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What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrOjay1(m): 4:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
I've listened to so many brain depreciating lyrics from our Naija musicians. I'm not talking about the normal meaningless catchphrases like Zlatan's 'Kapaichumarichupako' or Davido's 'Shekpe', I mean lines that defy the law of reasoning and basic comprehension or just outright hilarious.These are my few picks from the lots arranged in no particular order:

'From the bed to the bedroom'-Iyanya ft DonJazzy-Gift

'Like the statue of liberty, nobody knows tomorrow' - Psquare-Testimony.

'From Lagos to London,she shake her bumbum' - D'banj-kukere remix

'Your g.f be like carpenter, every night she dey knack me." - Cashlord-king kong contest

'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo

'Dem say I dey ball too much like a testis' - Davido ft Naeto C-Back when

Then,Davido's 'like dat' song is on another level and as such deserves a special mention.I really doubted my sanity after listening to it

'Deeper life is sister.
Sister life is deeper
Hossannah Sussanah Sutannah'

You can add yours

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Kriss216: 4:25pm On Jan 15, 2021
"20 Man shall fall that day if you cross my lane" - Wizkid


"Put am for gear one" -
Faze

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by TheStakeHolder(m): 4:25pm On Jan 15, 2021
Iyanya - From the Bed to the
Bedroom ( Gift ft Donjazzy).His bed
might be in his Bathroom tho

2) Kcee - I be Monkey,You be
Banana, i will give u ( meaning the
banana) ,anything that u wanna. i
need not further explain this

3) PSquare - Like the Statue of
Liberty,Nobody knows Tomorrow.
( Testimony)..I still dont get ??

4) Dbanj- From lagos to london
,she shake her bombom( Kukere
Remix)
Money is important.Stew is Pepper
( Blame it on the money)

5) Dprince- Now you don Shit for
Church, u dey look for person wey
go come clean your yansh ( OYO).
why .oh Why God ??

6) Davido - Check my phone E be
Bb 10 he be bb ( Omo mummy)
Con chop moringa,dance like a
baller in na( Tchelete).. Davido has
many more this two are sad

7) Tekno - Your Beauty make me
Realise,Shey Nepa no bring light
( Duro).. Tekno ??

ice Prince- If you no soji av no
fear,i spend money on d things i
wear ( I swear ft French Montana)
We don day squeese breasts, na we
dey carry pass ( I swear)

9)Skales - Am hot,My head has
Burn ( Wonder ft Reekado banks)

10) Olamide- She wan run from
me,i will bite your ass,i will bite u
( Da yan mo)

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Goalnaldo(m): 4:29pm On Jan 15, 2021
Is what you do with the banana, go determine if you go get house for banana
Erima show yourself. Do what you do.
You fit use keyanmata, you fit use juju.
They don play me your tape for artillery
You dey use hmm collect boys salary


Olamide featuring omah lay---- INFINITY

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by illicit(m): 5:18pm On Jan 15, 2021
Felas lyrics....

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by FactBoyz: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021
... You can only run run run walelele pass terry g make you run maddd ($tupid lyrics)

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by GeneralPula: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021
That skally mental guy..

Meji loyannn okann loko

Boobs nah 2, dick nah 1 ..

grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Orire001: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021
Love is sweet o, when money enter love, love is sweeter - - Davido (Assurance)









I still sell affordable laptops with free delivery and pay on delivery.

Details on my signature.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021
Of all the things to write in a song, this is what Zlatan had to write;

Oh Lord
When I go knack this girl wey dey my mind...

