This girl came visiting for the first time, hanty went straight to the kitchen and started tearing noodles nylon, 6super pack, with the hope she was making it for both of us to eat, until when hanty brought the pot inside with just one fork, she finish am still take can malt step am down. I Fvcked the shit outa her thou

Whizbuzz:
Years back when I was in year 2 at PTI,I came home for holidays and a male friend of mine came around to say hello to me,he greeted my dad and we both sat down on a 3 sitter chair watching the BBC which my dad was already glued to my friends arrival...to my greatest surprise.....he stood up and took the remote that was on a stool in front of my dad and changed the channel to sound city...I was dumbfounded and my dad was like trying to load to know exactly what just happened....to me that was weird...cos it was his 1st time in my house and my dad has never even met him before...and have never been to his house before myself...it was weird anyway....I got scolded when he left cos my dad kept mute till he left...

Funny asf

hussybae:
it was my niece that brought her bf to us, immediately this guy saw us he prosrated and he couldn't stand again, we were so afraid, we pour water on him trying to wake him up, about to carry him to hospital, we discovered that the guy is deeply asleep,and heavily'' drunk, my jnr brother was seriously annoyed, he carried him and dumbed him in a stagnant water beside our gate, this guy didn't wake up untill after four hrs

This one off me

RollsRoc:
hmmm. follow me, I will do it once with others who asked to key in.

Can i also send you a pm?

mirexxx:
thanks but others will.

u are so pretty. Hi

damtan:
Can i also send you a pm?

yeah...I prefer you follow me though

damtan:

Can i also send you a pm?

yeah.....I prefer you follow me to see my thread on it

FuckDaMods:

You just enter this thread to feel yourself abi? For your mind you are agbani darego, for your mind you be the only girl in the world. Go play for shit young girl.. Real niggas will always make attempt, it's either you turn him down or not. No need to act rudely.

All these low esteem ugly bitches sef.. If you see them in reality you'd run.

please just stop

How would you like her to react honestly

She didn't go to his house o

Imagine if she was your sister will you feel the same way
How is she feeling herself I think the guy was being very disrespectful
Haba just like that?

missimelda01:
I should tell him to stop because he doesn't have sense abi, like someone said I should have used hammer to crush his hands.

While you are busy angry with the guy... Another girl actually asked me in my own house if I am gay... Just because I refused to make a move till when she was about to leave before she asked me that question...

SmellingAnus:
While you are busy angry with the guy... Another girl actually asked me in my own house if I am gay... Just because I refused to make a move till when she was about to leave before she asked me that question...

wow this world is just confusing, but asking for sex is a much better option.

missimelda01:
wow this world is just confusing, but asking for sex is a much better option.

I agree with you but who should be the one to ask for sex? The girl or I? Or in your case the guy or you?

SmellingAnus:
I agree with you but who should be the one to ask for sex? The girl or I? Or in your case the guy or you?

anyone that wants something should ask for it, keep an open mind cos you might get turned down.

ArticleBeast:
I remember my days in Ekosidin, there was this dude that graduated but came for clearance. I decided to squat him for the three days. I noticed that on the third day, the chief was doing no leave no transfer. I just chill. The night of the third day oboy went clubbing and brought one disgusting chick. The idiot was winking at me to leave my house around 10pm for him to defile my sheet. I said they should wait outside let me, clear everywhere. I locked my door... And slept off. The guy banged and banged, I increased music. In the morning by 6am, I dropped his bag outside my door. Which useless you don't know tomorrow...

I love this

pek:
It is always easy to be judgmental especially since you are not the one that wears the shoe and you could always take the easy stand. Good morning.

agree

As a man
You need to take care of your family no matter what
Do whatever odd job to make your situation better
Don't visit your problem on others especially a newly wedded couple
Your problem dey learn where other people own dey

Haba!

