victorian:






Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house.

Guys sef!

Making sense till the last paragraph.
Exotic restaurant or bar on the island...well I blame the dude that asked for the hangout.

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

Please go and marry and be free from the head and heartaches of Professional Pussytesters...

VANITY



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VANITY

victorian:






Can u imagine response coming from the guys?

The babes know already the guys want to fucvk them ontop indomie and egg. Or jollof rice and pieces of broken Titus fish.
Then the babes rethink again, wait o! I'm going to this guy's house to get laid?
Whats even in it for me sef?
Smhhhhh, lemme keep my bum bum in one place jare.

Is it jollof rice have not eaten before or indomie? Smhhhhh.

He go wait taya!



Anyways guys who are stood up waiting for babes at home, why not come out plain and let the babe know she's coming to get banged at your place.
It's that simple, instead of pretending u are inviting her to come see the decor of your walls.

In short Invite her to your house for what sef?


I remembered sometime last year, One guy I've been chatting for some days, said hi dear let's hang out this weekend. It will be fun.

I asked him hang out where?

He said his place.

I asked is there any side attraction in your home?

What would will be doing in your home? He chuckled. I stared at my phone and said to myself, this guy never know how far?

Anyways dear, Look if we are not hanging out In a nice exotic restaurant or bar on the island. Then sorry I'm not coming to your place. I'm tired looking at the four walls of a house.

Guys sef!

You gave him the best answer

arthorjnr:


Making sense till the last paragraph.
Exotic restaurant or bar on the island...well I blame the dude that asked for the hangout.

Na the last paragraph nai sense full pass sef! Only a conman would think otherwise

SeverusSnape:
I've been there, I know how it feels.

Sometimes, I will just text her out of anger "please don't come again, I'm going out, Thanks". She will start calling, time for me to do my own Shakara.

Bad guy

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

Enjoyment babe

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

You actually make me laugh out loud

Mine happened when I was still in school, 300lvl to be precise. I just got back from exam runs, we have known each other for few months, so I ran into her on my way back. She asked me where I stay, I pointed a building few meters from where we were standing. She said, she's coming to see me, let her just drop what she bought from a kiosk. Brethren(sighs), I thought I was finally going to hammer this hottie, mind you, I have never invited her to my place or even mentioned anything like that.
After waiting few hours....then many hours, babe never show. I believe 2face got the inspiration to write that song from my experience.
The mistake I made was calling to ask if she was still coming. I knew I had given her the edge over me.
The following year, we met in church and she asked me where my new apartment is located, I told her the name and place, then she said she was going to come visit, na so guy man bounce her request. I told her not to bother herself, that I am very busy with projects for my clients and I need 100% focus. I left her there with her mouth slightly open in shock......and to crown it all, my hot girlfriend, now ex, came to meet me while we were talking. Yeah, bxtch, you ain't all that

Na all this girls that will be unfortunate in life does all that.

Once you follow me talk shopping mall I decline to see you innedeately..na one small boy deh knack am inside heat ooo..forming for you and giving you criteria...I always plan my payback which is always brutal...

After I smash you,that's the end...I start ignoring while making sure you see am balling...

Very anyhow human beings..

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

I so much like this comment

BusolaDakolo:
Invite at least 4 girls, anyone that comes first is the winner. You go on flight mode immediately. The others are on their own.
I'll rather disappoint than be disappointed. I'm not wicked at all. I just want to avoid situation like this below.

Legend

4 times im coming im coming i nor see break light fone too switched off na me still call am later gave me stupid excuses..lol i deleted the monkey number imagine 4good times ��‍♂️

I feel your disappointment, have experienced similar myself...cleaning the house top to bottom to fool someone into thinking I'm tidy, only for them to not show up...with or without calling. Then I look on the bright side: my house looks wonderful, at least! Next we speak, I thank them for tricking me into tidying my house.

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

What if it was your sister that another idiot was targeting like this?

stuff like this happens to most guys who tend to always ask any or every female (who ain't family) to visit them at their place. So if you're a dude and you haven't had this sorta disappointment, it means you're gay and/or you've never been braven enough to ask the female folk to visit ya.

