Kingrexyl:
A responsible lady won't visit random men anyhow, only Hoes does that, so shut up that trash of a mouth you have.

bro nawaoooo

Liposure:
Sweetheart, i hope you didn't eat dat soup.

No be all monikers with f be females o..
Be guided

SenecaTheYonger:
She shit on my bed. Amber, you fucking cunt, if I ever get my hands on you...

Lol you F*ck her Nash ni

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

solasoulmusic:
My house secrets stay here lol

But I really loved this guy so the night before my birthday I went to visit we went to his friends where he had arranged babes I faked late night and spent the night. Nothing happened but I learnt then that sometimes we put down what we can’t keep up with.

Just wanted to crash their ashawo party small

i got no idea what u just wrote

Kingjjo:
Nah I ddnt want to talk. This girl is above 27 and should have brain even if she doesn't have sense. She stays with her parents and siblings, does she eat meat like that in her house

Well, probably because you're not too serious about the chick cos I don't see how you can be Bleeping somebody since morning and not be able to correct them when they're irritating you. Is she a mind-reader?

No be your goat meat don lost be dat

A lesson to ladies viewing the thread! These guys don't care...they are already waiting for you to make any slight misstep so that they will sharperly delete your contact after taking what they want from you smh

Peace and love in the Name of JAH RASTAFARI Selassie I

skyhighweb:
i got no idea what u just wrote

summary I don’t snitch and I crashed ashawo party for love

PrinceGallant:
They were three women, they came for a ceremony which would be held in the following day, so they had to pass night with us. I offered them my very room so they could be comfortable.

In the early morning, they started to pray in Jesus name and they were shouting. They extended the prayer for almost an hour. And it is visbly written all over the wall that they are in Muslims house. Everybody in my house uses hijab.

But I just reported them to the one that brought them to us.

so if u visit a Christian friend u wont pray because u re in Christian home abi?

Not really, I just need some time to understand myself.

Exmilitant:
There Must Be A Reason For Your Singularity Mam.. Maybe A Heartbreak Sometime Ago??

Frankicent:



Lol you F*ck her Nash ni

Damn niggar

The insane person took my remote and wouldn't let go.

MichaelBukamzy:
Dude came for a job interview and i allowed him crash at my place.my bae came at nite and dude was forming sly madu just to impress her.he ist comot shirt(he dey gim sha),small time he wear my cap dey waka upandan for lyk 5mins.i dey kitchen with bae.e no tey he pas go baf,kari bare chest dey ask my bae weda cold dey.e no tey he enta room,wear brown powder,rub wetlips con spray my pef oo con dey burst craig david album dey sing out loud with guiness wey pesn dash me(i leave am for fridge say afta dinner make i download am).mumu later dey ask me why my bae no sleep over.lol

Some guys sef no dey try aswer

XaintJoel20:


We are on the same page on this strictness matter

I will crush anyone that cross my path this year.

Small flies have taken me for granted to many times.
I am not tolerating that again.

yes o. Na everybody get wereh for head nw. Some of us just sabi curtail am ni. If we unleash our own nw. Dem go dey badmouth is day day guy no get respect he bad but we don’t care anymore. Those who deserve d kindness still get it anyway.

This random uncle came visiting. He had finished bathing on one fateful evening, he ensured that our living room was filled with other visitors then he spread his towel on the railings that surround where people are seated. It was so embarrassing

FuckDaMods:

You just enter this thread to feel yourself abi? For your mind you are agbani darego, for your mind you be the only girl in the world. Go play for shit young girl.. Real niggas will always make attempt, it's either you turn him down or not. No need to act rudely.

All these low esteem ugly bitches sef.. If you see them in reality you'd run.

Am here to read sum world class lies ......

1Sharon:

Doesn't add up. She was ashamed, yet did that in your presence?

I guess you didn't get the story. she thought he was sleeping. Thanks

missimelda01:
Take your own advice sir.

