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Born2Freak:
This pandemic has shown that religions are only for spiritual entertainment. When it comes to real life problems, it is either the religions have made the problems bigger or the religions have been useless as a solution.

Here are the examples of religious failures during this pandemic

1. Churches failing to give every member masks, gloves and sanitizers. The price of one private jet can cover the expenses in saving lives,

2. Churches still having church services. As at last Sunday, many of the big churches (Redeemed, Winners etc) still had services. It took government intervention and criticism to get them to stop.

3. Mosques still having prayers/Jumat. Many mosques still had services last week. Some that were closed faced riots (to open) in the north.

4. Pastors trying to achieve fame through the corona virus. Many big pastors are running around claiming that they prophesied correctly in 2019 about the virus. The pandemic is not about you. If you saw the virus coming, why dont all your members have enough sanitizers, food and masks for the period?

5. Evidently, we need more hospitals than religious centres. Imagine if we had the biggest hospitals in West Africa and not churches trying to build the biggest worship centres in Africa!! Can a church or mosque help us now?

6. Rather than tackle the government on providing more medical quarantine centres and testing kits, we have pastors and imams prophesying and preaching doomsday conspiracies.



God only helps those who help themselves. Religion and prayer will fail you if you replace hardwork and common sense with them....

cc lalasticlala, ishilove, lordreed, budaatum, capslocked, alexistaiwo, muttleylaff

MuttleyLaff:
No one is mistaken that soja come, soja go, but barracks dey still remain. In 1720, it was the plague, in 1820, it was cholera, in 1920, was Spanish flu and Ghen-Ghen in 2020 Corovirus aka COVID-19 aka Aunty Coro.

Whether it was manufactured or not, you got it right, is besides the point. Is inconsequential, what is certain, trust me, is that, already doing press-ups, sit-ups and other exercise preps waiting in the wing to come in 2120, is going to be a mutant, another new virus, another PANdemic/PLANdemic. I've just up there highlighted an obvious pattern, notice I've deliberately not mentioned Bird flu, not mentioned Swine flu, didnt mention Ebola. There is no doubt, that Aunty Coro soon after having her fill will pack her bags and leave. COVID-19 will soon blow over, and we will have survived it. We will survive it and without any scathe, mainly because of claiming the promises in Psalms 91:5-16

Now, here's the deal. Aunty coro is another the sort of hardest kind of teachers, that gives you the test first and then the lesson afterwards, lol. Now here are few itemised list of lessons to learn, lol:

Lesson #1/
Washing your hands is one of the simplest ways you can protect yourself and others from Aunty Coro. Is it a coincidence that there's western side of the country parlance that says "Ai mọ ọwọ wẹ, ni aibagba jẹun, ọmọ toba mọ ọwọ wẹ, a bagba jẹ" loosely translated means "elders wont permit kids with unwashed and not cleaned hands, eat with them" Washed and/or clean hands, is a barest minimum health requirement for the privilege of joining the elders at the table, to dine and having a meal with them, lol. We hear that cleanliness is next to godliness, but are you aware of how many before Aunty Coro and still do now, who never wash their hands before eating and/or before putting things in their mouth, lol erhn?

Our Lord and Saviour of the world is coming. He is coming so He might present to Himself the church in all her glory, having no spot, without any kind of stain or without a spot (i.e. Ephesians 5:27) Aunty Coro has come to teach everyone a coded lesson, the physical and spiritual side about this, lol.

Lesson #2/
You are more at risk of serious illness and/or death, if Aunty Coro catches you and you're 60 years of age or over, people over 75 are particularly vulnerable. Now here's is where a Aunty Coro's lesson in social grace, lol, comes in.

In the UK, for example, thousands of people deemed in one way or the other, as most vulnerable to Aunty Coro infection, have begun receiving free food parcels. Consignment boxes containing pasta, cereal, fruit, tea bags, toilet roll, medicines etcetera are now left on the vulnerables' doorsteps. As part of the "social shielding" strategy protecting hedges/protective walls are raised to shield the elderly and other vulnerable, yet making sure they have everything they need This is what true religion is. This is religion that is true and religion, that God our Father, accepts as pure and faultless, lol, that Aunty Coro's lesson is teaching everyone (i.e. James 1:27)

Lesson #3/
There really isnt anything sacrosanct in the cathedrals, in the megabowl church physical buildings, the amphitheatres, in Pastor Adeboye RCCG's planned 3-km auditorium, in Deeper Life Bible Church HQ valued at over N5 billion, nothing in arguably one of the world's biggest auditorium Pastor Oyedepo's Faith Theatre Winners Chapel, nothing in Pastor Paul Eneche's the Dunamis' Glory Dome 100,000 seater capacity auditorium in Abuja, that beats every over church auditoriums and buildings in the world, the etcetera lol.

