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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by blowjob: 1:29pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by 2cul2care: 1:30pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Mine wasn't embarrassing but a bit scary, during the lock down I had issues with my bank account, it was locked, I couldn't transfer, withdraw or perform any transaction on the account, and all my money was in that bank account. In the midst of the lock down I had to go to the bank branch on foot, hoping I would be able to resolve the issue, it was a very long trek, on getting there I was welcomed by a mammoth crowd, each one of them, having one issue or the other with their bank account, about over 50% of them their had the same issue as mine, their accounts were locked and they couldn't perform any transaction on it. The bank had closed and wasn't attending to any customer, after waiting for hours in the scouring sun, amist the mammoth crowd, with no social distancing being observed, I decided to go home, mind you I didn't go with any face mask or protective gear. So to the main story, some days later, at night I developed sever pains on my chest, it was like I had a bag of cement placed on my chest, and I was struggling to breathe. One voice started telling me, "o boy you Don catch corona virus, this is 1 of the symptoms", I was too scared to tell anybody at home, I just gathered my strength, got a cup of water, read psalm 91 into it, prayed on it, drank it and commanded healing on my body, I did that and went back to sleep, by morning I was completely fine, like nothing had happened. Am still in good health till now, I thank God for the healing, but I won't lie the experience scared the shit out of me, I was almost convinced I contacted COVID-19 50 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Karlifate: 1:35pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Chicent(m): 1:36pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Legitz: Joke of the century... You are wrong Mr 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Sojiboi(m): 1:47pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
My girlfriend said she's pregnant after enough banging and scammed me 5k because I always do withdrawal method I learnt it from Banky w,na there the love end 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by PoliteActivist: 1:49pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
YorubaKinging: Well he is more saintly than other billionaires. He predicted this pandemic for years (see below) and did all he could to get govts of the world to be on high alert, to start closely monitoring any outbreaks anywhere. THE WORLD IGNORED HIM! 1 Like
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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by JimD(m): 1:52pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by MATURELION: 1:54pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
2cul2care:acess bank? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Coldie(m): 1:58pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
The day we were at one partially open bar drinking beer and a police van just coincidentally passed and parked In front. Omen see run...lol 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by OmoOduduwa01: 2:07pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
I finished my Youth Service on March hoping to start work the following month (April). Lo and Behold!!! I'm working in a bakery as a secretary Modified: Can anyone tell me "all will still be well" please 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by osazsky(m): 2:07pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
The day I forgot my face at home and took my mask..when I got to the checkpoint the police started looking for my face instead of the mask that was how I zoomed off .then when returning back home I forgot my mask and took my face they had to stop me and demanded 15k. I just put my car on reverse and disappeared as a bini priest 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by 2cul2care: 2:31pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Omar09(m): 2:36pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
TheSourcerer: This is great. I stopped doing weed cause of my health. Well I was diagnosed with inflammation of the lungs (the doctor said, I don't believe it) so to avoid dying on the road (lord I am so scared of dying on the road with everyone looking) I stopped weed. NB : I've noticed that people are closer to their God now than when they were consistently going to church , now they have this one-on-one 'realationship` with their God now than they did with pastors imams churches and mosque #fact Honestly you couldn't be more right. NB Sleep is really really good for the body , Meditation and Exercise too , do not underestimate these two in mental and physical developmenttrue 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Jenticles(f): 2:38pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
I almost she'd tears inside bus trying to suppress cough, OMG see sweat, I was just praying inside and I refused to wear mask while going out. People we're just asking, are you ok, hope all is well, naso I cough o. See laugh inside bus anyway the rest na history but it wasn't funny that day. 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by DWJOBScom(m): 2:39pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
IamDavid: I can relate with this as I felt the same many years ago after my service and stayed home applying. Any mistake comes with the reminder that I haven't gotten a job 9 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by gracefoundmme(m): 2:42pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
IamDavid:Lol...Same here bro 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by chatinent: 2:51pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Legitz:Okay. |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by chatinent: 2:52pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Jenticles:I can relate. Lol. |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Kyra1(f): 2:55pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
chatinent:I was laughing from the beginning to the end while reading. So funny 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Missyajoke(f): 2:55pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Can't forget the first two weeks of lockdown. My parents sent me to the Market to get vegetables for them ohh. On my way to the market a boy asked me if I was going to the market? I said yes and he warned me not to. But me being fearless went to the market, I bought the vegetables that was how the girl said she's coming that she doesn't have 500 naira change on top 100 naira vegetables. That WS how policemen started shooting have never been afraid my entire life had to hide behind a table they saw me and left.. The vegetables seller escaped with my 500 naira. Can't forget that day I ran ehhhn That was how I bought 2 vegetables for 500 naira. 29 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by earnit1: 3:07pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
seriously |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by DrBrainstorm(m): 3:27pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
osazsky: Oboi which one you take? Na Colorado, Arizona or Crack? 19 Likes
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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Meatballs(m): 3:49pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
osazsky: 7 Likes
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Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by alphaRego01(m): 3:57pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
TheSourcerer: Almost similar to mine,buh mine was sk o.i tot i was safe.i didnt know that holy spirit was in my mom that day.omo me i stood my ground o.trust african parents na.as them see say the case pass them,dem gat no option than to conform. My mumsi bin wan de give me all those pyscology treatment buh i no even give her the chance.las las,we de alright. More respect of my boundaries from them. A friend once told me that weed was the forbidden fruit God warned adam and eve about 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by emaopel: 3:59pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Pls, don't rape your siblings or maid for house o CalabarPikin: |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by kalex0(m): 4:04pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
CalabarPikin: Don't kill me with laugh abeg That thing dey pain |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by CalabarPikin: 4:09pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by CalabarPikin: 4:11pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
emaopel: 4 what naahh.....besides I'm with them....nd I was d only one home... |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by Fidelismaria: 4:16pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
I dey come |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by SirMichael1: 4:17pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
ManuelMount:Your dad probably thought they brought the light while he was away and you changed the channel. |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by FahBuLous: 4:23pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
Mine was when I went to work and they told me I will have to settle for 5k a month or leave.... . Dad, Mum and Friends in the house.... I'm in need of a job, I want a job to do so that I can save money for my Web designing training, the one I'm doing is paying me for 5k a month... Pls help.... I stay at Asaba and I live alone, how do I survive with this kind of salary? My number is Zero Eight Zero Eight Nine Nine One Five Two Zero Seven.... Thanks in advance and God bless you... 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Lockdown Most Embarrassing Moments by alphaRego01(m): 4:28pm On Jun 20, 2020 |
IamDavid: My broda,U said it all.i realized this very very late |
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