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This Land is Not 4 Sale.!

Wow. Lemme book space fes.. Main comments to arrive later.

You'll process the form with your own money.. Then you'll go for training.. You can run mad, break your spinal cord, slump or just die. And no compensation will be given because you signed up for it. Las las if you're lucky to be among the survival of the fittest.. You'll be sent to fight insurgency with zero experience, thereby loosing your life. That was how i lost Chukwudi. When he was abt being transfered to Maiduguri frm Calabar, he told me he was scared, that he had a feeling he would die.. Both he & Musa was transferred to maiduguri, after 3 years, musa came back to Calabar, contacted me tru fb and when we met, i asked of Chukwudi? Only to be told that he was caught by stray bullets of BH While fighting in Sambisa, he told me that chukwudi kept telling him to save him, that he does not want to die, But they had to leave him behind at the forest because they were running out of bullets and their ammunitions were toys compared to BH boys. They left him. Nobody knows where his corpse is. Chukwudi is gone.

GoshenNLA:
We never asked you in the first place, you started the story urself

and nobody asked you to share your opinion with me,you quoted me yourself.

Kendaboss:
Nice one, your prediction just entered

omoh e remain colairane to play for 2morow 4 my joy to be full. Molde..and the rest don enter.

GoshenNLA:
I don mark you face, the day you will start a post of how your cousin was jilted
I dey watch you for 3D

It will never happen bros.. Quite anticipating bad news. It will never happen.. But if it does.. Then i'll simply mind my business.. Afterall.. Nothing concern Nairaland with my cousin's relationship.

Dreadlock69:
Watching money heist Detective and co assistant , he likes her but she doesn't feel the same Professor and the detective , have feeling What I'm I saying sef why do they Prefer bahd over gentleman

sometimes gentlemen are boring..

Kendaboss:
Do you think Lyon can cause an offset like they did against man city tonight with Bayern and secure their place, in the champions league final for the first time in the history of the club.

I played them 12&Ov.2.5.

as long as they don't draw and also deliver 3 goals i'm good.
Lyon u19 has already delivered 4 me.

Haywhymido:
He will learn but in a hard way

No problem. It's your opinion pls kindly keep it to yourself.

lefulefu:
indian guys no doubt

And few useless Nigerian men oo.

Youngpo413:
In summary,it will end in tears.

Yea.. You're right.. It'll surely end in tears.. Premium tears.. But it's gonna end in tears of joy & laughter for my cousin. And i'm sure gonna join in the tears too when he starts crying at the alter.

ikdiuno:
That party will be his undoing... Carry go!

I'm sure it'll all be a pleasure all the way...

[quote author=luckyedgal1 post=92943788]Your cousin nor hear the song "hip hip hip hurray, long life and prosperity, more rich boyfriends"
Abi...him eyes go clear soon...she the get the money from another guy period make him enjoy while it last..it will end in tears.
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the fact that you sound this way obviously says alot about your personality. You sound so bitter and pained. Chill man..
My cousin's girlfriend comes from a wealthy home.. And that is where her money comes from. No matter what you say or think, that doesn't change the fact that my cousin is happy with her.

GoshenNLA:
Love still dey shack your cousin, e eyes go soon clear, I trust 9ja girls

you nlers are funny oo.. So you think my cousin would eventually get over a girl who spends on him, comes home to make delicious, mouth watering dishes for him,. There's nothing that girl doesn't do, and to think that she has one of the most perfect shape, and the kindest heart. Dude loves her so much that he's already talking about marriage and it's amazing how much they get to be in love.. Sometimes i get jealous but sincerely.. I'm happy for him.
If love & relationship with a naija girl never worked for you, that doesn't mean it doesn't work out for others. You can try other girls from other countries beyond Africa, and i hope at the end, you'll find happiness and fulfillment. Good Morning..

Sixfeetbelle:
At least you asked leading questions. Op isn't doing that and somehow magically expects the conversation to flow. Is it a soliloquy?

I have few friends per say - who still engage me in frequent intellecual and entertaining conversations.. I always look forward to having chit-chats with them.
And not the hello-hi, how are you, have you eaten kind of people.

This your advice won't stop my cousin from throwing a party for his gf... The girl is one of a kind and he's obviously obsessed and deeply in love with her.

Chii59:
The problem I have with some young adults is that they don't know what they want.
For every choice you make there are Pros and Cons.
For example, the advantage of dating an independent woman is that she's bringing something to the table.
On the flip side, that independent side of her will never allow her to be fully submissive. She has seen life, probably gone through different men, and is most likely around late 20s and above.

