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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Goalnaldo(m): 7:56pm On Jan 15, 2021
MrNipplesLover:



For the bold.
I think what he meant by that is: what u do with the banana, go determine if u go get house for banana ISLAND.

Message is that; as a babe, na how u play with the dick go fetch u huge money to be able to live in a better place (banana island). Banana [island] is just there to give a picture of a better place to live.

Another angle: if you play/ride a richman well (fvckkk him well), he fit buy/rent u a sophisticated apartment for a highbrow location - banana (island).

He only made that line rhyme that's why he didn't end it island.

That's not a bad line to me, though.

Can't explain more than this, I don tire, abeg.


I hail u, gee.
Bros I know he meant banana island. I just find the lyrics of the song funny especially where he said you dey use hmm collect boys salary cheesy grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Benwallt(m): 7:58pm On Jan 15, 2021
My doctor say my cure dey ontop your body o
All d wrong wey I do you girl am sorry o
Give me love wey beta pass money o


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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrNipplesLover(m): 7:58pm On Jan 15, 2021
Exmilitant:
My nyash dey jealous my mouth because e dey too drop sh*t- Erriga


But be like say it sounds funny sha. grin
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by SyIvalord: 7:58pm On Jan 15, 2021
Time flies like a thief in the night—- Burna boy time flies




How da fûck does a thief in the night fly?

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Branzy(m): 7:59pm On Jan 15, 2021
Erigga (problem no dy finish) - to be man for this country hard why you think say bobo discharge.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Pimine: 8:00pm On Jan 15, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
grin
Small chidima comut for house
She come back with belle
Aunt begin they vex say who be the boy
She say Na that boy for market
Way they sell next to shop
Aunt vex increase so you no see commissional pikin
You no see Otedola pikin
You no see Mike Adenuga son
Or you no see Ninubrikes pikin
Dangota self you no see
And she saaaaay aunty na love
Na love ooo
And she saaaay aunty na love oooo
Na love oooo

grin
Aswearugaaad

Bruh you sabi. That's one of my favourite songs.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by MrNipplesLover(m): 8:00pm On Jan 15, 2021
Goalnaldo:
Bros I know he meant banana island. I just find the lyrics of the song funny especially where he said you dey use hmm collect boys salary cheesy grin


Olamide na madman. grin

All my salary don go inside hmm, for artillery. embarassed




Stay blessed, bro. cheesy

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by percyshelu(m): 8:01pm On Jan 15, 2021
I'm the shit, forget wati your pikin poopoo(Hold up)- Erigga
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Donspicey: 8:02pm On Jan 15, 2021
MIRACOOD1:
I too like woman x500 grin

I no dey gboro


REMA- WOMAN


500x?


Sister his own never reach him Boss the prince wey repeat Take banana till you go yooo 1000×....

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Zenor23: 8:03pm On Jan 15, 2021
"As a real Lagos Island boy,I no dey trust anything.Mo le fi condom gan masturbate'-Jhybo in Iya Yin
" When you get golden teeth,everything go dey funny"-Jhybo in Jibola Jasper

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Tufunky: 8:04pm On Jan 15, 2021
ClintonNzedimma:
What are you guys saying,
E be like say una never hear Erigga rap before
I'm telling you. They think the lyrics above are funny. Erigga is the sh*t when it comes to funny lyrics.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Goalnaldo(m): 8:04pm On Jan 15, 2021
Majikmoment:
She no like groundnut but she go chop am if you give her cucumber- omah lay in Infinity with olamide
Waka from trans Amadi till her leg begin shake awilo lo komba
Baby make I give you solid. Make I even mix am with Ali and awokpa
! tongue

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jan 15, 2021
adonnii:
that banana fall on you.. from davido whoa kinda lyrics is that.. my precious banana that i use to eat with groundnuts
grin grin
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Prince4945(m): 8:06pm On Jan 15, 2021
Shake that yansh like say you be Wyclef.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by percyshelu(m): 8:06pm On Jan 15, 2021
If your girl no put my picture under her pillow,na em mean say she crest my name for her Love Machine - Erigga




Village were be say the only barber na lion, make all the goats ready carry afro - Erigga

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Heavensent01(m): 8:07pm On Jan 15, 2021
cheesy


Awon Obirin ti lo makeover
Awon okurin ti lo Changeover
mo ni ki won fi ona won mi, ke mi na le takeover
won ni dettol o jawo mo, pe ose dudu ti takeover



mo le tá kidney Mi ki fi owo ra jeep fun e



mo ti ma so fun e so many times, more than eighty times, pe Odun bi tasty times, to ba ya mo shi ma lo polowo beauty ninu daily times



won ni Mi o gbo oyinbo, mo fe bere lowo won, shey oyinbo na gbo Yoruba? Mi nse Omo newyork, Omo eko no mi



mo like booty yen gan mehn mo fe fi shey office
to ba ro íro mefa, mo si ma notice,



ko need ka Jo negotiate, ki to wole penetrate but oyè ti ma sán, mo mopé o ma appreciate




mo ni dream lati fi ajah se resident, mo ni dream lati di Nigeria President

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Oblongata: 8:09pm On Jan 15, 2021
FactBoyz:
... You can only run run run walelele pass terry g Unless you run maddd ($tupid lyrics)
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by WriterX(m): 8:10pm On Jan 15, 2021
TheStakeHolder:
Iyanya - From the Bed to the
Bedroom ( Gift ft Donjazzy).His bed
might be in his Bathroom tho

2) Kcee - I be Monkey,You be
Banana, i will give u ( meaning the
banana) ,anything that u wanna. i
need not further explain this

3) PSquare - Like the Statue of
Liberty,Nobody knows Tomorrow.
( Testimony)..I still dont get ??

