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6 Abnormal Things Porn Videos Will Make You Think Is Normal (Most Guys Are Guilty Of No. 4)
Abnormal Things Porn Videos Will Make You Think Is Normal: Too many unrealistic things in porn videos but constantly watching them has affected people’s realities. Porn videos are more or less like action films with so many exaggerated scenes that you can’t try in real life.

Most people think they are experts in s3x just because they get their s3xual lessons through porn.

Don’t be deceived most of the things you see in porn are mere deliberate exaggerations and deceptions to make you cum while watching it.

Below Are 6 Abnormal Things Porn Videos Will Make You Think Is Normal
https://www.newslodge.com.ng/6-abnormal-things-porn-videos-will-make-you-think-is-normal-most-guys-are-guilty-of-no-4/

Lovethaa:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

Stupid and fake story.
Is this not your thread where u claimed to be married? https://www.nairaland.com/6321335/how-met-wife-love-real

Kriss216:
I'm tempted to call her foolish and ashawo, but, I'll let that slide, tomorrow is Christmas.

what's the difference? You have already call her foolish and ashawo.

WHEN YOU USE A BLACK SOAP IN THE NIGHT FOR 7 DAYS,I WILL RUN AWAY FROM YOU.
SAY THE TRUTH

iamloyalty:
Which good husband? person dey take una catch cruise. Check his previous thread he claimed to be married

Post the previous thread here or the link.
Claiming he was married does not have anything to do with this.
After all the wife he claimed he is married to may even be the one that brought this case out.
He may have even settled in his heart that he will settle with that lady thereby living like a married man.

Go through that guy's response to his girlfriend's previous post and u will see maturity in that response.
Some people would have come and and start telling us about all the bad things the lady has bn doing.
Trying to mess her up since she has come online to say those things about him.
He rather chose to explain the situation without attacking the lady.
Doesn't that look matured to u.

No check most of our celebrities that have marriage issues and read what each says about each partner and compare them wt this guy's method of handling his own issue.

BestAccessories:
Merry Christmas.

I could have easily finish you for not fully using your brain but today na Bro J birthday and I no wan abuse people on his birthday.

Like you said, let everybody respect each other. Which is why when a woman is arguing with you, you don't slap or beat her. You simply walk away. Yes, she expect you to beat her and come shout to the whole world that he beat me but why not disappoint her and make her regrets her actions.

I am not saying you should tolerate abuse, violent or allow any women beat you because you love or like her, My message is simple and clear, DON'T BE THE ABUSER. DON'T BE THE FIRST TO SLAP OR BEAT A WOMAN because she argue with you or disagree with you.

I hope my message is clear to you. If not, PLEASE READ IT SLOWLY to understand.

Thanks

I don't have strength to argue with you, if you as a woman refuse to respect and control yourself you will surely collect na my own be that.

Lovethaa:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

Oga u should have bother to reply the mumu. I told her already. She golfed big time.

All this small girls fuming big something

LegendAnselm:
i thought all nairlander ar as fool as i think until i found u......lovethea is doing it to get cheap girl here...100k to attract, smash phone to attract. rich parent to attract....me and u rugged die

you don't believe his story but you'll want him to believe your ghost story

UnBanEbenezer:
you don't believe his story but you'll want him to believe your ghost story

why at u following me around like my village people? madam fear god nah

Psoul:
Post the previous thread here or the link.
Claiming he was married does not have anything to do with this.
After all the wife he claimed he is married to may even be the one that brought this case out.
He may have even settled in his heart that he will settle with that lady thereby living like a married man.

Go through that guy's response to his girlfriend's previous post and u will see maturity in that response.
Some people would have come and and start telling us about all the bad things the lady has bn doing.
Trying to mess her up since she has come online to say those things about him.
He rather chose to explain the situation without attacking the lady.
Doesn't that look matured to u.

No check most of our celebrities that have marriage issues and read what each says about each partner and compare them wt this guy's method of handling his own issue.

I don't have time for non essential issues.

https://www.nairaland.com/6321335/how-met-wife-love-real.

This story made me remember that I started having my bath in the dead of the night during this COVID period ;Dand I also use black soap (home made) ;DIf you call me a ritualist, I will bring the black soap to your house or rather forcefully bath you with it in your dream Lesson learnt: do not conclude without properly finding out first.