What the f shocked shocked

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by adonnii(f): 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021
banana fall on you by davido, how can banana fall on someone because of love.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Madibahisback: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021
Davido so crazy

"" "" Yeah, she no be regular (regular, regular)
Regular damager
Yes, her body na massacre (yeah)
Na she dey make me dey gbasaga
Y-You got me feelin' blue, somethin' like Avatar (Avatar)
You make me want to sign you, fire my manager"" '''

Davido holy ground

"" She call me brother, I call her sister too
Mama so fine, she got like six tattoos
If she was a city, she be Timbuktu
My holy ground, baby, I run to"

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by tribalistdcriti: 7:21pm On Jan 15, 2021
Don jazzy and iyanya gift from the bed to the bedroom

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by JOACHINpedro: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
grin
Small chidima comut for house
She come back with belle
Aunt begin they vex say who be the boy
She say Na that boy for market
Way they sell next to shop
Aunt vex increase so you no see commissional pikin
You no see Otedola pikin
You no see Mike Adenuga son
Or you no see Ninubrikes pikin
Dangota self you no see
And she saaaaay aunty na love
Na love ooo
And she saaaay aunty na love oooo
Na love oooo

grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by fuckdemrepented: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
"When I look into your eyes, all I see is your waist"

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by DropsMic(m): 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
Hmm.. They are all funny

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by crackhouse(m): 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
Phyno
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
I too like woman x500 grin

I no dey gboro


REMA- WOMAN

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Farki: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
Ginger your swagger, Swagger your ginger - Terry G.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by LoveTalk(f): 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
Napji killing this one
(Baddest)

E be like you don dey talk too much
Small talk, you don dey talk who talk
Fem
(Baddest)
Oboy, you don dey do too much
Small talk, you don dey look who talk
Fem
(And di baddest)

Person wey dey find the pity
Omo no dey give me itty bitty
Just call me, you wan know 30BG
You go know 30BG, when you see 30BG
You wey dey find the pity
Tell odogwu say we like to party
Just call me, you wan know 30BG
You go know 30BG when you see 30BG

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Make una tell am to call me
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Why dem come dey para, para, para?
Para for me
Why everybody come dey para, para, para?
Para for me
Why dem come dey para, para, para?
Para for me
Nawa 30BG, we go para, para, para
Dem go para for you

Before the, before the matter get serious
Before the, whole matter gets dangerous
You need to make sure you don't say too much
'Cause if you say too much, I fit to run up on you
You see seh I get fans wey dey para gan
You see seh my own G pass G-Wagon
My nigga, I set trends, no Twitter star
I get men, I no dey gather boys

I dey live my life, man dey turn am to shoot on sight
When me say na me dey give them life
Dem go tell me who dey give them mind, give them mind
Live my life, man dey turn am to shoot on sight
When me say na me dey give them life
Them go tell me who dey give them mind, give them mind

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Make una tell am to call me
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh

Why dem come dey para, para, para?
Para for me
Why everybody come dey para, para, para?
Para for me
Para, para, para
Para for me

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Chukwutobi: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
No one remembers Dagrin again embarassed.

Funniest singer ever lived!

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by lenghtinny(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
One Hennessey twenty men geng - Mayorkun

That guy can easily pass for a comedian with his catchy flows and hooks

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by janedonez(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
My ear

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by kenzysmith: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
Me I never dey worry now Baba God they bring this money na Anita done bring konji for me by davido undecided whizkid own am jonzing every day every night am jonzing. this are the two dumb artiste fans go dey argue on top their heads. Take banana till you go yo the Prince

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by onoms4luv(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
Funny lyrics


Soko soko soko soko baby oo

abeg all Nigerian music artists dey always ditch out dog shit.


dropmic

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nijagogetsense: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
"...take banana you go yo..."

grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Bobbyfreshh(m): 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
Na make me pompous oo, ouhh-yeaah!

Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor
Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor
Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor
Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor


Wizkid ghetto love cry cry cry

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by inoki247: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2021
I just wan lo lo

I just wan lo lo

Omah Lay...

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Aguilar(m): 7:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
baby palanga I'll show you love that you never see - tekno duro. what's the meaning of palanga?

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by adedehinbo(m): 7:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
Am The goat! Mheh!!!








Baba e na goat

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by obayendo1010(m): 7:24pm On Jan 15, 2021
Hold me down like a short skirt
By Nigeria musician ....Eazi ft tecno

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