fuckdemrepented:
"When I look into your eyes, all I see is your waist"

adonnii:
that banana fall on you.. from davido whoa kinda lyrics is that.. my precious banana that i use to eat with groundnuts

DoriZicon:



Naira marley, each time I hear his lyrics I can't help but wonder.

Tufunky:

I'm telling you. They think the lyrics above are funny. Erigga is the sh*t when it comes to funny lyrics.

tribalistdcriti:
Don jazzy and iyanya gift from the bed to the bedroom

Heavensent01:



dettol o jawo, ose dudu ti takeover



mo le tá kidney Mi ki fi owo ra jeep fun e

MrOjay1:
I've listened to so many brain depreciating lyrics from our Naija musicians. I'm not talking about the normal meaningless catchphrases like Zlatan's 'Kapaichumarichupako' or Davido's 'Shekpe', I mean lines that defy the law of reasoning and basic comprehension or just outright hilarious.These are my few picks from the lots arranged in no particular order:

'From the bed to the bedroom'-Iyanya ft DonJazzy-Gift

I thought it was from my bar to my bedroom

'Like the statue of liberty, nobody knows tomorrow' - Psquare-Testimony.

'From Lagos to London,she shake her bumbum' - D'banj-kukere remix

'Your g.f be like carpenter, every night she dey knack me." - Cashlord-king kong contest

'Prick e no get shoulder,if e put him head the rest go enter' - Brymo

'Dem say I dey ball too much like a testis' - Davido ft Naeto C-Back when

Then,Davido's 'like dat' song is on another level and as such deserves a special mention.I really doubted my sanity after listening to it

'Deeper life is sister.
Sister life is deeper
Hossannah Sussanah Sutannah'

You can add yours

Bobbyfreshh:
Na make me pompous oo, ouhh-yeaah!
Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor Wa n'bi, je ka Kolobi-kor o-kor-kor .. Kolobi-kor-kor

Wizkid ghetto love

phelonrays:

Lol

But have heard Nsa Isoñ ?

phelonrays:


Lol


But have heard Nsa Isoñ ?

Liposure:
tile tile

Noah94:
My love, my belle-ful My love is, bank alert My love is, Fura de Nunu My love is, karate combo My love is coming from Congo........ Ahhh!!! Tekno no go kill person o

SyIvalord:
Are you Burna boy? Or did you write the lyrics for him?

Time flies like a thief in the night makes absolutely no sense.

Kriss216:
"20 Man shall fall that day if you cross my lane" - Wizkid


"Put am for gear one" -
Faze

Goalnaldo:
Is what you do with the banana, go determine if you go get house for banana
Erima show yourself. Do what you do.
You fit use keyanmata, you fit use juju.
They don play me your tape for artillery
You dey use hmm collect boys salary

Olamide featuring omah lay---- INFINITY