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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by obembet(f): 8:12am On Apr 01, 2020
Happy new month guys

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Ijawwomaninoyo: 8:12am On Apr 01, 2020
The history of April fool (1st April).
And why 11 days were missing in September 1752

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by SweetCunt97(f): 8:13am On Apr 01, 2020
Yaaaaawwwnnnnsssssss.... That must be the most boring shii I've seen this new month. Lawd dammit!

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Justarandomguy: 8:13am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.
bro what if,just what if she reads it and says "aah thank God ooh, now I'm free from this guy,I can't come and kill myself oo"

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by xrayz(m): 8:13am On Apr 01, 2020
Please you guys should mercy for the guy, he never knew that 'guys are not smiling this period'. grin grin grin

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by MondayOsunbor(m): 8:14am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.


YOUNG PEOPLE

I WISH I STILL GET TIME TO WASTE ON SILLY THINGS

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Uspic(m): 8:14am On Apr 01, 2020
Lol. Does the lady in question know she's your girlfriend?
wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by mainaugustine(m): 8:14am On Apr 01, 2020
That sentence"we die here" me I don't like hearing it, especially if it comes from the girl..

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by thedeedray: 8:14am On Apr 01, 2020
To all those mofos shouting "in trying times like this".... No brain, no vibe.. Just soap....


So he should be crying or be sober for something he did not create. Y'all can die in your rooms for hell's sake. Let him enjoy his life....

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by alhussein9(m): 8:15am On Apr 01, 2020
Who else didn't finish reading it? Hit the like button.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by MZrapper(f): 8:15am On Apr 01, 2020
born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

Sadist.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:15am On Apr 01, 2020
You guys insulting him that he is jobless and has all the time in the world to write a long epistle. You do know that most of us workers are presently at home and bored as fvck right? Give the guy a break please

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by icebird25(m): 8:15am On Apr 01, 2020
BABANGBALI:
Make I copy and send to my babe too


Okpele
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:15am On Apr 01, 2020
Everyone is bored...that I pick calls immediately it rings... ur babe is not picking ur calls and shes not reading ur whatsapp, I only pick my family calls and don't go on whatsapp when am with my man... they love attention .. pls pay her a visit if she stays close and b sure shes safe too

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by SEGLIZ: 8:15am On Apr 01, 2020
that thing.
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by DRPAIT123(m): 8:16am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:


I was going to reply you with same tone. But on a second thought I, I decided not to add to your grief. It's a new month. The positive vibe around me is so insurmountable. So I got nothing but love for u. Stay safe
Pay them no minds OP, your gentle text didn't put anyone at risk doing this period of pandemic as you didn't break any rule of social distancing or quarantine, so why will anyone perfect upstairs will want to trash talk you.
You're a good lover and will make a good husband.
Happy new month!

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by xcelentattitude(m): 8:18am On Apr 01, 2020
The only fool here is OP. Gaskiya!

It takes only a fool to remember April Fool in this Corona-Era undecided

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:18am On Apr 01, 2020
Nobody should try this rubbish with me in this corona era, I fit beat d shyt out of person

It's ironic isn't ? who will ever thought a free holiday will be this booring

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by oxiide22(m): 8:18am On Apr 01, 2020
Nonsense!

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by BeLookingIDIOT(m): 8:18am On Apr 01, 2020
Hey baby,while you slept last night a virus emerged and is currently ravaging the whole world killing thousands on a daily,and increasing it's potency too.Everyone is in a state of emergency,infact,there is currently no movement- We've all been ordered to stay home to decrease the chances of this getting to a full scale apocalypse.Right now,I'm unsure of when we will meet next.That means there shall be no more going to cinemas or shawarma's or ice cream lipsrsealed Even going to banks may present an issue.
But anyways
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APRIL FOOL! cheesy

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by CoronaVirusPro: 8:18am On Apr 01, 2020
You wrote this epistle cos of April fool?

Damn, you must be jobless. And your babe also had time to read thru? Let me just say you both are jobless.

You guys should have been created as respirators that the world urgently needs now, instead of humans.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Mummymahdi(f): 8:18am On Apr 01, 2020
Nothing bad with this! Its April fool
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by mazimee(m): 8:19am On Apr 01, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Yaaaaawwwnnnnsssssss.... That must be the most boring shii I've seen this new month. Lawd dammit!


You people should pity the guy nau, e never do?

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Skmoda360(m): 8:19am On Apr 01, 2020
born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

na so my babe use that April shit jack me up with break up shit, I never fall at first, I just said no wahala but at first I remember April Fool but then it's women they can break up anytime but I just agreed to it, next minute, she and her sister called to append me and they laugh the shit outta me.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by xynerise: 8:20am On Apr 01, 2020
No one should prank me today with Coronavirus. Ima slap sense back to you

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by xcelentattitude(m): 8:20am On Apr 01, 2020
DRPAIT123:

Pay them no minds OP, your gentle text didn't put anyone at risk doing this period of pandemic as you didn't break any rule of social distancing or quarantine, so why will anyone perfect upstairs will want to trash talk you.
You're a good lover and will make a good husband.
Happy new month!


Elsewhere, That's how some people lose it all.

I hope another bobo no dey background already, if not OP own Don finish be dat.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:20am On Apr 01, 2020
I hope she just answered with 'k', mtcheeeeew

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Maj196(m): 8:20am On Apr 01, 2020
Oga you try

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by jamezman(m): 8:21am On Apr 01, 2020
BABANGBALI:
Make I copy and send to my babe too

No try am Nnekechi no go bother read the full season writing before she reply "God save you cause na hot water I bin wan take baptize ur big 4 notin if u no leave me before. me wey don delete ur number since last month""
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:21am On Apr 01, 2020
I cant believe a mod push this trash to front page.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by fairy88: 8:22am On Apr 01, 2020
E no sweet abeg
Uninteresting, the babe wee just read put away the phone....

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Heineken(m): 8:22am On Apr 01, 2020
KingAzubuike:
You are a very big disgrace. In this trying times you still have time for jokes
lol seriously the guy tried. I can't try that at all. This period na na joke period e suppose be.

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