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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 12:08pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
None.. Lemme entertain myself with comments... |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kollinskollins(m): 12:14pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
All this big headed guys saying you promised and promised... Let me tell you, those girls no say all na wash but they just do it anyway cos some can't just resist... 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 12:23pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Semperty:I swear if i be woman eh...I go do olosho for Africa and intercontinental... Imagine all the benefits you get by just opening your legs for 10mins for one 1diot to mumu himself ontop his strength...lol 2 Likes |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Nobody: 12:27pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Blackfire:lol. The last time I checked, i told you what you really are( incurably stupid) . So does that mean you are my father? If you were my father I'd be yet another malnourished lowlifer in the streets begging for daily meals to survive... to God be the glory, an unproductive shallow minded vagabond like you can never be my father . |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Nobody: 12:28pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
kalufelix:lmao
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 12:35pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Yxxx:Everly potent... Even in a million years time... Girls and marriage shaa... 1 Like |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by backbone503(m): 12:39pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 12:44pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl:The young dark skinned rich igbo guy you have been looking for is here... Please disregard my siggy its a decoy.. |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Nobody: 12:47pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Millenniumlady:what did i just hear you say?? 2 Likes
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Oghenerobo2002(m): 12:52pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
James4bright:Yeah |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by kalufelix(m): 12:54pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Millenniumlady:Legendary oloosho!! .. I see you have been attracting a lot of peverts and w*nkers.. Good thing you are cheating on them or maybe they couldn't afford the premium package.. 2 Likes |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Silentgroper(m): 12:59pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
HundredWays: I think they Own mixit .. back, when i was on the sm.. na soso south african.. left and right 1 Like |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Dreiwizzy: 1:12pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Ladies are very intelligent, but here in Nigeria we give them tag names like "fish brain" not knowing we (men) are the soft brains. I had a friend that likes using her own money for everything she desires.. a day came she called on phone gisting me about ice-cream, the last time she enjoyed it.. blablabla.. I got excited, in my mind I've seen an opportunity to spend on her behalf. We scheduled for a meet-up hangout, the mall was our location for the ice-cream purchase; I quickly got dressed up, sent her a "Where are you" SMS to know update on her whereabouts I waited for her response but I saw none I became tensed to the extent I had to pay a visit to her apartment; Me: "Koko kO" she: "Yes the door is open" Me: "Koko kO" She: "I know its you, come in" Mehn this story tire me, I don't know how to tell lies. Fiction commenters how Una carry dey compose these lie? You niggaas are strong o.. If shït ain't real I can't hype it; I type only real-life stories. I can't lie guys. Forgive me. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by XhosaNostra(f): 1:14pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by bigcee(m): 1:24pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
placeofallure: 1 Like
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by iiamharkinwaley: 1:26pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
H 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by zuby4real10(m): 1:39pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Dreiwizzy: 4 Likes
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by HARDDON: 1:49pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
James4bright: Grow your circle mate 1 Like |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Gofwane(m): 1:56pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
stanliwise:Abeg, take am easy o. No blame me jare. An angry preek has no conscience 1 Like |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Ablemax(m): 2:00pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
ZINIBANKS: How can I get ban here?? |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by bestabigaelever(f): 2:03pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Millenniumlady:If he give me the assets, why not We have not meet, till after the lockdown |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Ablemax(m): 2:04pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
placeofallure: I give you my words I will not fail you If only u give my ur fresh oily pussy if not farmented |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Skypeaceconsult: 2:11pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
iPhone slab series |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Millenniumlady(f): 2:22pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
bestabigaelever:Make sure you secure the bag while you can before the guys here gives him wrong advice 1 Like |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Ay04z(m): 2:24pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
I promise her dat. I will give her. 2k. She should just allow me to suck her boobs. Na my area girl friend. She no wan gree at first.but later she allow wen she see the pity in my dick. ;DI suck her to the point she lost control. Den we bang. I do one round I got tired. She grab am and suck baba rise again. Den d second round. We finish. She demand for her 2k. I said later will give her next day. D next day she came we bang again. And i later give her 800. Naira my last card. Chai. E don tey sha. Dude still very broke dat time. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by bestabigaelever(f): 2:27pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Millenniumlady:Sis, if he wants me like he said then I'm very sure no wrong advice can convince him And besides, I think he's bluffing... I don't think he even get assets but let's wait then |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by UyaiIncomparabl(f): 2:41pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Galactico4ever: I will. |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by ALABACONNECT(m): 2:56pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
UyaiIncomparabl: |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by KanuSE: 4:11pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
kalufelix: So you actually expect Uyailncomparabl to roll with a nigga who's struggling to find his bearing. You even asked her to ignore ya siggy - funny ppl everywhere. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Millenniumlady(f): 4:33pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
bestabigaelever:I trust you |
Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by Blackfire(m): 4:41pm On Apr 25, 2020 |
Semperty: Have you eaten today?? |
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