FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

99% sure it'll end in tears

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

You look so much like a woman beater!

SweetCunt97:
Is that so?

Yep...very easy, baby.

If I handle you, you would scream in pleasure repeatedly and beg for more.

SweetCunt97:
Lolz, you are a kid. Pls shift. As if dem write the mileage for forehead... Bloody amateur

You're very stupid you this old cargo milf

luvyaself95:


You're very stupid you this old cargo milf

E pain am shaaaaa, ntooorrrr. Old wrinkled balled nigga. Broke Bitter Daddy.

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

But your own qualities no reach the criteria wey you dey find nah..

SweetCunt97:
I no blame u. U no get respect. If u know how painful it was pushing out ur big head from what u call a well, u go get respect.

Gerrahere with ya fake profile Pic

FreestyleG:
Gerrahere with ya fake profile Pic

I don't owe anyone my real picture.

mrblessed:
It takes almost nothing to learn/speak "general" Igbo language since it is part of you already. However, it is not compulsory for you to speak "general" Igbo language to be truly Igbo. Apart from language, which is often used as a tool of division, there are tens of thousand of similar cultural practices that clearly show your Igbo heritage and identity.

In any case, if you were to speak to me, I will almost certainly understand majority of your words; it is the same if I am the speaker. This is applicable if, for example, an Enugu or Abia person speaks his/her dialect of Igbo. So it is not a peculiar challenge to our people in western part of Igbo language. People who make erroneous classification based on dialectical differentiation in language, don't know that it is these differences that make Igbo language unique and exciting.

Thank you Sir.I have learnt something today.

FanOfMyself:
Hey all, so I have been on this crazy and interesting forum for a long time. I have seen many guys and very few ladies create topics on "Searching for a true relationship" on nairaland. Some of them have been trolled at and even insulted by both guys and ladies, who question the rationale behind coming to a faceless forum to seek for a serious relationship.
Truth is that, I have been indifferent to such posts. But here I am, about to follow their lead!

I will be 30 by December, and I am really starting to think about settling down for real. I'm not RICH, but I am doing fine for my self and will do better with time by the grace of God.
I know I am handsome, even though beauty is relative sha (smiles) but also very humble and down to earth.
I am a software developer, loves football like mad and God fearing.
I'm 6ft, I don't know my weight at the time of making this topic, but I am sure my BMI is perfect. Ebony chocolate in complexion, AA genotype.
I am a peace loving guy and I wouldn't compromise on that! I actually have my flaws too, but I am working on it.
So if you are a lady and you meet the following criteria, send me a PM

1. You are not a student
2. You don't have entitlement mentality
3. You have a job or something reasonable and
morally justifiable that fetches money for you.
4. If you didn't meet the criterion in #3 above, but
you have a responsible father/family that will
be responsible for your needs as a woman.
5. You are intelligent and not a boring person.
The life of a software engineer is already
lonely so I need someone to complement.
6. Though I'm not necessarily looking for
physical beauty, it's a plus
7. You don't have lotta drama up your sleeve
8. You are educated, I didn't say you must have a
degree.
9. You want to settle down
10. Your body count is at the barest minimum, if
not zero.
11. If you are aged between 24 and 34

That's all I can think of right now.
Please if you find any typos or syntax errors in my grammar, pardon me because I am more concerned about writing in the language that the computer understands than that which a human understands

Kuku take mud and mold her.

SweetCunt97:
Ladies with entitled mentality don't often know they have such.

On body count, how is one's past ur business? If they are loyal and good, body count shouldn't b a problem abi na matchstick u get?

LMAO!

Abeg let me follow you

virginprincess:
Thanks for this, i really appreciate.

The most important thing here is do you identify as Igbo? Irregardless of whatever anyone says, your identity makes you who you are. The issue of the 'igboness' of the people of Delta state is a very complicated one. While we have linguistic similarities with core Igbo groups, a vast majority of Deltans do not identify as Igbo people.

Somebody is about to buy a 'Non tested product'.