4) Dbanj- From lagos to london
,she shake her bombom( Kukere
Remix)
Money is important.Stew is Pepper
( Blame it on the money)

5) Dprince- Now you don Shit for
Church, u dey look for person wey
go come clean your yansh ( OYO).
why .oh Why God ??

6) Davido - Check my phone E be
Bb 10 he be bb ( Omo mummy)
Con chop moringa,dance like a
baller in na( Tchelete).. Davido has
many more this two are sad

7) Tekno - Your Beauty make me
Realise,Shey Nepa no bring light
( Duro).. Tekno ??

ice Prince- If you no soji av no
fear,i spend money on d things i
wear ( I swear ft French Montana)
We don day squeese breasts, na we
dey carry pass ( I swear)

9)Skales - Am hot,My head has
Burn ( Wonder ft Reekado banks)

10) Olamide- She wan run from
me,i will bite your ass,i will bite u
( Da yan mo)


the statue of liberty's true intent was different from what it became symbolic with, the statue served a far greater purpose for what it was meant for or to so thats why i guess the lyrics says LIKE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY, NO BODY KNOWS TOMORROW

When we think of the Statue of Liberty, one of the most prominent American symbols of our country, we may think it was our government’s idea to welcome immigrants.

In fact, our government had nothing to do with the statue’s origin, and the words imposed on it were the choice of a private citizen.

The Statue of Liberty was the idea of French sculptor Frederic Auguste Bartholdi. He presented it at the home of a member of the French Parliament, Mr. Laboulaye, who wanted to establish a republican state in France instead of the monarchy of Napoleon.

Bartholdi wanted to create a massive statue to symbolize the republic and annoy conservative members of Parliament. They wanted to use America’s freedoms and liberty as an example of what France could accomplish if it were a republic.

Funds for construction of the Statue of Liberty were from individual French donors, not the French government. The statue was to be placed on Bedloe’s Island in New York Harbor, facing toward Europe looking across the Atlantic Ocean. Holding a torch of enlightenment rather than a sword, it was to be a beacon of peace and inspiration to France and all of Europe.

While the French people funded construction of the Statue of Liberty, Americans were supposed to build a base for the statue. Several people promised funding for a pedestal, but money was not being raised.

Finally, Joseph Pulitzer, a Hungarian immigrant, and his New York World newspaper, took the lead and raised enough money in small amounts to build the pedestal.

By 1886, the United States’ centennial year, the Statue of Liberty was finally erected on its base and dedicated by President Grover Cleveland.

The words on the Statue of Liberty were found in a collection of poems written in 1883 by Emma Lazarus, a wealthy member of New York's social elite. Georgina Schuyler, a New York art patron, liked the poem and arranged to have five lines of the poem engraved for the statue:

"Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

These words, selected by a private citizen, seem to have been used as the basis of America’s immigration policy. However, the intent of the French people who created and paid for the statue was to have a beacon for France to inspire freedom for their country.

Instead, the words placed at the statue overcame the purpose of the statue. In the early 1900s floods of immigrants entered the United States via Ellis Island in New York Harbor, where they were processed, screened for health problems and released to their sponsors.

The Statue of Liberty has become a symbol of America’s welcome to all immigrants seeking economic improvement or a better life. Should our national policy on immigration be based on the words chosen by one individual? — "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free ...”

The recent welcoming nature of European countries has resulted in floods of refugees fleeing from oppressive regimes or immigrants seeking economic opportunity.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by 99thEnemy(m): 8:11pm On Jan 15, 2021
- Take you mercilessly , cause I wanna be sure that you always respect me - 2Face ft R.kelly - (Flex)


In short, the whole 2Face part on that song grin grin



See I see you looking at me looking at you girl
So now I know, you know exactly what I want to tell you
Guarantee too, I'll respect you as a girl
Computer love you like your body na Dell
Love You microsoftly cuz I wanna be sure that you cant ignore it eh
Take you porously, cuz I wanna be sure that
You come back for more of it eh
That exactly what a player is saying to you girl
That exactly my friend "Chifomi" tell "Etel"
That exactly wetin make her belle they swell

That why I sing this song Just to tell you about Sexual Education Xplicit

S-E-X time to have sex girl.

