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peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Hahaha... Peter u re really incredible! How can u write over 500 words without a fullstop? At least u try put 3 comma and 1 question mark.

Nnemuka:
How do you guys just meet someone, invite them to your house and expect sex? that is disrespectful
If you want a hookup, why not pay a LovePeddler for sex.

All girls are whores, but paying one upfront is wise. If you stay in abuja u can order online. Str8t up no BS. Sex is always better then this lazy ho's

this thread pass crack ur rips + night of thousand laugh


op u made by day
funny testimonies everywhere
same thing happened to my gee after taking tramadol bae no gree show dude d**k done already erect, d thing no gree come down
nigga had to locate the nearest brothel to cool off

vincentjk:
This can be annoying but the most annoying one to me is how I invited a girl I've been chatting on facebook with (we call ourselves besties) to my dad's burial last year, kept reminding her and she promised to come but on the burial day called and called but the number was switched off... She didn't even call back to say sorry or ask how the burial went

Since that day I locked up but I won't unfriend her, will leave her to be seeing my posts and know when I hit it real big

I think she's kinda scared due to the way I speak, some say my grammar too much for person ear

Seems like you are related to former Senator of Edo state Patrick obahiagbon....

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

U r a very wicked human being... All these episode, no "full stop" no "coma" nothing nothing

Haba

NewDelhi:
Girls like this I don't waste time in deleting their number. ....Even if I see am for street or anywhere I go just bone like say I don't even know her.... No time for bullshìt. I see it as an act of disrespect, if you couldn't make it any longer you could have just picked my call and tell me. Deciding not to pick my call or switching off your phone doesn't make sense at all. ....

You be the real niggar

SeverusSnape:
I've been there, I know how it feels.

Sometimes, I will just text her out of anger "please don't come again, I'm going out, Thanks". She will start calling, time for me to do my own Shakara.

bros na Man you Be. But I Can't Say The Same For myself. I Don Really Suffer For Girls Hand. I Go Like De Like You?

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Where did you keep your punctuation Mark's? Under your bed

As ur room neat no good 4 ur eye?

kingslj:
Had that experience in those days in Uniport.Spent my feeding allowance preparing food for her.She never came .Spent the rest of the semester eatiing pawpaw growing around the campus.

Motherfucker

peterincredible:
this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

Ex-corper, I couldn't read it because your write-up ain't spaced. Dude, I couldn't find any fullstop. Do you have a beef with fullstop??

Thegeneralqueen:
Cooking is stressful


I hate to cook it's not my hobby

Bleep off outta here!! bitch

Nnemuka:
How do you guys just meet someone, invite them to your house and expect sex? that is disrespectful
If you want a hookup, why not pay a LovePeddler for sex.

she has been my friend for over a year

BusolaDakolo:
Invite at least 4 girls, anyone that comes first is the winner. You go on flight mode immediately. The others are on their own.
I'll rather disappoint than be disappointed. I'm not wicked at all. I just want to avoid situation like this below.

This gatme laughing. U are truly a wise man

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NoeJdVcBzg

This my animation video explains that...

It's inevitable.. u most fall victim one way or the other. Some will tell u they don't have money and when u send it,, em go lock up

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

Why would she agree to visit him at his place if she dont want to If she feels strongly against it, why not propose a change of venue??

Since dude didn't have any qualms about inviting her to his domain, I dont see anything wrong with his proposal.

Bottom line, speak up and speak your mind, you know for sure that when you visit a guy in his domain, one thing might lead to another and you both will head to the promise land if you ain't ready for the journey yet propose a change of venue like an eatery or so. Better yet, discuss visits to the promise land ahead of time !!

Pafexin:
Hahaha... Peter u re really incredible! How can u write over 500 words without a fullstop? At least u try put 3 comma and 1 question mark.

Stanzar7:
U r a very wicked human being... All these episode, no "full stop" no "coma" nothing nothing

Haba

I couldn't read it because no spacing and fullstop. I don't know if the dude is an upcoming rapper.

NihiIist:
You ladies are actually used to this thing.. she's not the first to do it to me. It doesn't just make sense at all.

just forget about her, go anout your life routine, you'll see the magic that happens

amaka have disappointed you!

kingslj:
Had that experience in those days in Uniport.Spent my feeding allowance preparing food for her.She never came .Spent the rest of the semester eatiing pawpaw growing around the campus.

Kingjags:
O boy, the one wey pain me back in the days nah when this girl dn promise me say she they come, wey me I dn go carry Tramadol use( that was actually my first and the last time) Omo nah so the girl talk say her mama wan send her message and she no fit meet up. Omo nah only die I no die that day

since I got married to my sexy n hot wife, na me dey run from fcck now oh.
Marriage is good to have unlimited sex oh

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

Why can’t she just be matured and bold enough to let the person know that she can’t visit him in his house. Simple.

Thegeneralqueen:
Which visitor I don't treat visitors more than i treat myself and I'm not someone that cooks always he rather takes me to an eatery

u
Yep smash and dash material

Pafexin:
Hahaha... Peter u re really incredible! How can u write over 500 words without a fullstop? At least u try put 3 comma and 1 question mark.

Thegeneralqueen:
You inviting a girl over to your house just to eat the food you cooked but you want to take advantage of her so you can sleep with her isn't that false

Sleeping with her is it a bad thing are both of them not enjoying the sex ,why make shakara untop something they will both enjoy ....


If you know how i hate disappointment from ladies you would hide this comment

Haha haha

Sorry bro

Same thing happened to my friend in 2017. The dude has prepared himself for the coming of this girl but last last the girl did not show up and the worst part of it was when he called this girl at their agreed time the girl said she will be on her way now and after like an hour my friend decided to call her again but this time she did not pick her call and after several calling she later picked the call and it was obvious that the girl was receiving gbona from another guy cause the way she sounded confirmed it, she switched off her phone afterward. I told him the girl divert his goods to another guy and my friend was not himself that day. The thing dey pain no be small

As a nigga.....

If you had to clean up before she comes...

That BEECH ain't your girlfriend or maybe she ain't real.

vincentjk:
So if I happen to ask for your hand in marriage you won't be making food for me rather you prefer us often visiting eateries to have our meal

Ogbeni, e be like you like petty talk sha.

Kingjags:
O boy, the one wey pain me back in the days nah when this girl dn promise me say she they come, wey me I dn go carry Tramadol use( that was actually my first and the last time) Omo nah so the girl talk say her mama wan send her message and she no fit meet up. Omo nah only die I no die that day

U for jor soapy na

Go and hustle. Make money and the table will turn around. Different clean girls go after guys with money and literally beg for sex even.