Sylraph1:
How the beating go nah...

Na the masquerade cane she go take beat am

She saw me rapping to my self like the next 2pac, I don rap tire till I look up see say she dey there dey look me, she just shake head comot. Omo con see embarrassment full my face that day.
I can't forget till now, I still feel silly .

IDFWU:

I knew it! no way you haven’t cooked with it
Oh a profile pic in NL? and the realest wasn’t a mistake after all
Random guess it’s you in the center, if I’m right, no more bra warming, handkerchief drying and noodles cooking in the microwave

Send makydebbie a PM make person see road

Sanchez01:
Stealing from the pot! Crazy

I think the year was 1995 or so. She had just prepared this crazy Turkey stew with Ewedu. As was her usual practice, she had already diced 'our size' and having laboured so hard that day to see the soup come alive (I grinded the pepper on a stone), she served us and I was terribly disappointed in the meat. It looked so tiny that I ate with rage that afternoon.

While eating, I was scheming on how to get even and be satisfied. She noticed how displeased I was but pretended and went about her business. When I noticed she had gone to the bathroom to bathe, I went for the soup in the wooden cupboard it was kept in, brought it down from the compartment, opened it and started looking around for a spoon but found none. I returned to the pot of soup which had massive meats everywhere in it and dipped my hand into it to take one big turkey meat.

The burn was crazy but my sheer determination to succeed made me immune to the pain. After combing for seconds I grabbed what I thought was the biggest and as I took it out, I heard a voice like God spoke to Samuel; 'take it out and you're dead'. Looked up and saw my mum stand over me with a towel on her shoulder and water dripping from her body.

I forced a smile and explained that I was washing the turkey. She was mad. Before she turned to do whatever, I bolted out of the house, but remained in the compound while I mainted over 20m distance.

I thought she'd run after me that day but she never did and that was when this cool breeze blew my way. The feeling of rage I earlier had had been replaced with regret and self pity.

Anyways, I stayed out till about 8pm from that afternoon before she invited me inside to sleep in a cool, calm tone I totally believed. How foolish.

I proceeded with caution and slept with one eyes open for about an hour before another voice called out to me to wake up. The time was around 2am at this point and there she was, standing over me again with her dreaded cane. I swallowed spit and thought 'this is it, the end of the world'.

Interestingly, she didn't beat me that night as I had hoped. Rather, I did both frog jump, and some crazy punishments till 7am that I couldn't stand to walk right in the morning. The tears and the litre of mucuos that ran from my ears, mouth and nose that day is still fresh in my heart till date.


It was my first attempt ever and I was caught in the act. It never crossed my mind to steal from her pot again.

Ewedu in 1995....May God deliver you

That what you should have asked first

CarlosTheJackal:
Why should your mum be angry that you were playing with yourself? Don't lie against her biko.


Please which kind play were u playing again

CAUGHT ME KEEPING BALLOON INSIDE MY PANT. I was in pry 3 then helping my mom to hawk local sugar nd omo(6 for #20 @ d rate of #5 per 1). It was December period, dat beautiful day I came back frm sch nd I pick up my Hawking tray as usual b4 a little walk I sold all d #200 naira Sugar&Omo, i ws so happy nd on my way home I saw a woman selling balloon, where I can gamble wit #5, (Remb dat biggest among them) fortunately I won d biggest one nd I thought it was my lucky day despite d way d woman pleaded with me to change it wit another one without paying any dime, I refused not knowing dat my village people mean d business. On getting home my mom was so happy dat I sold d whole guds ( Remb hv already kept d balloon in my pant) nd on getting home I was so carried away nd I open by laps widely when sitting directly in front of my mom, then she notice something reddish in my pant, at 1st, she said she was so scared cos she thought hv been raped or started menstruating, after she summon d courage to ask me in front of my elder bro/sis they were to shocked nd drag me inside, my sis take off my pant nd boommmmm balloon (d biggest of all) Ah! She beat d hell out of me dat day for stealing nd for making her panic b4 she later apologize nd hug me. I was called Virginia for sometime b4 my mom rebuke them.

they didn't caught me

IDFWU:

Did you just say fry egg How possible is that How did you flip the egg

I didn't, the egg rose. I don't know how to explain it maybe when I do it again I'll show you.

Ishilove:

Send makydebie a PM make person see road

I legit read this in your voice.

sharpwriter:


Lol... What brought that thought? You wan kill germs ba? Mad ooo! Lol

At 15, I was caught writing a love letter to one babe in JSS2

Ishilove:

Send makydebbie a PM make person see road

me it's you I want to send a pm

Ishilove:

Send makydebbie a PM make person see road

Sorry Sir
Wait are you Sir or Ma
Sorry anyways I didn't mean to block your way
I'm just trying to make the ground wet for a successful DM slide
And tell Makydebbie to reply my PM too. Is not by giving instruction to send PM and running away

Just when aisha laid on the bed and unhooked her bra then i try to gooble the left breast then my door went wide open with my mom standing,hands akimbo..


