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Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon

Na still the same thing

Anuoluwa1234:
Well.. I get what u are saying, sincerely. Na God the save us I tell u..
What will happen, will happen..
What of those, that their spouses die etc..
Or one of ones relative came to spend a night,( stay with one sha).
Like he/she came for p.utme in a sch etc .and the fellow die.. etc..
Life itself is a risk .. everything we do is a risk.
We sleeping everyday, na risk I tell u..
What if one sleeps and didn't wake up .
This life na risk, and life no just balance at all.. I tell u

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Except the preek is as strong and big and long as Dangote trailer. That's the only thing that can smash someone like that.

Reex12:
abeg no vex u b boy or girl am confused
op ur right sha na big risk

Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female now.. and am the one on my dp, why do u ask

Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female now.. and am the one on my dp, why do u ask

Reex12:
ppl like the op usually imitate female monikers for attention but they are male

Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female sir, maybe u are confused with the way I typed.. that was because I was raised by a man... And I grew up amidst them..
I am a female.. and I can't lie about my identity, what for

Anuoluwa1234:
I am a female sir, maybe u are confused with the way I typed.. that was because I was raised by a man... And I grew up amidst them..
I am a female.. and I can't lie about my identity, what for

Aderr:
You don't even look like a male at all. What do you mean you were raised by a man?

Reex12:
yh ur a female I noticed frm the way u replied, sorry for quoting,I just needed to clear the doubt.

Anuoluwa1234:
It means, was raised by a man.. .. it means lost mum at a very tender age

Aderr:
Oh! You . I am sorry. Silly me.

Aderr:
Oh! You must be really strong. I am sorry. Silly me.

seanwilliam:
Lol.. something happened to my guyman back then in school, he invited a girl from bus admin come in hostel, long story short, around 4pm naso the girl begin gas dey foam for mouth.. the were eating rice that moment before it happened.. my guy pour 3 keg of water he supposed use for the week on the girl on top mattress.. most guys in the hostel don japa cos dem think the girl go die.. she's epileptic though.. and this girl fine ehn ..
Las las she work up, my guy kuku gave her him cloth and find Bike wey go drop her for her hostel.. it was not funny atall..
It happened for daytime
What if na mid night?, my guy fit go dump her and japa


U see all these girls ehn, na God dey save us.. me I no gree oo, na only 3 or 4 times girl don sleep for my side ooo, but now I no fit try am..


Anytime a girl find me come, immediately I pick her up for junction, I go kon fake call like say I go soon dey comot.. so that one she go don know say I no get too much time with am...

And also I no dey serious-pound o , I go dey fhuck u small small , immediately I notice imbalance from you , mehn I go withdraw and discharge u shaparly.. na mouth I get I no get heart

Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon

Na still the same thing

dreamwords:
Toto is sweeter at night, mr op

phemmyfour:
abi o, as if evil don't happen in the day

DenreleDave:
Smash with utmost care

DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends