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Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Postanalyser: 3:05pm On Jul 01, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
Peter made sure he choosed Lola over everything in life you know even over his mother. No be your fault. Na lagos and ibadan dey disgrace us for our land. And na only you people dey read now, no be so? With all those yam legs and beards like some beards masqurade. After all braging, our girls read this, read that, the richest woman in Nigeria is still from the west you know.

And Lola didn't disappoint in showing the okoye family that she is from the dirty republic by putting discord between two brothers. Peter may have married the old bitch for financial purposes, how about Davido that has to disown his entire tribe because of an igbo girl? I think the "yam leg" tag goes to your women, after trekking the nooks and crannies of the west where they are stuck,their legs ends up becoming like a benue state tuber of yam. Now that you've diverted into personal achievement,i will like to remind you that the likes of Chimamanda has the potential of overtaking the woman later in life.however, i will leave that for another day.

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Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Postanalyser: 2:55pm On Jul 01, 2018
aribisala0:
Just to marry wife

400 bags of cement
4 truckloads of granite
8 truckloads of Sharp sand
Kolanut Plenty
Ugwu leave 1 pickup
Pepper plenty
Tomato Plenty
Gulder Enough cartons
Mineral aka fanta 7up cola etc enough crates
Maggi and crayfish 1ghanamustgo bag
Palm oil 50litre keg 100 kegs
20 50kg bags of rice
Corn Flakes 100 boxes (imported one)
Peak milk and NIDO 4 cartons
Sugar 4 cartoms

Omo 12 cartons

Indomie 6 cartons
Beans 6 sacks
Moimoi leaf enough
3 Native cows
100 Native chickens

I think it is better to marry from Ghana

And you can't afford it?
And you're too lazy to change your miserable financial status?
Are we(igbo guys) bothered about it?
Are the well-to-do yoruba guys complaining?
Poverty is the greatest disease of all times,now i believe cos it also comes with other health problems such as madness.

Even if you pay igbo guys to marry your ugly Yoruba dirty sisters ,you will still not see us around them,cos we're allergic to dirtiness.

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Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Postanalyser: 2:40pm On Jul 01, 2018
Luxuryconsult:
oponu. Abraham married Sarah his niece without paying a dime to his Uncle. Kantinue over there hun. Keep on selling those yam legs, beards gang, igbotic beings thinking you are living life. E pay make man kuku marry warri or yenogoa girl than some beards gang. We go come dey compete who get beards pass. God forbid.

Continue deceiving your gullible self with the first statement of your useless comment. Bride prices are functions of beauty, level of education and value of the bride. If our women are as dirty and demonic-faced as your sisters, or half as worthless as they are,then we wouldn't mind dashing them out to suitors. But sad enough they are Precious and we value them.How many igbos do you see coming to marry your "cheap whor.es"? Rather,your affluent and elites must always come over to "pay" for our precious "products " while you the unfortunate miscreant wail.

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Travel / Re: Inside Abakaliki Street Awka, Renamed Club Zone, That's Causing Uproar by Postanalyser: 2:33pm On Jul 01, 2018
Glink2018:

Over-billing your in-laws is not religiously right.
Charge responsibly.
Broke ass in-laws are worse than rich out-laws. That's why we scrutinize the financial muscle of our intending in-laws,to avoid giving out our daughters to guys that will wake up in the morning and play draft till night,and have our daughters hawk agbo all around west.

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Education / Re: Top 10 States With Most Applied Candidates For 2018 UTME by Postanalyser: 12:57pm On Jul 01, 2018
oooduancalmdown:

Irony! Imagine an iboe talking about control! You mean the iboe clowns I see with six children?

For one igbo family with up to six children is a thousand of yoruba families with up to 9 children urchins.

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie At Chatham House London, Delivered Keynote Address (Pics) by Postanalyser: 4:12pm On Jun 30, 2018
Igbo Amaka
Education / Re: Top 10 States With Most Applied Candidates For 2018 UTME by Postanalyser: 3:56pm On Jun 30, 2018
ORIENTATION101:
sorry to burst your bubbles delta and rivers state combined have more than 10 ethnic groups it is mischevious to claim what that doesnt exist.
I dont care whether six or seven states my points is south west tops the chat because igbos can twist and spin things easily.maybe igbos should start to breed like almajiris to meet up with south west
Your concern should be the MEAN distribution, if you're really intelligent
Crime / Re: Nigerians Struggle To Scoop Fuel From Broken Down Fuel Tanker In Kogi State. by Postanalyser: 4:03am On Jun 30, 2018
Function of the dirty sophisticated mor.ons in Kogi
Education / Re: Top 10 States With Most Applied Candidates For 2018 UTME by Postanalyser: 4:01am On Jun 30, 2018
ORIENTATION101:
before you spin and twist as usual here is the figures per region
South west region =3,918, 66
South east region= 3 ,062,48.
Wait a minute,you expect East with just 5 states to top west with six states in cummulative computation right? You must be highly deluded. Check the percentage of candidates from Delta and Rivers that are igbos and you will hide your shameless face in shame after all.

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Education / Re: Top 10 States With Most Applied Candidates For 2018 UTME by Postanalyser: 3:57am On Jun 30, 2018
oooduancalmdown:

The guy sounds iboe. Only iboes want government to remove state of origin.
Pathetic people
You want to commit suicide now because ibo once again has topped in academics in addition to other things they top in this country? You are free to kill your worthless self. Less i forget, Google 2017/2018 state with the highest number of billionaires, and you will have a very tangible reason to die. Sophisticated mor.on
Education / Re: Top 10 States With Most Applied Candidates For 2018 UTME by Postanalyser: 3:51am On Jun 30, 2018
ozoebuka1:
oga, you would've known you are dumb with this your add up crap and it's quite pathetic you don't have anyone to tell you that as well. undecided
Don't mind the ignoramus. Ekiti is far below imo in the number of professors it produces.

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Education / Re: Top 10 States With Most Applied Candidates For 2018 UTME by Postanalyser: 3:43am On Jun 30, 2018
oooduancalmdown:

Flat-head, calculate the figures and stop behaving like someone without a brain
Add all the figures from northern states and you will be ashamed of yourself. As overpopulated as the west and north is(as a result of child birth without control, which is a characteristic of illiteracy) ,an Eastern state still top them in any academics related issues, that should be enough reason for you to accept the fact that you're all sophisticated mor.ons indeed.
Education / Re: Top 10 States With Most Applied Candidates For 2018 UTME by Postanalyser: 3:38am On Jun 30, 2018
XVIER:
Biafra!!! where is Kanu?
Have you gotten your oduduwa republic id card? Sophisticated mor.on
Crime / Re: Woman Paraded With Corpse Of Her Dead Baby In An IDP Camp. Graphic Photos by Postanalyser: 2:45pm On Jun 29, 2018
AFONJAPIG:
better to throw him away than to have another nuisance of human waste in our society
Exactly
Crime / Re: Woman Paraded With Corpse Of Her Dead Baby In An IDP Camp. Graphic Photos by Postanalyser: 2:00pm On Jun 29, 2018
AFONJAPIG:
good mother, preferable to throw him away than to have another buhari or shakau ... she deserved a noble peace prize

God bless you my dear. I wish the dirty sophisticated mor.ons can emulate this act. Dirty ugly things
Politics / Re: IPOB Women Blow Hot, Give Buhari 14-day Ultimatum To Provide Nnamdi Kanu (photos by Postanalyser: 6:21am On Jun 29, 2018
yarimo:
Terrorists shameless group of unfortunate women, instead of them to hold ABARIBE Responsible . But here they are given stupid and provocative ultimatum. I SMH for them undecided
You have always been a miscreant on nairaland, no doubt. You have tired so many times to gain relevance here by spitting trash, but relevancy can never come to you,because your tribe as a whole is irrelevant. If you refer to igbo women as "unfortunate " what word can you use to describe the dirty nunu hawkers who are married in their dozens and are barred from any social activity by their husbands gods? Who are only used as sex tool and farm mercenaries and when their use is not needed any more,they will be sent on a suicide mission?