PS: in my own case, if we've only just newly known each other, I ask you to come around and you pull the kinda stunt the OP narrated up there, mehhhnnn, your digits are outta my cell ASAP or I'll just not call you or chat you up again.

But if we've known each other for quite a while, and even though I've been getting it from you but then something struck you and you just decided to disappoint me by not showing up on a day you promised to show up, mehhhnnn, I'll just lock up and decide to promise & disappoint you too any day you ask me for money (i always like to even a score)

TO THE LADIES: never promise a guy you're gonna pay him a visit when you know you're really not gonna go visit him.
That shít is one big joke that most guys don't find funny.

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TheRedpillguy:

Am guessing she will be trusting him when he is giving her money and buying her things thou. All these type of people, I will be writing your usernames down so that when wordwar finally starts, I ll trace your I. P and get rid of you so that there will be enough oxygen for the rest of us.

Guy, .... You just made me laugh out loud,

You are Cold Blooded

NihiIist:
You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness

What if she started her period that day but was shy to say it? So she decided not to show up.

Bruh, then you go pick her up, i mean, whatever happened to chivalry.
If you re Hot enough to get the stage set, surely you must be able to go the extra mile of sending her an uber , hoping in your car to go pick her up. Moreso, how are you sure, her "red robots' did not just sure up after agreeing to come see you...

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

Why did you omit the ATM

Educonomist:
Bros,, as u arrange ur room, clean everywhere so, shey u no happy??........

Best comment by far.
Thanks for nailing it.

Thegeneralqueen:
Change the venue for the meeting next time maybe an eatery or shopping mall or cinema i think she'll come.......Thank me later

girls n free food

I love the girl so much

It happened to 2face too,Amaka no show up....... But wait oooo, wetin she wan come do for your house.

one that played me like that 10 years ago

i still collectam after she caught up with me on facebook and wante d to famz

BusolaDakolo:
Invite at least 4 girls, anyone that comes first is the winner. You go on flight mode immediately. The others are on their own.
I'll rather disappoint than be disappointed. I'm not wicked at all. I just want to avoid situation like this below.

Bad guy!

Ariza:

Lol ! Really funny comments! Especially that uniport guy who ate school pawpaw for the rest of a semester after using his allowance to prepare food for a lady who never came. such a great loss! Pussy him no Bleep, Allowance him no get! His case mad oh! .

Guys and their entitlement issues, they believe once you say yes to their proposals, dates requests or sometimes friendship they own you and your body already.The way they act you begin to wonder what will happen if they get to pay the bride price Funny beings! Imagine person wey Dem don dismiss for Barack come dey form Commander in Chief . Babe you wicked ooo, I just dey imagine the kind mock you and your friend go use the guy make. I can relate to that. and ladies jest making can be interesting


But seriously these guys need to change and do better,[b] if they realize how much pains and unnecessary spendings their "I must chop" attitude put [/b]them through, they would know better than to worship something they will get tired of when the time comes.A wife would offer them much more and longer than a girlfriend would without sacrifing much self. Guys should wise up jare!

But some ladies too will eventually give in, they only want to stress the guy so they won't look too cheap. But anyway have u heard of Yoni Pearls? As a lady your body is opened to all sorts of infections which can be harmful to your health. You use tissue paper, sanitary pads e.t.c Why not treat yourself with natural herbs.. Yoni Pearls is the best for you. Don't wait till the time you feel discomfort before you treat yourself. Whats app 07037852077. (It's not too costly) Door step delivery is available if you live within the town.

One of these days while at the University, I dozed off with my door wide open only to wake up at 3am to discover my door wasn’t locked. Chai

greggng:



Imagine somebody planning to Bleep a lady and suddenly God disappointed him. Instead of him to Thank God for saving him from sin .,,,he kept blaming the lady...At the end he will blame Eve for giving him the forbidding fruit...,what actually do you endomie children want in life?

Why do you people jump into conclusion like this. The OP never said he had the intention of sleeping with her. Learn to read and digest. He only said he too some alomo just incase one thing decided to lead to another . "Just incase " was the word he used. Just incase nature decided to take its course.