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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by TLrboss(m): 7:26am On May 11, 2020
Bollove:
grin grin .... ThanGod u survived !!
I'm just a survivor. really calls for a testimony, but how I wan take share am with brethren? grin grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Phenomenal16(f): 7:49am On May 11, 2020
kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

..lmao

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Phenomenal16(f): 8:58am On May 11, 2020
Acedave1:
wheneva I called this gal her papa use to pick her phone 1st bf passing it to her, I do ask why but she told me she always put the phone on the table in the sitting room. as time goes on I begin to make some findings but nothing of such, she love it raw and missionary is her favourite, ,

19 years and her pvssy is already wide I do ask her how come the land too big but she said her first bf got a very huge johny and that always weak me, I was planning to go and buy penis enlargement

the tin always makes me weak fvcking 19years gal and she won't shout or cry and then am 25

one day am fvcking her really bad wanted to make her shout and am about to cum going very fast,

finally she shout "daddy daddy daddy daddy" immediately my brain pick from there daddy keh

las las she confess to me her dad have been fvcking her since she was 17

I really feel for her cos by the time she get marry her pvssy go don become Canaan land
...what sort of father is that

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Starberg(m): 9:12am On May 11, 2020
Bollove:
Your line won't still work ... She doesn't wanna hear anything sex , Pregnancy nor drop out .... She wanted a friend or a shoulder

Check this line :
"Babe I'm sorry bout the other night, I was carried away by the flesh and messed by ur beauty ... I didn't know when I blurted the sex nonsense ....I promise to hold you in higher esteem going forward" ...

The above line will relock her brain ... Then you add an Opening to d lock which is a key to sex channel : ...

"Seriously though, Your beauty really carried me away and I lost my sense of reasoning for a second .... we gonna be very serious and studious and be the best to each other .... at that point , hold her hands and kiss her forehead...

At this point put up good body language and firmness of expressions because she will scan for the truthfulness of words of your mouth .... Your body , gestures or face can give you up grin ...

So Firm Up cheesy

Girls like that could have some fvcks in the head or a Goal getter .... you don't rush them

Shikom ... you have the key to your padlock cheesy


I don't think you read her expression. When she asked him that if she gets pregnant what would he do? Those lines of yours are medicine after death. And they are even not catchy.


You have to be smart playing along those girls, they are miserable that just want to break hearts or using guys to catch fun.


No non-virgin girl you throw mine lines at that will not fall, except if she is S.U. But the main rule is let her be the one bringing up the issue of sex.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emusmithyy(m): 9:22am On May 11, 2020
Bollove:
You have issues dude ... I been observing you from that Near death experience thread ... You were challenging everybody's post without sharing any experience ....

Now what is the craziest thing you partner asked you to do ?

U too like attacking people ... check it dude grin

cheesy Guy see, I could share mine but had to address what NDE really means na.
In a sane world, I should have been thanked but these are Nigerian youths.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emusmithyy(m): 9:25am On May 11, 2020
Bollove:
That's not pride Dude .... That's taste grin

I know and I'm not against it.

But you could have taste and not belittle others. If taste has to be echoed, it's farce, it's fake, it's audio. Girls with taste don't make noise about it or belittle guys who came to them.

Honestly, I don't wanna drag this topic. That's my point the whole time. Bless you brother. smiley

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by illicit(m): 10:44am On May 11, 2020
kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...


oh boy I just dey laff here they think am mad

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Nobody: 11:11am On May 11, 2020
Greystone:
There was this babe i was so much in love with. Tall chocolate beauty with fine shape. She had spent the first 14 yrs of her life abroad so she was really nice and fun to be with. Conversations wer never dull with her.

I always assumed she a was prim and proper girl till one day we got talking about sex.

To my shock she confessed that she loves being a dominatrix ie. Wear black leather boots, tights, gloves, etc , tie up her man and flog and torture him. That the more she inflicts pain on him, the more she gets aroused.

In fact, she said one particular guy was crying and begging her to stop so much that she had a violent orgasm.

She said she can never marry a man who will not allow her to do this.

Me? Tie me up and flog me? For what?

I kee persin?

She never heard from me again.

“Dominatrix” my left yansh. Rubbish. angry


Can you share her contact with me

Maybe her Instagram handle or something like that

I love A Dominatrix
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Greystone: 1:19pm On May 11, 2020
kelvinrhs:



Can you share her contact with me

Maybe her Instagram handle or something like that

I love A Dominatrix

She’s been married for 4 years with twin boys.

