk much, just nod and smile a little... She refuse to drop number and I told her it's her loss, as he won't find any like me in this school....

Fast forward 2 hours later
As I strolled inside student admin, base on as school strict, man gaz loyal... I approach the building

Me- goodaf! (mouth open) ehh... I was staring at her sitting beside 2 University secatary, you know all those woman wey dey always give boys problem

Madam - how did they allow you enter here with this your hair?
Me- no ma, I want to col-

Ms- get out!

I look the girl, "damn, which Kain wahala be dis"... I fuc.k up, i suppose wear cap enter... quickly I got to d nearby barber and I told him "abeg help me trim I'm small"
"Oga na 50 naira I go give you ooo", na just small trim I wan do, make he just go down small...

'ha baba na 100 naira,

Oya oya oya no time, I gazz still see my faculty officer... I sat down, dab the blanket over me,

Guy- Shay make he go down weh weh!

Me- weh weh how? I say make you just trim something, u say weh weh, oga Shayy?

Guy- (cuts in)no oooo, cuz I don barb one guy like 4 times already, one guy just comot here the third time... If i trim am for you, you go still come back...

Me-huh?

Guy- I swear down...but no worry I go do you good shi.t, I no go let am go down too much, I go even help you press am...

5 minutes later.. I re-entered, I saw one guy coming out looking funny, he is rushing to re-barb, his hair almost the same lenght as mine... Enters

Me- clears throat, e's ma, I'm

Madam- get out, you think we are joking here, blah blah

Me- I knelt down, no ma, pls ma, my faculty officer is waiting for me like this like this, pls ma... I looked at the babe, anty please help me beg her, abeg, Please

fine girl- Mrs bolaji, please let him go, I know him, he is truly late to see his FO...

Me- yes ma, I'm late ma, I'm sorry ma...

Madam- wee you shut up... He even draw parting again,

Me - No mah, sorry mAh

Madam - sorry for yourself... Mtcheeew...

Fine girl-

Me-

I thanked them both, my last days in school were maaad...

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Goalnaldo(m): 10:19pm On Sep 20, 2019

Gartol:
I was in the toilet when my freind sent me a short s*x video to me. I played the video it didn't bring out any sound in my mind I was like maybe he no get sound so I didn't bother I continue watching for 10 minutes.

Then I remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth in the palour. All my family members were there including my pastor dada and some brothers and sisters in the Lord who look up to me. I no comot toilet for a week infact I still dey shit till now

I don't know which smell worse your lie or the shit grin

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by clems88(m): 10:20pm On Sep 20, 2019

Pascopele:
Konji was killing me slowly after 4 months of staying away and I finally met bae only for bae to start making me beg for staying away for that long and finally, the gate of heaven was open but that stupid gbola of mine just drop dead like 404 Peugeot gear lever.

Oh gosh.. You need to see the expression on bae's face trying to raise the dead

Share yours

it can be annoying . mine go just relax.no matter how I try to wake him up it wount gree. Junior can be sturbon atimes angry

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by islandmoon: 10:21pm On Sep 20, 2019

midnighter:

Lol..the certificate debacle was so interesting...it really exposed some things about modern political discourse...the same certificate issue that saw Mrs, Adeosun kicked to the curb...haba...

In my opinion it is less to do with him as a person and more his influence and contacts. He has been able to build up enough credibility over the past decades to influence (and rig) himself to power. Though I would have preferred if he had fielded a younger candidate...his slowness and tiredness is cringeworthy to watch on an international level...

We willl still get another old fellow if we dont act fast...hmm....

you better cut it shot before he send DSS after you for posting about him on Nairaland while arrested Boko haram members now working free . cheesy

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by midnighter(f): 10:21pm On Sep 20, 2019

Virus99:
Yeah. Low budget poetry. To impress low budget girls.

Lol...i doubt you can write a better one mr virus...or can you? As for me I enjoyed it...plus he was correct in what he wrote...

Virus99:
What kinda "act" ?

"Acting" against nepotism, cronyism and political malevolence to prevent yet another bout of rotten leadership....what kind of "act" were you thinking of...?

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by midnighter(f): 10:24pm On Sep 20, 2019

islandmoon:

you better cut it shot before he send DSS after you for posting about him on Nairaland while arrested Boko haram members now working free .

Lol...you actually posted about him first...ive modified it even though I dont see anything sinister in what I said....please help me modify...dont want to spend a night in interrogation....

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by UrVillagePpl: 10:24pm On Sep 20, 2019

marvelous000:

Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there's either a strong hit to the head or you're under the induction of alcohol, cannabis(most especially) et al. those make you susceptible to disorientation or momentary amnesia.

Conversely, stress and depression can be a factor, but it's on the infinitesimal. so, no matter the reason, it's still not good.

oga, take it easy. ur grammer wee not kee person tongue

kanayo O. Kanayo should take a break.. i gess u wee be a better actor wen given a role to play PROF JOHNBULL grin

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by nairalanduseles: 10:27pm On Sep 20, 2019

XhosaNostra:
Some channels on my TV were not showing, so I called the Dstv call center. There was a long wait before my call was picked, so I was extremely irritated as I waited. Finally my turn came, the agent on the other end of the line asked for general details, like smart card number etc. To conclude her security questions, she asked for my name to confirm my identity. I don't know if it was due to my irritation or just pure absentmindeness, but I couldn't remember my name. I tried hard to remember, nothing came up so I just dropped the call, only to start the whole process all over again Yeah, that was embarrassing. I felt like an Alzheimer patient. LOL!