Repeat Girl I know you came here with your eye right open
That's how I know you're not shaking that buddy for nothing
Is written all over you, say you want to carry go
let's get freaky, abi no be so?
That the reason for the ring on your belly button.
So girl don't you even try to start fronting
So be back to my cribs, can not be forgotten

cuz you and I know you are so rotten
Love You microsoftly, cuz I wanna be sure that

You come back for more of it girl
Take you mercilessly, cuz I wanna be sure that you always respect me girl



grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by aminusodiq(m): 8:11pm On Jan 15, 2021
How can ur p*say be tight?
Iwo omo ti won to dopa?
Fine girls no dey fight!
Ugly girls to man waja

O lon lo kayamata; ewo, obo e Sara,
Egbe!!! Abe yan yannn
Ewo!!! Obo Canal!!! cheesy grin grin

Very funny yet stupid lyrics

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by percyshelu(m): 8:11pm On Jan 15, 2021
When I say na Banger, no be Banger Soup or Banger Rice,
Na Banger when area cook,
Óblóbló, come see yansh dey sikókó,
Hey God! Tweaking dey draw like Ógbóló(bang bang) - Erigga

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Kennyswag: 8:12pm On Jan 15, 2021
Nigerians are trying.. go and listen to jamaican or Haiti music

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Alary: 8:12pm On Jan 15, 2021
Chop banana till you go yo, Chop banana till you go yo, Chop banana to you go yo, Chop banana till you go yo,
Chop banana till you go yo,Chop banana till you go yo.


I don't even know who sang the song. Na senseless music e be joor.

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Kuns84(m): 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2021
SyIvalord:
Time flies like a thief in the night—- Burna boy time flies




How da fûck does a thief in the night fly?

He means time flies as quickly as thieves flee at night

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Draslo(m): 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2021
Kriss216:
"20 Man shall fall that day if you cross my lane" - Wizkid


"Put am for gear one" -
Faze
It is an in-house thing.
If you no know, you no know
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by davillian(m): 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2021
fuckdemrepented:
"When I look into your eyes, all I see is your waist"
Lmao.....
Na today I know say waist na eyes e de o....
Chia Nigerian musicians
Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by udoakwa(m): 8:15pm On Jan 15, 2021
1)big D*ik big D*ik tongue dong collect your babe (Eriga) 2) The way i dey wire, people were dey the next room go dong tire (Eriga)

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by sammuell(m): 8:15pm On Jan 15, 2021
TheStakeHolder:
Iyanya - From the Bed to the
Bedroom ( Gift ft Donjazzy).His bed
might be in his Bathroom tho

2) Kcee - I be Monkey,You be
Banana, i will give u ( meaning the
banana) ,anything that u wanna. i
need not further explain this

3) PSquare - Like the Statue of
Liberty,Nobody knows Tomorrow.
( Testimony)..I still dont get ??

4) Dbanj- From lagos to london
,she shake her bombom( Kukere
Remix)
Money is important.Stew is Pepper
( Blame it on the money)

5) Dprince- Now you don Shit for
Church, u dey look for person wey
go come clean your yansh ( OYO).
why .oh Why God ??

6) Davido - Check my phone E be
Bb 10 he be bb ( Omo mummy)
Con chop moringa,dance like a
baller in na( Tchelete).. Davido has
many more this two are sad

7) Tekno - Your Beauty make me
Realise,Shey Nepa no bring light
( Duro).. Tekno ??

ice Prince- If you no soji av no
fear,i spend money on d things i
wear ( I swear ft French Montana)
We don day squeese breasts, na we
dey carry pass ( I swear)

9)Skales - Am hot,My head has
Burn ( Wonder ft Reekado banks)

10) Olamide- She wan run from
me,i will bite your ass,i will bite u
( Da yan mo)
I die with laugh grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by King44(m): 8:15pm On Jan 15, 2021
When I look into your eyes Alli see is your waist

Davido.. Dolce and Gabanna

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by Yampotatocarrot(m): 8:16pm On Jan 15, 2021
percyshelu:
I'm the shit, forget wati your pikin poopoo(Hold up)- Erigga

Walahi, looking at all people are writing made me realize it seems most of them don't listen to Erigga

When you listen to Erigga, you come to only two conclusions, either he is naturally insane or highly insane lyrically... You no even know whether to laugh or to reason wetin the guy dey talk

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by simplepee(f): 8:17pm On Jan 15, 2021
Noah94:
My love, my belle-ful
My love is, bank alert
My love is, Fura de Nunu
My love is, karate combo
My love is coming from Congo........
Ahhh!!! Tekno no go kill person o
grin That song is madly funny.

I will take you to church, forget illuminati

Monica lover lover, you go wake up for new bugati o

Other girls dem do me left, girl you do me right

If you like to watch movies, na me get shoprite

If it ever gets dark at night, girl my screen is bright grin

Baby girl my love is hotter than the sun in Sokoto.

Mad guy, that song was always on repeat that year

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Re: What's The Funniest Nigerian Music Lyrics You've Heard? by WriterX(m): 8:17pm On Jan 15, 2021
grin grin
King44:
When I look into your eyes Alli see is your face

Davido.. Dolce and Gabanna

farda lawd

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