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peterangelo:
No mind her... Let me ask u just 1 question...

Have u ever kiss her b4... While u guys are doing the calling n chatting

HumblySearching:
If dem fake. Very dirty being. Wash and clean up with nice shirt and designer belt but his pad is a dump. Abuja people tire me sha

HumblySearching:
I actually do in it whole totality.

HumblySearching:
Sure. To know a person well, u gotta visit their territory to assess them well.

peterangelo:
No mind her... Let me ask u just 1 question...

Have u ever kiss her b4... While u guys are doing the calling n chatting

luvyaself95:
Guy you no go kill me with laugh
even spit fall out of my mouth.

WalkerMichael:
THIS GIRL IS A COMPLETE EBINNA!! and the funny thing is there are plenty of ladies like that all over Nigerian universities .. Its the reason most guys never date students.. They don't at all. Na just few of them get brain, stomach infrastructure only.. I'm sorry I laughed at your your ordeal bro, better one go come.

chinchonglee:
I am the Robin Hood in relationship issues.

I steal from the rich(runs girls/prostitute) and give to the poor(street girls). I dnt keep any serious relationship or have crush on anybody

cenaman:
Eyaa pele! hope u are married?

luminouz:
Kiss someone through phone or what?? He hadn't seen her naaaa!

Fountainofyouth:
When a guy equates his school fees with pùssy, that should tell you how shrinked his brain is.

highbee02:
My brother, we dey c occasionally b4 the TRAGEDY. Lolz

Kenturkey048:
na wetin man pass through ooh brother .....most times we do things for LOVE...I no regret am..atleast I get wetin to tell my children say I do for love..

luminouz:
Kiss someone through phone or what??
He hadn't seen her naaaa!

Mainmanpadi:
My only only regret was lending money to this babe with the hope of getting it back but she refused paying me. Pls any idea on how I will get it back?

Mainmanpadi:
My only only regret was lending money to this babe with the hope of getting it back but she refused paying me. Pls any idea on how I will get it back?

FatherBona:
Op start a new thread, " share your experience how you made a mumu of a lady who played hard to get"
Mention me let me drop my series of entertaining episodes complete with usernames and nude photos I made after humbling them.
That should be interesting

Chukapage:
Mine was in ss3 oo ,There was this girl I liked then ,so I decided to shoot my shot as a novice who was ignorant of his own naivety considering the fact that I was one of the biggest boys in class having girls BUT this particular one I really liked her.
So I called her we talked normal ,we kept talking well for like a week then I made the GREATEST MISTAKE ever I told her "I LOVE You" chai! That is were I bleeped up eeeeh! This girl seeing that I have fallen for her yakata considering my big boy status in class started feeling funky behaving anyhow and she collaborated with other girls in class then who were crushing on me seriously so my people see ALLIED subtle scorning ,to her it was fun to the other girls they were acting out of the usual girl jealousy.
By then I really liked this girl so the mumu button even without being pressed started working ,My people ,It was Valentine's day ,so she send she wanted us to go out ,Omo I lied to my father before hand that We need 7k for Waec stuffs and registration ,You know the usual whining of parents now.
So the day came I took her out ,I have already planned that Las Las she go confirm my status as the "biggest boy in class with too much swagger" we reached there my people I spent the whole 7k there ooo , no kiss no nothing I wasn't expecting any sef. Omo the next day castings come dey sup every were sey "Jennifer chop me 7k" chai! I was down eeeeh that shit really got to me DEEP upon that when I confronted her ,she shouted at me on top of but luckily we were alone.
So that heartbreak too much I managed to keep my cool and act as if nothing happened deep down I was dying ,I couldn't even tell my close cartel men then because is was the "TOUGH guy they looked up to me for Orientation" about getting girls so crying to them or telling them would hurt my status .So I took it all alone ooo even that very weekend my mother complained that I looked sickly and pale I told her it was malaria.
Then that weekend I tried calling that girl and even sending her messages ,she no reply me ooo at that juncture I remembered who I was after all the most respected Guy in SS3 ,imagine being rubbished by a girl chai! I had to give myself sense by force, so I stopped calling .
Monday I came to school acted normal ,the girl thought I would come to her as usual ,I just maintained it was hard ooo but with the guys around I never went to her , Gradually days and weeks passed at that juncture I was getting over her becoming cold at heart towards her ,she noticed it and then started doing "notice me" for me I no even send her by then I was now rolling with one other very beautiful and most intelligent girl then in our own class the girl had been crushing on me since but I no send her but I just started liking her.
When trying to get my attention failed she became more desperate eeeh meanwhile some of those her friends were even writing me letters secretly ooo I was just chopping them one by one on a low-key. But that Jennifer in particular I just went cold towards her to the point she was my practical mate in chemistry for the first time I looked her in the eye my heart didn't beat. She sef saw the coldness in my eyes .
The next day very early in the morning she wrote me a letter kept it in my desk before I even came to school telling me she wants us to talk by then my main babe started noticing her strange over niceness to me and Drew the battle line . So during sports we met babe went down on her knees begging me crying but deep down I now saw her as a piece of shit a prey to my coming mental and emotional torture the most wicked and brutal it all. I gave her very wicked conditions she desperately accepted lmao at that juncture she signed up for the most brutal and wicked EMOTIONAL and Mental torture which lasted for 2years even after we left secondary School.
Till today that girl still sticks around she always like " Chuka you are the most wicked guy I have ever meet and will ever meet you destroyed my heart and distabilized my Emotions at a very young stage" according to her even till today the effect of those psychological torture affects her relationships till date. But I don't care she should have left me entirely when she broke my heart then but NO her want for CONQUEST and COMPETITION drove her into my doom dimension . We are still friends though but she still likes me even though she hates me ,I don't even know sef .
NOTE: The worst thing that can happen to any man is trying to use money to get a lady , BELIEVE me you have just opened the doors of all kinds of Evil and Manipulations. Don't show your spending power If she go leave she go leave if she go stay she go stay NEVER try to impress with money NEVER! *Redpills*.