I lost her contact ages ago.

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Drizzy5001(m): 1:40pm On May 11, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:






So I should Fear girls because She Fart ... If Local Man should Release his Own Nuclear material, she may not Recover grin grin
grin grin
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by saturnjay(m): 2:54pm On May 11, 2020
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bollove: 5:03pm On May 11, 2020
Mine was 2013 when me and my ex visited Mr Biggs ... Our regular eatery.... After eating she entered the convenience... like 3mins after ... she beckoned on me to come and see something ... I tot she saw snake or something , I bounced inside .... she dragged me inside the female convenience and asked me to Bleep her there .... We kissed , smooched and did those romance but I didn't agree to sex in a eatery toilet.... she be Hajia and also, I don't want those staffs to embarrass us .... Imagine a me being ridiculed cuz I'm fucking in a toilet. I took her home not far ... We commenced business ....

TBC In d evening as I dey Fast cheesy

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bollove: 5:06pm On May 11, 2020
Futurejoy:

You got the fact that I needed someone to share emotions with then . I asked him those questions cos I noticed somethings about him , I I just wanted to confirm if he was reasonable. There is no need for so much words, I believe he has learnt his lessons and has developed himself to be better because I am doing same. We keep learning right
Yeah we keep learning ... The emotional part was very obvious .... Hope u are Ok now cheesy
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bollove: 5:10pm On May 11, 2020
Futurejoy:

Lol....Girls don’t have chicken brain. I grew up in the midst of guys and reverse psychology or not, I would not have fall cos I wasn’t determined to fall for it or him. The time wasn’t even there
I never meant girls have chicken brain but the issue is that most Nigerian girls always sit down and expect a guy to prove his worthiness as if he wants to be gainfully employed ....

A player would hide under those expectations and inflict maximum emotional damages in the longrun once he Marked the Register and see it all .......

That is why I said he could still aced your questions and still misbehave in the longrun...

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by saturnjay(m): 5:13pm On May 11, 2020
Go repent


quote author=Bollove post=89436844]Mine was 2013 when me and my ex visited Mr Biggs ... Our regular eatery.... After eating she entered the convenience... like 3mins after ... she beckoned on me to come and see something ... I tot she saw snake or something , I bounced inside .... she dragged me inside the female convenience and asked me to Bleep her there .... We kissed , smooched and did those romance but I didn't agree to sex in a eatery toilet.... she be Hajia and also, I don't want those staffs to embarrass us .... Imagine a me being ridiculed cuz I'm fucking in a toilet. I took her home not far ... We commenced business ....

TBC In d evening as I dey Fast cheesy[/quote]

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bollove: 5:17pm On May 11, 2020
saturnjay:
Go repent
I posted since yesterday Night now ... my network disappeared ni
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bollove: 5:18pm On May 11, 2020
emusmithyy:


I know and I'm not against it.

But you could have taste and not belittle others. If taste has to be echoed, it's farce, it's fake, it's audio. Girls with taste don't make noise about it or belittle guys who came to them.

Honestly, I don't wanna drag this topic. That's my point the whole time. Bless you brother. smiley
Maximum respect sir. I'm sorry for my outburst ... I thought I should defend the Damsel grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Bollove: 5:21pm On May 11, 2020
Starberg:



I don't think you read her expression. When she asked him that if she gets pregnant what would he do? Those lines of yours are medicine after death. And they are even not catchy.


You have to be smart playing along those girls, they are miserable that just want to break hearts or using guys to catch fun.


No non-virgin girl you throw mine lines at that will not fall, except if she is S.U. But the main rule is let her be the one bringing up the issue of sex.
My lines ain't catchy .... Yeeee Fantabulous.... Oooinnnn , You are not doing well grin.... My lines can catch any freaky freaky from Ashewo to even SU .. Introvert , extrovert or emotional wrecked woman .....

Omo K'omo !!

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Calapar(m): 10:53pm On May 11, 2020
I met a babe when she came to Lagos to start working. We've been romancing since then, starting from my car. Till now, she still insists I suck her first before i can penetrate. This is over 2 years now. Anyway, I've promised her we carry out a test because she's damn clean and everything set!

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emusmithyy(m): 11:06pm On May 11, 2020
Bollove:
Maximum respect sir. I'm sorry for my outburst ... I thought I should defend the Damsel grin

Not probs at all

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by PrinzCarter(m): 2:03am On May 12, 2020
Lol I just came to read comments angry
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4gigram 320hdd
Good battery
Follow come charger
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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Larry456: 3:27am On May 12, 2020
kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

May they not remove our ladder IJN grin grin grin

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by tellsblinks(m): 4:22pm On May 12, 2020
emusmithyy:


I know and I'm not against it.