Quick question, does the manner in which you mentioned me earlier show you're a normal person? If the answer is yes, then I'm very much normal.
One more thing, don't pity my husband.. pity the woman who's going to end up with a person like you who doesn't mind his business and has no single manner of approach. I gave you a piece of your own cake and now you're crying

Please don't mention me again.

long epistle because it got to your brain. Pele ti e o. Mind u, I will continue to mention u until u stop mentioning me too

My visitor farted in my sitting room and gosh d offensive smell was all over the room even my air fresher could not contained the smell. The most snnoyi g part was that she did not mind if I was angry or not. Not even an apology. Some ladies ehhnn shame is far from them walahi

azadus18:
Am here to read sum world class lies ......

Mowa pelu e

confirmed

missimelda01:
Not really, I just need some time to understand myself.

midnighter:


Come on! So if a bunch of Muslim women visited your house and began to shout "Allahu Akbar" early in the morning, you wouldn't complain

People shouldn't use their religion as an excuse to be stupid and insensitive, in fact their prayer is a very useless one if they can't consider their hosts.

I can't stand that stupid early morning shouting they use to disturb everybody like say dem holy pass

Yeah, that's right.


Be religious/spiritual, but be logical too.

missimelda01:
Not really, I just need some time to understand myself.

whenever you are ready holla me, we could make a good pair you know..

damtan:
Funny stories

When I was serving, there was this town girl my partner met and invited to our lodge (A 3 bedroom flat). I suddenly started hearing her moans and knew something was up.

Immediately after their sex romp, I heard a knock on my door and I saw the girl standing almost naked (my partner was freshening up); with smell oozing all around her, she said " Corper, na you I like o, come quickly do before your partner comes out". I've never been so disgusted.

God save us from karashika.

This cracked me up.
Hilariously Hilarious

tolijascro:





Damn niggar

Lol eh ba what could have prompt her to destroy the bed

midnighter:


Come on! So if a bunch of Muslim women visited your house and began to shout "Allahu Akbar" early in the morning, you wouldn't complain

People shouldn't use their religion as an excuse to be stupid and insensitive, in fact their prayer is a very useless one if they can't consider their hosts.

I can't stand that stupid early morning shouting they use to disturb everybody like say dem holy pass

yes because i have no right to complain unless I hate d religion n beside best u have told them d rules but since u didn't anything goes

realokopi:
You girls are so confusing and unpredictable. A girl was always coming to my house once in a while then and I never touched her. The last time she came to my house she told me to my face she won't come to my house again because I refused to touch her. How did she expect me to touch her when she was engaged to my colleague who was also my tribal guy.

Lol coward... Have lost so opportunities like that too

Emmanuelhector:
After using my Toilet, the clown wipe his anus for my toilet wall

I am not trying to be tribalistic.
He is Yoruba?

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Whizbuzz:
Years back when I was in year 2 at PTI,I came home for holidays and a male friend of mine came around to say hello to me,he greeted my dad and we both sat down on a 3 sitter chair watching the BBC which my dad was already glued to my friends arrival...to my greatest surprise.....he stood up and took the remote that was on a stool in front of my dad and changed the channel to sound city...I was dumbfounded and my dad was like trying to load to know exactly what just happened....to me that was weird...cos it was his 1st time in my house and my dad has never even met him before...and have never been to his house before myself...it was weird anyway....I got scolded when he left cos my dad kept mute till he left...

Nawa ooo

Specyano:
Showing one of my guy a post on Instagram on my phone, baba just scroll down see some posts double tap... I'm like bro no be ur phone u dey operate and that's my account not yours,, nigga be like ehn ehn he like what he sees on my account ��‍♂️

so someone cant check well a post, or havent u done same with other peoples phone¿ wats weird here

198800Mam:
ONE COOL EVENING AFTER D HEAVY RAINFALL I WAS JUST AT HOME LAYING DOWN ON MA MATRESS, SHE JUST CAME IN WITH HER LONG PURPLE OVERALL HIJAB BEFORE I CUD WELCOME HER PROPER SHE JST PULL HER HIJAB SHE WAS STEAK NAKED WITH NOTHING UNDER D HIJAB, AND WE HAD THE BEST SEX N ROMANCE EVA

nice dream