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virginprincess:
Lol, you very funny, i am not even thinking of marriage now.

Then run along

SweetCunt97:
Oh well, nairaland is filled with d Good, Bad and Ugly. Been with a handful of em and well, only about 3 get sense.

You meet your kind .. Senseless people meet their kind

virginprincess:
I am still a uni student, so my education first.

No wonder.. Na children full nairaland
Thanks for telling us, we won't engage children again

UyaiIncomparabl:
Get off your high horse.

What's your tribe?

sisi, why are you so obsessed with my tribesmen? oh, you don't wanna get stuck with your lazy arse brethren? LMAO

virginprincess:
I am not even from Asaba, i am from Agbor.

Igbo is diverse.. They're are dialects and subtle variations in culture which makes it unique.. I
Forget those who will always say their dialect is more closer to central igbo, no people who their language is central igbo.. U can count me on this

JIMMY1393:
I'm quite confused...doesn't it make more sense he uploaded his pic so that those who are interested can at least know what he looks like....mehn I don't get why people get triggered when someone uploads their picture

Jealousy.. Is that simple

FanOfMyself:
I'm from Imo State

You have beautiful ladies from Imo state naa

emmanuelewumi:
You have beautiful ladies from Imo state naa

He knows what he's looking for.. Those beautiful ladies are in different owerri hotels doing their thing.. So he knows his people better

SweetCunt97:
I don't owe anyone my flabby breast.

Ya

pansophist:
Ok, so I do receive pm time to time from ladies, and many actually do want a relationship, many of which lives abroad, and I will tell you this, if you are looking for a partner on nairaland, then you should follow this approach. Make sure your posts reflect an idea of someone that is ridiculously smart. Write with proper diction and eloquence, with a periodical inflexion of humour.

Also, do not come out as broke, but as being comfortable in your domain. your post should reflect a feeling of a high-status man behind the keyboard. Women are sensitive to social status than men and can read cues in your write up about your economical standing than men are capable of. It also helped if you have a profile pics, I know for sure that I got more pm about two years ago when I had a pic on my profile than now. So yeah, you gotta be fine (which obviously you are, but take a picture with good lighting and shadowy effects that highlight your symmetrical facial features.

Those that have been reading my posts here know that I've always been a proponent of the doctrine that it is women that choose men, not otherwise. A woman will put herself in a situation that would make you do the male job of asking her out, while she does the female job of responding. It doesn't mean you choose her, but she has chosen you, and her acceptance of your advances is a mere confirmation to this effect. But I honestly would not advise you look for women here and the same goes for women as well. You should meet people offline, where they have a non-delusional image of you, not due to your highlighted online persona.

FanOfMyself, this is a long narrative but you better sit down and digest everything he has said hook, line and sinker.

This is not a great place to look for a partner especially nowadays when Nairaland has a retinue of clueless young people. But what do I know? Love can be found in the strangest of places. Pictures could be deceptive but you seemed a gentleman and unassuming. I wish you good luck in your search.

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

Yes you can I saw someone here but we couldn't get along cause of my age
Am a year older than her but she said she want someone much more other
One thing is certain you can't be single for ever
You'll surely find someone

Pictures don't tell who someone really is. You have to meet the person face-to-face to figure him or her out.

Someone who I met yesterday was quite happy. If not because of her friend who insisted she meets me in person, that she almost ignored me after seeing my pictures. That I looked more handsome physically.

Now, the babe is all over me. But I will surely give her a tough time.

calabaman:
You are really cute...

You don't mean it.

RoseyJ:
sisi, why are you so obsessed with my tribesmen? oh, you don't wanna get stuck with your lazy arse brethren? LMAO

Where did you crawl out from? Lol.

The same lazy arse brethren you would not allow his DM rest. Nawa. Life is hard.

Chino4NAUTH:
You meet your kind .. Senseless people meet their kind

You just called me senseless huh? Lolzz, today's sabbath so I won't give anyone of u attention

UyaiIncomparabl:
Where did you crawl out from? Lol.

The same lazy arse brethren you would not allow his DM rest. Nawa. Life is hard.

You are such a disgrace to where you come from. Get your arse busy and stop looking for an Igbo guy to rescue you from poverty. alika like you

Kemimarch16, I would have recommended you because you obviously starving for the " D" given your motorpark tout attitude. But we both know you don't qualify. You score 0/11 .

RoseyJ:
You are such a disgrace to where you come from. Get your arse busy and stop looking for an Igbo guy to rescue you from poverty. alika like you

Yea. After you stop begging that lazy arse brethren daily for attention and a relationship, maybe I will consider it.

Until then, Igbo guys and me, na we geh here.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Yea. After you stop begging that lazy arse brethren daily for attention and a relationship, maybe I will consider it.

Until then, Igbo guys and me, na we geh here.

I pity you. Am not disappointed doh, gini ozo ka a na cho na siga ma obughi anwuru-oku? But dont worry, Ogbacha oso a gwuo mile

FreestyleG:
Ya

Well, any current gf of yours breast no fit firm like mine sha upon say I don reach 60 years old

BKsoul:
But your own qualities no reach the criteria wey you dey find nah..

Aunt, him demands dey legit na.

SweetCunt97:
Yen yen yen... Night newspaper.

mumu lady

SweetBrownBuns:
Aunt, him demands dey legit na.

I no talk say he no legit, i just dey ask whether himself get those kin qualities... why you dey follow me too much sef You dey find wife

BKsoul:
I no talk say he no legit, i just dey ask whether himself get those kin qualities... why you dey follow me too much sef You dey find wife

You didn't ask, you were making a statement of fact, albeit in your own opinion.

FanOfMyself:
You didn't ask, you were making a statement of fact, albeit in your own opinion.

ok sir... ema binu sir

Mehnn you guys turned ops thread to a bouting ground. I can't laugh abeg.

Guys, take it easy. Last Las everyone will be alright.

Op, good luck on your quest for a partner.

Chino4NAUTH:
Jealousy.. Is that simple

I swear

BKsoul:
I no talk say he no legit, i just dey ask whether himself get those kin qualities... why you dey follow me too much sef You dey find wife

Hahahahahahahahaha. I dey come back for you...
Make I laugh for ten years first.. I dey come...... Seriously laughing in Swahili

luvyaself95:
mumu lady

Mumu man

Evolutionlove:
Mumu see as you UGLY Reach. You even look like 40yrs+. If you should see my own pictures and I just clock 30yrs, You will be marveled. Ugly Mumu fool this Forum sha.....

No be everybody normal ahswear

Evolutionlove:
Mumu see as you UGLY Reach. You even look like 40yrs+. If you should see my own pictures and I just clock 30yrs, You will be marveled. Ugly Mumu fool this Forum sha.....

No be everybody normal ahswear

SweetCunt97:
Well, any current gf of yours breast no fit firm like mine sha upon say I don reach 60 years old

Keep giving yourself hopes, cos if you don't who will

SweetBrownBuns:
Hahahahahahahahaha. I dey come back for you...
Make I laugh for ten years first.. I dey come...... Seriously laughing in Swahili

abeg tell me oooh. make i tell you the qualities wey i want... and i love to be spoiled oooh...mba oooooo. i no want again, your temper fit boil yam.