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ehmmy11:
For someone that claims to be a stud you are too interested in penis ..what's up with that? Or you actually like guys? You should be happy guys can't measure up in bed so you can have more girls since you know how to satisfy women better

Well, that does'nt discredit my claims to be real. And yes! I'm a stud. Like i said.. I belong to a female online community with a huge fan base.. I get to hear pathetic stories of you guys. I don't need to experience or be interested in penis before i know that most men are inadequate. I personally have alot of female friends..both runs girls & bisexuals who often gist and brief me with their personal sexual up-to-date matters.. And it's so appalling to even think of it.
Alot of straight & bisexual females here experience these things but fear to speak up.. I have to help them talk because una matter for here don tire me.

See them spoiling people's children.. You'll not allow her to reach 18 years.. You don dey dig the girl now.. Ontop of that, you didn't even use protection.. Tuehh!
Shey if someone ask you what plans you have for the girl now.. You won't say anything tangible or sensible.. But see you dicking her. If she carry belle nkor? Oga better go and start pricing baby baths, pampers, and baby food. Happy father's day in addy.

To all you guys trolling this thread.. So it's bad for her to be looking for a rich older man.. But there's nothing wrong for a 21years old guy marrying a 45years old rich elderly woman.?
Tell me.. Pls what is the colour of your hypocrisy.? Green or red?

See the kind man.. Person daughter go marry.. Just negodu... Is it not better for her to stay single? See dirty drunkard.

Messi.. I know you're a water sign guy.. And as a Cancer sign.. I'm not surprised at this news.. But lemme just tell you.. If you don't end up in man city.. Then i'll never ever put u in my ticket ever again because i know say na nonsence you go dey play to make sure say e pain barca executive board and coach.
DO All you can to leave barca abeg.. I wan dey fan man city and i need to see your ASS in premier league.

Hmmm i simply Smh.

gwininfo:
maybe we should chat so you would educate me on being good in bed. @powerfly

Oga.. Just tell your babe make she teach u na.

WonderWoman5775:
Lol this is funny
Abeg tell me the name of the Facebook group

Women Sexology group (WSG).
The admin might video call you and also ask some questions to be sure you're a female.

you know.. It really beats my imagination to know that, a large % of Nigerians knows nothing about the ZODIAC. These is one of the major reasons why alot of ya'll meet wrong and incompartible partners. Why not use that google on your phone to educate yourself more.
do you think you'll be able to date foreign ladies.. Using this shallow minded formats and approach you always seem to use on naija ladies?.
Alot of you guys lament abt self-entitled and leaching ladies, but you do not realise that you also feel entitled to a ladies body, especially after spending on her.. You tend to always feel cheated on, when she does'nt spread her legs open wide after a kind gesture.
Most ladies pass through hell dating you, some are even managing.. But you hardly see them coming online to rant.
I don't even blame you guys sha. If the economy of this country was as good as that of most European countries.. Alot of nonsense wey i dey see online for no exist..everyone would be too busy working & minding their business.

Most of the guys here.. Only tidy their house when they're expecting a girl. Just pay them an unexpected visit.. By the time you enter their room, you'll see sweaty soccer jerseys and dirty socks lying around, making the whole room smell like Amadioha fart. If you say u should enter their kitchen to cook, just lift any tray or shift any plastic container.. You'll just see baby cockroaches running out as if they're playing hide&seek. With cobwebs& termite eggs everywhere. You hear them saying something like 'don't mind the way the kitchen is oo, ever since i travelled & returned, i have'nt had the time to enter the kitchen'. Tuehh!!
Some of you can't handle a successful woman coz of your lack of self esteem. Aside huge boobs and ass, you don't know what u want from/in a woman.
The truth is.. Go and brush yourself, polish & work on yourself and re-define your criteria in selecting a date, and trust me.. You'll meet a good girl to date.
And lastly.. Try to educate yourself more, seek more knowledge.

you guys quoting me.. Kilode ni?
For the guy telling me 'dick size doesn't matter.. Hahaha.. The fb ladies group i belong to with over 1.5k members, you need to see alot of women who dumped or turned down marriage offers simply because of small dick size.. Most ladies on NL Will agree wit me that below average dicks are a no no. Does not matter where the gspot is located. Have u ever wondered why a girl would suddenly start acting up after the first sexual encounter?.
Every blessed day on NL.. I always come across numerous topics created to bash and condemn Nigerian ladies. The other guy even said, no one should marry Nigerian ladies; i smh.
the truth is.. Most Nigerian guys don't know how to court a lady. Most of you coming to this forum to rant and wail,lack good communication skills, when you invite her over for sex as usual, after the do, both of you would just be staring at each other like 'face-me-i-face-you apartment'.
why? That's because after lovemaking, there's probably nothing else to fall bk to.