Aint u South African
This is suppose to be for naija

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Ijawwomaninoyo: 10:27pm On Sep 20, 2019

I was greeting a 76 year old man cos I heard he was hospitalized for some health issues.
Not knowing his wife was around the corner(we don't know each other). She started shouting at the top of her voice on why I wanted to snatch her husband.
She embarrassed me seriously, I was too shocked to utter a word.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Nobody: 10:30pm On Sep 20, 2019

IamPlato:
blackivy29 come drop yours

i cant... Nothing is more embarrassing. The comments here are cracking me up. I've experienced some before. Like falling down in public, in front of my classmates i usually snub...

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by BlackLaw: 10:30pm On Sep 20, 2019

Onyi22:
The day I met one handsome guy that was looking so good, well dressed n speaks fluently, I was thinking he was very rich n wealthy, not knowing that he was just so poor n broke like the guys we have on this forum

Tah!comot there make person no use slap bend ya face. Money money money.. you fine? probably no even get particulars!

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by lecturer50(m): 10:31pm On Sep 20, 2019

The day a fellow man asked me to suck his prick.

He was the vice principal of the school which i taught.

I used to massaged his toes, feets, legs, buttocks, back and hand while he slept faced down on a bed.

But that day,he asked me to suck his prick.

Note:What i have written above is a lie.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Michaelcas(m): 10:31pm On Sep 20, 2019

marvelous000:

Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there's either a strong hit to the head or you're under the induction of alcohol, cannabis(most especially) et al. those make you susceptible to disorientation or momentary amnesia.

Conversely, stress and depression can be a factor, but it's on the infinitesimal. so, no matter the reason, it's still not good.

well, i don't know wtf you're saying, but i do know that i forget my birth date most times

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by midnighter(f): 10:33pm On Sep 20, 2019

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by HBB1(m): 10:36pm On Sep 20, 2019

lecturer50:
The day a fellow man asked me to suck his prick.

He was the vice principal of the school which i taught.

I used to massaged his buttocks ,back and hand while he slept faced down on a bed.

But that day,he asked me to suck his prick.

...and you didn't commit murder?!

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by ibknaanii80: 10:36pm On Sep 20, 2019

This day will always live with me. Far back, while I was in school we were preparing for a sport outing and as the sport director I was in charge. One thing led to another and I found myself in the principal office, and the question directed to me was when are you students going? My answer was a bomb I said "we suppose to have leave", the woman said what?? So I corrected my self, hear my reply again, " we suppose to have even leave" the next thing I heard was "go and call your English teacher for me". I was so embarrassed. I left the office, getting to the hostel I noticed I have became unduly popular, it was then I remembered that the SUG secretary was in the office with me while the whole event played out.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Kassidy4luv(m): 10:38pm On Sep 20, 2019

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my tribe and my younger sister living with me.

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by sammuell(m): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2019

Ijawwomaninoyo:
I was greeting a 76 year old man cos I heard he was hospitalized for some health issues.
Not knowing his wife was around the corner(we don't know each other). She started shouting at the top of her voice on why I wanted to snatch her husband.
She embarrassed me seriously, I was too shocked to utter a word.

chai
Bad one

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Ishilove: 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2019

I told the congregation, during Sunday service to open to Isaiah 45 vs 26 and told someone to read. She stood up, opened her bible, leafed through it for several seconds, finally gave up and said "there's no Isaiah 45 vs 26." I felt like the ground should open up and swallow me right there at the altar. In front of the entire church!! embarassed

It was Isaiah 43 vs 26, not 45 vs 26. And to think I had it typed out but that typo completely missed my attention.

My head blanked out and I kept turning the pages looking for the book of Isaiah, while the sea of eyes stared up at me. I even went to the New Testament! embarassed

My family members suddenly had this very serious expression on their faces. You know, that kind you have when you are trying your darndest not to cringe. Or laugh angry

I almost wept in embarrassment. I was traumatized throughout the following week.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by davillian(m): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2019

I take bike go track one babe first date my jean tear as I wan come down for okada and she de bishop de wait me.
Na the same bike I take back home waste of tp

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Realfrankie(m): 10:40pm On Sep 20, 2019

When you no get offering money for church and all your seat members proceed leave only you

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by kennisman(m): 10:41pm On Sep 20, 2019

Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

I feel your pain bro, hope u dun get car Sha.

Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by victorazyvictor(m): 10:42pm On Sep 20, 2019

Isabellah:
The day I fall down in front my neighbors outside my house is as if the ground should open for me to enter cause I hardly greet any of them

bad son of the neighbourhood.

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by jeph19(m): 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2019

Nickymichy:
I was running from a guy I thought I saw on my way home from work because I need to give him some money he lent me..I ran into d house only for me to c him waiting for me in d sitting room.d embarrassment was too much

This got me laughing out loud with tears running down my cheeks

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by Ishilove: 10:44pm On Sep 20, 2019

marvelous000:

Yes, everybody experience spasmodic disruption of the hippocampus once in a while, but no matter how acute it is, it does not encapsulate things as rudiment as our ability to remember our name, except there's either a strong hit to the head or you're under the induction of alcohol, cannabis(most especially) et al. those make you susceptible to disorientation or momentary amnesia.

Conversely, stress and depression can be a factor, but it's on the infinitesimal. so, no matter the reason, it's still not good.

Ogbeni, what is this?? I say what is this?! You are not communicating. Wrong and totally unnecessary use of verbosity in writing is tasking to the brain and not at all impressive! You are not communicating!!!! angry

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Re: Drop Your Most Embarrassing Moment - Let’s Laugh A Little by lecturer50(m): 10:45pm On Sep 20, 2019

HBB1:

...and you didn't commit murder?!

commit murder how?

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