Incisions...common with pagans or people who engage in juju.

SavageMaster:


I don't understand the "Osingbere" you described.

SirMichael1:
Caught her smooching and caressing another lady. I had been suspecting her though and I'd asked her upfront if she likes girls but she replied in the negative and prior to the d-day, I caught her lip kissing a close friend of hers on the bed. I remembered telling her never to try such shit and then she said she was only playing and how she never meant it, yen yen yen. Then few days later, I caught her but this time, it was full blown. LOL, She hasn't heard from me since.


I don't have problem with lesbians and I don't want them within my close circle. Cool I know you from a distance but don't come close. It's disgusting.

damn wont mind dating one

Liliantalks:
Blocked me everywhere on social media, it’s killed my soul , I couldnt breath . Men ar wicked

Sorry dear

Wow most (depraved) guys would love that sort of thing and would even request a 3some. I like people like you, you're not a hypocrite. Most Naija guys would threaten thunder and brimstone if it's two guys that are caught together but once it is two women, they become accepting and even get turned on. Disgusting bunch.

SirMichael1:
Caught her smooching and caressing another lady. I had been suspecting her though and I'd asked her upfront if she likes girls but she replied in the negative and prior to the d-day, I caught her lip kissing a close friend of hers on the bed. I remembered telling her never to try such shit and then she said she was only playing and how she never meant it, yen yen yen. Then few days later, I caught her but this time, it was full blown. LOL, She hasn't heard from me since.


I don't have problem with lesbians and I don't want them within my close circle. Cool I know you from a distance but don't come close. It's disgusting.

betonnaira:
damn wont mind dating one

See what I mean? smh.

After we broke up, we agreed to bleep for the last time and after all was said and done, she ended up stealin some of my nice T-Shirts b4 she left.... Crazy Lady

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
He left me because I didn't give up the cookie smh. And he's a nairalander. Very foolish boy.

I know him very well

Six years after breakup, she called and told me how she intentionally influenced her wedding date to fall in line with the day I will be celebrating my birthday just to pissed me off . Crazy gal

I don't think you do, luv.

yudee233:
I know him very well

xhe told me our 3years relationship she takes it as joke

He kept lying about irrelevant things and even involved his colleague in his office to call me to confirm his lie. But each time he lied, I knew he was lying that was how issues started. He even lied about his age

Just here to read comments
Am single then and now, so what do I know about ex

Lied to me she was pregnant. It was a mixed reaction for me though, I was happy with the news and started making necessary arrangement for her and the supposed baby.

I'm not Naija based, I only visited occasionally. she told me this news a day I was to travelled back abroad. while I was preparing to catch my flight, had to take her to the hospital to do pregnancy test, which came back negative.

I was mad for the stress she made me go through & for telling me her pastor called to tell her she was pregnant, & that she did self pregnancy test too.

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Wow most (depraved) guys would love that sort of thing and would even request a 3some. I like people like you, you're not a hypocrite. Most Naija guys would threaten thunder and brimstone if it's two guys that are caught together but once it is two women, they become accepting and even get turned on. Disgusting bunch.


See what I mean? smh.

i actually i really dont see two girls having sex i mean two holes screwing each other nahhh thats laughable but a guy sticking his dick in another mans asss puke

Sterope:
Incisions...common with pagans or people who engage in juju.

Ok. Thanks

You son, are a hypocrite. If two women screwing doesn't disgust you as much as two men screwing, you're a disgusting person.

betonnaira:
i actually i really dont see two girls having sex i mean two holes screwing each other nahhh thats laughable but a guy sticking his dick in another mans asss puke

SirMichael1:
<sub>Caught her smooching and caressing another lady. I had been suspecting her though and I'd asked her upfront if she likes girls but she replied in the negative and prior to the d-day, I caught her lip kissing a close friend of hers on the bed. I remembered telling her never to try such shit and then she said she was only playing and how she never meant it, yen yen yen. Then few days later, I caught her but this time, it was full blown. LOL, She hasn't heard from me since.


