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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Richimills(m): 12:50pm On Jan 06, 2021
Wait for the result.. after knowing the result..jokingly tell her,u were pulling her legs ni
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by merits(m): 12:55pm On Jan 06, 2021
hush15:
Ofcourse, we can do a test to show the kids are hers or not. Thats if she get sense to even wait patiently to do it. Not this if you bring a DNA test home, you are done for statements. it is not only stupid, it is damn irritating. If any woman is sure that her child belongs to her current husband or love, she wont argue anything. if it test then shows otherwise, she will submit herself for a DNA test to prove herself that if the child is not her husband's, then its not hers and not defending stupidity, dishonesty, false intergrity. If you are pregrant for another man apart from your husband, especially without his consent cos some do, come clean. Man wey go stay stay go stay and the one wey go leave go leave.

anything short of this is just evil
boyjo wetin make you included me for this kind thing na?I no even get money to treat common malaria talkless of DNA, infact you be bring me out no be small grin

Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by driand(m): 1:53pm On Jan 06, 2021
Rhesusmonkey:


Linus Mba Mohamed. You did the test this morning and your wife already returned home this evening by 2pm. Some niggas are too daft to be smart.
oil dey your head, nice one der...

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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by 234four: 2:39pm On Jan 06, 2021
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Kestolove:
fcmb md na d new name for sugar daddy
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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Fahdiga(m): 3:14pm On Jan 06, 2021
MOVIC6:
Brother you are very much right but how do we identify the true owner of the baby when time comes
If the test on the child is negative then the mother can submit herself for test to ascertain if the child belongs to her. all test na test

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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Fahdiga(m): 3:18pm On Jan 06, 2021
obembet:


Who are we going to blame for this case. Nurse or the mother
In this case the mother is not to be blamed. she can only be blamed if the test on the child turns out negative and she refuses to submit herself for test to ascertain whether the child belongs to her

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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by MOVIC6: 3:18pm On Jan 06, 2021
Wahala
Fahdiga:
If the test on the child is negative then the mother can submit herself for test to ascertain if the child belongs to her. all test na test
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Williams876: 3:35pm On Jan 06, 2021
You shouldn't have told her anything till d result is out.....
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by boyjo: 3:50pm On Jan 06, 2021
OGWILLS123:
boyjo i agree with Fahdiga "all test nah test" as for me i go dey stanby with my wife at the labour room to avoid stories that touch sad

Better person
Na only you never quote me with emotions.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by boyjo: 3:59pm On Jan 06, 2021
CalliDora1:
Boyjo..

That's a valid point you made there and I think it should also be considered.

That could also be a contributing factor to perternity fraud. I think this needs to be louded.

Like serious louding o.


A woman had 4 kids.
When her husband died he willed everything to everyone else except his children.
The man revealed through the lawyer that he had done DNA and the 4 kids were not his.

The woman had written in anonymously.
I was just a kid then. She was so confused because she said she had never cheated on him, and had no idea how the result were even possible, and as at that time she had no idea how to start all over.
And the man, was no longer alive to even speak to.

It wasn't until I read that nurse story that I realised what MAY have transpired.

So men should learn to do DNA for their wives too if the result shows the kids are are not his before acting rashly. Thw wife may JUST BE INNOCENT.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by boyjo: 4:01pm On Jan 06, 2021
meobizy:

We’re mentioning each other for inane reasons now?

This English wey you talk so i wish I really understand the sentence sha.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jan 06, 2021
boyjo:

Like serious louding o.


A woman had 4 kids.
When her husband died he willed everything to everyone else except his children.
The man revealed through the lawyer that he had done DNA and the 4 kids were not his.

The woman had written in anonymously.
I was just a kid then. She was so confused because she said she had never cheated on him, and had no idea how the result were even possible, and as at that time she had no idea how to start all over.
And the man, was no longer alive to even speak to.

It wasn't until I read that nurse story that I realised what MAY have transpired.

So men should learn to do DNA for their wives too if the result shows the kids are are not his before acting rashly. Thw wife may JUST BE INNOCENT.

