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jawalis:
Naa. Personally, I want to read your contribution

Lets start with you na

fran6ixx:
Booked two girls for i and my real gee , we lodge a master suit the bed was large , my girl was hot but has attitude, I mean critical attitude, we were quarreling while having sex , give her doggy , she say no , cowgirl , no , gimme head , no , only missionary, I went only one round and was not feeling her because she was just mumbling all through , I had to sleep off , day break told how I was checking out and gave her just half of the money I was supposed to pay, explained to her why I can’t pay her fully , started the car and about to drive off , the girl dive inside the car through the back door window ,like James Bond movie, mehn see live action film , since she stubborn I will teach her a lesson drove her round the whole city and out of town with my car , mehn , bae fear ooo , come begin beg say she wan come down ,

people dey this world

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

u can lie ehn

OsuIgboIpob:
And you see how you are today...

They really got you...

How am I. Oooin I'm fucking doing well

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

this shit sounds like a scene from sex education...the Netflix series...bros talk true na

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

Thank God she didn't threaten to use it on you

Futurejoy:
I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel.
Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in

I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “
Sorry for the long read.

Yeah,apologies accepted.
All the girls being spoken about here are in Nigeria o but they're all good online.

SoccerUSA:
Right!
Big fowl

Don't mind that fowl what was he expecting when the topic was clearly crazy things partners have ever done.
As you said, he's a big fowl

Futurejoy:
I cracked my head to think of any and I actually got to remember one. I was in 200L second semester and my ex broke up with me, there was a guy in my class that used to look at me in a lovely manner and I never gave him audience each time he tried speaking to me. Last , last I gave him the audience few months after my break up. We got dating for like a week and this my colleague started asking me to visit him at his cousin’s. He claimed her house was very comfortable and spacious plus she was out of town. In my mind I was like “how dumb can this guy be “ ....well , I told him No cos I truly didn’t like to visit guys in secluded places but I told him we could hang out that evening on campus. I took him to go and eat and after that we sat down close to the school chapel and we were talking. I started feeling cold and my voice was shaky, the next thing he said was “if you are Hot I can keep you warm”. I was like how? He said we could go to a corner and do it......I was dumbfounded and angry. I told him to escort me to my hostel that I want to go make a hot tea and he did . We don’t allow male visitors into my school hostel.
Later that night, he called me during the night call and we spoke. I wanted to know how sensible and decent he can be cos I cannot date who I can’t marry (all these while he agreed to my 1 month dating probation). I asked him that if I had agreed to have sex with him and I got pregnant what will we do about it, I made it clear that I don’t support abortion. He said we will keep it. I was like but we are both students and incapable of raising a child and he said he will tell his mum, that he is even the only child and his mum would be happy to take me in

I said ok, so how about our academics? He said we will drop out of our school and rewrite Jamb and start in another place and his single mum will support us. I was pained and disappointed in myself for even giving him the chance to ask me out. To cut the story short, the next day in class I called him aside and I told him that we can’t date and I am sorry if I gave him green lights. Baba kept begging me till year 5 and my friends didn’t stop yabbing me about dating him cos they thought we were actually dating and the guy was clingy and my reply till today is that I was”hypnotized “
Sorry for the long read.

This is one of the reason a lady should not be told the truth all the time. Na scope be their medicine. He could simply told you u wouldn't get pregnant and end d convo there, instead of telling you d whole truth, he would hv got down with you. He goofed big time

Gandollar:
Are you not supposed to be fasting? What are you doing here.

you're no needed here... Go back to political section!!

ekensi01:
So they are things am yet to experience

Yep, you and me both.

Dobson43:
I had this weirdest encounter with this crazy girl. Before I can slide into her DM, she began a heavy prayer session. Johnny bravo lost his shine. For like 20minutes she turned to prayer warrior. I even got confused. This is the first time. After she don bind and lose demons and evil spirits.


She smiled and whispered, come f_ck me. Am like who does that. Johnny has grown smaller. Well Johnny has a mind of his own, After some expert touches, johnny rose to the occasion and was ready to bury himself alive in the wet puna.



As the action got under way, she was like slap me, slap me harder. I was like you mean f_uck harder, she slapped me, I needed no second urging I released a couple of singles on her beautiful face. Next shocker............spit on my mouth, I was still wondering, she started spitting on me, I was like where I come catch this big booty craze from? I had to return the favor. Mehn, it was the dirtiest and kinkiest sex ever. See as she dey squirt all over. Next she comot dick mask, ride me raw. God I explode.


Next morning, she was smiling sheepishly. I queried her about the raw action and she had me take her to the lab to run all sorts of test on her. She came clean though. Me, I can't run from such free and fair sex.

Free and fair sex.. Hahahaha

Acedave1:
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land

I'm flabbergasted ... Honestly, I can't close my mouth as I'm writing this

Arrewa:
you're no needed here... Go back to political section!!

