Tookool:

Lol ... Blessing and her colleague that year for Calabar

Mad ooo
You're bad

Owocourtesy:
He came into my house with his wife and kid and I decided to offer them a bottle of grandnut for refreshment before going to the kitchen to prepare food for them, but before I finished cooking, what I saw was the empty bottle of a big bottle of grandnut.

Some people are wicked.

Or just hungry. Stories like this actually make me sad. People are suffering unimaginable hardship in this country. Then again, your visitors may have just been very greedy.

missimelda01:
I hope you read my post clearly, if you're finding someone good, be better. That's all I can say.

Madam, wetin concern you with the guy sef? Seems like say you sef wan do...

hopexter:


Take your irrelevance to another post my friend, what do you mean I know your type? I stated a weird experience just like everyone else and you see it as an avenue to tackle me. I don't know you and I don't want to know your type either.

You dont know the meaning of weird. Na wa ooo for your type of person.

it was my niece that brought her bf to us, immediately this guy saw us he prosrated and he couldn't stand again, we were so afraid, we pour water on him trying to wake him up, about to carry him to hospital, we discovered that the guy is deeply asleep,and heavily'' drunk, my jnr brother was seriously annoyed, he carried him and dumbed him in a stagnant water beside our gate, this guy didn't wake up untill after four hrs

ViykeNairaland:
...for your mind now you be better brother....you never marry dey live for duplex for Abuja....I'm sure that your wedding na make all man see sey you don arrive....your elder brother with him wife and children dey for your one room wey I can bet your gate man only dey occupy...the pant na just excuse to pursue am. No dey call the man your BROTHER....you no know wetin e mean! Imagine this nonsense....Your brother disparing situation na him you come dey showcase for social media! Devil purnish you dia! Na your type wife go turn to vegitable no body go come help! Monkey man. Your time dey come!

very useless fellow

Realhommie:
Don't mind her.. What's even more annoying is that most of these girls have nothing to their names.

Exactly. Very proud for nothing. Gold diggers everywhere.

missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh

missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh

lol......leave am nah, make he dey brag him brag

foolbuster:


You dont know the meaning of weird. Na wa ooo for your type of person.

Lol.. You just dey find attention

Favy1235:

funny enough i'm nt a 15yr old teen

You get time to respond sha

mirexxx:
This thread made my night.. had a good laugh..I won't share my experiences tho..

Please maam

hussybae:
it was my niece that brought her bf to us, immediately this guy saw us he prosrated and he couldn't stand again, we were so afraid, we pour water on him trying to wake him up, about to carry him to hospital, we discovered that the guy is deeply asleep,and heavily'' drunk, my jnr brother was seriously annoyed, he carried him and dumbed him in a stagnant water beside our gate, this guy didn't wake up untill after four hrs

See the way i am laughing in the middle of the night.

Kingjjo:
It was on a tuesday, called in sick cos this babe I met on fb said it was that day she will come. Went to goat market and bought goat meat I prepared a wonderful okra/ogbono/uziza soup...of course I sabi cook wella. This girl came around 4pm and we started talking, shortly she went to the toilet to ease herself and I rushed her hand bag and saw clothes there ..Lols.. I relaxed cos no point in rushing cos I know this one go sleep. Later after we don bulala, the girl said she dey hungry I told her she should enter kitchen and do eba for both of us. This girl came out with 12 pieces of meat plus other things wey dey the soup. It's not like the meat lumps were small in anyway I was shocked to see my 3k meat almost finish in one eating. I ate small and ate 3 pieces of meat and I pretended that I was watching a movie while watching this girl consume my meat while talking to me with mouth full with meat.. A big turn off for me. In the morning I was dressed for work when she walked out of the bathroom and asked me whether I will eat eba that morning, my heart skipped and I knew that this girl has a mission to finish that meat. I told her no that I don't eat eba in the morning and she said that she wants to eat. 10 minutes later this came out with very small eba and 6 pieces of meat. Na there I weak and I decided I won't give her a dime and she won't come to my house again. I deleted number immediately she left. Anu mpam

So one of my old guys visited me and I told him to feel at home


Werey go put on generator o

SweetPreeq:
So one of my old guys visited me and I told him to feel at home


Werey go put on generator o

Real G

You told him to feel at home and he obey

Kingrexyl:
A responsible lady won't visit random men anyhow, only Hoes does that, so shut up that trash of a mouth you have.

