₦airaland Forum

AududuNine11:
I for like to write about Ishilove, but laziness won't gree me

Make I lie low for this one...

Abi na Lh money on flick

How I imagined Zaynie spent her Covid-19 lockdown

We all saw what Covid19 was doing to other countries; before it came to Nigeria. And as such, FG had to place a total lockdown on all activities. For teachers, this meant not seeing those beautiful faces they have nurtured and grown to love and Zaynie was no different.

As with most of us, the first week felt like a limbo. It came and went without anybody noticing much. Of course she took it upon herself to educate those around her about the dangers of Covid19. She's a teacher, who would blame her? Lolz. Her kids had to know everything about protecting themselves from Covid-19: wash your hands, use your face mask and hand sanitizer. At a point it became a mantra.

She's a DIY freak and a foodie. Spending hours on YouTube videos and devouring books like they are Suya. You can call her the "handy woman". Forced lockdown, free time, why don't I try food recipes she thought. That's how she started churning out different food recipes. She's a great mom, one could feel undiluted love for her children from her write up. She makes motherhood seem so easy.

The way she talks about her husband, please forgive me for being infatuated with the idea of marriage. Father's day gave her the perfect opportunity to celebrate Blow as she fondly calls him and oh man did she deliver. Even though those words weren't for me, I could feel my head increasing in size on his behalf. And oh she managed to send her three musketeers away so she can have enough QUALITY time with her Bobo. *winks

Ramadan Karem came and even with the uncertainty as regards salary payment and all that, she still made Akara and pap for those around her. Even though fasting was hard, she's a devoted Muslim and it had to be done. This shows how much of a considerate person she is.

She's all about the paper, enforced lockdown can't stop her shine. She started her own business before coronavirus wahala and it is moving to the permanent site. Have I made mention of her online classes? Well, business classes have been lit. If you need tips on how to set up your own business and manage them effectively, she's your plug.

I will end this with Salem as she always say!

Welldone everyone.

ifyalways:
Welldone everyone.

Welcome...

Quietly:
Welcome...

Tahir how u doing

FaAbokiWithSuit:
Tahir how u doing

Guy am not doing fine

Am bankrupt, broke...

Quietly:
Guy am not doing fine


Am bankrupt, broke...

I just wanted you to know I got your mail way back in May. Have fun

Nelsizzy:
How I imagined Zaynie spent her Covid-19 lockdown

We all saw what Covid19 was doing to other countries; before it came to Nigeria. And as such, FG had to place a total lockdown on all activities. For teachers, this meant not seeing those beautiful faces they have nurtured and grown to love and Zaynie was no different.

As with most of us, the first week felt like a limbo. It came and went without anybody noticing much. Of course she took it upon herself to educate those around her about the dangers of Covid19. She's a teacher, who would blame her? Lolz. Her kids had to know everything about protecting themselves from Covid-19: wash your hands, use your face mask and hand sanitizer. At a point it became a mantra.

She's a DIY freak and a foodie. Spending hours on YouTube videos and devouring books like they are Suya. You can call her the "handy woman". Forced lockdown, free time, why don't I try food recipes she thought. That's how she started churning out different food recipes. She's a great mom, one could feel undiluted love for her children from her write up. She makes motherhood seem so easy.

The way she talks about her husband, please forgive me for being infatuated with the idea of marriage. Father's day gave her the perfect opportunity to celebrate Blow as she fondly calls him and oh man did she deliver. Even though those words weren't for me, I could feel my head increasing in size on his behalf. And oh she managed to send her three musketeers away so she can have enough QUALITY time with her Bobo. *winks

Ramadan Karem came and even with the uncertainty as regards salary payment and all that, she still made Akara and pap for those around her. Even though fasting was hard, she's a devoted Muslim and it had to be done. This shows how much of a considerate person she is.

She's all about the paper, enforced lockdown can't stop her shine. She started her own business before coronavirus wahala and it is moving to the permanent site. Have I made mention of her online classes? Well, business classes have been lit. If you need tips on how to set up your own business and manage them effectively, she's your plug.

I will end this with Salem as she always say!

How can I like this one million times biko.

Thank you.

zaynie:
I fear who no fear you
100% leleyiiiiii
Who you?

thank you ma. I aim to please

Nelsizzy:
Abi na Lh money on flick

Lol

11thGoldTREE:
How I think Gboliwe spent the covid19 lockdown.
As the world is gradually recovering from lockdown effects, we are starting to understand why people's online presence increased tremendously during that period. While some choose to share a piece of their private cake around the internet some chose not too. Regardless, I can tell you how Gboliwe spent her lockdown.

Gboliwe as an organized person lives a well timed life. When the lockdown happened, she started working from home and this provided enough time for her to focus on various digital currency market. She was already welcoming customers with the clause "knock and I will open".


