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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by salford1: 2:15pm On May 16, 2020
Damseldammie:
But do people eat this thing, which is human look alike... Sighs
Poverty. That's the reason.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by ignis: 2:16pm On May 16, 2020
incogni2o:


Says who?

Biology and Zoology

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Nobody: 2:20pm On May 16, 2020
Ebola Loading!!!

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by yappie11187: 2:23pm On May 16, 2020
Wicked human being......this Animals are hungry and looking for food around your house is an offence ..... Look closely at the monkey , you will see human on it face .... I bet the flesh will taste like human too .....wicked person ....how can they allow this post to reach the FP sef .....

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Goalnaldo(m): 2:24pm On May 16, 2020
The face of the monkey looks like those Bini artifact. To be sincere this is very gross. You killed your distant cousin.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by wafer1: 2:28pm On May 16, 2020
Kind feels like eating a Nigger. See its human like face

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by rationalhuman(m): 2:29pm On May 16, 2020
This is the most sickening disgusting thing i have read and seen for a long time.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by rationalhuman(m): 2:31pm On May 16, 2020
Yes i have witnessed that Majority of people in India respects animals and not animals but any living things.
But this monkey thing is just horrendous. This man can eat humans as well. disgusting
lanchy:
There is hope for Nigeria, most people are condemning this action, and rightly so. These type of animals that are closer to man in the evolutionary chain deserve respect, in this life other living things deserve respect, it is the mark of a true "human being", respect those before you, so those after you can do the same.

Monkeys, Apes and a lot of other living things deserve their own respect and you NOT to interfere with them just for your amusement or otherwise. That is the ONLY reason I like India, they understand and treat each living animal with respect, even though they the Indians are a waste of space and number one rape capital of the World.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by ajl: 2:40pm On May 16, 2020
Mikespecialone:
Very early this morning, this monkey came out of the bush into my house. I spotted it, called two guys to kill it......

God self know, I never chop meat for long and he sent me this....Front page please

You are just about eating a "brother". How does it feel eating one of your relative?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by lekki1444: 2:42pm On May 16, 2020
TheSourcerer:
alrighty ! I'm in abk,stay safe mate , I'll be here anytime wink
wait a minute who is this lmao ? you are in abuja or england ?
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 2:44pm On May 16, 2020
salford1:

You can't even spell correctly, and you want your post to be taken seriously. Your writing skills and use of grammar is same as that of hypocrit.
You don't need to login with a different user name to reply me.
poor sense of presumption you got there. Try harder next time. You got it all wrong as always. LMAO
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Chochovini: 2:46pm On May 16, 2020
ignis:


They belong to same family with human.
. I AND MY Entire family pedigree do NOT emanate from or belong to any monkey family. I don‘t know about others. I don‘t know if U won‘t feel insulted when someone call you a ‘Monkey
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by folake4u(f): 2:46pm On May 16, 2020
cry Poor animal! You should have just left it to live na. Monkeys make good pets.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by jayaim: 3:00pm On May 16, 2020
See some people are just hypocrite. Bobs na good meat jor

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 3:01pm On May 16, 2020
salford1:

Stay on the topic; hence, the strike through.

I would have loved to give you a robust reply, and educate your ignorance, but I haven't got time this long weekend. Stop embarrassing your self with uneducated posts. Your level of English indicates that you must have atleast graduated grade 12 (SS3):

Please read:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2020/03/200317175442.htm

https://directorsblog.nih.gov/2020/03/26/genomic-research-points-to-natural-origin-of-covid-19/

You would probably pull a 5G stunt in your next reply, but I would rather use my time for something meaningful instead of going back and forth with you. Good day.
you are very intelligent indeed. The headline was what stopped me from opening your link. I Guess you don't even know the meaning of the headline. Your so called intelligent self don't even know that the phrase 'points to' is a probable term. lol...

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by salford1: 3:02pm On May 16, 2020
Hypocrit:
poor sense of presumption you got there. Try harder next time. You got it all wrong as always. LMAO
grin dude I called you out. You have signed back on hypocrit. I have been on Nairaland long enough (2007) to tell when people use the same Monika to go back and forth. It's no suprise incogni2o (your buy and sell) account likes calling people "hypocrite" in an argument. Your style of writing, level of grammar, use of broken English, soft jab, support of same arguments etc are same. I just don't have the time for screen grabs to expose you further. Anyway. Make I nor disturb your hustle. Have a good day sir grin

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 3:03pm On May 16, 2020
salford1:

You can't even spell correctly, and you want your post to be taken seriously. Your writing skills and use of grammar is same as that of hypocrit.
You don't need to login with a different user name to reply me.

You Fada & ur Father's Fada. They pass thier message accross to you with correct spelling right?

If it is my spelling you'll shift the topic to. Then find something else doing

PLS
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by salford1: 3:03pm On May 16, 2020
Hypocrit:
you are very intelligent indeed. The headline was what stopped me from opening your link. I Guess you don't even know the meaning of the headline. Your so called intelligent self don't even know that the propositional phrase 'points to' is a probable term. lol...
Have you been able to sell your mattress yet? grin that your bedroom sha. Make we leave the rest. All you ants trying to act like somebody on Nairaland. You are not worth my time. Bye Felicia. grin

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Carloslehder: 3:06pm On May 16, 2020
Hypocrit:
you are actually the one disgusting here. Charge him to court because he killed your cousin. mumu...
Sorry I only engage fortunate and intelligent people, you don't fit into this category.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 3:08pm On May 16, 2020
folake4u:
cry Poor animal!
You should have just left it to live na. Monkeys make good pets.

