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What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrOjay1(m): 4:24pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
I've listened to so many brain depreciating lyrics from our Naija musicians. I'm not talking about the normal meaningless catchphrases like Zlatan's 'Kapaichumarichupako' or Davido's 'Shekpe', I mean lines that defy the law of reasoning and basic comprehension or just outright hilarious.These are my few picks from the lots arranged in no particular order: 'From the bed to the bedroom'-Iyanya ft DonJazzy-Gift 'Like the statue of liberty, nobody knows tomorrow' - Psquare-Testimony. 'From Lagos to London,she shake her bumbum' - D'banj-kukere remix 'Your g.f be like carpenter, every night she dey knack me." - Cashlord-king kong contest 'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo 'Dem say I dey ball too much like a testis' - Davido ft Naeto C-Back when Then,Davido's 'like dat' song is on another level and as such deserves a special mention.I really doubted my sanity after listening to it 'Deeper life is sister. Sister life is deeper Hossannah Sussanah Sutannah' You can add yours 56 Likes 4 Shares
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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Kriss216: 4:25pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
"20 Man shall fall that day if you cross my lane" - Wizkid "Put am for gear one" - Faze 103 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Goalnaldo(m): 4:29pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Is what you do with the banana, go determine if you go get house for banana Erima show yourself. Do what you do. You fit use keyanmata, you fit use juju. They don play me your tape for artillery You dey use hmm collect boys salary Olamide featuring omah lay---- INFINITY 158 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by illicit(m): 5:18pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Felas lyrics.... 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by FactBoyz: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
... You can only run run run walelele pass terry g make you run maddd ($tupid lyrics) 112 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by GeneralPula: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
That skally mental guy.. Meji loyannn okann loko Boobs nah 2, dick nah 1 .. 98 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Orire001: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Love is sweet o, when money enter love, love is sweeter - - Davido (Assurance) I still sell affordable laptops with free delivery and pay on delivery. Details on my signature. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Of all the things to write in a song, this is what Zlatan had to write; Oh Lord When I go knack this girl wey dey my mind... What the f 54 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by adonnii(f): 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
banana fall on you by davido, how can banana fall on someone because of love. 15 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Madibahisback: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Davido so crazy "" "" Yeah, she no be regular (regular, regular) Regular damager Yes, her body na massacre (yeah) Na she dey make me dey gbasaga Y-You got me feelin' blue, somethin' like Avatar (Avatar) You make me want to sign you, fire my manager"" ''' Davido holy ground "" She call me brother, I call her sister too Mama so fine, she got like six tattoos If she was a city, she be Timbuktu My holy ground, baby, I run to" 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by tribalistdcriti: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Don jazzy and iyanya gift from the bed to the bedroom 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by JOACHINpedro: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Small chidima comut for house She come back with belle Aunt begin they vex say who be the boy She say Na that boy for market Way they sell next to shop Aunt vex increase so you no see commissional pikin You no see Otedola pikin You no see Mike Adenuga son Or you no see Ninubrikes pikin Dangota self you no see And she saaaaay aunty na love Na love ooo And she saaaay aunty na love oooo Na love oooo 45 Likes
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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by fuckdemrepented: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
"When I look into your eyes, all I see is your waist" 227 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by DropsMic(m): 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Hmm.. They are all funny 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by crackhouse(m): 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Phyno |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
I too like woman x500 I no dey gboro REMA- WOMAN 127 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Farki: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Ginger your swagger, Swagger your ginger - Terry G. 53 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by LoveTalk(f): 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Napji killing this one (Baddest) E be like you don dey talk too much Small talk, you don dey talk who talk Fem (Baddest) Oboy, you don dey do too much Small talk, you don dey look who talk Fem (And di baddest) Person wey dey find the pity Omo no dey give me itty bitty Just call me, you wan know 30BG You go know 30BG, when you see 30BG You wey dey find the pity Tell odogwu say we like to party Just call me, you wan know 30BG You go know 30BG when you see 30BG Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Make una tell am to call me Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Why dem come dey para, para, para? Para for me Why everybody come dey para, para, para? Para for me Why dem come dey para, para, para? Para for me Nawa 30BG, we go para, para, para Dem go para for you Before the, before the matter get serious Before the, whole matter gets dangerous You need to make sure you don't say too much 'Cause if you say too much, I fit to run up on you You see seh I get fans wey dey para gan You see seh my own G pass G-Wagon My nigga, I set trends, no Twitter star I get men, I no dey gather boys I dey live my life, man dey turn am to shoot on sight When me say na me dey give them life Dem go tell me who dey give them mind, give them mind Live my life, man dey turn am to shoot on sight When me say na me dey give them life Them go tell me who dey give them mind, give them mind Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Make una tell am to call me Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Why dem come dey para, para, para? Para for me Why everybody come dey para, para, para? Para for me Para, para, para Para for me 47 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Chukwutobi: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
No one remembers Dagrin again . Funniest singer ever lived! 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by lenghtinny(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
One Hennessey twenty men geng - Mayorkun That guy can easily pass for a comedian with his catchy flows and hooks 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by janedonez(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
My ear 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by kenzysmith: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Me I never dey worry now Baba God they bring this money na Anita done bring konji for me by davido whizkid own am jonzing every day every night am jonzing. this are the two dumb artiste fans go dey argue on top their heads. Take banana till you go yo the Prince 20 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by onoms4luv(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Funny lyrics Soko soko soko soko baby oo abeg all Nigerian music artists dey always ditch out dog shit. dropmic 39 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
"...take banana you go yo..." 31 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Bobbyfreshh(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Na make me pompous oo, ouhh-yeaah! Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wizkid ghetto love 91 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by inoki247: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
I just wan lo lo I just wan lo lo Omah Lay... 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Aguilar(m): 7:24pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
baby palanga I'll show you love that you never see - tekno duro. what's the meaning of palanga? 38 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by adedehinbo(m): 7:24pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Am The goat! Mheh!!! Baba e na goat 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by obayendo1010(m): 7:24pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
Hold me down like a short skirt By Nigeria musician ....Eazi ft tecno 15 Likes 1 Share |
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