Lovethaa:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

But seriously what are you apologizing for? Using black soap or having your bath at night?

BestAccessories:
You both (Valenciabaddie & Lovethaa) are immature and weak.

You both need to grow up and have sense.

When both of you started dating, you make it a private affairs now you have small issue the general public need to settle or advise you both. YOU NEED HELP.

Aunt Valenciabaddie, Your boyfriend is jobless and he his spending lavishly on you. If you have sense or use your brain very well, are you not supposed to ask question? Are you evening suppose to collect money from a jobless man. You collect mobile phone and cash as gift from him and you didn't question the source. YOU NEED HELP and need to go make something out of your life.

Brother Lovethaa, Chief SIMP, woman beater, bad temperamental somebody. You need to be ashamed of yourself "Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying" What kind of a wimp are you? if it was your sister a guy beat like that will you be happy or be praising him for beating your sister. Why will you even beat a woman you are dating, you are not even married yet and you are already a woman beater. What type of a man are you? Why are you so weak and clueless. Why will you loss your temperament and beat a woman you once claimed you loved. MEN, you need help and learn how to control your anger problem.

Instead of using the little you had to better your life, you are busy looking for a liability. How do a liability want to manage another liability without becoming a calamity. Even, as your ex-liability claimed, your parent are rich, if your parent are lazy like you will you be enjoying the benefits you have today. If they didn't build the legacy, will you be living happily today.

Oga please go make something of yourself and make your parent proud instead of been a burden to them.

Please also stop chasing or dating jobless immature women who can't afford a lifestyle but want to live it and seriously speaking, you need to work on your anger Man.

NEVER EVER BEAT A WOMAN. WHETHER YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR YOUR WIFE. DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. IT MAKES YOU A WEAK MAN.

Oga pray that temptation that's bigger than you never befalls you. I can't support beating a lady because I've never done so, and also pray such temptations never come my way. If you've never been attempted to be stabbed to death or even stabbed by a psycho lady, you won't understand better.

Selah!

Women una strong sha.
Women wathin I even do una self?

I remember many years back, na so one sweet sixteen make me vex to the point that I nearly get accident, in fact na God save me that day.

Well. Since the day I retire from women I have peace of mind.

IamSoProlific:
Oga pray that temptation that's bigger than you never befalls you. I can't support beating a lady because I've never done so, and also pray such temptations never come my way. If you've never been attempted to be stabbed to death or even stabbed by a psycho lady, you won't understand better.

Selah!

Like I said earlier, what I survived might kill some people.

I have been tempted and I survived by his grace not by my strength.

What I witnessed or survived could have been a different story today if I had beat the person.

I took some losses from the incidence but today I held my head and pride high in the sky and everyone around was proud. It was a terrible incidence, I could have been justified for beating her but I will have lost at the end just because I beat her.

What she did wouldn't have matter again, the story will be "Why did you beat her?" or "You shouldn't have beat her?" or "I am highly disappointed in you because you beat her" or some other narratives that will shift the story.

Let us use this OP story as a case study:

If he hadn't slapped her despite the abuse, the girl would have been exposed as a "GOLD DIGGER"

Yes, he bought the phone for her, he could have easily collect his phone back since the ex is claiming "he his fetish" and na fetish money bought the phone. The immature lady, collect money, gifts and phone from him despite the fact that he his jobless, when she was collecting the phone and money from him, "He wasn't fetish" and she totally forgot that he was jobless, in fact she didn't care to know how he got the money, as far he satisfy her needs and demands.

Now because of some misunderstanding, the guy is "Fetish" and "Jobless", don't you think the narrative would be totally different if he had not beat her or destroy the phone.

We will all be here calling the girl a "GOLD DIGGER" , because she is truly a "GOLD DIGGER".

Ds is a case of two youngies in love,wen una go enta room306 in the next few days una no go cum tell us o lol,op no mind the babe joor she still doesn't understand life and its spirituality not saying u b ritualist sha cos i have been there

Ds is a case of two youngies in love,wen una go enta room306 in the next few days una no go cum tell us o lol,op no mind the babe joor she still doesn't understand life and its spirituality not saying u b ritualist sha cos i have been there,just enjoy the cash at ur disposal bro

BestAccessories:
Like I said earlier, what I survived might kill some people.

