phelonrays:


He would be like....

Stephenmoka4:

It's a small plane and the engine isn't running yet

PrettyPrint:
Found myself in a hotel room the next day with 50k on the bed.


Had no idea about the night

Lamanii22:


Are you seRIous??

Ghostrye:
Was working@ a hotel and I let my customers walk out without paying with a smile on my face and a swagger in my steps, It was until the next day that I knew what I had done. Luckily I was only drunk for half the day and not the whole day otherwise I for no collect salary go house that month

Currentlygrown:


Listen.

I’ve been silently observing topics on this forum, but I don’t know why I’m forced to comment on this one.

From your story and your reactions towards alcohol, it’s pertinent that you get yourself checked.

You’re a potential rapist.
Alcohol only loosens us and brings out our innate desires.
Who and what you want to be only surfaces without any restraints when we’re drunk.

phelonrays:
Try Withdrawing cash with voter's card,,

The guys on the queue got infuriated, but I was even there blaming the ATM dispenser...

purplecoco:
I texted my Ex to come see me that I was seeing Ghost according to him. Lmao! He actually came but then I was knocked out. Looking back at it, that was not the reason I texted him in the first place

posty56:
u needed his company,u still have feelings for him

Niyeal:
Jumped from Airplane without parachute

Lamanii22:
I ate my mom's freshly fried chicken... I think the following day was Christmas, she brought the live chicken specially for herself... I ate like 4pcs.... Mehn I was ashamed when I woke up.... I hated McDowell's ever since....

LMAO

PrettyPrint:
hmm. Dis life eh

Nicklaus619:
Just got admission that year a fresh man and we where invited to a party outside the school, one of the girls in my department from a very rich background, I later got to know that her dad was one time senator for many tenure,
I went their with 2 of my room mates, and we all took alcohol for the first time, because there was no single soft drink at the party, and we wouldn't want our impression to be that we are simps

We all took at least two bottles of star each.

Time check it was time to go, we all managed to get to our door post and unfortunately their was no power supply, so I used my legendary black berry tour as a torchlight that led us home.

Now problem started when I raised alarm that I have forgotten my phone at the party, none of us were sober to realise that it was the same phone that light our path home, we went back to the party venue with the blackberry still being our only source of light I our path, we went back and searched everywhere but couldn't find it. That was how I burst tears and started crying, and my friends where consoling me, just then my phone rang and my girl was on the line, I was sobbing when I picked the call and asking her if she is with my phone, she was confused and said that she doesn't understand what I mean, she ended the call.

That's was how we went home heartbroken, only for my stupid alarm to wake me up to prepare for my morning class

The gate man in our compound was narrating to us how we where all weeping when we got home, my friends where crying in solidarity

Since then I don't go close to alcohol

wealthyhenry:
Let us share the craziest things we've ever done when under the influence of alcohol. Here's mine.

During my first year in the university in Ghana. we were organised a welcome party by the school, usually called Akwaaba night. so my PH friends who were already into drinking and partying even before they came to Ghana incited me to drink, and i took just 2 bottles of star. Low and behold my brothers and sisters i started seeing angels. I walked up to a very beautiful girl sitting by the bar and started rubbing her thighs in a manner that's suggestive that she's a prostitute, meanwhile she was just another 100 level student like me. I was rubbing her thighs, even trying to enter her most holy place, whiles telling her to come home with me., and that i'd do her well. What i would never do ordinarily. This lady took offence and landed me a dirty slap that reset my brain. Me weh dey gentle and calm by nature come wan retaliate o. my friends come dey hold me. i come dey shout dey tell the girl "You be ashawo". "F*ck you". See girl weh i wan help sef"...

The next morning my name was on everyone's lips, My friends making jest of me that just 2 bottles of star turned me into a commando I swore never to take alcohol beyond my threshold.

Let's hear the craziest thing you've ever done under the influence of alcohol.

StarOnEarth:


"My friends where crying in solidarity"
This one off me

crossfm:
Mine was during my undergraduate days.hanged out with my guys and we decided to that we should go natural(palm wine).Na so we just start to drink, I forgot that there is difference between green bottles and white bottles.After enjoying the sweetness of the palm wine,we got home and I felt the room is upside down.I tried all my best to throw up but nothing came down.I decided that instead of throwing up on my rog carpet,I should go to the bathroom outside.I lay down in front of the bathroom and dozed off.one of my guy found me when he went to ease himself.
Nsukka palm wine is a strong thing.

Asquare84:


Nsukka palm wine is the best, i enjoyed their palm wine when I was doing a contract in UNN