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White folks

Canada na another version of America na

Wicked parents have influenced her mind

Tribalism amongst the same tribe

Shame to de.mothers

People don para Dem no send again

Wish Uncle let Pete Edochie just appears and give the guy a slap on his back

I must japa enter ashewo house to run like three short time banging

there was one funny episode when nackson(dauda) was the official goal keeper for the USA 94 worldcup headed by clemence westerhof...

there was one american babe that passed westernhof side and baba de take eye scope the babe so nakson self come get intrest his mind was not in the football match again he could not bear the konji to nak d babe..na so dem just shoot shot the ball just hit nakson for face baba come de cry as dem carry am comot for field go de treat am baba come hammer the nurse ehnn na so westerhof catch am for locker room baba japa

Lockdown don fail people are doing their business now Dem no send especially the market peeps

Rubbish me we de eat meat like crase man

Even if I be Catholic or worshipping babalawo

Hahaha see the farm wey e de call mountain

Baba self don de bang olosho since den oo

What food about the Friday

When I can't hit the strip club today which is weekend routine for me due to d lockdown

F..k good Friday and F ...u too if you believe in dis bullshit

Am eating lot of suya tonight jare and looking for one olosho to bang de de deng

Europe and North America is now Den of coronavirus to even wish to travel to their again no de my mind ooo

Tankunland:
From then on I was just living a purposely life because there wasn't the will to live again. I was so lonely, there wasn't anyone to talk to or laugh with. No one chatted me up again, I would go some time's 2 days without a meal because there wasn't any food to eat, my soap got finished and I had to start to use Klin detergent to bath, yes I always looked good and smiled when I went outside because I still had lot of good clothes but deep down I was dying slowly and mightily lonely and depressed


I would go make block at Fagba railway and be paid 1500 but that 1500 is spend this way. 200 goes for my transport, 200 to eat morning food, I would buy Tramadol 100 to numb the pain from carrying 700 blocks per day, I would use 300 to eat afternoon meal and another 100 tramadol before you sleep to numb the pain growing on my hip again and another 200 naira food at night again, I was just frustrated and each night i wet my pillow with tears and prayed to die while sleeping anf each morning I woke up with a fake smile when I saw people.


I had to stop making block as I was getting addicted to Tramadol as that could finally mean the end of my life as addiction to tramadol without a job or money would surely lead me to crime and I went to start making bread in a bakery and we would be paid 600 per night after we have worked so hard during the night. All this stuff got me so frustrated and depressed and always angry and just wanting to end it all

You might asked don't I have Uncle's or Aunt yes I did but none came to my aid whenever I swallowed my pride to asked them for help and all they would say is why did I play football and not go to school and I went this way till that hot September 5 of 2019 after trekking so much and knocking on the gate of more than 10 hotels and got home to meet my neighbor needing me to go fix that light.


I just couldn't take it anymore and I was just within seconds of downing that sniper when I shamefully begged here and this where few reasons why I spiraled into deep depression.
(1) My girlfriend left me
(2) a boy that was already sleeping in my arms and chest was taking from me.
(3) used to do giveaway to those that were broke every single Tuesday on my WhatsApp and now my WhatsApp was like a ghost land.
(4) remember eating 2 bags of Rice in the year 2018 alone and now I couldn't even afford a proper meal again.
(5) my soap was 2k that lasted less than 2 weeks and my cream 4k and now I used Klin detergent to bath.
(6) I gave those almajires in my bus stop 200 per day i kid you not and now I didn't even have 1 naira on me again.
(7) how I single handedly buried Mom but now I couldn't even afford 200 to go look for a job unless i trek

Bros so painful

First place you messed up was to trust a gal wit a baby ad a lover

That girl caused all the rubbish you went through in your life

Let me be frank with you , you were not a gangsta that gal luck is not match with yours fathering someone child when you can't support yourself first

You did not look at your background that you are an ophan but you were carried away by d 1.3 Milla in your aza

Bro pls o try get ur life back and forget that bastard gal and those bastard kids ok

If you do accept them back again oga na die you de

That oga Greg anytime you see him warn him to change his evil ways face to face don't fear him ok be a man

The people look as if they are in kirikiri prison

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Bros don't keep any relationship with any naija gal if you are not boyyant to oppres her with ur small wealth o unless na die you de

No real love here just bang enough oloshos they are plenty on social media app oo I messenger why again should u jerk off to porn twice a day oga you have strength o haba twice a day ...lord have mercy
You go fit bang if u see you pucci

Matured reply but she be slowpoke why dis she not wait for her baby be brought to her to snap foto

Everytime Dem wan post sometin by rush on IG fake lives kill dem

@op wetin concern u abi u wan dash me data

priceaction:
Newyork is really hard hit. I could remember how my sister always complain bitterly about their ways of life and carefree and ungodly living because of her xtain background here. May God have mercy on the world and stop this plague. If only if, God can really open our eyes, you will see that 2 or 3 herbs combinations along ibadan ogbomoso or lagos abeokuta or even Benin ore roads can totally cure this madness, you will bow down in praises. But that's why he is God. He has brought all big and small nations to the same level and under his feet while he remain supreme.

What has way of life got to do with the virus

Abeg no come preach here

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Imagine this young niggarrr. Very obvious he is not a real niggarrr. Pussy ass coward
No matter what you going through in life don't think of this shit

I will keep on telling my real niggarrrz
Try to learn any two out of this four things.
1) smoking weed
2) drinking alcohol
3) banging enough pussy
4) hang out with friends always
If you know how to do any two out of this four things then no matter the worries in life you can't think of suicide!

As for me i dey do the four things! Any problem jam me go jam my weed or if the problem follow me go virtual bet house( bet9ja) with my friends. Then we murder the problem for there! Later in the evening i drink one or two bottle then call Sandra the slim beautiful girl make she come bang me all night

Sandra is my girlfriend OMG I don't trust dese hoes anymore

Randy100:
As long as it takes to find a virtuous woman. It is shocking and shameful that this generation of women have high libido. Women don't talk about satisfaction during the time of our forefathers. It was the job of the women to satisfy their husbands and not the other way round. I hope you learn this.

Thank you but today all we have are rebellious women and hoes

One word for her where is my lil Wayne meme

Dis is for dem