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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by asobo: 5:07pm On Apr 25, 2020
bestabigaelever:

Sis, if he wants me like he said then I'm very sure no wrong advice can convince him

And besides, I think he's bluffing... I don't think he even get assets but let's wait then
Need not to remind you about late Cynthia's story. That's if you know. Peace
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Nobody: 5:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
Blackfire:



Have you eaten today??
Is this a general question or just meant for that guy? No offence sire.
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by bestabigaelever(f): 5:10pm On Apr 25, 2020
asobo:
Need not to remind you about late Cynthia's story. That's if you know. Peace
I don't know the story
Do tell me
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Nobody: 5:13pm On Apr 25, 2020
Ablemax:




How can I get ban here??
When you talk Shit abuse or bully someone here grin
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 5:38pm On Apr 25, 2020
KanuSE:


So you actually expect Uyailncomparabl to roll with a nigga who's struggling to find his bearing.

You even asked her to ignore ya siggy - funny ppl everywhere. grin cheesy
Wrong number Mr. Bearing...
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by placeofallure(f): 5:39pm On Apr 25, 2020
KingWarri:


He was nice to you yet you did not marry him...
You see why guys hate being nice

You won't understand.
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KingWarri: 6:45pm On Apr 25, 2020
placeofallure:


You won't understand.

There is nothing there to understand mate
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Ablemax(m): 6:50pm On Apr 25, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

When you talk Shit abuse or bully someone here grin



That's nice


They should get ready for that


Cuz am gonna start talking slot


Of shit here


I do enjoy it...
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KanuSE: 7:13pm On Apr 25, 2020
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kalufelix:
Wrong number Mr. Bearing...
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 7:20pm On Apr 25, 2020
KanuSE:
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Try Again..
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KanuSE: 7:23pm On Apr 25, 2020
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kalufelix:
Try Again..
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Sort yasef out first b4 chasing women. cool
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 7:26pm On Apr 25, 2020
KanuSE:
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Sort yasef out first b4 chasing women. cool
Wrong number Mr. Chasing
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KanuSE: 7:28pm On Apr 25, 2020
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kalufelix:
Wrong number Mr. Chasing
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Do you actually need some money in the Fidelity account on your siggy? grin
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 7:33pm On Apr 25, 2020
KanuSE:
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Do you actually need some money in the Fidelity account on your siggy? grin
One more time...
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by ehmmy11(m): 7:38pm On Apr 25, 2020
babasade:

I've heard of guys here trying to shame women by asking what women offer . But the truth is, same questions should be asked of we male folks.

In the midst of the growing moral decadence, we are as guilty as well me

I remember a girl (Bose) I met on facebook we started talking and we became close forward to like 2 week of chatting and we talk dirty, she decided visiting and as a sharp guy very thing set perfume,rug everything neat baba is ready to burst as uncle don dey gym, thought running. The day came and the girl was comfortable so I made moves she was like hmm I don't trust, you are a player na so I begin promise even what I couldn't afford blabla. I even remember saying she is the first and the last. Konji na bastard
Op no vex o.. This (Bose) did she come frm Auchi?? I get similar ish
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KanuSE: 8:05pm On Apr 25, 2020
kalufelix:
One more time...

Do you still need some money in the Fidelity account on your siggy?
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 8:09pm On Apr 25, 2020
KanuSE:


Do you still need some money in the Fidelity account on your siggy?
Let's have another go..
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by placeofallure(f): 9:30pm On Apr 25, 2020
KingWarri:


There is nothing there to understand mate

Well he's late.
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by pich4real(m): 9:40pm On Apr 25, 2020
NACE13:


At first, yes, but she is not pretending; she just doesn't want to be seen as a 'slut'. If you are the type she is free around, she might even be doing it without thinking about it because she's developed that confidence with you. Most guys are too frigid with their partner, so they(females) can't express themselves freely.

