₦airaland Forum

"You had sex with ALL MANNERS of girls..." All these half-baked professors and their cut-and-join English sef.

durubrian:
From the little knowledge I have about "Christianity"... It entails emulating Jesus Christ... Christians should be "CHRIST-LIKE" , killing doesn't sound like what Christ would do.

Since Christianity is about emulating and dying for Christ why don't you relocate to Bornu and preach to shekau. After all Christ relocated from heaven to a dangerous earth knowing he could be killed.

AreaFada2:
The botanical name. Zoological name is for animals.

Bros, take it easy. You know it was the same teacher that taught you both.

Brightwood:
Growing up, My African Dad would make me read books from Literature Giants like Chinua Achebe and I would see Udara in novels like that, I had no idea it was an African Star Apple...It's funny how we can learn from the most unexpected of places.

Meaning you only know udara from books as if it's extinct.

shakaZuIlu:
dino be like

oshokomole of yoruba land i dey feel your swag bro, you just dey give that terrorist (buhari) sleepless night.

fayose be like

my guy no be by my power ooo na Oluwa dey give me strength.



shout out to the greatest son of Oduduwa ever liveth the man his great deeds supercedes that of awolawo and any yoruba leaders dead or alive.

walai if fayose na my governor i go dey do shakara for nairaland sotee cool he's gat liver more than any SE governor trust me he has no match for now.
he's the second fela of our time the nightmare of NgeneUkwenu and other nairaland zombies

Bros, you're in the 'spirit'.

Really nice one, Op.

slurryeye:

Fake Kanu marrying fake Ikeji. Big deal?
My default look anytime I hear Laura Ikeji

Epic.

iamsparrow:
Are they really protesting or they are there for photo shoot

Just what I am thinking. Jamboree photoshoot.

Jayson the baaad guy. Cool one, bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ym4zXGpzC4

The Bible expects you to GIVE your tithe not PAY your tithe. This people will rather tell you to PAY your tithe 'as commanded' thereby playing with your psychology and even record your 'payments' as if it's mandatory.

That is the epitome of Nigeria's problem. Tomorrow, already brainwashed, they will be recruited to be screaming sai baba even when they don't know that they are dragging everybody back to 1983 and unto their sorry level. The way these children are treated is worse than what played out in Gambia. We need the intervention of AU, ECOWAS, UN and even the new POTUS @Trump over this issue. The so called northern elite are feeding fat on it and as a result will not openly condemn nor ban it. If there is anything good about the practice, how come the rich in the north don't give out their own children? South east West and South south should do something about this menace otherwise Nigeria will not move forward

DEXTROVERT:
I
Heard
Nigeria
Is
Forming
USA
In
Gambia
Imagine

Bros, this post is intended to make you forget Nigeria and its wahala. Abeg leave Nigeria make them did their own international grave. Instead of Buhari thinking about how to build our own Car he is going about forming strong as if this is 1991 in Monrovia.
Imagine Senegal, Nigeria and even Liberia of yesterday wars. Anyway, what goes around comes around.
Let them set the precedent by interfering with the business of another sovereign head of state and see what happens to them soonest. By that time US will show them how to do it in Nigeria.

Fourwinds:
what kind of take over is this....don't they have young boys dat can arm themselves...


they better fight to death than waste their time protesting

This protest is better than fighting. Block that broad for 2 days and see what will happen.

This is what you get when men refuse to be men. This women deserve serious prize kiakia.

So after several months of the alleged bribery, the INEC officials just packaged the money and waited for it to be 'recovered' in this recession abi? They nor get wettin dem go use money do. Abi the money too plenty they couldn't finish it?

ddippset:
In the same way if the military's bomb had mistakenly hit a Niger delta community during the Niger delta militancy operations, that red lipped kpomo nibbling governor would say Buhari did it to reduce the population of the north. Let's quit playing politics with everything. NB- lemme add to this post for those who have been quoting and insulting. Surely iam from the south but people of the south have a certain hollier than thou attitude! One would be tempted to think that the south is one sort of heaven where saints live. The same south which is filled with all manners of kidnapping, armed robbery, prostitution, baby factories, abortion, rituals, internet scam, drug trafficking, any kind of criminality we can imagine. Abeg go and siddon jare. Our problems in this country are not just the hausa man or the Muslim. Once one Southerner comes out to castigate a Muslim or other religion they jump at it like programmed rams.

Bros you are not from the South. Stop that yarn abeg.

