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Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by NerdSciBot: 5:44pm On Apr 19, 2017
During my service year, there was this extremely hot chick with a stunning figure way above my league. So one evening, we were all watching a movie at a neighbour's place and at the same time I was engaged in a discussion with some guys. Then suddenly the said chick walked into the room, saw all the seats were occupied, then straight up came to me and sat on my lap. I went numb immediately, sweating profusely and trying to control my boner.It was the longest 30 seconds I ever endured. I eventually got my penis underneath my thigh and got myself back under control.
I've had other instances where i couldn't suppress my boner; some get up after noticing while some just remain there.

So Ladies, do you think its cool or awkward if you notice a boner on a guy you sit on(not your boyfriend or hubby).

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by thesicilian: 5:47pm On Apr 19, 2017
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by firstking01(m): 5:48pm On Apr 19, 2017
Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by firstking01(m): 5:50pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!
And what's wrong with it?, as far as you guys didn't fvck.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Splinz(m): 5:51pm On Apr 19, 2017
OP, you need to come to me that I may pray for you. You see, your boner is under the influences of the marine kingdom. smiley

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Whizzcute(m): 5:51pm On Apr 19, 2017
firstking01:
Boss are you from Imo?
Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by xynerise: 5:52pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

Are you kidding me? undecided


I have friends that are females and I even carry some on my back when we play. It depends on your mindset

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Amarabae(f): 5:53pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!
are you not sociable with the opposite gender?

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by thesicilian: 5:54pm On Apr 19, 2017
xynerise:


Are you kidding me? undecided


I have friends that are females and I even carry some on my back when we play. It depends on your mindset
Your mindset is definitely different from mine.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by xynerise: 5:56pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
Your mindset is definitely different from mine.

Are you a perv? grin

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by thesicilian: 5:58pm On Apr 19, 2017
firstking01:
And what's wrong with it?, as far as you guys didn't fvck.
Do I take that to mean that you'd be okay with walking in on your girlfriend sitting on the laps of a guy, "as long as they didn't fvck"?

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by tspouse(m): 5:58pm On Apr 19, 2017
even my aunty refuse her husband to lap their daughtter,its not all about dirty mind but some peaple body are just sensitive,you cnt sit on anybody's lap,its not proper

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Nobody: 5:58pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
Why would you be sitting on the lap of someone who is not your boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy grin It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road grin Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by NerdSciBot: 6:01pm On Apr 19, 2017
Splinz:
OP, you need to come to me that I may pray for you. You see, your boner is under the influences of the marine kingdom. smiley
grin No thanks, my boner is in a healthy state.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by thesicilian: 6:05pm On Apr 19, 2017
Amarabae:
are you not sociable with the opposite gender?
Lol. Roughly 65% of my very best friends are females. But there are boundaries.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by thesicilian: 6:06pm On Apr 19, 2017
xynerise:

Are you a perv? grin
no sir.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Nobody: 6:07pm On Apr 19, 2017
ZarZar:


It happens. I happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy grin It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road grin Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

So wetin come happen next after you touch the tin? wink

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Splinz(m): 6:08pm On Apr 19, 2017
NerdSciBot:
grin No thanks, my boner is in a healthy state.

cheesy
Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by xynerise: 6:08pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
no sir.

A rapist will never admit he is a rapist. grin

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by mrmrmister: 6:10pm On Apr 19, 2017
Even if I lap Nicki Minaj, I won't get a boner. tongue

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Nobody: 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2017
austinosita:


So wetin come happen next after you touch the tin? wink

Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by firstking01(m): 6:11pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
Do I take that to mean that you'd be okay with walking in on your girlfriend sitting on the laps of a guy, "as long as they didn't fvck"?
Smh, you sound so primitive and you gon be the clingy type....and to your answer, hell yeah.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by firstking01(m): 6:12pm On Apr 19, 2017
Whizzcute:
Boss are you from Imo?
Lol, no, and why do you ask??

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by xynerise: 6:15pm On Apr 19, 2017
mrmrmister:
Even if I lap Nicki Minaj, I won't get a boner. tongue


Like you don't have a boner watching her on TV? undecided

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by thesicilian: 6:16pm On Apr 19, 2017
@ZarZar: lol. did your boyfriend laugh his ass out when you told him?

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Nobody: 6:18pm On Apr 19, 2017
ZarZar:


Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

Lol. Why would it not be alright grin

Anyways, you did well covering it up

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Nobody: 6:20pm On Apr 19, 2017
thesicilian:
@ZarZar: lol. did your boyfriend laugh his ass out when you told him?

I don't remember if I had a BF @ the time or not, but even if I did, I wasn't going to tell him tongue For the why? Get him jealous over the big news wink? I think not!

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by thesicilian: 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2017
firstking01:
Smh, you sound so primitive and you gon be the clingy type....and to your answer, hell yeah.
Why is it so difficult to discuss with you nairalanders without you resorting to repulsive responses?

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by NerdSciBot: 6:23pm On Apr 19, 2017
ZarZar:


It happens. I happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy grin It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road grin Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.
Lol hilarious. Do you think it was/it is okay or awkward or you're just indifferent to the situation.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Nobody: 6:24pm On Apr 19, 2017
NerdSciBot:
Lol hilarious. Do you think it was/it is okay or awkward or you're just indifferent to the situation.

It felt a bit awkward. TBH, I thought he was a perv tongue

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by NerdSciBot: 6:30pm On Apr 19, 2017
ZarZar:


It felt a bit awkward. TBH, I thought he was a perv tongue
Ouch, now I sorta kinda feel stvpid. I'm no pervert though. You can't beat physiology.

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Re: Ladies, How Do You React If You Sit On A Guy's Lap And He Gets A Boner by Nobody: 6:33pm On Apr 19, 2017
NerdSciBot:
Ouch, now I sorta kinda feel stvpid. I'm no pervert though. You can't beat physiology.

I guess so.

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