Set Awon Rapist! your the one who needs to shut up your stupid mouth ODE! I wonder if you would like that to be done to your sister

Kingjjo:
It was on a tuesday, called in sick cos this babe I met on fb said it was that day she will come. Went to goat market and bought goat meat I prepared a wonderful okra/ogbono/uziza soup...of course I sabi cook wella. This girl came around 4pm and we started talking, shortly she went to the toilet to ease herself and I rushed her hand bag and saw clothes there ..Lols.. I relaxed cos no point in rushing cos I know this one go sleep. Later after we don bulala, the girl said she dey hungry I told her she should enter kitchen and do eba for both of us. This girl came out with 12 pieces of meat plus other things wey dey the soup. It's not like the meat lumps were small in anyway I was shocked to see my 3k meat almost finish in one eating. I ate small and ate 3 pieces of meat and I pretended that I was watching a movie while watching this girl consume my meat while talking to me with mouth full with meat.. A big turn off for me. In the morning I was dressed for work when she walked out of the bathroom and asked me whether I will eat eba that morning, my heart skipped and I knew that this girl has a mission to finish that meat. I told her no that I don't eat eba in the morning and she said that she wants to eat. 10 minutes later this came out with very small eba and 6 pieces of meat. Na there I weak and I decided I won't give her a dime and she won't come to my house again. I deleted number immediately she left. Anu mpam

Kingjjo:
It was on a tuesday, called in sick cos this babe I met on fb said it was that day she will come. Went to goat market and bought goat meat I prepared a wonderful okra/ogbono/uziza soup...of course I sabi cook wella. This girl came around 4pm and we started talking, shortly she went to the toilet to ease herself and I rushed her hand bag and saw clothes there ..Lols.. I relaxed cos no point in rushing cos I know this one go sleep. Later after we don bulala, the girl said she dey hungry I told her she should enter kitchen and do eba for both of us. This girl came out with 12 pieces of meat plus other things wey dey the soup. It's not like the meat lumps were small in anyway I was shocked to see my 3k meat almost finish in one eating. I ate small and ate 3 pieces of meat and I pretended that I was watching a movie while watching this girl consume my meat while talking to me with mouth full with meat.. A big turn off for me. In the morning I was dressed for work when she walked out of the bathroom and asked me whether I will eat eba that morning, my heart skipped and I knew that this girl has a mission to finish that meat. I told her no that I don't eat eba in the morning and she said that she wants to eat. 10 minutes later this came out with very small eba and 6 pieces of meat. Na there I weak and I decided I won't give her a dime and she won't come to my house again. I deleted number immediately she left. Anu mpam

Jayy10:

What's a mejlis?

Sitting room (parlor).

hopexter:
Frying 5 eggs when I told my guest to feel at home, that shit pissed me off and i was like bro, na you lay the eggs

; ;

pek:
Mine was with my elder brother. He visited from Abuja to Lagos just before my wedding. Asked me for a loan that things weren't okay with him at the moment. I promised to help settle him later after my wedding. He asked me how much I was paying for the accommodation. I told him. He asked if he could stay and be paying for one room. I declined.
He came with his family for the wedding and his family was allotted one out of the four rooms in the duplex ( all en suit). Days after wedding, bros didn't go. I had extra five mouths to feed. Unplanned and little prepared for. Four weeks passed, no leave no transfer. The last straw was when I saw the wife's panties on the door. She didn't hang it in the bathroom, on the bathroom door, in the wardrobe or anywhere in their room. But on the door leading to the room. I was mad. Had to go see my uncle who sent for him. He left the following morning.

Okoroawusa:

Your brother was going through a difficult time n you didn't even notice....uwa nka sef

I was crying reading this, you are so insensitive to ur brother. For a man to leave his home and moved his whole family to a relatives/friend's house means a very rough time has hit him which could happen to anybody. You don't have to accommodate him, but the least you can do was to support him in the best way you can.