Jaymaxxy:
So, how are you sure book haram is doing this for Islam? You go inside a mosque and scream Allahu Akbar, does that make you a Muslim? You judge a religion based on the teaching of the religion, not the action of some followers.

Bros, that will be turning it downside up. I'd rather judge a religion by the actions of its followers. By their fruits we shall know them...

psp2pc:
Our Muslims Brothers & Sisters are not happy. I actually feel very sad for this as a human being.

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
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Lets Find The reason Why..
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in INDIA

They're happy in almost every country that is not
Islamic! And who do they blame?
Not Islam..
Not their leadership..
Not themselves..

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!

And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy.
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Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Bahai's = No Problem
Bahai's living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Bahai's = No Problem
Bahai's living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem

Now..

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Bahai's = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem

MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM

Bros. you. too. much! Tiri gbosa for you.

If she could steal 700k with A STICK of broom image what she can do with a bunch. Now I know how these guys waving brooms about managed to cause recession in Nigeria. I fear for our treasury.

Okeikpu:
Very easy stuff to fix wt just a spray cream
Black men n daftness

Nain we nefa hia ya name, cream sprayer. Abeg appreciate artistry and encourage the guy. It's not easy to 'just spray cream'.

Truth be told, this artist's got something there.

But when the christian pastors go about rubbishing traditional deities and encouraging their members to burn and destroy such deities it's not an offence abi? Those pastors doing such things should be arrested for acts capable of causing a breach of public peace. Their own is more a crime than the satire of these comedians.

This is kwaraption.

ceeethru:
GEJ can visit everywhere but PMB is afraid to visit some parts of the country as a president.....The wicked runeth when no one pursue him....

Bros this is just epic. You nailed. With all his 'means well for the country' let him visit Aba, Ekiti or Yenegoa.

zuby4real10:
in fact snoor.

A beg no be spelling of SNORE be that.

Eldee54321:
according to what papa adeboye said..they still pay some money for d fees...what abt d Governors that owe their ppl's salaries...didn't they also attend Missionary schools too? People lije Ajumobi,Amosun n co...Bros still they are better than these government of ours

Whatever these clergymen paid cannot be regarded as school fees when compared to what their own schools charge today. I attended a Methodist secondary school and up till today I still wonder if what I paid was school fee. Imaging paying N45 as fee. Without the missionary schools in those days so many of them wouldn't be educated today. But today without public universities some people won't have tertiary education.
The Church is supposed to be the salt of the world and so comparing men of God with public servants and politicians is like comparing apples and oranges.

pocohantas:
Okay then, The Gist show host should go to his own state then.
Nice!
Why is this kidney disease on the rise recently?

Because of all the ...mo bitters, agbo (native merecin), etc.

Eldee54321:
Hmmmmmm.... Can u tell me which of this pastors really benefits frm missionary schools or scholarships

Enoch Adeboye was enrolled at the only missionary school in their village, Ifewara, Osun State.
Oyedepo attended Anglican Primary School also a missionary school.
Idahosa also attended Anglican primary school.
Do you want more names?

WorldRichest:
So, our able V.P. Professor Pastor Yemi Osinbajo convinced Buhari to sack the FRC boss for doing his job. That means that Pastor Barrister Ebun Olu-Adegboruwa was right afterall, the church is not ready to subject itself to accountability. People deceiving people. The church preaches moral but can never practice it, no wonder the COZA Pastor goes about sleeping with everything in skirt, Chris Okotie turns marriage to a bi-yearly activity and Chris Oyakhilome encourages masturbation, why then will the ineffectual buffoon Goatluck Jonathan not say that Stealing is not Corruption when he sees the Pastors stealing like Jesus needs money to spend in heaven.

Well spoken. But wetin consign uncle Jona in this matter?

Eldee54321:
Bros av they nt done more than enough?...what has d government done? Instead owing ppl salaries allowing them to die in hunger...do u know how many ppl dis pastors are sponsoring? Do u know how many student's school fees they pay every year?,so pls don't meddle on what u know nothing about abeg...

Bros do you know that most of these GOs benefited from missionary schools or scholarships even when those missionaries barely managed to stay alive far away from their countries of origin. No matter what the churches contribute to society, it can never be enough. Asking what the govt has done is not a sound argument; the church is supposed to lead by example as the salt of the world and not the other way round.

This suspension is Corruption fighting Back.

If President Buhari and his co-travellers in the ECOWAS subregion are asking, and almost compelling, a sitting Gambian head of state to leave office over election matters, then the US can and should investigate Magu over the DSS report. Nigerians and double standards I never see.