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Almost caught me fucking my cousin

I pray God forgive me

makydebbie:


I didn't, the egg rose. I don't know how to explain it maybe when I do it again I'll show you.

Sure! I'll like to see, fingers crossed

I been caught countless times in the act by Momma, not until local man was fully grown and was in the higher institution already. So had to go home from school Cos I wasn’t feeling good, Cos I won’t go home even for holidays and I needed a very good treatment as it was more than what I imagined. During one of the days of my stay at home, went out as early as possible to do some baking and got enough stash on my way back home. I ate and had to do some updates on the PC then Local man wasn’t thinking straight and things seemed confusing so I needed to reset and come back on track. Local man was tired of having to walk miles down the street before I can bake so I just rolled up a blunt, opened both windows, rolled up the blind, switched on the fan to the highest number and lit up 9-9, closed the door � and used my cloths and towel to block all the outlets ontop and underneath and the side of the door. Local man lit up and started burning trees in my room under my POPS roof, as it wasn’t my first time doing this though, but only during odd times of the day like when Folks and siblings are asleep. The local man was coming back on track and everything seem interesting on the PC and suddenly I heard my name aloud and someone trying to force my door open like an intruder. As my room felt like heaven at that moment I was on cloud 9 I dashed to the door to push back resisting momma from gaining access into the trap room lol. She stared shouting MY HAND OOO MY HAND OOO OWO MI OWO MI, for my mind scam. But her hand was really stuck then I slightly opened it a little for her to take her finger out, and said I’m sorry ma you can’t come in now , she said why that she wants to see me and I said I’m busy right now as I’m naked(you sha won’t bash into my room hearing that I’m fully naked), she left and I treated the room . I had enough air fresheners in my room that on a normal day when she comes into my room she was just curious why a normal person would have that much air fresheners of different brands. Local man went back to the lungu to smoke off all the shit that happened, as I don’t even have to worry even I knew I was caught red handed so when I returned back into my room she came along after a few minutes and was I like YOU KNOW WHEN I HAVE CATTARH I CANT PERCEIVE THINGS WELL BUT I PERCEIVED THIS WELL ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE SMOKING, my gf often tells me that after all my names my folks should have added Linus to my name lol. I denied it ASAP and was like what do you mean by that did you see me doing anything ? Then the story continues O MA LORI LAYA OO( you have a very bold mind) EVEN HAD TO DO IT UNDER MY POPS ROOF WITHOUT HAVING ANY FEAR OF THEM, she continued VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING, ARE YOU REALLY THAT ADDICTED ? then she started referring to other landlord kids in the area that EVEN AS OLD AS LAGBAJA IS HE HAS NEVER DONE THAT OR CANT DO THAT UNDER HIS FATHERS ROOF, OR HAVE YOU EVER SMELT IT COMING FROM THE OTHER COMPUND ? I’m tired of typing and if you wanna know my whole story we can get to know each other more and better as experience is the best teacher, I was spanked only words of advice my fear was that pops mustn’t hear of this even if he’s heard of other incidents lol. No time to cross check pardon my typos as I gotta fix other things I don’t really post I only read comments but this thread got me so I just have to write one of my so many experiences

blues343:
U SURE SAY (DIDN'T DO OT AGAIN)

...the rest na using phone.

makydebbie:
Microwaving my bra, no be small beating I chop that day.
A week later the microwave spoilt, part two beating followed.

I was wondering what you were doing with a bra at that tender age but then I checked your profile picture and boom, your boobs can cause an earthquake

Las Las my mum found out I used to bring her friend's daughter to do some small things. I no fit shout o. But the day she caught me with Vero. I wished my Grandpa will rise from his grave to save me because he loved me like an Egg. I hear am dat day sha. My bone is still broken till now

makydebbie:


Oh I cooked the indomie like three weeks ago, I've even fried egg with the microwave lol.

Hahahaha, that's me.

Whenever I see long braids I marvel. I fixed long braids last month and I felt like I was carrying a great weight on my head. Ha, the heat!

My girls mum caught me trying to strap her daughter in the room and i told her iam checking something

Ishilove:

Whenever I see long braids I marvel. I fixed long braids last month and I felt like I was carrying a great weight on my head. Ha, the heat!

I've always been a fan of long braids tho.
But this particular one, I've noticed with time it shrinks and gets lighter. I can't relate with heat much only when I'm out in the sun tho.
This one I'm carrying on my head na mountain, I don't know who sent me.

