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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by exclusivelyholy(f): 11:01pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
u made my day, I can't stop laughing cos I'm imaging how the cock will be dangling.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Frankicent(m): 11:01pm On May 08, 2020
Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM grin
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her


Naija girl?
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by OneChanceTaxi: 11:01pm On May 08, 2020
oprahwinneie:
Anal sex

Did you or did you not? grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by lograr(m): 11:02pm On May 08, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

Don't come and kill me with laff.

Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 11:02pm On May 08, 2020
Jezking:

Yea bro I no bleep am ooh... It would have been a disaster


What if it was her sugar daddy and not “father dad”? I had to say this for my peace of mind. Like, are you absolutely sure that’s her biological dad? About your staying for a little while before running? You were paralysed with shock/revulsion/disbelief basically. You did nothing wrong, since you finally ran.
Cheers


Funny thread cheesy cheesy shocked cheesy cheesy

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 11:02pm On May 08, 2020
I went to NECO Office at creek town to get my result, while waiting, i decided to chat with a very pretty girl who was equally waiting. Found out she was dumb and deaf. i quickly produce a pen and book so as not to miss opportunity. After enough promise and much persuasion through writing though, the girl agreed to follow me home.. On the road to my house She warned me not to touch her as it is her first visit to my house. No problem, i wrote back. when we got home, i took her to my room and wanted to go get her some snacks and chilled malt when this suppose girl grabbed my cock and started struggling with the zipper of my trouser.... When i finally slide into her, this girl began bleating like a goat i don't know how long and loud she bleated but when i looked up, my mother, aunty, sister, and two neighbours where standing right by the bed and staring.... I shall never forget that day 8th january 2003...LOL
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Goalnaldo(m): 11:05pm On May 08, 2020
Vicvalentine:


You soo fine smiley
true she be wan resemble Mercy for BBNaija but she fine pass Mercy.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 11:06pm On May 08, 2020
Acedave1:
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land



Hey yaaa cry
You need to do something to that monster of a dad-not lipsrsealed He needs to be hurt that devilman. Jeez.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ehmmy11(m): 11:06pm On May 08, 2020
hikiki:

I show her CD.. she say is left for me to decide. see me see kpekus! fear no let me port oo
As your mind no carry am no matter.. But some girls do say that stuff to scare guys after them don collect romance Finnish.. You for ask her how many guys don die for her hand ? Unless she carry disease as for spiritual levels nothing fall out
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Otade: 11:07pm On May 08, 2020
EXLOVER:
you're right, there was a girl very tall neat looking, I was with my niggas that day, so excused them, I and the girl secured a nice spot for quickie, mehn wey i finger the girl kpekus, everywhere turn market on a raining day, I told my i wanted to run her map, but got discouraged by the offensive odour, they didn't believe until one careless one sniff my fingers, he almost die


Blood of buhari

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by iezeiyida(m): 11:08pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
Hehehe! What a weird request! The 18yrz old girl get extra-liver o!
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Liliantalks: 11:08pm On May 08, 2020
Niwdog:
I once had sex with a girl during the process she keeps screaming baby suck me( breaast) harder, I will be sucking she will be screaming suck me harder so she came on top, start riding me cowgirl she put her breaast in my mouth and said I should suck her harder I was at it o before you know what next this girl use the whole of her Bobby to cover my face shouting baby suck me harder omo no space to breath o, I was choking yet this girlie no send I had to push her with force asking her she wants to kill me on top sex that almost half of her breaast is in my mouth yet she is screaming harder infact I no do again she should come and be going
grin clown

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 11:08pm On May 08, 2020
Hhenryy:
LIES everywhere


Tell your own, jealousy!
Actually once you read/see a true story you always know.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Teebaba30(m): 11:10pm On May 08, 2020
E be like say i go pack my kabukabu here, this comments section dey sweetened me, Where are my squad...awa comment readers.....food don land ooo

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Loveknitting: 11:10pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.


BhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaHhHH. Ohh Lord

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by PastorFire: 11:11pm On May 08, 2020
anayolity:
One wey I bang for night eh reach early morning she ask me to lead worship song for morning devotion.... Oboy I form evil spirit oooh I no lead anything angry angry angry stupid girl
grin grin I forgive you.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by dequeenishere: 11:12pm On May 08, 2020
Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.
grin grin grin grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Goalnaldo(m): 11:13pm On May 08, 2020
hikiki:
one random babe came visiting o! after all the romance and oral...make I lash d kpekus,guess wot she said "if u Bleep me u will die* no kind beg I no beg DAT day. she said if u wan die oya do
ogbanje things
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 11:18pm On May 08, 2020
illicit:
Why everything cum be about sex

Well one girl asked me to join cultism that she likes to date bad Bois. I ran for my dear life.


The way this one came out of the blue completely cracked me up!
cheesy

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by roladex(f): 11:19pm On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like grin
God save u..u know what that means right

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by roladex(f): 11:20pm On May 08, 2020
XhosaNostra:
This one guy I was dating was a biter, which I really didn't like, so I'd fiercely object to being bitten because I bruise easily & needless to say, it's painful/weird. He was so into it, that he wouldn't be able to climax unless he bit me & since that was out of the question, he'd ask me to bite him instead. So every time we'd get to it, I'd have to ready my teeth for a salty bite. It made me to dislike salt & vinegar flavoured chips because that's what he tasted like grin
jesus
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by whylz(m): 11:20pm On May 08, 2020
After having s*x like 3 rounds to satisfaction we were lying on the bed for about 10 mins not talking to each other
syddenly she pick up a microscope laying nest to my pillow and said she has been wondering what inside a man pên*s looks like
then she grabed my blocos and use her finger to open that small hole and started looking inside with microscope
omo i was confused i quickly told her to stop.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by realoscar84(m): 11:20pm On May 08, 2020
This guy why u wan kill me with laugh this evening grin grin grin. Elderly young man



[quaote author=Randy100 post=89293442]I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me. [/quote]

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by hikiki(m): 11:22pm On May 08, 2020
Goalnaldo:
ogbanje things
na so me too reason am or she get wicked infection
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by bitingcool: 11:23pm On May 08, 2020
EXLOVER:
I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me

Lol. I don laugh tire
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by dequeenishere: 11:23pm On May 08, 2020
4ckz:


I would have called your story hoax if I haven't encountered it, funny thing, mine was a call girl, bit my forearm to the point I bled, had some previous warning bites, but didn't know she would get full Suarez on me.

Her explanation: apparently she can't control it when she reaches a certain point of estacy.

Well we later finished off in a position that she couldn't bite me, can't let my money waste on top and injured forearm.

There are weird people out there!

Dts a vampire. tongue
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by roladex(f): 11:26pm On May 08, 2020
Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM grin
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her
but some girl dirty sha.how can ur pussy smell like rotten egg

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by ogbenimax007: 11:27pm On May 08, 2020
grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin cheesy chat my bele oooo abeg make I go slip
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Euegene100001: 11:29pm On May 08, 2020
grin
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by KingAzubuike(f): 11:30pm On May 08, 2020
bluefilm:
Wow!

People can lie for Africa o!

Never knew I would come across so many lies in just one thread.

But all the same, keep the lies coming.

'Cause I'm still enjoyin' it all.
Most of them might be true tho. It's called fetish, alot of people have sexual fetish. Some girls even love being raped , it arouses them

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Goalnaldo(m): 11:33pm On May 08, 2020
Teebaba30:
E be like say i go pack my kabukabu here, this comments section dey sweetened me, Where are my squad...awa comment readers.....food don land ooo
you come late grin unless you go start from beginning cheesy
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by CoronaHealer: 11:34pm On May 08, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
.
U for dance na, shey u be poco Lee...all those ur dance moves u dey do when u wan baff

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