The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. - Romance (3)

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Joefat: 8:22am On Apr 01, 2020

God.. why this kind msg as early as April 1st.. Ada.. pls go and help me to clean my room. I need to go back to bed.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Flaame(m): 8:22am On Apr 01, 2020

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

It's over seriousness that will kill some people. I don't see anything stupid in his post,this forum is also to relieve pain,stress, and sorrows. I enjoyed reading his post jare!

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by femi4: 8:22am On Apr 01, 2020

Las las they will break up. Its always like this if they ve not clocked 1yr

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by damiBJ: 8:22am On Apr 01, 2020

wreckormend:
Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

Ogbeni....no humor in what u just spew.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Ytea(f): 8:22am On Apr 01, 2020

Op I love love and I love romantic playful ppl. May your love wax stronger.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by 27Pushing30: 8:23am On Apr 01, 2020

duduade:
And he actually typed all that, anyway everyone's priorities differ

It's well with you

I’m shocked

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by chuggy(m): 8:23am On Apr 01, 2020

More money. Less talk!

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by OsewaBoy: 8:23am On Apr 01, 2020

[s]

CoronaVirusPro:
You wrote this epistle cos of April fool?

Damn, you must be jobless. And your babe also had time to read thru? Let me just say you both are jobless.

You guys should have been created as respirators that the world urgently needs now, instead of humans.

[/s]

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by eruku300: 8:23am On Apr 01, 2020

Corona dey inside ur blood guy...

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by samsam2019: 8:24am On Apr 01, 2020

Lol on top girlfriend grin

Well I don't know her contribution in your life. But if all she contributes is vagina, companionship and nothing financial I can't do all these. I no de fall in love like that

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by olax02(m): 8:24am On Apr 01, 2020

Nice write up bro... cool

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by DaInferno(m): 8:24am On Apr 01, 2020

why everybody the vex for this country?

after you guys took y'all time to read it and I know some others copied to try it with their loved ones...then u are saying how useless and whatever op is

just see the humour in it Biko!

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by DModeCntStopMe: 8:24am On Apr 01, 2020*

Wrong timing

Very wrong timing

You should have postponed your 2020 April fool prank to 2021

Everything has been postponed even football activities, businesses, politics, religious activities etc...just name it

But due it your insensitivity you still found a way to crack jokes at this trying period

Sorry! I'm not impressed

If I were your girlfriend, I will finally leave you for good because you come across to me like someone who don't have enough sense.

Stay safe and stay alive

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by blowjohn(m): 8:24am On Apr 01, 2020

KingAzubuike:
You are a very big disgrace. In this trying times you still have time for jokes

So he should be crying ba?
Wasnt the joke for his girlfriend?
Gerrrraaaaahiaaa

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Roozzaay(m): 8:25am On Apr 01, 2020

BABANGBALI:
Make I copy and send to my babe too

E no dey tire you? Assignment, text, exams, project, birthday, new month, new year, haba na lipsrsealed

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by fabulous01(m): 8:25am On Apr 01, 2020

Thanks bro for a relief materials to ur wife to be or existing.. I actually love ur move jo... Dont mind the yeye comments u got.. U did a good job.. No one would appreciate u.. But give them alomo den go say baba u... Keep it up.
Make ur sef happy.. Cos no be u borne coro...
Greet her for me. We all love her... FabuTv

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Kdon2: 8:26am On Apr 01, 2020

DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. Op below..

You can magine the kind of guy the guy go be! Na only girlfriend full I'm head? SMH

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by xcelentattitude(m): 8:26am On Apr 01, 2020

Ijawwomaninoyo:
The history of April fool (1st April).
And why 11 days were missing in September 1752

Thanks a bunch for the eye opener. OP wey type rubbish this early mormor sef, I doubt he knows this.

I wish him sense this new month. undecided

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by MrBONE2(m): 8:26am On Apr 01, 2020

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by kinibigdil: 8:26am On Apr 01, 2020

Awesome write up you have there op, you are a very good writer, kudos, don't mind this lazy youth, am sure if you post a nude pic with capture how I smash her, they will be hailing you

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by LadyGCrueDKilaB(f): 8:27am On Apr 01, 2020

Babe will just answer with "K" and move on to one of the many niggas lining up in her DMs grin

Mans just played himself, I'm very sure he won't post any update or reply from the babe because the joke would be on him grin

DoubleEngine007:
I thought it was only me that saw that... Only April fool,the dude is writing a book already... And babe was busy sleeping.. Nigga was busy composing a text book ,that babe will answer with just one word.. Op below..

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Sharptwotwo: 8:27am On Apr 01, 2020

Great writeup

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by thedeedray: 8:27am On Apr 01, 2020

damiBJ:
Ogbeni....no humor in what u just spew.

Loosen up a bit.... Life is too short... No be only you kill Jesus

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:28am On Apr 01, 2020

Flaame:
It's over seriousness that will kill some people. I don't see anything stupid in his post,this forum is also to relieve pain,stress, and sorrows. I enjoyed reading his post jare!

Do you know if he was in North Korea and that gibberish gets to Kim Jun Hun, he could be killed for it

The time he spent composing that could have been used to plant 100 seedlings of maize. But he just wasted it.

Let's just thank God we not in North Korea.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by microfixsynergy(m): 8:28am On Apr 01, 2020

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Ijawwomaninoyo: 8:29am On Apr 01, 2020

xcelentattitude:
Thanks a bunch for the eye opener. OP wey type rubbish this early mormor sef, I doubt he knows this.

I wish him sense this new month.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by egopersonified(f): 8:30am On Apr 01, 2020

op go and work, op go and work, op went to work govt drove him home, what do you people want op to do now?

meanwhile, some have screenshot the message and will be modified and sent their girlfriends in future. One lady was singing on her roof during quarantine, a guy sent drone with number, they went on a date, everyone was shouting, ooo so romantic. op has done his how he knows best, stop roasting him. Life is too long to be serious all the time.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by ooohoo: 8:30am On Apr 01, 2020

To those insulting the OP over his message/post, you don't and should not insult him. This is the way he wants to express his love for the lady in his life, we should all respect that. The best y'all can do is to laugh at the humour and move on from it, not throw tantrums as if you're feeding or buying data for him. It is his time, his life, and he can do whatsoever he pleases with it.

OP, you did well. I hope she reciprocate the kind of love you have for her.

Happy new month bro.

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by idonhammer: 8:30am On Apr 01, 2020

What do you expect from overfed mummy's son?

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by fowlyansh181(m): 8:31am On Apr 01, 2020

He loves her more than she loves him.. when she is busy sleeping, OP was thinking of how to prank his girlfriend, and even typed this plenty epistle to show it, I just pray she doesn’t break your heart later , you tried a lot and I find the humor is what you were trying to achieve , but sadly in the end, you find out most of these Nigerian girls aren’t worth the effort

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by Akinboboz(m): 8:31am On Apr 01, 2020

wreckormend:
Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

Guy, wise up, there are things you could have done with your so called boredom time rather than that epistle you compose up there and beside,

you'll be adamant to correct, did you passed through school, if yes, your lecturers would found it difficult to correct you.

Don't be a fool in the fool week, wish up dude.

Imela

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Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by FromZeroToHero(m): 8:33am On Apr 01, 2020

you ended up fooling yourself. the babe blocked you yesterday.

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