₦airaland Forum

Lovethaa:
I woke up to a very strange sound and horrible smell this morning that was almost choking me , the smell was like spoilt egg mixed with poo and the sound was as if someone was giving another person a slap , I live alone so at first I was scared but then I decided to listen properly ,that was when I realized that the babe beside me is the one polluting the air with her big bum bum.


Yesterdays evening I bought her sharwarma plus suya before we made spaghetti and egg for the night ., So her way of thanking me is by choking me to death with her fart... I gave her a hot slap on the bul bum ,she woke up and instead of her to apologize she was still blaming me for overfeeding her .. imagine

Mikecold:
Musilu Biodun you Yoruba Muslims are the second problem of this country after fulani

IgweOfNnewi:
The 5% no wan get Sense, I go show them to be sensible

Dcube212:
The same ESN they rejected

BBBells:
so you still dey here?









i thought you have went to BIAFRA?

FatherCHRISTMAS:
He might end up become a very influential person on the next government.
He might even end up as the president. I wonder how those who had treated him like sh!t will feel like

gnykelly:
probably you got shock absorber.

gidgiddy:
You guys just embarrassed your selves. You went to protest with just 10 people? You showed you have no support, not even amongst Igbos. You people keep making endless useless videos accusing Kanu of every crime under the sun. But when it came to protest, you couldnt even rally up to 20 people out of millions of Igbos. Now check out Kanu's support below

jacoik:
potent 5 u mean say na the rev get that pikin? lolxxxxx hahahaha this is a hate speech oooo and lie Mohamed must hear this walahi

Isinkwocha:
You have decided to bring curse upon yourself by using the image of a priest and prophet of God. Go ask for forgiveness. Or see the repercussions in no later time.

oz4real83:
it can also mean "My Own Mumu"

Oluromantic:
You don't know how to make a good video. All you know is to carry expensive phone with nice camera that you don't know how to use, with that your loud voice sounding like drum.

The lady was trying to communicate with you, it was at that point you took the camera off site. She was saying something you should have listened to, yet you didn't pay attention. The video is not worth uploading online abeg.

VillageBus:
I made a transfer to a man whom I buy bulk knitting wool from, but he told me that the account have been frozen and he doesnt have any plan to go and unfreeze it cause he have gone to the bank four times they didn't unfreeze it.
Is there any way I could get my money back? cause the man have already told me that my money is gone, cause there is nothing he can do.
And the money isn't even mine, I am just a middleman for people who want to buy wool in large quantities.
Pls nairalanders is there a way I can get my money back??

LifeOfTrigga:
Wit, Make I go search how to kill Buhari..

UkwaAban:
How Orji Uzor Kalu and Brother ‘Killed’ Hon Ossy Prestige

By our reporters

Information has filtered in on how former governor of Abia State, Orji Uzor Kalu and his brother, Mascot Uzor kalu allegedly ‘murdered’ Representative Ossy Prestige who until his death on February 6, 2021 represented Aba North/Aba South federal constituency in a German hospital.

Sources close to the Prestige family revealed that the plot to send the late Prestige out of the land of the living was hatched in Abuja and executed in Germany. This, it stated, was to ensure that the man was removed from the seat to pave way for Mascot to replace him.

The source noted that Orji was part of the few individuals that knew about Ossy Prestige’s ill health and therefore recommended the hospital where he was treated and died. It was alleged that the unsuspecting Prestige took everything Orji Kalu told him about his treatment hook, line and sinker, unaware of the closeness of some of the doctors in the hospital with Kalu who was previously treated in Germany for undisclosed ailment.

It was alleged that no sooner the late Prestige was admitted than Kalu went hay wire, releasing a rumour that Ossy Prestige was dead. This, the source disclosed, got to the ear of late federal lawmaker who promptly called him (Kalu) from his hospital bed to enquire why he was spreading the rumour of his death.

Kalu reportedly denied the allegation, claiming that he neither said anything about Prestige’s death nor told anybody about his health condition. However, back in Nigeria, Kalu and his brother, Mascot continued to inform people that the Aba federal constituency is for grabs because it would soon be vacant. They assured that the leadership of their party in Abuja will ensure that INEC calls for election within weeks of the announcement of the death of Prestige.

In order to give teeth to their plot, Mascot quietly rolled out his campaign drums for the constituency, even as the occupant was still in hospital in far away Germany battling for his life, asking people to join in Mascot’s campaign with the assurance that the result of the election will be written by INEC before the actual poll.

A close family friend of Ossy Prestige at the Abia House of Assembly, who wanted his name out of print referred this reporter to the Hon Ossy Prestige family, saying, “anything I say now would amount to hearsay. They’ll tell you the details. After all, they’re not letting in.”

He added, “They (members of the family) have gotten somebody to replace him on the seat. The constituency seat will never go to anybody not approved by the family. If anybody thinks that by killing Ossy Prestige, he can send his brother or acolyte to the House of Representatives to replace him, he’s making a big mistake”.

It will be recalled that latest online media propaganda sponsored by the Kalus has it that Orji Uzor Kalu assisted Hon Ossy Prestige with the sum of 50,815 US Dollars while in the German hospital, adding that he paid the money through his shipping line in Apapa, Lagos. This information has angered supporters of the Late Prestige who vowed to retaliate against Mascot for trying to play politics with the death of the much loved law maker. One of them who is from Anambra but resident in Aba told our reporter that “Ossy Prestige is richer than Orji Uzor and has many businesses in Nigeria and China. How can that man who all of us know destroyed Abia State claim that he paid the medical bills of Ossy because of election? He and his brother will not come anywhere near that seat and we will pay that family back for introducing rituals and other evils into Abia while looting the state dry.”

kalu61:
Yes, an igbo presidency will not solve Nigerian problems. You ignorantly think an igbo president will do margic right?... and usher in new Nigeria. First of all the Igbo elites don't believe in your Biafra agitations like wise majority of igbos.


Alex Otti pointed out that except *RESTRUCTURING* nobody can solve Nigeria problems be it Hausa, Igbo or Yoruba presidency but however, that since SS and SW have all taken a short at the presidency that it's now the turn of SE since politicians believe in power rotation from North to South.

Lastly, Abia state problems and Nigeria problems are not the same.


Hope you are cleared.

kalu61:
I'm not asking you to share my opinion but your lacking simple understanding of what Oti is saying.

Karleb:
It doesn't matter.

Besides, the questions to me me are dumb questions. The HR already have the CV, why still ask if there is not anything shady going on?

kalu61:
illitrates like you are the reason Biafra will not see the light of the day.


Now tell me, what did Oti say wrongly?