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The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by wreckormend: 7:09am On Apr 01, 2020
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by born2begreat(m): 7:14am On Apr 01, 2020
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling. So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had gone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end. She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by duduade: 7:19am On Apr 01, 2020
born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy


And he actually typed all that, anyway everyone's priorities differ


It's well with you

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by wreckormend: 7:25am On Apr 01, 2020
born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy


I was going to reply you with same tone. But on a second thought I, I decided not to add to your grief. It's a new month. The positive vibe around me is so insurmountable. So I got nothing but love for u. Stay safe

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by DoubleEngine007: 7:26am On Apr 01, 2020
duduade:


And he actually typed all that, anyway everyone's priorities differ


It's well with you


I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. grin Op below..

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by emeijeh(m): 7:38am On Apr 01, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. grin Op below..
Was she even sleeping or babe don block am?
The guy jobless sha!

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by wreckormend: 7:40am On Apr 01, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. grin Op below..

Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by DoubleEngine007: 8:01am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:


Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.
Don't you think its too early to be quarrelling? Happy New Month brah grin But should incase you wanna fight me,m right here in my hux...
See as the thing vex brah grin grin

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by StPete: 8:06am On Apr 01, 2020
wreckormend:


Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

It became his business when you posted it on social media. Guy go and get sense, it's too early in the month to be stupid

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Kizzygentle: 8:09am On Apr 01, 2020
I envy u guys that have gfs. Its really bae catching fun dis period with ur loved one. Forget corona and let d fullness of nature takes its cause. Please don't mind d guy that made d 1st comment. He is envious of u. April fool has always been fun and don't let even corona spoil today's fun. Onelove.


Wow seeing so many criticism in dis. Its unfortunate how humans can be. Am 100percent sure that 70 percent of u that are criticising and raining insults on him are just been envious.
30percent are just been hypocritical just for clouts.
See op if this is what makes ur relationship fun please keep d long epistle and d fun rolling.
Humans will always be humans. Mehn I can't believe what am actually seeing.
I don't av a gf but I quite know too well that ladies love long epistles.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by KingAzubuike(f): 8:09am On Apr 01, 2020
You are a very big disgrace. In this trying times you still have time for jokes

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by EternalBeing: 8:09am On Apr 01, 2020
Still having girlfriend in this die minute? I hope you are not fornicating with her, please marry her to spiritually legitimize it and not allow sin make you miss the so imminent Rapture. There are young married people that still live differently with their Parents, most would condemn this because they subsonciously want to have liberty of dumping their sin partner for another without any family preventing them. the most important thing is to obey Spiritual Laws to be at peace with your CREATOR.


Testing Kits That Are Due to Arrive in the UK Were Found to Have Been Contaminated with CoronaVirus.

Google it, if you don't believe. Could the contamination be intentional? What if if not discovered? Have you wondered why some Countries CoronaViral rate skyrocketed as soon as they started massive testing? Common cold flu has probably made many took the test. It's good to be tested, but be sure of what is being used on you.

While we daily relentlessly pray and invite the Holy Spirit to take permanent Control of the Source of our thoughts so that we can be Holy and Heaven-worthy, if you noticed symptoms similar to that of Covid 19, isolate yourself. And use normal dosage of Azithromycin 500, Zinc Sulphate 200mg and Chloroquine 200mg; the combination said to have helped many Corona virus positive patients. Use herbs and other natural remedies that are effective against Viral infections too. It is ok to be tested, you should also remember they've already said that they don't have the cure for it.

Our CREATOR loves us so much that HE allowed TrumpPence to expose the irredeemability of this World so that many would focus on making Heaven before the TRUMPET Sound! TrumPence has fully woken up doubters by exposing the fact that this World has fully fallen to Satan and his enslaved human tools. That the World is now fully being controlled by cold-blooded anti-Life, anti-Love, anti-Marriage, anti-Christ Pedophiles and Satanists. The few good People remaining on Earth are fighting them only long enough to allow every sensible human being see the foolishness of losing one's eternal Soul in a bid to "enjoy" this temporary life on Earth.