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Politics / Re: IPOB Women Blow Hot, Give Buhari 14-day Ultimatum To Provide Nnamdi Kanu (photos by Postanalyser: 6:14am On Jun 29, 2018
Balyz:
Bros they are not terrorists, they are just a bunch of silly little clowns grin
But they are far better than their western dirty and ugly agbo distributors na

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Politics / Re: IPOB Women Blow Hot, Give Buhari 14-day Ultimatum To Provide Nnamdi Kanu (photos by Postanalyser: 6:13am On Jun 29, 2018
OsuEbonyi:
Why are these people marginalizing my people from Ebonyi.
They didn't extend the invitation to our sisters and mothers from Abakaliki. Is it because we are not authentic Igbos like the ones from Anambra and Enugu
We have noticed your effort (afonja scavenger) in disgracing your worthless life on nairaland. So you're not surprising anyone. Mor.on

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Politics / Re: IPOB Women Blow Hot, Give Buhari 14-day Ultimatum To Provide Nnamdi Kanu (photos by Postanalyser: 6:11am On Jun 29, 2018
Saviour22:
Instead of you guys to hold your leaders accout able ,u are here blabbing nonsense.

And you think by commenting here,you are excluded from the sophisticated mor.on tag?
Politics / Re: IPOB Women Blow Hot, Give Buhari 14-day Ultimatum To Provide Nnamdi Kanu (photos by Postanalyser: 6:09am On Jun 29, 2018
Balyz:
Cos it's barbaric
Really? How about i told you that it is because yoruba women are who.res and using two pieces of wrapper frustrates their effort in selling their pvssies

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Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 10:41pm On Jun 28, 2018
TimiElvis001:
don't even start... Asa to that one that him head be like red hamster..
Is it the "ugly" Asa you're referring to? The one that looks like oshomole's niece? Well she is but a local fowl when compared to Jidenna.please call someone else
Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 10:28pm On Jun 28, 2018
Simbrixton:
i campaign for oduduwa Republic and u insult me like i said u are a child as per igbo women u are right bro
Sorry for my rude words.
Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 10:21pm On Jun 28, 2018
emmysoftyou:
i know we have few Yoruba in Benin Republic but I never knew it's up to 90% . Pls are they the real owner of port novo?

Yes they are
Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 10:16pm On Jun 28, 2018
Simbrixton:
you wey no come confuse why is ffk campaign for oduduwa paining you well i am not confused marrying an igbo lady would be hard for me am not fani kayode but i gained a lot from her and i learnt u guys language and other things u are just a child guy most igbos are against biafra
No true igbo is against biafra. FFK campaign for oduduwa can never pain me,as a matter of fact,if i'm a yoruba, that's exactly what i will be doing(campaigning for oduduwa republic) .My problem is that he campaigns for what is not obtainable or feasible given the level of guts an average yoruba man possesses. I pray you will up your game some day to be able to afford and maintain an igbo girl(cos they are meant for the elites in your tribe),after all "beta soup na money kee am"
Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 9:28pm On Jun 28, 2018
emmysoftyou:
i don't understand, are you saying the Yoruba own port novo? Or what are you trying to say. I need clarification bro.
Port novo is made up of 90% yoruba. Unfortunately they are all living in penury, and can pass for destitute

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Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 9:25pm On Jun 28, 2018
Simbrixton:
ehen what about nnamdi kanu oooh abeg come and tell me about the great unity of the igbos last i remember my ex girlfriend was against biafra
Who is your ex girlfriend? I guess as confused and irrelevant as her ex boyfriend (you)

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Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 9:21pm On Jun 28, 2018
TimiElvis001:
Even any music only sounds international with only Yoruba language... Compare Asa with any artist from your side... We are naturally bless with art and unimaginable crativity... Afoja for life wink
Who is Asa to Jidenna?

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Politics / Re: Why Yourbas Must Demand Oduduwa Republic – Fani-kayode by Postanalyser: 9:20pm On Jun 28, 2018
Simbrixton:
there are two local government in abia where dey eat people
Mention them...i will help u with one....Osu right?

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