Anyone who does, simply has missed the lesson to learn from Aunty Coro and/or the bigger picture of Aunty Coro, which is the hour is coming, actually, the hour, is now, the time is now here, lol, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth, lol. There really isnt anything sacrosanct in them cement, concrete brick and mortal, lol. Look at Friday and this is talking of having Jumu’ah prayers with in some cases, of men crowded together and spilling on to the streets, like as weekly seen in Lagos and similar places, lol, blocking traffic etcetera. Aunty Coro's physical and spiritual lesson is that, worship the Father, in spirit and truth, lol, that dont you know you're the temple ni, lol (i.e. John 4:23-24, 1 Corinthians 3:16 and 1 Corinthians 6:19a)

Lesson #4/
Oh, time is not ally at all, to allow me do justice, to this unfolding Aunty Coro lesson #4, lol. Smh. Too much details that time isnt going to permit mention. How for do. Smh

Anyway, do you really think delishpot, that you havent got the mark(s) of the beast, yet, ni, lol. Have you a smartphone? Have you a bank card, like as in, have you a Debit and/or Credit card, lol, hmm?. Ah, I laff in BVN, lol, lol.

Now, how about BVN? Have you got yours yet, lol? Everyone knows that Bank Verification Number commonly called BVN is an 11 digit number and it acts as your universal ID. Its a biometric identification system implemented by the Central Bank of Nigeria to give each Bank customer a unique identity across the Nigerian Banking industry, right, lol.

Are any aware the presidency, in under 18 hours ago, has come out to deny plans to give Nigerians BVN ₦30,000 "coronavirus relief". The implication here, is that, had it been the refutation was true, if you had no BVN, then you wouldnt qualify to benefit from that gesture, lol. Anyway, Aunty Coro, one of the other hardest teachers out there, lol, is giving lessons on and/or about the beast(s), the many antichrists frantically and flat out being busy out there, lol, image of the beast etcetera. Oh yeah, lol, beast and antichrist, come in plurals, lol. Check the bible to confirm these nah, lol. (i.e. Revelation 11:7, Revelation 13:11-14 and 1 John 2:18) I'll give you an abridged roll call of the antichrists. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs RIP, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Ren Zhengfei, lol, please stand up, lol and that's to name just a few elites ones, lol. I know we are intelligent enough to spot the distinction and suss out the difference between Antichrist and antichrists, lol, so wont bother going into that.

Do people really know and/or understand what a beast is, lol (i.e. Revelation 13:1) Aunty Coro's lesson is teaching and pointing out to us, the unfolding technological advances, the rapidly evolving and quickening pace of the technological changes, lol. Case in point, Cloud Computing, Artificial Intelligence (AI), Drone Delivery Service Trialling, Satellite/Space Internet, 1G, 2G, 3G, 4G, currently 5G and possibly 6G soon, lol, etcetera If you know, you know, lol. Who no know, no go know.

Listen yall, I am not going to information overload and/or bore anyone with what the Aunty Coro's lesson #4 is, except for say, it is brace yourselves, and at no time, give in, to worship the image of the beast and that is dont worship anything that has to do with the notion or idea, that God is and/or has become a glorified computer and/or a digital god (i.e. Revelation 13:15b)

Lesson #5/
This is a warning and lesson, not just for them, the Egyptians or whatnot, but is for everyone

Aunty Coro, is no respecter of persons, and so, will, regardless, visit every doorstep but when the blood, on the lintel and on the sides of the doorframe are seen, will pass over the door, so not to allow the destroyer to enter such houses to strike down, hurt and/or kill (i.e. Exodus 12:13 & Exodus 12:23)

For believers, there's nothing to fear about Aunty Coro. All shall be well, all manner of thing, shall be well. Learn to profess and confess an "Everything is all right, Everything is fine. It is well. All is well." positive destination declaration. Do not give oxygen to the current situation. Do not confess the situation, rather confess the expected destination (i.e. 2 Kings 4:26b)