It will end in .......

**ehm**

**coughs**

**clears throat**

.

dingbang:
your blood dey hot. Calm down.. No go give am Belle o

Lolz. I thought I was the only one observing them...

The touch & do is heading for the other room.

ravensckar:
Somebody is about to buy a '[/s]Non tested product[s]

Women are not commodities please.

SweetCunt97:
E pain am shaaaaa, ntooorrrr. Old wrinkled balled nigga. Broke Bitter Daddy.

You think i take you fool serious be there and be talking nonsense evening newspaper

Finnese001:


We no dey disappoint when it comes to handsomeness

We dey always represent

For sure

Amethyst111:
Lolz. I thought I was the only one observing them...

The touch & do is heading for the other room.

I swear.

virginprincess:
And it really bad.

E don do naa. Haaaba!!! The attention seeking no be today ooh. Lol

luvyaself95:

You think i take you fool serious be there and be talking nonsense evening newspaper

Yen yen yen... Night newspaper.

LordKO:


The OP didn't say that he's looking for an entitled, wretched harlot who has irresponsible parents to marry, so spare him of all your guilt-tripping.

@FanOfMyself

Be wary of harlots, active or retired, because this forum has the largest congregation of harlots in Nigeria. Besides, STD, like HIV, doesn't show for face. Wear your sixth sense thinking cap and identify and choose for yourself a conscientious woman here or elsewhere because, in the end, it's mainly your ability to maintain your woman's core marital interest that will sustain the marriage and give both of you peace of mind.

I obviously didn't quote you. So, I wonder why you had to jump into my mention to get my attention, which of course I won't be dignifying. I know you seem pained from the last fracas we had, but then, I cannot be faulted. You asked for it, and I gave you in full dose.

Don't use derogatory words with me because you don't want us to go down that lane. You will get badly burnt. And this is obviously the last time I will be granting you a mention. Have a great day.

UyaiIncomparabl:


I obviously didn't quote you. So, I wonder why you had to jump into my mention to get my attention, which of course I won't be dignifying. I know you seem pained from the last fracas we had, but then, I cannot be faulted. You asked for it, and I gave you in full dose.

Don't use derogatory words with me because you don't want us to go down that lane. You will get badly burnt. And this is obviously the last time I will be granting you a mention. Have a great day.

Lol. Truth hurts. Besides, I don't remember having a fracas with you or any other inconsequential element; I mean, if I were to have a fracas with anyone, it wouldn't be with someone who's among the worst elements around. "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it" - George Bernard Shaw.

LordKO:


Lol. Truth hurts. Besides, I don't remember having a fracas with you or any other inconsequential element; I mean, if I were to have a fracas with anyone, it wouldn't be with someone who's among the worst of elements around. "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it" - George Bernard Shaw.

✌

Amethyst111:
Women are not commodities please.

You are really cute...

16September2020:
Send me a DM, if you don't mind..

why can't you be the one to send? Must you do shakara in everything?

Tonymegabush1:
Body counts body counts..... Are they counting their bodies

Hmmmm........ I used to think that body counts are number of kills in war. But now i think there's more meaning to it than that

virginprincess:
And who told you i am interested, like i said, i am not ready for marriage now.

u are interested

Not true brah...

johnkey:
There's a hoe for every simp, don't lose hope yours is coming. The decent girls are not yet born and the ones born have died, no decent girl in naija again. Body counts rising like the country's debt.

16September2020:
Send me a DM, if you don't mind..

Sorry sis.. He's looking for those with low to zero body count

virginprincess:
Oga you go wait tire, by the way which state are you from?

He's a Nigerian, that's all that matters.. If you're interested to know DM him.. But mind you he's looking for those with low to zero body count

SweetCunt97:
Ladies with entitled mentality don't often know they have such.

On body count, how is one's past ur business? If they are loyal and good, body count shouldn't b a problem abi na matchstick u get?

That one is your own criteria.. Op has told u what he wants if u no meet up run along.. Simple