I can still remember how one chic came to my house few years ago, and she didn't have the intention to go o because I live in a well lavish place, all the foods i have at home almost finish, even the ones in my refrigerator wasn't spared, and to make it worst she invited her friends to visit her, they wasted my wines and foods o, that day I was so vexed that I thought I would transformed into incredible hulk and beat shít out of them, when her friends left I confronted her, and she was angry with me, that I was shouting at her.

Believe me I never thought she would act like this, if you see this girl, a very intelligent and beautifully endowed girl and she's also light skinned.

But what really annoys me with her is that she always eat without finishing her food and throw the rest away, its not like i pluck money from trees, am also an hustler.

and sometimes when i don't have she will think i don't want to give her, can you believe this girl wont talk to me in my own house again i got fed of her bullshit and device a plan to leave her, but before that i had the longest sex ever with her ;and


My plan was to lie to her that me and my friend rented the apartment and he's coming in few days time, and i also have to lie to her that i'm travelling out of the country that i would spend months so it won't be advisable for her to stay in the apartment, that's how we both left o, i traveled to Abuja and stay there for 2 weeks before that, i broke my sim card so she won't reach me anymore, since that terrible experience when any lady tell me she wants to visit me i would lie to her that i'm squatting with a friend of mine, the one that told me that she must visit me was suprised, she was like you are squatting with your friend and you are driving a nice car.

Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

Bro this is just on another level. Wat nerve? Please how did you react

I think the wierdest, was when i moved to my new apartment my main chick was stil far in school, so i got acquinted with a lady in that area, she got to me thru my neibor n she visited alot buh neva go beyond d sitting room , fastforward to when my main babe visited we went out to get grocery the area lady saw us when we returned, the next day the area chick visited meeting my babe in the sitting room sat down n watched movie with us, after few minute she walked into the kitchen took a cover plate, open d pot n serve herself came back to join us n left. Alol ! i can remember d look on my babe face, just had to beg & calm her ...

Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh

Kingrexyl:
I can still remember how one chic came to my house few years ago, and she didn't have the intention to go o because I live in a well lavish place, all the foods i have at home almost finish, even the ones in my refrigerator wasn't spared, and to make it worst she invited her friends to visit her, they wasted my wines and foods o, that day I was so vexed that I thought I would transformed into incredible hulk and beat shít out of them, when her friends left I confronted her, and she was angry with me, that I was shouting at her.

Believe me I never thought she would act like this, if you see this girl, a very intelligent and beautifully endowed girl and she's also light skinned.

But what really annoys me with her is that she always eat without finishing her food and throw the rest away, its not like i pluck money from trees, am also an hustler.

and sometimes when i don't have she will think i don't want to give her, can you believe this girl wont talk to me in my own house again i got fed of her bullshit and device a plan to leave her, but before that i had the longest sex ever with her ;and


My plan was to lie to her that me and my friend rented the apartment and he's coming in few days time, and i also have to lie to her that i'm travelling out of the country that i would spend months so it won't be advisable for her to stay in the apartment, that's how we both left o, i traveled to Abuja and stay there for 2 weeks before that, i broke my sim card so she won't reach me anymore, since that terrible experience when any lady tell me she wants to visit me i would lie to her that i'm squatting with a friend of mine, the one that told me that she must visit me was suprised, she was like you are squatting with your friend and you are driving a nice car.

So this bro code thing issa scam

MichaelBukamzy:
Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh

Is it your bragging let me be jare, y'all Nigerian girls are something else.

Visitors don't do weird things in my home because I'm weird. I'm Mr Weird.

To start with, I don't like people visiting especially for so long. I had this guy come over after persuading me for a while, I told him to come by 4pm.. bros moved it to 7pm, when he eventually arrived he thought I was gonna let him sleep over (what rubbish ), I was already pissed and uncomfortable so I gave him a movie to watch while I pressed my phone, brethrens oga started trying to slid his hand under my skirt stylishly.. I cannot explain the rage I felt, I just told him sorry you've overstayed your welcome..come and be going . It baffles me when I see a man above 25 acting like a 16 year old.



I blocked his number afterwards, truly many are mad few are roaming.

And you Nigerian guys are what? You've been meeting shitty people maybe because you're no different.

Kingrexyl:
Is it your bragging let me be jare, y'all Nigerian girls are something else.

illitrate:
We were seating in the mejlis when a total stranger ran with full speed inside our house and jumped
into the toilet and locked the door, puuuuuurrrrrrr taaaaaaaaar was all we could hear, she came out apologizing
that she was almost dying.

Guest toilet is just beside the mejlis and always open.

Lmao, this has to be the weirdest here so far.

missimelda01:
And you Nigerian guys are what? You've been meeting shitty people maybe because you're no different.