True.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Sixfeetbelle: 4:08pm On Jan 06, 2021
boyjo:

Like serious louding o.


A woman had 4 kids.
When her husband died he willed everything to everyone else except his children.
The man revealed through the lawyer that he had done DNA and the 4 kids were not his.

The woman had written in anonymously.
I was just a kid then. She was so confused because she said she had never cheated on him, and had no idea how the result were even possible, and as at that time she had no idea how to start all over.
And the man, was no longer alive to even speak to.

It wasn't until I read that nurse story that I realised what MAY have transpired.

So men should learn to do DNA for their wives too if the result shows the kids are are not his before acting rashly. Thw wife may JUST BE INNOCENT.

This is the exact reason why this DNA test of a thing is worrying to me. Yes, it's true that it will help prove 99% paternity for some and hence help fish out liars and deceivers, but what about those that would be part of the unfortunate 1%? What about those that will encounter swapped babies or swapped test or medical irregularities?

We are talking about families here, not skin colour or hair texture. How many men will be patient/understanding enough to run the test also against the wife in the case of medical irregularities?

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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by CrazyMan(m): 4:34pm On Jan 06, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


This is the exact reason why this DNA test of a thing is worrying to me. Yes, it's true that it will help prove 99% paternity for some and hence help fish out liars and deceivers, but what about those that would be part of the unfortunate 1%? What about those that will encounter swapped babies or swapped test or medical irregularities?

We are talking about families here, not skin colour or hair texture. How many men will be patient/understanding enough to run the test also against the wife in the case of medical irregularities?
A swapped baby wouldn't have the same DNA as both parents cos none of them birthed him/her. In such cases the woman would be vindicated and the hospital where the child was born can be sued for negligence.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by boyjo: 4:36pm On Jan 06, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


This is the exact reason why this DNA test of a thing is worrying to me. Yes, it's true that it will help prove 99% paternity for some and hence help fish out liars and deceivers, but what about those that would be part of the unfortunate 1%? What about those that will encounter swapped babies or swapped test or medical irregularities?

We are talking about families here, not skin colour or hair texture. How many men will be patient/understanding enough to run the test also against the wife in the case of medical irregularities?
Na wetin make me like as CalliDora1 say the thing need louding.

That is why I no happy with this man wey start the thread.
Tell your wife about your intention but suggest the DNA be done for both of you.
No woman would be feel hurt by that.
Abi?

E need louding.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Sixfeetbelle: 4:47pm On Jan 06, 2021
CrazyMan:

A swapped baby wouldn't have the same DNA as both parents cos none of them birthed him/her. In such cases the woman would be vindicated and the hospital where the child was born can be sued for negligence.

But, as with Op's story, it is the man that would do DNA first nah. And if it's negative on him, will he wait to check the test against his wife before accusing her of infidelity?

It is where husband and wife agreed to do DNA test together that wife can be vindicated, not when the man does it behind his wife's back.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Sixfeetbelle: 4:50pm On Jan 06, 2021
boyjo:

Na wetin make me like as CalliDora1 say the thing need louding.

That is why I no happy with this man wey start the thread.
Tell your wife about your intention but suggest the DNA be done for both of you.
No woman would be feel hurt by that.
Abi?

E need louding.

Exactly. Both parents needs to be involved in the testing just in case. But as the Op did, I know most men won't involve the wife at all when they do the test.

Hopefully, swapped babies are in less privileged homes where none of the parents can afford the test.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by efficiencie(m): 5:04pm On Jan 06, 2021
With all due respect to you sir @kingeze88 you just won the title of the greatest fool of all time...
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Martinez39s(m): 5:05pm On Jan 06, 2021
boyjo:

Like serious louding o.

A woman had 4 kids.
When her husband died he willed everything to everyone else except his children.
The man revealed through the lawyer that he had done DNA and the 4 kids were not his.

The woman had written in anonymously.
I was just a kid then. She was so confused because she said she had never cheated on him, and had no idea how the result were even possible, and as at that time she had no idea how to start all over.
And the man, was no longer alive to even speak to.