Why would any sensible human being not flee sin and urgently permanently focus on being holy and Rapture-ready at this crucial time, with all that mercy of God has exposed and allowed us all to see about this decaying World?!

Why still want to build your hope and trust on this Satanic World's system? Losing your Eternal Soul for this is not worth it!

We can wish it away all we want, but truth always remains the truth. This man-made Virus shows that Satan and his deceived evil human tools are fully taking over. He would destroy them too as soon as he finish using them to destroy other humans. He hates all human beings with perfect hatred, including those he has deceived to be his tools of destruction.

The devil did not create us, so he doesn't have the Capacity to truly love us. YAHWEH ALMIGHTY invested so much time, resources and even life from HIMSELF was breathed into us to bring us alive. HE treasures humans so much and promised reward of Immortality for those that don't allow temptations from Satan and trials of this temporary life to disconnect them from HIM our Creator.

Why would you want to be left behind into this decaying evil World? You eternal Soul is priceless and should be unbuyble. 1 John 2:15-29 "Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world." Don't let the deceitful "sweetness" of Technology get your eternal Soul ensnared, entangled and undetachable from this temporary World of sin. The Doom's Day that would follow after the so imminent Rapture of committed children of God from the satanic World would be far beyond tolerable. Repent, accept JESUS Christ as your Lord and Savior.

Play time is over! Fight the good Fight of Faith to distance yourself from everything that wants to continue to make you ungodly at this die minute! Focus on being holy and Rapture-ready. We shall not miss Heaven in JESUS' Name.
Like and Share, only God knows how many you will help make Heaven by waking them up from spiritual slumber.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Mikelarteta(m): 8:09am On Apr 01, 2020
Small pikin play.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:09am On Apr 01, 2020
born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy


OP can borrow sense, but we need to improvise one for you. The factory fitted one don spoil.

What should he be doing?
Crying, wailing to gods to stop the epidemic abi?
Mteew undecided

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Dobson43: 8:09am On Apr 01, 2020
kiss


The Op deserves an applause. After all it takes guts to smoke shit and write shit

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by babyfaceafrica: 8:09am On Apr 01, 2020
You are doing well.... I love your use of tense and concord. Your grammar is okay and you write well. A little long but na you know wetin the babe want. You try. manage this small gift, I love people who write well

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by IneedSugarMumy1(m): 8:10am On Apr 01, 2020
Oh today is new month self

Bro you get time type this long essayer for this sit at home

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by ConnectedMan: 8:10am On Apr 01, 2020
I have never typed a WhatsApp message this long. How do y'all do it? If it is not copy and paste I can't come and kill myself o


Contact me for your artwork, graphics design...

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Dominionflora: 8:10am On Apr 01, 2020
Wow

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:10am On Apr 01, 2020
Yoruba man, go and find work do. See as him dey waste time for woman.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by BABANGBALI: 8:10am On Apr 01, 2020
Make I copy and send to my babe too

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Fheelzz(m): 8:10am On Apr 01, 2020
cheesy
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Bossontop(m): 8:11am On Apr 01, 2020
undecided

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by CallMeDrino: 8:11am On Apr 01, 2020
angry
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by COVIK19: 8:11am On Apr 01, 2020
See long epistle, for a small girl who’ll leave you tomorrow. You’re not serious yet

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by qanda: 8:11am On Apr 01, 2020
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Roon9(m): 8:11am On Apr 01, 2020
Pls delete this rubbish

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by obembet(f): 8:11am On Apr 01, 2020
M
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Felixalex(m): 8:12am On Apr 01, 2020
Nawa o
Na different kinds of madness we de see for this lockdown

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by IMASTEX: 8:12am On Apr 01, 2020
Okay
Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by newdawn77(m): 8:12am On Apr 01, 2020
See o, today is April fool.

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