During university days, nothing was more painful than a squatter bringing in different babes and expecting you to excuse him and leave your own house for him. Some of them would even be expecting you to look for an alternative to spend the night elsewhere.

SweetPreeq:
So one of my old guys visited me and I told him to feel at home


Werey go put on generator o

ifeomabernard:


Set Awon Rapist! your the one who needs to shut up your stupid mouth ODE! I wonder if you would like that to be done to your sister

Hahahahahahaha this is one of the hungry girls, abeg comot for my front jare.

Budline1:

Of course, why can't I help my partner?

Cooking what you will eat and cleaning your baby up is helping your partner? Smh

Budline1:


I wonder o. Very mean ppl. She stopped talking to him because he's not OBO or Hushpuppi. What they ought to have just laughed about...
These bitches got no joy at all. It's why rich guys fvck and dump them anyhow.

The guy is stupid. I am a guy and if I had a younger sister I wouldn't want such type of guy for her. You plan outing according to your pocket.

I remember my days in Ekosidin, there was this dude that graduated but came for clearance. I decided to squat him for the three days. I noticed that on the third day, the chief was doing no leave no transfer. I just chill. The night of the third day oboy went clubbing and brought one disgusting chick. The idiot was winking at me to leave my house around 10pm for him to defile my sheet. I said they should wait outside let me, clear everywhere. I locked my door... And slept off. The guy banged and banged, I increased music. In the morning by 6am, I dropped his bag outside my door. Which useless you don't know tomorrow...

When I moved to zaria for my Msc, this fine chic who was course mates, came for visit with handbag. Unknown to me that handbag will contain tv and fridge no joke. She spent the first night, second and third. The third day, I asked her, even Jesus rose on the third day, when are you rising. She was doing fine girl things, be shaking bobbi and asking me to suck or feel it. I hissed... Me that nearly became a Catholic father na you wan seduce...

The fourth day morning, I asked her to move out before I return. She thought I was joking. When I returned, I threw her out with her wet pants and all... In her words I am gay and don't know the fresh food I am throwing away. I told her ayam a vegan...

ArticleBeast:
I remember my days in Ekosidin, there was this dude that graduated but came for clearance. I decided to squat him for the three days. I noticed that on the third day, the chief was doing no leave no transfer. I just chill. The night of the third day oboy went clubbing and brought one disgusting chick. The idiot was winking at me to leave my house around 10pm for him to defile my sheet. I said they should wait outside let me, clear everywhere. I locked my door... And slept off. The guy banged and banged, I increased music. In the morning by 6am, I dropped his bag outside my door. Which useless you don't know tomorrow...

Bruv abeg manage am...

XaintJoel20:


You should have made her clean the rubbish.
Gosh

I told her to but she didnt clean it very well.. so i have to detol and soap to mop d whole house .

hussybae:
it was my niece that brought her bf to us, immediately this guy saw us he prosrated and he couldn't stand again, we were so afraid, we pour water on him trying to wake him up, about to carry him to hospital, we discovered that the guy is deeply asleep,and heavily'' drunk, my jnr brother was seriously annoyed, he carried him and dumbed him in a stagnant water beside our gate, this guy didn't wake up untill after four hrs

Hehehe.

ArticleBeast:
When I moved to zaria for my Msc, this fine chic who was course mates, came for visit with handbag. Unknown to me that handbag will contain tv and fridge no joke. She spent the first night, second and third. The third day, I asked her, even Jesus rose on the third day, when are you rising. She was doing fine girl things, be shaking bobbi and asking me to suck or feel it. I hissed... Me that nearly became a Catholic father na you wan seduce...

The fourth day morning, I asked her to move out before I return. She thought I was joking. When I returned, I threw her out with her wet pants and all... In her words I am gay and don't know the fresh food I am throwing away. I told her ayam a vegan...

Mee too reason with her small as per the bolded but hey, you're the man.

Emmanuelhector:
Yes.. but how did you know?

By their fruit you shall know them.