God, is ever in control, even in the midst of what will be will be. Whatever what the case or outcome is, be well pleased rather to be absent from the body and expectively be present with the Lord (i.e. 2 Corinthians 5:8 )

Another Aunty Coro's lesson, is that, dont be a Simon, which has the meaning of being a reed. This to the fact that, he practically, was a wavering person by nature, who just like a river water reed, tall, grass-like plants of wetlands, goes/flows in whatever direction the wind blows it. Anyway, Jesus, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, renamed Simon to Peter, signifying a transformation to become resolute and solid rock steady, lol. Do not waver in your faith in God. Do not get frightened, unsettled, confused, troubled, disconcerted, worried, scared etcetera instead be firm. Don't shake or be moved about by whistling unfavourably blowing wind(s) of change
cc Bodydialect57

MuttleyLaff:
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Born2Freak:
It would be better if you used your own words.

Born2Freak:
What do you have to say about the pastors using the corona virus to get famous?

Born2Freak:
Adeboye just said that anyone killed by the virus was preordained to die!! Imagine

finalboss:
mehn, the way you guys sit down and type rubbish

finalboss:
you on crack

Born2Freak:
This pandemic has shown that religions are only for spiritual entertainment. When it comes to real life problems, it is either the religions have made the problems bigger or the religions have been useless as a solution.

Here are the examples of religious failures during this pandemic

1. Churches failing to give every member masks, gloves and sanitizers. The price of one private jet can cover the expenses in saving lives,

2. Churches still having church services. As at last Sunday, many of the big churches (Redeemed, Winners etc) still had services. It took government intervention and criticism to get them to stop.

3. Mosques still having prayers/Jumat. Many mosques still had services last week. Some that were closed faced riots (to open) in the north.

4. Pastors trying to achieve fame through the corona virus. Many big pastors are running around claiming that they prophesied correctly in 2019 about the virus. The pandemic is not about you. If you saw the virus coming, why dont all your members have enough sanitizers, food and masks for the period?

5. Evidently, we need more hospitals than religious centres. Imagine if we had the biggest hospitals in West Africa and not churches trying to build the biggest worship centres in Africa!! Can a church or mosque help us now?

6. Rather than tackle the government on providing more medical quarantine centres and testing kits, we have pastors and imams prophesying and preaching doomsday conspiracies.



God only helps those who help themselves. Religion and prayer will fail you if you replace hardwork and common sense with them....

cc lalasticlala, ishilove, lordreed, budaatum, capslocked, alexistaiwo, muttleylaff

kestolove95:
Evn d people dat brought d religion are in d lab researching, here in Nigeria dey are praying

Bacteriologist:
Wake up and smell the coffe, people. God does not exist.

We are alone in this world. It's 100% our responsibility.

This virus is our cross to bear. Religion cannot do shït. FICTION cannot fix REALITY and times like these prove it.

MuttleyLaff:
It never is news that God already had put out the solution for all problems, small or large that could/might make man jittery.

Same way, there is and/or are whatever furniture you can imagine of, in a seed of oak tree, waiting for man to bring out the chair, the bed, the door, the etcetera from out and/or in the seed, so God, too, like everyone of us, is waiting for man, to reach deep into his God given potential and pull out what God has already put inside him, to neutralize COVID-19 with, lol

MuttleyLaff:
C'mon mister scientist, bring out that thing God planted in you. Don't be keeping the whole world waiting, lol. Don't squander the God given potential in you to wade off COVID-19 with, lol. We are standing solidly right behind you, praying for you and routing you on to success and a fantastic breakthrough, lol.

Religion that is not true, that is not pure and one that God finds fault in, is 10000% useless.

malvisguy212:
were did this virus began? China! What is China stand on religion? China is an atheistic nation, a nation without God. You atheists will find a way to blame God because of the hatred you have for God.. Foolish atheist

Bacteriologist:
Wake up and smell the coffe, people. God does not exist.

We are alone in this world. It's 100% our responsibility.

This virus is our cross to bear. Religion cannot do shït. FICTION cannot fix REALITY and times like these prove it.

MuttleyLaff:
"It is the glory of God to conceal a matter;
to search out a matter is the glory of kings"
- Proverbs 25:2

MuttleyLaff:
How do you mean that, it would be better if you used your own words? I am sorry, I dont understand this your comment my brother.

