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ZarZar:
It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

ZarZar u touched it....

ZarZar:
Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

heheheheheheheeee

firstking01:
Na wetin lalasticlala teach us...Don't mind most of "our" choice of words here, @times we do that just to be on the offensive...To your question again, my gf can sit on a guys laps depending on who the guy is to her...if he's a guy that's been crushing on her then i'd go mad on her, but if he's one of my hommies then no biggie.

see urself placing condition now...see truth is truth....I will go. with d guy arguing with u.....it is. better for her. not to sit on any guys laps whether. na my brother., friend ooo., crush, father at all

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lepasharon:
Lol what if the girl sits near ur knees will that really affect you?

Nope.. But you really won't be comfy u know

Fourwinds:
see urself placing condition now...see truth is truth....I will go. with d guy arguing with u.....it is. better for her. not to sit on any guys laps whether. na my brother., friend ooo., crush, father at all

Guys are born to be clingy in nature...again, it will depend on who the niqqa is to my gf.

thesicilian:
Do I take that to mean that you'd be okay with walking in on your girlfriend sitting on the laps of a guy, "as long as they didn't fvck"?

Bush man....my friends hug my babe...sitting na normal tin

thesicilian:
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

So girl no fit sit for person laps again?

ZarZar:
It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

this is the type of girls I like, tell us mure

FreeSpirited:
Bush man....my friends hug my babe...sitting na normal tin

Okay o, oyinbo man. If your friends hug your babe in your presence, I wonder what they do behind you. Keep forming civilized why they are laughing at you behind you.

ZarZar:
I haven't seen her in a while. Is she still around?

Yep! Alive and kicking

Augastianza:
Yup. Hahaha @ onotraki. Lol I remember when I used to watch khumbulekhaya this girl wanted to go back home and as she was telling her story she went like " mama ndemka ne traki to go look for a job , and things got difficult in gp so I had to turn ndithengise nge mpundu " tjo On national TV, that was sad though.

If she is attractive then she should expect whatever she feels. I warn female friends beforehand that if they feel anything they shouldn’t worry, I carry around a ‘flashlight’ just in case. As such they either bear it or move somewhere else. In younger years the situation embarrassed me a lot until with many scenarios I grew confidence about an otherwise normal reaction.

Depends on who it is.
If it's a friend, I'll pretend i didn't notice and *playfully* rock back and forth gently, till he begs me to stop I'm wicked like that
If it's a relative, I'll just adjust so I'm comfortable.. Maybe smile embarrassingly

Jaika:
Depends on who it is.
If it's a friend, I'll pretend i didn't notice and *playfully* rock back and forth gently, till he begs me to stop I'm wicked like that
If it's a relative, I'll just adjust so I'm comfortable.. Maybe smile embarrassingly

Don't try that with someone like me �


Because if I notice that you are doing that on purpose and aware of my condition, I will wait for you to adjust a little and I will also position my condo to your puccy door (Without touching it)

I feel it's normal for guys to get erections while girls sit on their laps.They are human too

Countless times,i have felt the erection of guys i sat on their laps.I just act as if I didn't notice .

Jaika:
Depends on who it is.
If it's a friend, I'll pretend i didn't notice and *playfully* rock back and forth gently, till he begs me to stop I'm wicked like that
If it's a relative, I'll just adjust so I'm comfortable.. Maybe smile embarrassingly

Until you feel his cum beneath you,then you'll know

I can only do that to boyfy

was like a norm during campus days... getting that more often from fairest of them...yet It meant nothing. just a disturbance.

Drella:
Until you feel his cum beneath you,then you'll know

I can only do that to boyfy

He'll cum in his pants....i think

kelvinrhs:
Don't try that with someone like me �


Because if I notice that you are doing that on purpose and aware of my condition, I will wait for you to adjust a little and I will also position my condo to your puccy door (Without touching it)

That'll be difficult considering the fact that I'll be in trousers

Drella:
I feel it's normal for guys to get erections while girls sit on their laps.They are human too

Countless times,i have felt the erection of guys i sat on their laps.I just act as if I didn't notice .

Why will you sit on guys laps that you are not dating, flirting?

ovcwality:
Why will you sit on guys laps that you are not dating, flirting?

Its nothing bad cos i dont attach any feelings to it

Jaika:
That'll be difficult considering the fact that I'll be in trousers

Trousers wouldn't stop me from trying
Its only difficult and not impossible

And yes I have tried something similar in the past

Happened once in front of his friends
I smiled and touched his joystick
I started caressing it
His friends noticed and Started leaving
I left with the last one

kelvinrhs:
Trousers wouldn't stop me from trying

Its only difficult and not impossible


And yes I have tried something similar in the past

Player Alert!!
I'll try it one day

Preshieben:
Happened once in front of his friends
I smiled and touched his joystick
I started caressing it
His friends noticed and Started leaving
I left with the last one

You sef

But why prick no get sense?
it is the most sensitive tin i've ever known all my life .Like it rises any time,any where without pitying u that u might be embarassed,u go just dey notice as the little man dey grow helplessly..

Jaika:
Player Alert!! I'll try it one day

I tried it with someone I was having Bleep with.
I am not really that much of a player �

Drella:
Its nothing bad cos i dont attach any feelings to it

Asa men!

Come n sit on my laps. When are you ready?

What can a niggah do?