It wasn't until I read that nurse story that I realised what MAY have transpired.

So men should learn to do DNA for their wives too if the result shows the kids are are not his before acting rashly. Thw wife may JUST BE INNOCENT.
Sixfeetbelle:


This is the exact reason why this DNA test of a thing is worrying to me. Yes, it's true that it will help prove 99% paternity for some and hence help fish out liars and deceivers, but what about those that would be part of the unfortunate 1%? What about those that will encounter swapped babies or swapped test or medical irregularities?

We are talking about families here, not skin colour or hair texture. How many men will be patient/understanding enough to run the test also against the wife in the case of medical irregularities?
SMH. Both of you are so full of crap, and you both know it.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by CrazyMan(m): 5:07pm On Jan 06, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:

But, as with Op's story, it is the man that would do DNA first nah. And if it's negative on him, will he wait to check the test against his wife before accusing her of infidelity?

It is where husband and wife agreed to do DNA test together that wife can be vindicated, not when the man does it behind his wife's back.
If she's certain that she didn't cheat on her husband, she can defend herself by requesting for a DNA test to be conducted on her as well, regardless of how angry the husband is he will have no choice than to wait for the outcome of his wife's test.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Onyxunlimited(f): 5:07pm On Jan 06, 2021
You shouldn't have told her about the test, at least give her some respect. Because FCMB case is trending does not mean that all women commit paternity fraud. You should have codedly done the test and stay silent even after seeing the result, that way, she wouldn't know about the test. Unless one or both of the kids are not yours, that's when you should speak up.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Martinez39s(m): 5:09pm On Jan 06, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


But, as with Op's story, it is the man that would do DNA first nah. And if it's negative on him, will he wait to check the test against his wife before accusing her of infidelity?

It is where husband and wife agreed to do DNA test together that wife can be vindicated, not when the man does it behind his wife's back.
You are really really full of crap.

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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Martinez39s(m): 5:11pm On Jan 06, 2021
YUSTECH3:
Islam is the best way I swear cox even If the results comes out that u are not the father of those kids islam has given u that u are the automatic father the kids since u married her legally...those ones just waste their semen...u are still the father....if u understand islam u won't disturb yourself with all this DNA wahala
Paternity fraud sympathizer.

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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Awonaiye201: 5:12pm On Jan 06, 2021
Nairaland suppose invert Lia Muah....... for this kind of Bleep story
kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.

When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.

When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.

My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by John4B: 5:48pm On Jan 06, 2021
this thing is going to break many homes
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Sixfeetbelle: 5:59pm On Jan 06, 2021
CrazyMan:

If she's certain that she didn't cheat on her husband, she can defend herself by requesting for a DNA test to be conducted on her as well, regardless of how angry the husband is he will have no choice than to wait for the outcome of his wife's test.

Sure, that makes sense. As long as the husband is 'understanding'
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Sixfeetbelle: 6:02pm On Jan 06, 2021
Martinez39s:
You are really really full of crap.

You sound pained. cheesy cheesy cheesy


As if you don't know medical science isn't an exact science. There's always room for an error.
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by DataRev: 6:15pm On Jan 06, 2021
Hard Work pays..




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Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Martinez39s(m): 6:53pm On Jan 06, 2021
Sixfeetbelle:


You sound pained. cheesy cheesy cheesy


As if you don't know medical science isn't an exact science. There's always room for an error.
shocked Olodo Rabataaaaaa!

Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by Sixfeetbelle: 6:57pm On Jan 06, 2021
Martinez39s:
shocked Olodo Rabataaaaaa!

You still sound pained sha cheesy

Don't worry. You'll be alright las las
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by PierreAbutu(m): 12:42am On Jan 07, 2021
kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.

When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.

When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.

My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?



Oga, man up

Tell jer safe journey.....and she should refund your dowry too

Woman no dey finish for market
Re: I Told My Wife That The Dna Result Of Our Kids Will Be Ready Tomorrow. See What by onefortunate(m): 1:42am On Jan 07, 2021
She will leave if it turns out the kids are yours, but if reverse is the case, she will stay abi?

Hian!

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