ArticleBeast:

Me even if my father comes to see me... If he say 4 days, it should be 4 day or at most 5 days. If it pass that time, I will ask him to move out. They know me at home. If you tell me it is 1 year, it should be 1 year

Badoo

Sermwell:

bro I followed this thread from page one and I must say your attitude towards your brother wasn't right at all!!!
I have a cousin who was seriously in need to the extend that he came to stay with me in school with his fiancé. I was a student and struggled so hard to take care of them for 2yrs. Almost everyone in my hostel asked me to send them away but I didn't. After about 2yrs of staying with me, he got a contract as a ship cleaner.
last year December after my call to bar, he called me and said he has something 'small' for me, and asked me to send my account details. Like a dream, this guy transferred 4million naira to my account(an amount I have never made in my entire life). I was dumbfounded!! I cried when he reminded me of the sacrifices I made when he and his fiancé were staying with me in school!

the cash reward is the goal?
You obviously we're in a good place to shoulder the responsibility
You can't put everyone in your shoes
And what's 4m that you can't make for yourself of God blesses you
What's wrong is wrong

Sermwell:

bro I followed this thread from page one and I must say your attitude towards your brother wasn't right at all!!!
I have a cousin who was seriously in need to the extend that he came to stay with me in school with his fiancé. I was a student and struggled so hard to take care of them for 2yrs. Almost everyone in my hostel asked me to send them away but I didn't. After about 2yrs of staying with me, he got a contract as a ship cleaner.
last year December after my call to bar, he called me and said he has something 'small' for me, and asked me to send my account details. Like a dream, this guy transferred 4million naira to my account(an amount I have never made in my entire life). I was dumbfounded!! I cried when he reminded me of the sacrifices I made when he and his fiancé were staying with me in school!

the cash reward is the goal?
You obviously we're in a good place to shoulder the responsibility
You can't put everyone in your shoes
And what's 4m that you can't make for yourself
If God blesses you
What's wrong is wrong
forget story!

pek:
I have observed with disgust how some people have taken it upon themselves to cast aspersions on my person since I made my post on this interesting topic. I promised myself after that beautiful insight by midnighter that I won't reply anyone on this but I have to break my promise to myself and her. You may not agree with me but one thing I won't allow you do is insult me. This thread was created, I believe, to amuse us all on what what we saw as weird exhibited by our visitors.
For those who might feel offended by my choice of words as you read further, let it be known to you that I hate vile words and I don't subscribe to them in any form. But today, I will thrown civility and decorum to the wind and respond in like manner.
I owe no one any explanation for my actions but calling me wicked shows how stupid and ignorant you are. If after reading my post and I that's the best you can come up with, then your pea size brain is more dead than alive. While others have called me heartless and insensitive for "throwing out my brother and family from my house", I will like to ask those dimwits to reference that to my post. Where did I state that I asked him to leave my house? It is either their comphrension skill is at a dangerous low or they do selective reading. While some have opined that the wife hanging her panties on the door was just an excuse. Need I remind you the topic of this thread? Don't you find that weird? Let me refresh your memory. There was a toilet and bath in their room with enough space for hanging undies. An inbuilt wardrobe with plenty hangers. If she was more comfortable hanging it on doors, why not on the bathroom door? Is that not weird and unsightly? Where have I wrong these nincompoops calling me wicked, callous, insensitive etc. I never talked to her but asked the husband to tell her to remove it.
I respect my brother. Can't even look him in the eyes and talk to him. Their many excesses made me to go see my uncle who sent for him. He woke up the following morning that he wants to go back to Abuja. I gave him money and he left. Yes I told my uncle who all along was advising him to go back to Abuja, to a house I just paid for four months prior. But my brother claimed he likes Lagos better.
For the fools calling me names, if you don't see anything wrong in a man dumping his family on a newly wed, then you obviously don't know your right hand from your left hand and need to keep off the Internet. Do you know that the most difficult time in a marriage is the first six to twelve months? This is the period you get to know your spouse. Those things you didn't see before you now begin to see them. You don't need a third party at this stage. The few months he and the family stayed with us was highly inconvenient for my wife. She was more like the visitor. If you don't see anything wrong here, when you marry, invite your brother and his family to come live with you.
@skyhighweb. You said I am not a brother material and you won't like to have me as a brother. That's the most idiotic thing to say. You came to this conclusion without really knowing me. If you do 10% of what I have done for my siblings, you will see yourself a saint. My brother's first daughter just graduated. Second is in her second year. Can't remember last my brother paid their fees ditto my sister. I didn't find it easy in life coming from a polygamous family where it was all man to himself. Three of us from our mother who was late. My brother and sister didn't go to school but I did through self help. The little I have in life I have never denied them. To you all who sit on your high horses, if my earlier post made you cry or gave you headache, go hug a wet live transformer.