I have been tempted and I survived by his grace not by my strength.

What I witnessed or survived could have been a different story today if I had beat the person.

I took some losses from the incidence but today I held my head and pride high in the sky and everyone around was proud. It was a terrible incidence, I could have been justified for beating her but I will have lost at the end just because I beat her.

What she did wouldn't have matter again, the story will be "Why did you beat her?" or "You shouldn't have beat her?" or "I am highly disappointed in you because you beat her" or some other narratives that will shift the story.

Let us use this OP story as a case study:

If he hadn't slapped her despite the abuse, the girl would have been exposed as a "GOLD DIGGER"

Yes, he bought the phone for her, he could have easily collect his phone back since the ex is claiming "he his fetish" and na fetish money bought the phone. The immature lady, collect money, gifts and phone from him despite the fact that he his jobless, when she was collecting the phone and money from him, "He wasn't fetish" and she totally forgot that he was jobless, in fact she didn't care to know how he got the money, as far he satisfy her needs and demands.

Now because of some misunderstanding, the guy is "Fetish" and "Jobless", don't you think the narrative would be totally different if he had not beat her or destroy the phone.

We will all be here calling the girl a "GOLD DIGGER" , because she is truly a "GOLD DIGGER".

Oh well, the OP's case doesn't really warrant beating, there are better ways to handle the girl and she would live the rest of her life in regret.

I'm sure what you survived didn't involve an intense violence with knife, matchet or sharp object in play. I've been there.

I still insist, may the temptation beyond us never befall us. Amen!

IamSoProlific:
Oh well, the OP's case doesn't really warrant beating, there are better ways to handle the girl and she would live the rest of her life in regret.

I'm sure what you survived didn't involve an intense violence with knife, matchet or sharp object in play. I've been there.

I still insist, may the temptation beyond us never befall us. Amen!

Well. what I survived was de-escalate before it get to that stage. I don't know where the calmness came from, but I was unusually calm that day.

If I wasn't extremely calm that day, I am sure it will have got to that stage and honestly speaking, someone will have die or seriously get injured that night.

NB: I just read your story about the girl from Asaba, if the case isn't yet closed, get in touch let us talk as men and share experience. Maybe, Just Maybe our conversation would led to some amicable resolution for you in the situation you found yourself. You are lucky unlike me, you are yet to do the marital rite.

BestAccessories:
Damn Nigga, you are right.

I don't date liabilities, I earn my own money legitimately, I don't depend on my father's work/wealth to live my life and I don't beat women, I guess that makes me good SIMP bruv.

YES..
CAPITAL YES

zmpp:
@Lovethaa, you are a liar.

The same you who claimed that you're married, you even explained how you fell in love with your wife in the following thread which made front page here: https://www.nairaland.com/6321335/how-met-wife-love-real#97208754

Stop these your fairy tales.

Two Of the accounts belongs to one person.

2 immature f@@ls nobody gives a f#k about you two.
When you both where f*cking and having good time no one knows.
Guys avoid this kind of being when it comes to secrets and relationship. Na this kind thing dey make person no progress.
Everything you do the whole world would know.

Lovethaa:
Earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/6326669/think-boyfriend-fetish

Dear Valenciabaddie

We met at House on the rock lekki which is a petecostal church and after we got closer I revealed to you that my parents are celestial and I do go to thier church once in a while to which you answered "No problem "..

You even offered to follow me to the church whenever they have special programs and im invited.

Everyone knows that white garment churches makes use of white candles which I have explained to you that it has nothing to do with being fetish

Now the issue of this black soap ,you know very well that my sister is a cosmetologist, and she has been the one you go to for your cream, soap e.t.c since you met me

I took a friend to her shop so she can help her with a job and before I left she suggested I take Allafia black soap with me (Google that )
Recommending it for great skin glow
She gave me the soap and urged me to use it every night before I sleep for the first 7 days for effective results.


Last week Friday u were around and I forgot about the soap totally , by the time I remembered it was too late at night but I still rushed to the bath to make use of it ...

Then the next morning around 4am you're telling me you have to go home 'mmediately?.. I asked you why the sudden change of mind when you already told me you will be spending the week but u never answered, I was forced to drive u back home so early in the morning and I kept asking u if there was anything and u said no problem..


