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jackfj:
Omo see traffic for this thread

Bombastically00:
hey dude,,everyone knows the story was untrue but d fact dat he used his leisure time to type dat story and make people laugh...he deserves a medal nt an insult...

aumusa:
thank u thank u

Burgerlomo:
This double joy thing is exactly what I need to really enjoy this story

Burgerlomo:
This double joy thing is exactly what I need to really enjoy this story

Martialb1:
With this ur foolish over seriousness where u don go. You still dey your father house abi. Fool, if dem tell me say human being go open mouth talk this thing I no go believe but I dey correct sha cus u be dog. Guy ur life nah just waste

Xenry:
You must be a comedian
Modified: Though it's friction, it's funny AF... I just finished reading it.

FreeSpirited:
How can Mods move an inconclusive story to front page.....Did the mod believe or have faith it will be concluded?
With the sheer number of abandon projects in Nigeria, I think it's unwise for mod to use faith in this matter....Now legions of readers are left hanging...smh...

Beze992:
'Fiction'

nomsreal:
He doesn’t know how Nigerians will appreciate anything to laugh nowadays and get mind off the stress and hardship

bergs2:
guuuyyyyyyy
i cant stop laughing.

RealGboy:
I couldn't sleep well in my friends house that night , my mind was already in that compound, all I could think of is the babe (iFareedah)
What a beautiful name ,

immediately it was morning, with the help of my friend I packed my few things and we head to the house ,
On getting there I checked inside and saw the Dog sleeping in it's cage before we entered,

when my friend saw the Dog he was shocked too and he refused to enter , he told me he's never seen a Lion this close ,

I laughed and told him it's just ordinary Dog na , I even assured him that the animal is a friendly one and in a bid to calm him I moved closer to the cage and said "kitty kitty " the dog looked up and surprisingly did not bark .I turned to my friend like a chairman and told him "you see say the Dog sabi me. fear fear boy "

If only someone had told me that day that the cage was unlocked I would have given my soul to the person free of charge .


While I turned my back to face my friend I heard the cage opening,.

at first I decided not to panic but you see that my friend the guy no dey use Dog play at all and.before I could say jack he took to his heels running like usain bolt and screaming chimoooo I don die..


Omo without waiting for further instructions I followed him and this lion followed us ., I thought my end has come , the funny thing was that i did not know where that speed came from but I caught up with my friend and even left him behind , next thing I heard my friend's voice crying and screaming " Nonso abeg wait, wait for me ".. with tears in my eyes I just replied "No vex my brother" .."Abeg no vex "but I couldn't wait ..

The Dog got hold of my friend's leg and threw him off , pounced on him and gave him strange bite , my friend was able to find a stick and attack the Dog back , passerby joined to help him and before long they were able to chase the Dog away.. .

I couldn't see all these at that time because I just kept running ,to make matters worse strangers that saw me also joined me in running, nobody was asking questions ,u see us just join us. Na when I finally stop I realized about 30 people were behind me and we were all gasping for air

,one man managed to ask me " O boy Wetin really happen na ,why u dey run " when I told them it was because of a Dog,. They got angry and started insulting me .

I later realized that the Man who asked me the question was a driver and the people behind him were mostly his passengers,he dumped his bus and followed me in running because they thought cultist or fulani herdsmen were killing people.

If not for some elderly women they would have beaten me up that day, they then told me not to be running carelessly like again o...


I called my friend number after settling down , at first he did not pick , and I was scared for him , when he later picked , it was curses upon curses , the guy no even let me explain before he hang up. But I was happy to even hear his voice atleast he's alive..
I called a bikeman to take me back home and the guy said that it would cost me 700 ,that's when I realized I have really travelled far. On getting home






Typing ...



On getting home ..

phelonrays:
Omo, been long I laugh this hard.....