ArticleBeast:
You can never say you haven't spent on a girl you are dating unless you are dating SS2 girls that need only talk.

Fantazy:
But its better to be a 'boy' and feel comfortable than to fake been a 'man' and live in regret and heartbroken

UyaiIncomparabl:
Ok dear. If you try am next time, we go fight seriously.

peterangelo:
Make we reason it....

WHY SHE REFUSE TO PAY U BACK
WASN'T IT THE AGREEMENT THAT SHE WILL PAY BACK THE FUCKING MONEY

passionberry:
rubbing Peter to pay Paul..no let police catch you oh

Mainmanpadi:
She promised to pay back when she collect her contribution. So a day after she collected the contribution she called and informed me that her mum who was sick according to her passed away. I didn't believe her, I wanted to go and see thing for myself but my fear is if I find out that she lied to me about her mum's death and denied receiving the money. No written agreement the time I was giving her the money.

sonofanarchy:
you gay or some sort of

kaziblake:
Noo

HumblySearching:
You advising me to do what you guys complain of? Not up to three days of meeting and dude is asking me for airtime, do I look like mother Christmas?

luminouz:
He was weak!!!!
No matter their age,cal their bullshit to order,that's why you're a man. Don't condone bullshit because they are women. Pamper those deserving. That little chic wasn't worth it. He thought being a nice guy would score points with her,but nope. His friend was way wiser.
Keep telling niggas,don't be a nice guy. Be a man!!!

Halo22:
See, girls are the best thing that happen to man, that's if you understand what being a man is. I won't write much, but I know that if I was a gold digger, I would have been very rich from ladies by now. One thing about ladies is that they prefer care and affection far more than cash, "except say na okpo".

Gwagone:
Lol
You are funny. Some ladies don't really mind buying airtime for guys as far as it is not all the time
Well, wetin concern me¿¿

kollog:
Kindly share the Mumu experience you once had with a lady, Mine was:

There is this lady I have been on her neck for a relationship, been calling and talking to her about how much I Love and cherish her but she was just doing me Shakara.

Went to check someone around town, only for the lady to called me that she just saw me passed, that she go like make we see. I later hook up with her at the joint she called me from some few minutes after.

She and some guys had already consumed plenty of liquor. She told me she just bought a car for her clothing business in order to make the job easy for her (she sells males cloths going from office to office).

She asked what will I drink, I insisted that am not drinking. she introduced me to the guys there as her potential Boo, man was feeling like heaven, only for her to tell me later to foot the bill. In my mind I was like WTF, man was seriously broke that period, I just scoped her that I wouldn't be leaving soon that she shouldn't worry about the bill, that she can go, I later called the guy in charge of the place to beg that I am broke. I had to drop my phone. Went to clear the bill 2 days later. Las Las, d baby no gree date me.