And since then u hardly reply my text or return my calls,I didn't pay attention to it cos I thought u are going through something and you'l let me know when you're better .

Only for me to read your post on Nairaland 3 days after... saying I'm too spiritual and I'm using black soap to bath at a specific time.

The fact that you couldn't talk about this with me was what annoyed me ,so u need public opinion to dictate your private life ??
I came to your house almost immediately only to find that you've told your sister and friend everything that was suppose to be between me and you

So its now you know that a jobless person should not be sending 100k to a woman ,but when I sent it u did not question me the source or try to return the money ,instead u showered me with thanks .

If u ask for money and I couldn't give you'll start complaining You asked I gave still problem. ...
It's your life anyways but pls stop bringing my name/story up on your post or with your friends and family

Because it's obvious you don't understand who you claim to be dating.., at 25 you're still clueless about life ..

you gave your friends who are obviously jealous of your relationship an avenue to decieve you ...


Now strange people coming to my mentions to say I'm a ritualist ..wow !!..
Yes I smashed your phone because Its from my ritual money ..very annoying ..



Anyways

I apologise for Everything...

This will be the first / last time I talk about this again...
:.

No mind her.
Too many women like gossip and drama.
Is y I prefer to have male friends than female

You're even more foolish than the girl, if you don't like what they do in the church, what are you doing there again and again

Brandonx:
Don't be foolish there's a difference between going to your parents Church and actually practicing what they do there or you did not read the part where he said he goes to his parents Church when invited.

He should have told the girl I do worship in cele Church instead of telling her it's my parents Church.

The girl na mumu.

BestAccessories:
Well. what I survived was de-escalate before it get to that stage. I don't know where the calmness came from, but I was unusually calm that day.

If I wasn't extremely calm that day, I am sure it will have got to that stage and honestly speaking, someone will have die or seriously get injured that night.

NB: I just read your story about the girl from Asaba, if the case isn't yet closed, get in touch let us talk as men and share experience. Maybe, Just Maybe our conversation would led to some amicable resolution for you in the situation you found yourself. You are lucky unlike me, you are yet to do the marital rite.

Brother, thanks for reaching out ooo, the case is far from resolution. I'm just blank as I hope and pray for God's intervention and inspiration on a best of way to handle it.

iamloyalty:
Stupid and fake story.
Is this not your thread where u claimed to be married? https://www.nairaland.com/6321335/how-met-wife-love-real

The gist is that this story is FAKE. What does the author of this story have to say or even come out to defend the authenticity of this story?

IamSoProlific:
Brother, thanks for reaching out ooo, the case is far from resolution. I'm just blank as I hope and pray for God's intervention and inspiration on a best of way to handle it.

There is nothing without a solution. It might take time but there is definitely a solution.

Force or Violence wouldn't resolve the matter it will only complicate it.

Don't give up

If na me I go sound this babe eeeeeh

Like I said earlier, what I survived might kill some people.

I have been tempted and I survived by his grace not by my strength.

What I witnessed or survived could have been a different story today if I had beat the person.

I took some losses from the incidence but today I held my head and pride high in the sky and everyone around was proud. It was a terrible incidence, I could have been justified for beating her but I will have lost at the end just because I beat her.

What she did wouldn't have matter again, the story will be "Why did you beat her?" or "You shouldn't have beat her?" or "I am highly disappointed in you because you beat her" or some other narratives that will shift the story.

Let us use this OP story as a case study:

If he hadn't slapped her despite the abuse, the girl would have been exposed as a "GOLD DIGGER"

Yes, he bought the phone for her, he could have easily collect his phone back since the ex is claiming "he his fetish" and na fetish money bought the phone. The immature lady, collect money, gifts and phone from him despite the fact that he his jobless, when she was collecting the phone and money from him, "He wasn't fetish" and she totally forgot that he was jobless, in fact she didn't care to know how he got the money, as far he satisfy her needs and demands.

Now because of some misunderstanding, the guy is "Fetish" and "Jobless", don't you think the narrative would be totally different if he had not beat her or destroy the phone.

We will all be here calling the girl a "GOLD DIGGER" , because she is truly a "GOLD DIGGER".

True