IDFWU:

Sorry Sir
Wait are you Sir or Ma
Sorry anyways I didn't mean to block your way
I'm just trying to make the ground wet for a successful DM slide
And tell Makydebbie to reply my PM too. Is not by giving instruction to send PM and running away

Aunty debbie, oya ansa unku make we hear word.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

She Caught me smoking weed
Na so she go report to my elder sister o
I nor send. She even report to my daddy join
Na so my daddy begin dey vex
They talk any how say me na disgrace

For my mind i nor send una
all these one when all of una just dey vex and form holier than thou so You go surprise ehnnn when my daddy dey small na so he smoke weed anyhow

Because assuming say my daddy or mummy nor smoke weed when them young how come he be say when i smoke weed for the very first time the thing nor do me anything instead the weed make me hungry

And the law of weed says if you smoke am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before

So hilarious , I hail thee

Papanwamaikpe:
She caught me entering a brothel when I was 16. Come see beating, from the brothel to house... Then straight to our pastor for instant deliverance After every every, I begged her not to tell my dad which she agreed. That has been our little secret till today. I'll forever love you my lioness

Stubborn

Lolabisi007s:
That what you should have asked first

Sorry my bad, which kind of play were u playing

She gave me money to Barb my hair, I squandered it for game house. Those days we call game house onilê. After I had suffered enough thrashing from those hardcore gamers called Konami did I finally come back to my senses.

Instantly an idea came, I went to my niggas house in the second Street to borrow me money but e no get but as a true friend, he suggested he Barb the hair for me and luckily there was light. The haircut was so bad even a mad man go complain but I gat no choice , I went home like that. My mom saw the haircut and was already raising her voice why the barber could give me such an eyesore. She wore her cloths and requested I took her to the barber's shop. Yawa don gas , I was sweating like thief dem catch wey con hear person say bring petrol come. I without a choice took her to my real barber opposite the road. That one said he doesn't know anything about it. I dey even give the idiot eye make he cover me up but he no code . Anyways I later confess after chopping one hot slap from her. The kind beating i chop that day no get rival.

If to say them beat or punish you that time, you go do am again, everything is not cane.

fergie001:
I was around 17/18 then....watching porn in the dead of the night in my room, not locked...during the days of VCD. Remember the name: "The Aphrodisiac".

I was with the two remotes incase, around 1am...she was going to ease herself, entered the room....I was trying to change the channel...didn't know I was increasing the volume.

She just looked away, sighed....and went on. Never spoke about it, I felt I betrayed her. Didn't do it again.

#InsideLife

Dpundict:
So that guy and the olosho were doing it in the afternoon in the one room apartment and the door linking our supposed room and parlour could not stop the moans from coming to me as I was trying to read. The village doors always have holes and bam! I found a very big one and I was watching live action in the afternoon. I was in SS1 actually. Before I knew it my mum was at the door watching me with my face pressed hard against the wooden door. That day changed my life for good. The way dad flogged my enemy was mad. I am responsible today because of that event to the point you can do it in my presence and I won't even care.

LWKMD

1995, them never born me I no go lie..

Sanchez01:
Stealing from the pot! Crazy

I think the year was 1995 or so. She had just prepared this crazy Turkey stew with Ewedu. As was her usual practice, she had already diced 'our size' and having laboured so hard that day to see the soup come alive (I grinded the pepper on a stone), she served us and I was terribly disappointed in the meat. It looked so tiny that I ate with rage that afternoon.

While eating, I was scheming on how to get even and be satisfied. She noticed how displeased I was but pretended and went about her business. When I noticed she had gone to the bathroom to bathe, I went for the soup in the wooden cupboard it was kept in, brought it down from the compartment, opened it and started looking around for a spoon but found none. I returned to the pot of soup which had massive meats everywhere in it and dipped my hand into it to take one big turkey meat.

The burn was crazy but my sheer determination to succeed made me immune to the pain. After combing for seconds I grabbed what I thought was the biggest and as I took it out, I heard a voice like God spoke to Samuel; 'take it out and you're dead'. Looked up and saw my mum stand over me with a towel on her shoulder and water dripping from her body.

I forced a smile and explained that I was washing the turkey. She was mad. Before she turned to do whatever, I bolted out of the house, but remained in the compound while I mainted over 20m distance.

I thought she'd run after me that day but she never did and that was when this cool breeze blew my way. The feeling of rage I earlier had had been replaced with regret and self pity.

Anyways, I stayed out till about 8pm from that afternoon before she invited me inside to sleep in a cool, calm tone I totally believed. How foolish.

I proceeded with caution and slept with one eyes open for about an hour before another voice called out to me to wake up. The time was around 2am at this point and there she was, standing over me again with her dreaded cane. I swallowed spit and thought 'this is it, the end of the world'.

Interestingly, she didn't beat me that night as I had hoped. Rather, I did both frog jump, and some crazy punishments till 7am that I couldn't stand to walk right in the morning. The tears and the litre of mucuos that ran from my ears, mouth and nose that day is still fresh in my heart till date.


It was my first attempt ever and I was caught in the act. It never crossed my mind to steal from her pot again.