On the other hand, a young, docile 19 year old is younger, maybe prettier but most likely jobless.
You're going to have to spend on her.
She may or may not question your moves, but then she hasn't really experienced life. She might even be childish.

The problem is that a lot of young men (in this case) want to HAVE IT ALL.
An independent yet submissive, woman who pays her fair share of the bills and has no problem obeying whatever he says.
You can't have it all.

You've said it all.. I could'nt aggree any less!.

E shock me sha! I don laugh tire

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...God... Those men who raped her could be people's boyfriends... I'm sure they are cultists.. It will never be well with evil men.
If you're on NL Here.. And you are a rapist or have indulged in raping anyone one before.. May your days be painful and short, shame! Shame! Shame!. Tufiakwa! Abasi kan idiok mpko!

How i wish i could screenshot my convos on fb. The kind of men sending me friend request eh.. Jeez.. After accepting, you'll be getting the usual 'hello, hi, have u eaten?,where are you chatting frm? Are you married? I love your pics..can we meet? Are you on whatsapp?.. And that's how how the chat circle continues with 'hello-hi' till i eventually get bored and abandon the chats.. Sometimes going to my inbox is a boring task i just can't deal with..
You ask them abt their zodiac? They go blank... Like most men knows nothing about horoscope & Astrology,.operas,oscars,space travels, world politics and so on.

Some even go to the extent of snapping their irritating dicks, while telling you how prolific & terrific they are on bed. Some will tell me, they heard 'Calabar girls are good in bed'.
If you refuse to exchange contacts or aggree to meet them- they block you with few, throwing random insults.
Seriously OP.. If you wanna be honest, you'll aggree with me that this issue here swings on both genders .

SeunDobo:
Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?

i don't think that's the answer to my question.. Btw..It takes a greater idiot to identify one.

Nnamdi kanu please wear your slippers and come and see something....

The Apostolic faith church.

iLUCID:
Wahala, meanwhile another bad night for punters; ManCity is losing gallantly, unlike Barça

anybody betting champions league games should knw better that the best and safest options are and 12, & o2, 12&o2, 12&o3

You want to know why i do Girls?
Okay lemme tell you why.. See ehn.. Anytime i mix pepsi with honey,mashed potatoes & bananas,curry powder, a cube of star maggi seasoning, cough syrrup,half shot of lemon juice,potash, vitamin b complex supplement,.. I add all these into a pot and add two glasses of drinking water..then add dry ijebu garri, a little palm oil and a pinch of salt to taste.
i allow it to simmer for 5 minutes.. Then bring down to cool down.
See ehn.. Once i eat this special delicacy ehn.. I start exhibiting lesbian tendencies.. And start hunting for fresh succulent,yummy, sweet pussy to devour..
So that's it.. I hope this really helps tho. If you doubt me just try it.*for straight people only*.

See.. You ladies need to stop behaving like this.. If you both aren't compatible then why does he need you?
Lemme tell you something.. Most Nigerian men take female folks as fools and an object of sexual exploitation.. Some of them thinks we ladies have fish brains. A typical Alpha male in this forum will never spend or do any ladies bidding if she turns them down.
Maybe you both are really not compatible as he says.. But don't you think hanging around him would only make you fond of him..thereby exposing your fragile nature to his freewill?
Nevertheless.. If you think it's the right thing to do.. Then make your choice.. Just don't let it end in premium tears.. Because we won't be there to give to tissue to wipe your tears. Be wise!

So.. You've got a girl who is awesome,loving & understanding,All in one package.. I'm sure she's damn pretty too..
a quality quite hard to find. But here you are still complaining.
Like seriously?.. Wtf is wrong with you niqqa?
Assuming she was quite insistent and persuading.. Pressuring you to get her a new phone and other stuffs... You would'nt waste any time coming to nairaland to whine and lament about how Nigerian ladies are self~centered, inconsiderate, self-entitled and overbearing. Now you've got a girl who understands without much explanation but here you are, telling us how jealous you are.
Of a truth... My Economics teacher was rights.." human wants are insatiable.".

Firstnebo:
Thank you my dear Fly. Imagine an online world where I cannot reply this your beautiful compliment because I fear incurring the dreaded verdict - "You Are a Simp!"

Try and imagine that.

my dear.. What a life.. And the level of hypocrisy is so appalling..

Have i had 3somes? Yeah.

3 girls = went down goood.. We all kushed and the rest was history.. But i know my gal was hurt.. She never wanted to share..
did it happen again? Yeah.. It was fun.