So you are still here?

Gandollar:
So you are still here?

Gandollaar drop your own story...

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

if u had passed out to the great beyond nko. U will tell God what? I laughed ehnnn

whylz:
After having s*x like 3 rounds to satisfaction we were lying on the bed for about 10 mins not talking to each other
syddenly she pick up a microscope laying nest to my pillow and said she has been wondering what inside a man pên*s looks like
then she grabed my blocos and use her finger to open that small hole and started looking inside with microscope
omo i was confused i quickly told her to stop.

This one is deep o

MrChriz:
Back den in sch, my gf was on her period wen she came visiting...she was so Hot dat she was begging me to f**k her even wit d blood dats flowing

That is one of the horniest period for some women especially those with 21 days cycle (the shortest of all ovulation cycles).

And the sex while they on their period is one hell of a hot thing! You won’t even notice the blood once you begin work

PotatoSalad:
Diet too. Been with one that even after showering, it still dey ooze

True that! Diet matters too... Some study says that yoghurt doesn't treat the VJ well.

Jezking:
So I met this girl who I really wanted to make out with. She was wild, I could tell and I have never done wild.
I came over to her place and saw her dad, and as a sharp guy, I quickly wanted to go but she insisted I stay.
After dinner we started making out in the sitting room and yes her dad was right there.. She kept saying "its fine, he wouldn't even notice and even if he does he doesn't mind " as for me, I was scared ni....
And when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Her Dad joined in. Now this sounds like a crazy fairy tale or a shitty porn movie, but trust me it was real as hell.
At first I didn't mind, but later her dad started touching me carelessly. I being a very smart somebody didn't wait for things to get more nasty I decided to take off.
Later that day I went through our previous chat to see if I ever accidentally mentioned I am a bi sexual. Right then, I stumbled upon a truth and dare game we played...where she said "I dare you to have sex with my dad".
I remember reading it, but I can't remember why I just ignored it completely.
But that is one crazy shit I always wish I never experienced. I mean I can't even understand why I was there after the father joined and why I waited for him to touch me before running and the most annoying part was that I wasn't even high.

Lie kee u dia!!

I read everything

Arrewa:
you're no needed here... Go back to political section!!

Arrewa why do you want to have sex with Gandollaar

U take style eat human flesh �

Noblebrown7:
Once dated a girl who usually come to my place with a gun in her purse. Then one day, she asked me to help her keep it. I told her that my room isn't an armory mbok.. If it's bible & church hymnaries, fine, I'll gladly help you keep it, but definitely not a pistol. THE RELATIONSHIP ENDED THAT DAY.

I never had any plans of getting married but...

How can I reach her, please?

Bros, don't deny me of my soulmate... I beg you.

Dreyton36:
There was this girl I met on Facebook, I was in Dubai then
Base on some cars that I shipped home , I decided to spend some time with her
I invited her over to an hotel make man bleep small cuz Arab countries ehn , woman na gold
You must owe better money before you go bleeep confirm one
So, she came to the hotel , trust me John Thomas don already stand
As she bend for doggy, my favourite position, I slide into her DM
Mehn that horrible smell like Pomo water wey them soak for 2yrs
I no free pull out so that she no go feel embarrassed
I continue Las Las na so tears just they drop for my face like oppressed houseboy
She even get mind they shout Bleep me harder, na so the tears they rush for my eyes
After that day i block her

........that horrible smell like spoilt ponmo though��

Lamanii22:
True that! Diet matters too... Some study says that yoghurt doesn't treat the VJ well.

yogurt is the best if it plain and unsweetened, and consumed a lot of pineapple

Honeydenz:
I had a three some way back in school after Friday clubbing, I was drunk though.
I sucked two guys dick d same time till both cum in my mouth.

To think that my boyfriend was one of them, and he allowed such to happen, the next morning, he said none of them penetrated me, that they just had me suck thier dicks. Imagine!
FEAR MEN!

No change the story u were not drunk,but u enjoyed it!!

Torie8:
Lets start with you na

Huh. Honestly, I won’t lie to you. I don’t really get fully involved in relationships to the extent of asking me to do weird stuffs. But a lady has actually asked me to mate her sister cos she hasn’t been able to give her husband baby. So I should try help but I declined anyways.

urchcoded:
I believe you a hundred percent. Back in the days of 2go a girl I met in aba room agreed for hook-up I went to her house and her brother told me he knew what I came for. He told me boldly that if I wanted to have his sister I should Bleep him first. Aaaaaah I just started going the girl came to the gate and told me so I don't love her I said I did, then she said why don't I just do it with her brother so I can have her. ladies and gentlemen, things Dy happen for this life

Dem scam you!
Me go agree on my way buy enof cucumber bleed the living day light out of the brother if that is true..him dey madh nii.