You girls are all the same, even the ones that potrays miss responsible out there aren't, they will never show their real attitude outside until you take them home, you girls should better change for good.

I hope you read my post clearly, if you're finding someone good, be better. That's all I can say.

Kingrexyl:
You girls are all the same, even the ones that potrays miss responsible out there aren't, they will never show their real attitude outside until you take them home, you girls should better change for good.

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

men are he goats by nature ....go and study d life of a he goat my dear....it's not really our fault

Michellekabod2:
I now realise why you hate girls

I don't hate girls,rather I detest their money leeching and manipulative characters

missimelda01:
I hope you read my post clearly, if you're finding someone good, be better. That's all I can say.

And I'm telling you am better, the problem is from you women, just change your ways.

anslem04:
I think the wierdest, was when i moved to my new apartment my main chick was stil far in school, so i got acquinted with a lady in that area, she got to me thru my neibor n she visited alot buh neva go beyond d sitting room , fastforward to when my main babe visited we went out to get grocery the area lady saw us when we returned, the next day the area chick visited meeting my babe in the sitting room sat down n watched movie with us, after few minute she walked into the kitchen took a cover plate, open d pot n serve herself came back to join us n left. Alol ! i can remember d look on my babe face, just had to beg & calm her ...

Hehehe, I can imagine how you swallowed your saliva all through the ordeal.

missimelda01:
To start with, I don't like people visiting especially for so long. I had this guy come over after persuading me for a while, I told him to come by 4pm.. bros moved it to 7pm, when he eventually arrived he thought I was gonna let him sleep over (what rubbish ), I was already pissed and uncomfortable so I gave him a movie to watch while I pressed my phone, brethrens oga started trying to slid his hand under my skirt stylishly.. I cannot explain the rage I felt, I just told him sorry you've overstayed your welcome..come and be going . It baffles me when I see a man above 25 acting like a 16 year old.



I blocked his number afterwards, truly many are mad few are roaming.

Eeya sliding his hands under your skirt?

You didnt use hammer to cripple his hand

Guess you guys are close and wants to try is luck

Inviting some 9ja guys to your house especially in the evening sounds like Séx-galore

You're joking now right


Anyway God bless your hustle.

aminusodiq:
by d way, I'm a realistic artist in case u need a gift for him on Valentine chek my siggy

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and were she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

A real man. Respect brother!

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The bolded is the reason why ladies don't invite guys to their place, except they are dating or something.

You needed to see the disgust on my face when I saw what he was trying to do.. I thought it was only in secondary school people acted this stupid.

2dice01:
Eeya sliding his hands under your skirt?

You didnt use hammer to cripple his hand

Guess you guys are close and wants to try is luck

Inviting some 9ja guys to your house especially in the evening sounds like Séx-galore

Haunty came to born pikin for here and had planned to stay with a family friend. The family friend's wife began giving her attitude which I later found out that she asked her to be paying rent and haunty had trouble with that.
The oga, an elderly Nigerian man I respected begged me to help out and of course I no dey stay home, I said no wahala after all na only one month remain mek she born and maybe another 2 months before she went back.
I left my entire home for haunty and was overseas for 3months only to come back and still see haunty but with another of her friend wey come born too. I later found out that haunty collected rent from the other lady and at the end, I was made a fool. She even had the audacity to use my car in the garage with no driving license and no insurance, thank goodness I didn't get traffic tickets in my mailbox when I came back.
Story long but to help people these days dey fear me.

missimelda01:
The bolded is the reason why ladies don't invite guys to their place, except they are dating or something.

You needed to see the disgust on my face when I saw what he was trying to do.. I thought it was only in secondary school people acted this stupid.

Yeah I can bet Baba has condoms too incase

Maybe you guys have chatted and he said some naughty stuff and you didnt tell to stop so he assume you are inviting over for some


Was that your first meeting?

That wasn't our first meeting, the first time was outdoor and I spent less than an hour, during that short period we talked about family, career and life generally so I don't see how that gives a 'i want sex' signal. I think when some guys know you're single, they think you're vulnerable .. what they don't know is that some of us are single by choice.

2dice01:
Yeah I can bet Baba has condoms too incase

Maybe you guys have chatted and he said some naughty stuff and you didnt tell to stop so he assume you are inviting over for some


Was that your first meeting?

missimelda01:
That wasn't our first meeting, the first time was outdoor and I spent less than an hour. I think when some guys know you're single, they think you're vulnerable .. what they don't know is that some of us are single by choice.

Well that's true

The deed has been done so move on

As a lady such are meant to happen cus not everyone is sane..I have a friend pepper spray is always in her bag/purse in case of bullshit like this