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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by bongap1: 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2021
if u like karate, I will show u mathematics:::: tecno Monica lobolobo.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by ClintonNzedimma(m): 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2021
What are you guys saying,
E be like say una never hear Erigga rap before

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Sunisonflex39(m): 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2021
jaytii:
Hey, one of them
You one of them, yeah (hey)
One of them
Ooh, she's one of them
None of them (ooh)
All of them, yeah
All of them (life is good)
Birthday cake, girl (al of them)
Everything
And she's everywhere
Yeah, and she's everywhere
But me I'm everywhere too (hey)
She's one of them
Yeah, she's one of them
I just want the birthday cake, girl



Oh my, my, my Nina
Me I no like no drama
I'ma bring it back like karma
'Cause you'll be my Sheba, I'll be Mufasa
Make your body shake, faster
Ah go make sure them go pay, faster
I'm a rich kid, but I be gangsta



Davido Birthday Cake

This lyrics na nonsense

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by CALCULUS16: 7:39pm On Jan 15, 2021
Small doctor- won ti gba penalty lo throw in cheesy

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jan 15, 2021
Yeah, your backside bigger than a continent- Davido on Popcaan's track, My Story

Who has heard that song?

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Exmilitant(m): 7:40pm On Jan 15, 2021
My nyash dey jealous my mouth because e dey too drop sh*t- Erriga

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by OlujobaSamuel: 7:40pm On Jan 15, 2021
My name is Ikechukwu
Chop banana or something too
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by badmrkt(m): 7:41pm On Jan 15, 2021
Hmmm...wack stuff. Same shit different styles.
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jan 15, 2021
Shoni C...C...






BILL AM grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by EQRELOADED1: 7:42pm On Jan 15, 2021
Baby this your nyash na shito- Reekado Banks.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Bighenzzy(m): 7:42pm On Jan 15, 2021
Joro joro joro joro ja joro joro joro x100

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by KayCee92(m): 7:42pm On Jan 15, 2021
"When I look into your eyes.... All I see is your waiste"

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by donbrowser(m): 7:43pm On Jan 15, 2021
Nairamarley: Eyan ti won s'ogun aiku fun, t'oba ku gan bawo lo se fe gba refund?

Olamide: Beyonce ti lo si show ni irun Robinhood fi ta koko.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by lagusboyyy(m): 7:44pm On Jan 15, 2021
All tecno's lyrics.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Omezif(m): 7:45pm On Jan 15, 2021
Take them as funny but the singers mean what they sang.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Chukwuemeka007(m): 7:46pm On Jan 15, 2021
Nigga Raw (on Phyno's Multiply) - back tyre no suppose pass front tyre, if you doubt me go read the book of Isaiah.

Baba wan just rhyme...

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jan 15, 2021
How did we forget Terry G?

Dude was a legend in this thing that we are currently discussing back in those days.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Eryyy92: 7:47pm On Jan 15, 2021
fuckdemrepented:
"When I look into your eyes, all I see is your waist"
This is the grand master of all stupid lyrics

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by dazzlingd(m): 7:47pm On Jan 15, 2021
Egbami awon omo naija fe fi idi pami
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Exonerate1(m): 7:48pm On Jan 15, 2021
Wizkid: No stress

"Make you suck, Make I fvck"

Like wtf is thisgrin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Odinaka00(m): 7:50pm On Jan 15, 2021
Chukwuemeka007:
Nigga Raw (on Phyno's Multiply) - back tyre no suppose pass front tyre, if you doubt me go read the book os Isaiah.

Baba wan just rhyme...

Na why him nor last, too dey rhyme like small pikin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Eryyy92: 7:51pm On Jan 15, 2021
NewSoul:
MI

Yesir and they say I'm the bestsir, I'm on top of the listsir, rappers blowing the rest I'm the first sir.

Rappers are vexsir chasing me the vexpie, some na kekenapep-sir I'm a chetsir, I'm a flirtsir. Flying day and restsir, helicopter flowing tireless-sir. These rappers are kids sir, no connection- wireless-sir

We are the champion, we are hitmen. Everytime, everytime making hit mehn, we are chairmen, we are big men, so I'll just better call you a kid men...

Mi na fool that year I swear...Many of he rubbish lyrics still dey my head

Baba laugh don kill me hear
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jan 15, 2021
i heard this lyrics...If u be my Mtn,i will be your Glo.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by SpiritFree: 7:52pm On Jan 15, 2021
Gather round fellas.. C'mon! Ya'll forgot this!

Wizkid- in my bed

I want your body sleeping in my bed e
I want your body sleeping in my bed e
You got me going crazy
Balogun eleniyan
Wizzy eleniyan
Ogunmola eleniyan
Agbaje eleniyan
Fashola eleniyan
Tinubu eleniyan
Otedola eleniyan
Ah Wizzy eleniyan

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by TSBO: 7:52pm On Jan 15, 2021
AppleEVOLUTION:
ARTIST : DAVIDO

SONG : DOLCE AND GABANA

LYRICS :"When I Look Into Your Eyes All I See Is Your Waist."

Why E No Just Look The Waist Direct Na.

grin The lyrics are actually on point. When she looks into his eyes, all she sees are designers, Gucci, Dolce and Gabbana.. But when he looks into hers, it's the waist..

Just talking about what the real attraction is. Loll

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Angelacruz: 7:52pm On Jan 15, 2021
Ikpa udoh...his music are all wack
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrNipplesLover(m): 7:54pm On Jan 15, 2021
Goalnaldo:
Is what you do with the banana, go determine if you go get house for banana
Erima show yourself. Do what you do.
You fit use keyanmata, you fit use juju.
They don play me your tape for artillery
You dey use hmm collect boys salary


Olamide featuring omah lay---- INFINITY


That line funny sha... cheesy


I hail u, gee.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by bluefilm: 7:54pm On Jan 15, 2021
Panti no n'iro

Onye nwe panti no n'iro?

By Flavour N'abania.

Very mad lyrics.

Funnily enough, for me, that was his best lyrics with equally scintillating matching beats!

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by helinues: 7:55pm On Jan 15, 2021
Para para by David.

Like Wtf...

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Akanimoh113(m): 7:55pm On Jan 15, 2021
Bedroom voice, Be like say you dey for the Choir --- INFINITY

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