She traded bitcoins and made a fortune more than enough to acquire a dashcam. It was capable of recording bribe seeking security operative using the lockdown to extort Nigerian citizens. But one of the days the lockdown was relaxed, she tried driving to her freight company only for her car's engine to stalls or go off in traffic when AC is on.

She felt disappointed and had to call Mukila to check the AC. God so good, Mukila got it right and told her how the compressor was too big for the engine. She had her doubts about Mukila's diagnostics and had to confirm online if Mukila was actually right. She knows she needed the AC after all, what's a car with an AC full option for Madam


Sometimes when she gets bored, she devotes her time to reading books by Steve Cavanagh, John Grisham, Dan Brown and other crime solving novels. This is more of the reasons why during the lockdown she was busting scammers she came across left and right.


When she isn't reading, her wireless neck band which she got as a gift is at optimal function. You can find her listening to Christian songs and most especially Nathaniel Bassey who she believes is a huge blessing to the church. Oh least I forget, she became a prayer warrior during the lockdown. As a patriotic citizen knowing fully well how people were suffering before t and comparing it to the lockdown, she prayed earnestly to father in heaven, just like Christ prayed at Gethsemane. The only difference was that she couldn't shed blood. I can't blame her, she already knows this country is set to kill us with different burdens if we are not saved by God.


Gboliwe worried about the increase of unemployed youth in the country during the lockdown tried to set up an interview for qualified candidates by posting job vacancy through her consulting firm. She is always willing to be of help and a dating lady.

At a point she wanted to help in contact tracing of a patient who contacted the Corona virus. She kept trying to know the name of the private hospital where the patient was held.

Gboliwe is a big fan of Big Brother NIGERIA. She has been following the Program well enough to know the sets that are serious cast and the set that are most unserious housemates. She has already prepared her own eviction notice for the cast Lilo and Eric.
She doesn't fancy thier relationships and entanglements because it bores her.
Gboliwe thinks the housmates will do better getting married outside the show and have their honeymoon maybe somewhere in Dubai. Notwithstanding, when it's time to vote for her favourite contestant, she chooses to register more simcards inorder to vote Neo and Kaisha and also other housemates that catch her fancy.


One thing I have noticed about the Moniker which I used to confuse for a man is that she is kind hearted and lives less private trails.

sampete:
How Gboliwe Spent Her Covid 19 Lockdown.

In the wake of the Covid 19 outbreak, subsequent spread and ensuing lockdown across the world, Gboliwe like many Nigerians have had no choice than stay at home to obey directives, which was no mean feat for her, as she hates being cooped up in one place. She is the ‘up and doing' kind of person. So being locked up took a new kind of adaptation.

In fact, when many Nigerians took to complaining about how difficult life has become, Gboliwe was busy entertaining herself. She became an avid watcher of the much talked about Big Brother Naija Tv show. She would sit in front of her tv and complained to whoever was listening how these sets of housemates were un serious. She felt dismayed that these sets of housemates weren't interested in the house games and tasks and instead focuses more on relationships and entanglements, which was becoming boring to her. And she seemed to have had it for Eric and Lilo. I am not surprised she likes Prince, one of the housemates. Seemed like he is her kind of man. In her words:

“He’s tall and cute too…” She even went on to pray for ladies not to lose an husband material in their ‘pursuit of surface beauty.’

Apart from watching Big Brother Naija, Gboliwe was also active maintaining her various social media accounts. She was seen commenting on various post on nairaland, most especially the big brother naija thread. She kept in contact with her family and friends, she called on phone and spoke to those she hasn't spoken to in a while.

Gboliwe loves good food, and she made sure she ate well during the covid 19 lockdown. She kept promising herself to go for workouts, but she never did. Like most people, Gboliwe tried to work from home to some success. As an health expert, she could been seen online trying to link people with the right Health Maintenance Organization. So it wasn’t just fun for her, she did work. In fact I almost bought some bitcoins from her.

All in all, Gboliwe bettered herself during the covid 19 lockdown. She had fun interspersed with bits of business.

Inukwa!!!!

Special dedication to Kanwuliaextra
The nurse working all through the covid trying to save the world.... purpose is everything and the PPE has been your friend. Facemask and that clown looking suit that's a life saver.

.....

Need a professional resume service/LinkedIn optimization??
Please contact EmployementHubCV on 08080756701
Why EHCV?!!
We write a visually appealing resume'
Personalize your resume to match the job requirements.
Focus on achievements, not just duties and responsibilities.
Quantify whenever possible.
Our resume length is appropriate for each level
Focus only on relevant information.
Hurry call or WhatsApp 08080756701 employmenthubCV
#resumewritingservice #jobs #recruitment #cvwriting #resume #HR

AududuNine11:
May the good lord perfect all that concerns you...in Jesus name

Amen. thank u

sisisioge:
Thank God for good health...welcome back.