If your girlfriend can walk around butt naked and wanna play with you in her naked state, then it means she's developed it completely and isn't ashamed to show you her banging body.
From your post your a bad guy, and ur quite experienced, i guess you've seen it all. Its true sha cos it happens to me, my girlfriend goes butt naked in the house, from the room to the kitchen, from kitchen to bathroom. Sometimes i ask my self, how did i get manage to get an amazing girlfriend with a hot banging body.
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KingWarri: 10:36pm On Apr 25, 2020
placeofallure:

Well he's late.
hmm..... sorry, for bringing back painful memories... embarassed

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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by placeofallure(f): 10:41pm On Apr 25, 2020
KingWarri:


hmm..... sorry, for bringing back painful memories... embarassed
It's ok
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Nobody: 11:05pm On Apr 25, 2020
Allow me to put just the tip

Just the tip and I'll be OK, na so I put the tip and started rubbing the clit vigorously

The rest they say is history

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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by andrewtosin(m): 11:18pm On Apr 25, 2020
Gofwane:
Off topic....


There was this aunty renting a room in my grandad's compound that liked me so much. Always dashing me money and delicious food. She has this habit of undressing right in my presence, tormenting my young Abuna with her goodies.

One day after eating together in her room, she began to UnCloth. Na so me decode her purpose, begin dey roll for bed, say my stomach is hurting.
She waka come meet me begin dey press my belle till she discovered my Abuna on attention. The way I looted her whole body that day ehn, nigerian politicians looked like learners grin .

Aunty faith, wherever you are, may God bless you and your local government.
hehe... How many years she take senior you?
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Goalnaldo(m): 1:48am On Apr 26, 2020
During sex, she said she will buy me a Lamborghini Aventador. I'm still waiting for it angry
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by NACE13: 5:25am On Apr 26, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:

I don't regret it.
But that emoji you inserted kinda says otherwise, I'm just saying. Was it a senior colleague, friend or some random guy?
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by NACE13: 5:37am On Apr 26, 2020
pich4real:

From your post your a bad guy, and ur quite experienced, i guess you've seen it all. Its true sha cos it happens to me, my girlfriend goes butt naked in the house, from the room to the kitchen, from kitchen to bathroom. Sometimes i ask my self, how did i get manage to get an amazing girlfriend with a hot banging body.

Experienced, sort of, but bad guy, hell no, I am not a bad guy and when it comes to females, you can never see it all,bro.

I always enjoy the view no matter what. Cheers to those Queens.
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by NACE13: 5:53am On Apr 26, 2020
HardBishop:

oloshoooo

Bro, have a little bit of reasoning, I beg of you. Why use such derogatory word on her when she just shared her own experience just like every other person here. This is why most females don't come out to comment on threads like this because of guys like you and later y'all will say they are all pretenders. Please, there is still time to grow up, make use of it wisely

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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by NACE13: 6:04am On Apr 26, 2020
Semperty:
put yourself in her shoes, let's say you registered in a foreign online forum and they stigmatise you because you are Nigerian, how'd you feel ?
I'm not saying she's feeling bad though but, my point is if you and your likes eventually travel out and you're treated this way, just know and remember that it's a taste of your own medicine wink

P.s- I'm a full blooded Nigerian like you.

Mehn, seriously bro. Most of these guys are exhausting. I mean, they are always on her mentions trying to say one silly thing or another. She can't comment in peace without having one or two A-holes condemning her.
Later they'll come out and start screaming racism when they cannot even house their fellow African.

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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Charleys: 7:55am On Apr 26, 2020
NACE13:


Bro, calm down. There is a level you get to in a relationship the female will ask for it and even beg you for it

My ex back then in school once begged me a day before I was to sit for an exam and I had to study hard but she was super hot. She even promised to prepare my favourite dish
Another happened when I was down with malaria symptoms; she came to check up on me but still don't understand how or why she became super hot but she had to respect herself after I turned her request down.

I don't know why they like tempting people
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 10:27am On Apr 26, 2020
NACE13:


But that emoji you inserted kinda says otherwise, I'm just saying.
Was it a senior colleague, friend or some random guy?

Does it really matter?

The whole point is that, I never regretted/still do not regret it.
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KanuSE: 11:07am On Apr 26, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:


Does it really matter?

The whole point is that, I never regretted/still do not regret it.

You're still on this matterundecided but why don't ppl believe that you don't regret rejecting the offer? grin

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