Cc
GREATPIANIST
Sermwell
Seunfly
merahki

i must say
You are a very intelligent and kind person
God bless you

tammie24:
the cash reward is the goal?
You obviously we're in a good place to shoulder the responsibility
You can't put everyone in your shoes
And what's 4m that you can't make for yourself
If God blesses you
What's wrong is wrong
forget story!

lolz. cash rewards was not the goal atall.....and I was not in any position to shoulder any responsibilty as a student, except of course you didn't read my post.

Sermwell:

lolz. cash rewards was not the goal atall.....and I was not in any position to shoulder any responsibilty as a student, except of course you didn't read my post.

i said you were in a good position to shoulder the responsibility cos I don't understand why a student would house and feed 2 grown adults
Not like they were disabled o
Not even married
The lady didn't have parents or siblings or relations she can go to?
I don't get it
And they were there for two years without contributing anything?
Kudos to you sha!

midnighter:


I actually thought you said he wiped his ass with your "Mummy towel", but somebody drew my attention to your comment and it was actually his face.

Dude, why would you embarrass your friend like that over a towel lmao. You would have given him something else to use na.

Too bad...people like you act like coming to your house is the highest favour..Im sure the guy wouldnt even accept any invitation from you again

bro, friends get level o...not everyone you call friends are friends,the guy might just be an acquaintance...like prolly the relationship no too deep reach make he use anything anyhow which he could overlook....e get friends wey fit do this and I won't be bothered,I will just wash it,but there are some that will do it and I will get annoyed,I can even ask him to wash it...

Gcool2:
bro, friends get level o...not everyone you call friends are friends,the guy might just be an acquaintance...like prolly the relationship no too deep reach make he use anything anyhow which he could overlook....e get friends wey fit do this and I won't be bothered,I will just wash it,but there are some that will do it and I will get annoyed,I can even ask him to wash it...

The way he said he screamed was sounding strange lol but I think I understand where you're coming from...it just looked like embarrassment to me

Liposure:
u are so pretty. Hi

thanks

mirexxx:
thanks

rite now i'm gonna follow u on twitter. can we be friends?

mirexxx:
thanks

your smile is d most beautiful i hav ever seen.

Emyres:
So this guy was introduced to me and I was asked to lodge him for a while. It's a self-contained room.

He came and became the boss. Displaced me from my bed and i was sleeping on the floor.
He was playing his games very loud.
I served him food and he didn't finish the food, and left the plates for me to take away and wash. He also didn't say thank you. Later wasn't feeling well, and I got drugs for him with my money, and he never said thank you.

I just couldn't talk. In my mind I was like "This guy no get manners?"

No vex na marlian

Liposure:
your smile is d most beautiful i hav ever seen.

thank you dear

A friend was over and too drunk to go home, so sleeps it off on my couch. I wake up to see her sitting on my coffee table with her pants around her ankles, urinating on the table and rug. And she is too drunk to wake up, just finishes and falls back asleep on couch. So I clean it up.

The next day I say nothing And several times since I've heard her claim that she has never been blackout drunk or done something she can't remember.

Sometime ago, I had some coursemate come over to my kid sister's birthday. Had plans for my gf to come over perhaps when the guys finish buzzing. They had more than enough till they couldn't even go home again, they weren't even aware of what was going on cos they were practically knocked down after countless shots.
Finally i decided they stay behind, cancelling my babe's comeover. At the middle of the night this guys puked everywhere. In fact i had to roll them off the bed so they don't mess up my bed. Everywhere was filled with vomit and trust me, the stench was real bad. I was really disgusted cos they even rubbed themselves on the vomit. The next day was a hell of a day cos we had to wash everything in the room, it took days for the room to regain it usual smell. It was really a disgusting experience.

missimelda01:
Do you have to brag about something in every post you make? I wonder how these so called girls cope around you tuehh

Sounds more like hate. Dude was not bragging. If you have a nice house and a nice car, another person's hate can't stop you from talking about them in a story.

Black ppl. Smh

Kingrexyl:
It wasn't my official sim card that's why I broke it, thank God I didn't give her my main line people know me with.

Even you sef know say your story get k-leg

Budline1:


I wonder o. Very mean ppl. She stopped talking to him because he's not OBO or Hushpuppi. What they ought to have just laughed about...
These bitches got no joy at all. It's why rich guys fvck and dump them anyhow.

Is that why you refused to be rich?