Thanks Sisi.

1. SirBen90
2. choo
3. number5
4. DevilishGinger
5. Crazeworld
6. Quietly
7. nooker
8. ThewizPhonenix
9. AbayomiOs
10. UncleSamo
11. Sampete
12. Bluelemon
13. BeansandPlantain
14. Vietastitches
15. Riele
16. Emmanuelsea
17. Aflame100
18. 11thGoldtree
19. Tipsy01
20. Niengen
21. Nelsizzy

Thank you so much guys for participating. Y'all are winners. Please drop your account details on any random thread ( bank, account number, name or initials) on any random thread and mention me.

Thanks ma...
God bless you...

zaynie:
Grandma


Can I write essay too?
Your girl is broke ó, let me write epistle about Giddyperson. I know all she did during the lockdown

Zaynie
Dont be broke o. I'm sure Giddyperson is making her 4th Giddy baby now.

Please dont email me. It will take me forever to go through my Nld email inbox.

Find a dead thread, leave ur account details and mention me

ifyalways:
1. SirBen90
2. choo
3. number5
4. DevilishGinger
5. Crazeworld
6. Quietly
7. nooker
8. ThewizPhonenix
9. AbayomiOs
10. UncleSamo
11. Sampete
12. Bluelemon
13. BeansandPlantain
14. Vietastitches
15. Riele
16. Emmanuelsea
17. Aflame100
18. 11thGoldtree
19. Tipsy01
20. Niengen
21. Nelsizzy

Thank you so much guys for participating. Y'all are winners. Please drop your account details on any random thread ( bank, account number, name or initials) on any random thread and mention me.

Ope o
God bless you

Giddyperson:
Hohohoho, this should be fun. . Hello Glam ma

Hello Giddy. Are we on baby number 7 now ? I'm coming for omugwo.

bukatyne:


Nice one.

Thank u dear

UjuJoan2:
This will be fun!!!

Uju nwanne m

Gboliwe:
What on God's green earth is this gibberish?

Seuns love note to you

Seen the alert. Thanks and God bless

Shoutout to dominique. Thanks
Cc: Ifyalways

Wow, giving a shot paid off. Alert seen. Thanks madam ifyalways!

ifyalways:
1. SirBen90
2. choo
3. number5
4. DevilishGinger
5. Crazeworld
6. Quietly
7. nooker
8. ThewizPhonenix
9. AbayomiOs
10. UncleSamo
11. Sampete
12. Bluelemon
13. BeansandPlantain
14. Vietastitches
15. Riele
16. Emmanuelsea
17. Aflame100
18. 11thGoldtree
19. Tipsy01
20. Niengen
21. Nelsizzy

Thank you so much guys for participating. Y'all are winners. Please drop your account details on any random thread ( bank, account number, name or initials) on any random thread and mention me.

ifyalways:
Please dont email me. It will take me forever to go through my Nld email inbox.

Find a dead thread, leave ur account details and mention me

Seen the alert, God bless you ifyalways.

I'm also grateful to you Armyofone for liking my Essay therefore making me win this.

ifyalways:
1. SirBen90
2. choo
3. number5
4. DevilishGinger
5. Crazeworld
6. Quietly
7. nooker
8. ThewizPhonenix
9. AbayomiOs
10. UncleSamo
11. Sampete
12. Bluelemon
13. BeansandPlantain
14. Vietastitches
15. Riele
16. Emmanuelsea
17. Aflame100
18. 11thGoldtree
19. Tipsy01
20. Niengen
21. Nelsizzy

Thank you so much guys for participating. Y'all are winners. Please drop your account details on any random thread ( bank, account number, name or initials) on any random thread and mention me.

Thank God oh. God bless you ma'am.

zaynie:
How can I like this one million times biko.

Thank you.

You're too kind.

ifyalways:
1. SirBen90
2. choo
3. number5
4. DevilishGinger
5. Crazeworld
6. Quietly
7. nooker
8. ThewizPhonenix
9. AbayomiOs
10. UncleSamo
11. Sampete
12. Bluelemon
13. BeansandPlantain
14. Vietastitches
15. Riele
16. Emmanuelsea
17. Aflame100
18. 11thGoldtree
19. Tipsy01
20. Niengen
21. Nelsizzy

Thank you so much guys for participating. Y'all are winners. Please drop your account details on any random thread ( bank, account number, name or initials) on any random thread and mention me.

Thanks ma. God bless you. I have seen the Alert.

Thanks goes to Gboliwe. P.s what does 'Inukwa' mean?

Thank you Madam Ifyalways
.
Sisisioge

.