But you could have taste and not belittle others. If taste has to be echoed, it's farce, it's fake, it's audio. Girls with taste don't make noise about it or belittle guys who came to them.

Honestly, I don't wanna drag this topic. That's my point the whole time. Bless you brother. smiley


guy you spoke words!! I would screenshot and post on my whatsapp
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by tellsblinks(m): 4:26pm On May 12, 2020
Futurejoy:

You got the fact that I needed someone to share emotions with then . I asked him those questions cos I noticed somethings about him , I I just wanted to confirm if he was reasonable. There is no need for so much words, I believe he has learnt his lessons and has developed himself to be better because I am doing same. We keep learning right


I seriously weep for the guy!! because my current room mate in school have same experience with the girl, and it's painful!!


Especially when u've left everyone because of one girl, then she end up leaving you or if I would say she wasnt even with you.



people like you no go see me ooh!


in fact I no go even gree fall like that tbt

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by emusmithyy(m): 6:15pm On May 12, 2020
tellsblinks:



guy you spoke words!! I would screenshot and post on my whatsapp
You're welcome brother.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by romeorailss: 6:21pm On May 12, 2020
EricSmallz:
During my NYSC 2019, I hooked up with this very big babe (I like em big) at AKS (if you know you know), she met me at a bar, she was not impressed at first sight. She was saying I am too young for her and all that. I was scared too sha. I just gathered courage and convince her that I wasn't really as young as I was, she agreed to come around to see me at night.
Night came, we went straight to the point, During the action, babe started squirting uncontrollably. (That was the second time I had seen that shit in real life, first was my very first sex) Aunty said I should suck her while she was squirting, and I was at the middle of something I was enjoying, I kept telling her to wait first, that was how I banged till I came, all my bed has soaked Walahi. I stood up, I was panting, aunty said I should come and continue. I was like she should wait, she picked my d.ck, sucked it hard ASAP, and I continued, she was yelling and moaning, but I was losing my breath, I couldn't come the second time. I had to swallow my pride and stood up. If I read about men dying during sex romp, I can so relate. I almost gave up that day. I have never taken s.ex enhancing drugs in my life. But I almost died. My throat was all dried and my eyes were turning. She fell in live after that day sha.
Same lady sucked my dick in a bar when the gen went off, I was like WTF! In AKS, anything can happen �

Akwaibom Ayaya o cheesy

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Samabu07(m): 6:51pm On May 12, 2020
menace001:
So hilarious posts
My experience. Alot anyway.
There is dis girl, my friend's sisters friend,
This girl just finished sec sch, i was in 200l then in OSU, i call her *allway*
Anywhere we jam , we must bleep.
I can count like over 10places we meet accidentally n we always find a way to bleep.
This girl just dey dey possess anytime she sees me. Different states different occasions , we see, we bleep.
i come home from sch, same nyt we bleep for canteen bench beside house.she didnt care
My friends place, countless time,
she come my sch for post jamb, we bleeb
my friends granny burial, we bleep, she attended one wedding for ibadan wit her bf, i was there too , e happen for toilet,
She even wan marry, had to locate me for sendforth like two weeks before wedding.
I had to ask her , wetin dey occur gangan. She had to coffess that, its beyond her, that she don go church for my mata, but she cant just control herself ard me.
Anyway she don relocate abroad.
If not , na bleep we go still continue dey bleep till end of time
You kuku marry her na.
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by SilverSpoonEnt: 7:28pm On May 12, 2020
PrinzCarter:
Lol I just came to read comments angry
On to other'. News I have HP eliteBook820
4gigram 320hdd
Good battery
Follow come charger
Up for sell

How much? And location...
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by fcdgrand(m): 7:47pm On May 12, 2020
banging one girl one night those days, she said, she will turn to snake, i turn to watch man througthout that night, in the morning i discharge her and end the shit. i don't want anybody to eat me in my sleep

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Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Leonard24(m): 1:48pm On May 13, 2020
Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahah....see elder to dance naked ..lmao
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by PrinzCarter(m): 12:15am On May 14, 2020
SilverSpoonEnt:


How much? And location...
lag 47
Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Amarisco(f): 4:29am On May 14, 2020
Bollove:
big girl ... U go sha fall noni ... insyd life !!
Fall down for where? japa! WE DE SHINE EYE NOW ;

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