Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

Klington:


Like seriously, you tasted it......you must be a cultist.

Angelacruz:
A hotel not "an hotel"

Liliantalks:
A nigga told me he was going to tie my hands and blindfold me during sex that he loved it better that way.. I told him no n never picked he’s calls

DedeNkem:


This isn't bad at all. She wanted you to be used to her whenever she's in her period.



Some babes are dirty down there. Most babes you see in Nigeria walk around with nasty stinky c*unts!

I blame their mothers who fail to teach them about personal hygiene! Maybe their mothers are clueless too!

ariklawani:
No, I guess is because of the tightness.. But to me, is disgusting fucking the asshole..

teemann24:
best comment so far

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

4ckz:


I would have called your story hoax if I haven't encountered it, funny thing, mine was a call girl, bit my forearm to the point I bled, had some previous warning bites, but didn't know she would get full Suarez on me.

Her explanation: apparently she can't control it when she reaches a certain point of estacy.

Well we later finished off in a position that she couldn't bite me, can't let my money waste on top and injured forearm.

There are weird people out there!

seanwilliam:
u get problem..I just dey laugh reading your quote

Focusingmore:
I bleeped an Hausa girl who acted like she wasn't into sex. I did my first round she just laid there like a log of wood. So I decided to get dressed, next thing i know she locks me by the neck saying i must finish what i started. I had to call my friend to rescue me.

My friend had to beg me to finish the job, which I did under duress.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Semaj77:



And also swallowed some of it , try it , it doesn't taste that bad

Exmilitant:
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

patwilly:

Na ur own funny pass..lol at elderly young man

IAmMysterious:


Good evening ma.

please, are you truly a witch??

Administration1:
When the Babcock video surfaced, I was watching it in Church after equipment testing for broadcast of Shiloh, when this young girl caught me watching it even though I reduced screen brightness, she just stared at me laughingly.
On our way home, she openly told all the people I used to drop that she's going to her Aunty's house along my street.

Dude, this girl made me Bleep her in my car as I was cumming, she pulled out my dick and sucked the whole cum. guys you should get a girl to try it out. The feeling is outta this world

Niwdog:
I once had sex with a girl during the process she keeps screaming baby suck me( breaast) harder, I will be sucking she will be screaming suck me harder so she came on top, start riding me cowgirl she put her breaast in my mouth and said I should suck her harder I was at it o before you know what next this girl use the whole of her Bobby to cover my face shouting baby suck me harder omo no space to breath o, I was choking yet this girlie no send I had to push her with force asking her she wants to kill me on top sex that almost half of her breaast is in my mouth yet she is screaming harder infact I no do again she should come and be going

Gandollar:
You have a calling. God is calling you now.

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

odogwunaija:
Once bleeped a chubby girl I met at the club, as we were doing it doggy, I was perceiving this pungent smell but I was determined to cum. When the smell became unbearable, I had to pull out only to see better shit full my penile cap(thank God I used protection).

I 1st asked her, "did I enter u thru the anus(anal sex)? She said No.
Then what's the meaning of this? By then my dick don humble. Na so she begin explain how she's been taking this drug for weight reduction that's been making her poo frequently. I just shake my head, enter bathroom go shower.
If I hear say I no block am