I don't have problem with lesbians and I don't want them within my close circle. Cool I know you from a distance but don't come close. It's disgusting.</sub>

You had my fantasy handed to you on gold platter. I have always wanted a 3some with 2 friends that are lez

vanida6:
The idiot beg me for 10k for em to buy some stuffs,,,,letter i meet em in bet9ja place.

Him go double the money na...

vanida6:
The idiot beg me for 10k for em to buy some stuffs,,,,letter i meet em in bet9ja place.

mad oooo

bestabigaelever:

Issokay
I guess u won't get married then

Madam, I will need your help with some few things in Oshogbo, sent you a mail request already. Kindly approve

Interesting. I don't have exes. They're all friends...

like 6 weeks to NYSC passing out in Bauchi, She asked me to come celebrate xmas with her in Lagos. I beggrd her to wait till after POP because of d long distance. thst was d end. it really pained me o because she was all I got thst time

vanida6:
The idiot beg me for 10k for em to buy some stuffs,,,,letter i meet em in bet9ja place.

He went to try his luck now if he had won big amount won't you be proud of him?.

In the days of Blackberry.

It was my birthday and co-incidentally the first day of my 2nd Semester MSc Exams..

My ex didn't put my pic as her dp (not that bad, sure), EVERYONE NOTICED.

It was clear that my Long Distance Relationship was sinking faster than what ever sinks fast.

On the day I was to submit my research proposal for my dissertation - she put a pic of her and a guy she claimed was her "friend",.

Till today, I am not sure if I submitted the draft or the final finished work of my Dissertation proposal - I sha got an F, as if that was not bad enough, I had to extend my visa for the carry-over class (not free), then attend the carry-over class (not free), and then painfully watch as my fellow compatriots left me in the UK while I worked on my research proposal (basically the same one I did) and then my dissertation which I finally submitted.

That folks, was a series of worse things my ex did for me.

Then I met a busty babe, who finished all the money in my account. When she broke up with me - I was already dating someone else. Hehehehehe.

Well Alpha Male like us don't take any shit from any mother fucking girl who bends to urinate. Mess with me and I will Bleep you till I disfigure your staure and dump you. The guys that are hurt most are all thees Beta males who think it is by been nice. Mehn girls don't need soft hand, they like guys who treat them with Iron hands. One of my girls told me one day after giving her a hot Bleep that she enjoys it most the moment I Bleep and slap her butt.
Who dey he'll be that girl we go break my heart, Dem never bornam well because she will surely miss the hot Bleep.

Back in 2014, we were good and all loving. It was fun with her not until my friend told me the shocking truth. He bleeped her behind me. Gosh I was devastated and full of anger. I had to calm down coz he told me the truth ( more like a confession).

I acted cool with this girl for days, she will smile at me and my friend wen ever we are together. I had to tell my friend to lockup and act asif he didn’t tell me anything.

On a very good day I called her to meet me at my place. Then I asked my guy to stand in for me. She was shocked to see him in my room whilst I was suppose to be there.

My guy made an attempt to touch her in my apartment and she concended. That was when I showed up and drove her out of my life.

Last time I heard about her, she is in Ghana. Gave birth and not yet married.

I’m still not married o

vanida6:
The idiot beg me for 10k for em to buy some stuffs,,,,letter i meet em in bet9ja place.

Can't someone help double your money for you? Be appreciative.

Shibaraba:
Full blown lesbian. Didn't know till it was too late

is she ose by name is she very pretty

I returned from school after my exams and went to cut my hair the next day far from my house only to hear 2guys discussing about my babe, and one telling the other how he fccked her 2rounds and the last condom burst. I didnt even mind what the barber was doing on my head because my spirit had left my body already. The worse of all I questioned her to know the truth later that evening and she was dump founded to my greatest surprise.. she disappeared for days and I started receiving apology text messages from her that I can't respond to till date.

I'm purely here to read these funny stories and get a good laugh, forgive me for laughing at your pain my brothers

your break up story no sweet at all....since 2018/19 you've not had any breakup

Sterope:
Why don't I feel bad for you?

Because he won't prefer to help his family member rent an apartment if they needed one

vanida6:
The idiot beg me for 10k for em to buy some stuffs,,,,letter i meet em in bet9ja place.

Playing virtual I guess cos that thing can render Someone hopeless and frustrated.