All this Una sex stories sef..... Just weird stuff don already change to sex affairs.



Why would a visitor use my towel to clean their body? Especially the butt-crack? That's the weirdest thing I can't stomach.

missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh

People like them no get anything allah.

They were three women, they came for a ceremony which would be held in the following day, so they had to pass night with us. I offered them my very room so they could be comfortable.

In the early morning, they started to pray in Jesus name and they were shouting. They extended the prayer for almost an hour. And it is visbly written all over the wall that they are in Muslims house. Everybody in my house uses hijab.

But I just reported them to the one that brought them to us.

Rarefayol:
She said she will pass the night nd go the next morning, but I have to send her Tfare wic I did.... So she finally came... that night and stood in front of me changing her clothes... Mehn I was like everytin don sup for me oo.. After changing her clothes, I got her sometin to eat... Wen we lay on bed I took move, she decline... I was surprise how would she possibly decline nd she was supposed to go back the next morning...

I persisted but she insisted that she's not running away I should chill until later in the mid night.... Lol I swear I was awake from 11pm to 3:30am I was hard already after seeing her naked early... Around 3:30am or so I took a move again she decline.... I took move again nd she stood up nd grabbed her bag nd ask me to open the door, I did... I was like weytin dey worry diz one... Boom she headed for the gate outside... nd I left my room rushed out to meet her outside, so I can help her open the gate, I know she won't be able to open it. That was how she left

Pro tip. If a girl visits you and fvcking is on the agenda never make the first move.

If she really wants to fvck she'll give a definitive sign.

If she's caught in between two minds and doesn't make the move, dont as well. Show her that you can do without her body.
Trust me when next she comes she'll be the one offering you everything on a plate.

There's a reason girls fall for guys who don't give two fvcks about them whilst friendzoning the guy that will literally kill for them.

This logic extends to sex too. Act like you don't want it and you'll get it. Act desperate and dissapointment awaits you.

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

Never leave a girl wandering outside late at night cos you couldn't control your konji.
It's true that they misbehave sometimes and try to play smart, but If anything happens to her, you'll be held responsible.

mejai:
All this Una sex stories sef..... Just weird stuff don already change to sex affairs.



Why would a visitor use my towel to clean their body? Especially the butt-crack? That's the weirdest thing I can't stomach.

Nairaland ppl sef ehn...weird stuff has changed to sex stories

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

This is really weird!!!

missimelda01:
I was too pissed to discuss anything with him, I also thought that me not giving him attention would make him go away.

Una for siddon outside dey jist...people have crazy thoughts in this age.

Okoroawusa:

Are you saying that because of you their orgy party didn't happen?

Na wa for you o!...spoiler!

it may have but that’s not my business my own was not in my presence that’s all bleep up your idea of love but don’t ruin it for the best of us

virgoquin:

Must you guys touch any female that comes to your place.


I don't know why guys have this mindset of trying to act funny when a lady visits them

holy holy claiming feminist bt doing d worse pple like u knw all d best sweetest sex style trying 2 discourage fellow girls 2 have sex when dem visit us honestly madam u re a wicked woman do u knw d kind of stress i pass true 2 invite mercy 2 my house afta my spendin

karkinase:

Nairaland ppl sef ehn...weird stuff has changed to sex stories

e tire me.

J111333:
Hehehe, I can imagine how you swallowed your saliva all through the ordeal.

Please tell him to finish the story.

AstroG:



Same happened to me when ah was still a student.

She came all the way from Awka to skul(my lodge) all in the name that she was bored at skul. Na so ah carry her go Bar,she chop close to 15k dah night. E reach night,make ah touch her,she come dy talk say she get bf,I come tell her so u hv a bf and u left him and traveled all d way to be with me. I was angry but ah didnt react at dah point,left it till 3am and I told her to leave my room. She begged and agreed but ah told her dah ah no need sex again,say make she comot my room.


She left and where she slept or went to dah nyt no concern me.

I HATE STUPID MOFOS

You are a real niggarrr

mejai:
All this Una sex stories sef..... Just weird stuff don already change to sex affairs.



Why would a visitor use my towel to clean their body? Especially the butt-crack? That's the weirdest thing I can't stomach.

Just so tiring. Only thing in their heads is sex and more sex. Jeez!!!

scrolldown88:
Refusing to live and behaving as if we were married.

LEAVE

this was done by me, back then in school I was suffering from exhaustion from serious marathon reading. l think on the fifth day, I took a break n went to my friends place to cool off, unfortunately for me i met his absence. I don't know how I managed to pick his lock n gain access to his apartment. I got inside ate his food n slept off. Didn't even know when he return, all i know is that, I woke up the next morning, saw him laughing at me n warning me of the exhaustion. he made breakfast n we left for school.
I can imagine the look on his face, coming back n seeing your niggi in your lock apartment.

To the extent that she stole my memory card 16 gb

Okoroawusa:

Your brother was going through a difficult time n you didn't even notice....uwa nka sef

He didn't notice cos na imaginary story. That story na big lie

Hi guys... Please study this thread.
See potential Mariam sandas.
And baby Evanses


Mad people full this forum.
Make I enjoy the stories dey go. Everybody forming James Bond and Halle Berry

NaijadrivaCars:


You no go marry be that

Did I say my husband? The post says to talk about visitors not husband so when I said I dont like sharing my bed with anyone, i was referreing to visitors cos that is the center of focus here.

JasonScoolari:
She walked straight to my kitchen to prepare my last yam....

I collected the yam money from my friend who invited her.

heheheh Jason oooooo

An idiotic guy I met on Facebook came over and stole my bro's gf's BlackBerry n my clothe that year, lol, heard the guy stole elsewhere n got jailed tho.

Had some old class mate visit me they all crashed on my bed I ended up sleeping on the floor

One lady that comes to visit me last year when she came back to the village, she was sitting opposite my bed on a plastic chair, while we're talking she just put hand into her private part start scratching without minding my present.it was so weird to me

While living with my uncle, his wife's sister came visiting. They will both go to work leaving both of us alone at home. Thanks God there was no pregnancy scandal within the 3weeks she spent. I even saw my uncle touching her breast in the stairs.

He came into my house with his wife and kid and I decided to offer them a bottle of grandnut for refreshment before going to the kitchen to prepare food for them, but before I finished cooking, what I saw was the empty bottle of a big bottle of grandnut.

Some people are wicked.

So this guy was introduced to me and I was asked to lodge him for a while. It's a self-contained room.

He came and became the boss. Displaced me from my bed and i was sleeping on the floor.
He was playing his games very loud.
I served him food and he didn't finish the food, and left the plates for me to take away and wash. He also didn't say thank you. Later wasn't feeling well, and I got drugs for him with my money, and he never said thank you.

I just couldn't talk. In my mind I was like "This guy no get manners?"

Gfvj

Owocourtesy:
He came into my house with his wife and kid and I decided to offer them a bottle of grandnut for refreshment before going to the kitchen to prepare food for them, but before I finished cooking, what I saw was the empty bottle of a big bottle of grandnut.

Some people are wicked.

hahahahahah a

sheriffindy:
Nairaland..A safe haven for wannabees, pretenders and hypocrites. everybody flexing their lizard muscles.

Obviously you are seeing what I'm seeing.

360command:
if na foreigner do you this thing, you no go dey funny. Look at the way you write, because of pekus, you throw girl outside for middle of the night.. you foolish my brother..

You get time sef, his story ain't even real.

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