They are dropping a diamond, chasing dirt and/or picking pennies

Anyone killed by the virus, such death was allowed to happen by God. The consolation is that God, is ever in control, even in the midst of what will be will be. Whatever what the case or outcome is, if killed by it, be well pleased rather that to be absent from the body, is expectively be present with the Lord (i.e. 2 Corinthians 5:8 )

malvisguy212:
were did this virus began? China! What is China stand on religion? China is an atheistic nation, a nation without God. You atheists will find a way to blame God because of the hatred you have for God.. Foolish atheist

Born2Freak:
So, the swine flu that started in Mexico, a religious (christian populated) country, is now what?
Use your brain.

MuttleyLaff:
No one is mistaken that soja come, soja go, but barracks dey still remain. In 1720, it was the plague, in 1820, it was cholera, in 1920, was Spanish flu and Ghen-Ghen in 2020 Corovirus aka COVID-19 aka Aunty Coro.

Whether it was manufactured or not, you got it right, is besides the point. Is inconsequential, what is certain, trust me, is that, already doing press-ups, sit-ups and other exercise preps waiting in the wing to come in 2120, is going to be a mutant, another new virus, another PANdemic/PLANdemic. I've just up there highlighted an obvious pattern, notice I've deliberately not mentioned Bird flu, not mentioned Swine flu, didnt mention Ebola. There is no doubt, that Aunty Coro soon after having her fill will pack her bags and leave. COVID-19 will soon blow over, and we will have survived it. We will survive it and without any scathe, mainly because of claiming the promises in Psalms 91:5-16

malvisguy212:
A virus was invented by an atheistic nation, and the same atheists is using it as an evidence that God does not exist. Smh
Cc shadeyinka

Born2Freak:
So, the swine flu that started in Mexico, a religious (christian populated) country, is now what?

Use your brain.

malvisguy212:
please, my lady, use your brain, don't allows this reprobate minded atheists to deceive you.

The op talk about coronavirus, stay in line with the topic, do you love your mum? Will she be happy to see her daughter talk like this? Would you believe friends on nairaland above your family? Don't waste your life, it's is precious. God exists and Jesus has made Him know to us. Thank you

Bacteriologist:
I'm not even going to give a sound reply to that pointless delusional drivel you posted up there.

Born2Freak:
The irony of you calling atheists reprobates when you will tell any lie to protect your religions.

malvisguy212:
were did this virus began? China! What is China stand on religion? China is an atheistic nation, a nation without God. You atheists will find a way to blame God because of the hatred you have for God.. Foolish atheist

Born2Freak:
So, what is now the difference between your God and Loki, the god of mischief?

Born2Freak:
Concealing things, is a past time of dishonest beings

MuttleyLaff:
The difference is God uses Loki, the god of mischief's trickery for good

Nah, you err because you are Bible illiterate and Bible uneducated, if not you would have understood that hiding is the prerogative of a Creator.

The solution to everything, small or large are hidden in something. Before you were born, you were hidden in your dad's loins and mum's eggs, lol
Whatever furniture you can imagine, you have in your home, started out hidden in a seed of oak tree, waiting for man to bring out as chair, bed, door, dinning table etcetera from where hidden in that seed, lol. The law of aerodynamics was hidden before the Wright brothers investigated and searched it out. The rest is history, we now defy the law of gravity, brother, lol.

kingxsamz:
This rubbish you typed has not countered any of the Op's points.
What has China being a non-religious nation got to do with what the Op said?
Get your head out of your ass

Besides, your pastor Adeboye said the virus was from God, so go and wail at his feet.

malvisguy212:
so what has Christianity got to do with the coronavirus that the op will attack,? China is almost 80% atheists.

malvisguy212:
A virus was invented by an atheistic nation, and the same atheists is using it as an evidence that God does not exist. Smh
Cc shadeyinka

Born2Freak:
The fact that churches held services during the pandemic and only stopped due to government intervention.

The fact that churches worth billions could not share sanitizers and face masks for the public or at least, their members

malvisguy212:
my friends saw your reply, all of them are laughing. OK enjoy your weekend my lady.

malvisguy212:
so what has Christianity got to do with the coronavirus that the op will attack,? China is almost 80% atheists.