Thanks for the comment.

Thats what some sensible thing that someone who oppose the kiiling should have said.

I also thought they should have used it as a Pet,

But you know , you might not even give them money for meat if they choose not to kill the monkey.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Abasilim: 3:09pm On May 16, 2020
I feel like anyone capable of killing and cooking a monkey for consumption has canibaslitic tendencies.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by salford1: 3:11pm On May 16, 2020
Have to go now. It's 8am in my location. I have a long day ahead of me. Hypocrit/incogni2o, you made my day already. It was nice talking to you. Take care bro and God bless. Laughing away from this thread grin.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 3:14pm On May 16, 2020
salford1:
Have to go now. It's 8am in my location. I have a long day ahead of me. Hypocrit/incogni2o, you made my day already. It was nice talking to you. Take care bro and God bless. Laughing away from this thread grin.
go well bro. But you still remain a poor detective. lol...
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by TheSourcerer: 3:14pm On May 16, 2020
lekki1444:
wait a minute who is this lmao ? you are in abuja or england ?
well I'm Sourcerer haha , nah I'm in Abk , for some reason I dunno I feel we could be buds you know. This is a grotesque page tho , I'm into all that shitt , but this is just fvcked
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by folake4u(f): 3:16pm On May 16, 2020
incogni2o:


Thanks for the comment.

Thats what some sensible thing that someone who oppose the kiiling should have said.

I also thought they should have used it as a Pet,

But you know , you might not even give them money for meat if they choose not to kill the monkey.



Lol, I fell in love with monkeys in my childhood after watching "Monkey Trouble". You should check it out, very funny movie. And also I knew of someone who kept one as a pet, he adored that monkey ehn cheesy. Monkeys are good pets and they're smart too.

Back to what you're saying, it's not like I or someone would give the Op money to not kill the animal but there are just some actions that are not justifiable at all.
Okay, let's not even use monkey as an example. Take for instance,this Op killed a donkey or horse , animals that aren't even wild sad, that's what this Op guy did.

I just felt pity,much much pity.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 3:25pm On May 16, 2020
salford1:

grin dude I called you out. You have signed back on hypocrit. I have been on Nairaland long enough (2007) to tell when people use the same Monika to go back and forth. It's no suprise incogni2o (your buy and sell) account likes calling people "hypocrite" in an argument. Your style of writing, level of grammar, use of broken English, soft jab, support of same arguments etc are same. I just don't have the time for screen grabs to expose you further. Anyway. Make I nor disturb your hustle. Have a good day sir grin

You are a Liar and a Hypocrite.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Chuksyno(m): 3:30pm On May 16, 2020
Op where do you hail from?

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by MartinsD12(m): 3:35pm On May 16, 2020
incogni2o:


You are a monkey ,

And also think like one.

I dont mean it as an insult though.

Just say Yes.
You are a beast, fool.

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Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 3:39pm On May 16, 2020
folake4u:




Lol, I fell in love with monkeys in my childhood after watching "Monkey Trouble". You should check it out, very funny movie. And also I knew of someone who kept one as a pet, he adored that monkey ehn cheesy. Monkeys are good pets and they're smart too.

Back to what you're saying, it's not like I or someone would give the Op money to not kill the animal but there are just some actions that are not justifiable at all.
Okay, let's not even use monkey as an example. Take for instance,this Op killed a donkey or horse , animals that aren't even wild sad, that's what this Op guy did.

I just felt pity,much much pity.

I relate with you Sis, when I also go to primary school those days, there was a Monkey pet we also play with then by the street....sweet memories.

But you know, scientists say evolution began from Fishes right? and we dont feel pity for chicken and Fish and Cow we use in cooking our delicious meals.

I watch those creatures in documentaries, or the fishes in an aquarium? Those creatures look so adorable and beautiful.

My Point.

The Bible is simple, God gave us dominion over all of these creatures, Only Humans are made in God's Image, any other creature might be close.

No one should be harrased for killing any animal. Except for sensible reasons like those who may be going into extinction or are owned.

I'll check the movie out , Thanks for the recommendation.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by incogni2o: 3:40pm On May 16, 2020
MartinsD12:

You are a beast, fool.

Wao, Beast?

I never knew you would take that as an insult.

Sorry anyways.
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by Hypocrit: 3:46pm On May 16, 2020
Carloslehder:

Sorry I only engage fortunate and intelligent people, you don't fit into this category.
ya. I can't agree less. Afterall, intelligence is relative and your cousin the op murdered (my sincere condolences) is said to be one. Lol...
Re: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by folake4u(f): 3:48pm On May 16, 2020
incogni2o:


I relate with you Sis, when I also go to primary school those days, there was a Monkey pet we also play with then by the street....sweet memories.

But you know, scientists say evolution began from Fishes right? and we dont feel pity for chicken and Fish and Cow we use in cooking our delicious meals.

I watch those creatures in documentaries, or the fishes in an aquarium? Those creatures look so adorable and beautiful.

My Point.

The Bible is simple, God gave us dominion over all of these creatures, Only Humans are made in God's Image, any other creature might be close.

No one should be harrased for killing any animal. Except for sensible reasons like those who may be going into extinction or are owned.

I'll check the movie out , Thanks for the recommendation.


You're welcome smiley

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