I'm officially a MAN CITY FAN. barca bye bye!.

fati2001:
tell me something!

Babe i dey tell u oo.. Some don't even know how to do sef.. Na babe go dey tell them 'do it like this, don't do it like that'.
Then.. You have the ones who hardly shave.. Hair go just dey long dey go reach, cover their balls.,.
Ahh! If i want to mention the ones that have foul~smelly mouth odour, ewo! And nah these ones like kissing pass.. Tuehhh!!
E even get the ones wey no fit kiss sef.. These ones will be attacking your lips and tongue like dog that is fighting with bone to lick the marrow.
If i want to even talk about the one's that will be squeezing ya breast as if they're trying to force juice from unripe orange,smh.
What about those guys with very rough surfaced d*cks, I don't know if it's pimples or rashes or injuries, but their d*ck skin would be looking like sandpaper used in scrubbing the surface of plywood.
My dear, if i continue. U go shake head tire..
there's a female group on fb i belong to, if u hear tory.. U go fear.

drezzyx:
So sorry ur guy is this terrible.

thanks for the condolence.. I'll make sure i extend it to him and also to others here on nl who needs it.

God dey.

cfree14:
Aunty! how u carry know abi u be.............Ahh *slap on the head* but..but I no even talk am na

I know.. I get cabal wey dey bring gist come.. Babes even teach guys how to straff..chai

Lolz.. I guess you had an abusive mum or aunt. Dude is always on nl creating topics related to women. Dude CALMMM DOWN.

Some guys are very terrible in bed.. Zero bedmatic skills, bad breath and very small d.ks.. But when u see them online.. They'll be sharping their mouth anyhow.

Tkhguy has dropped another hot single titled - My Abuja waistbead girlfriend.
No worry dem go give you award for 'MALE OP With the highest topics on female matters'.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

Pocohantas and rehkina, Larmanii, Sweetcunt make una come see our regular visitor for ladies lounge oo

Tkhguy on Nigerian ladies on the wheelz of Steel.. Anadawan!

Boyfriend keh? Is 'boyfriend' inside the Nigerian constitution?

True talk..

Op shey u be girl ni.. Just see your life.

encryptjay:
So what's the correlation between an Aquarius and what the OP typed? Care to explain?

An Aquarius is an air sign...
Op can never be an Aquarius.. Because i know how they behave. water signs are Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio.
If you check the Op's profile, you'll notice that he likes creating topics about The female gender.. And he always finds a way to castigate or bash women.
I want to believe that it is as a result of series of wrong relationship with several women. I guess he's having a hard time getting over those experience. I'm an Aquarius by the way. the Dude is just pained.

This OP Truely has an obsession for women. He even sounds like a water sign guy. Tomorrow now.. You'll create another thread bashing Independent ladies.. Op u nor dey tire? Ok continue..

Shanklee:
Sha know ur own wing. I represent south west broke boiz azzoziation.

me na south-south broke girlz association, Calabar municipal branch.

I think all the broke and jobless males and females should create an association. Let us know ourselves well

I would believe her because this Laycon guy is a water sign guy..
If there's anything very peculiar about that sign.. It's their uncanny and unprecedented gift in telling lies.. They can lie for Africa, very emotional and indecisive in nature..

OkoyeA1:
abeg remember me too o Make I join you for where dem dey pack dem
Cc DapperGuy skyfather09 Powerfly MrHandsome2013

lolz...

The hate you give Nigerian girls bleeps everyone.

skyfather09:
dumbass, you don't need a laptop to download a dating app..

well.. I prefer a laptop., do you have a problem with that?

skyfather09:
you sef go marry ya own old white man, that boy don secure greener pasture you dey here dey hate.

Ok.. Wait lemme scam you fes..then i'll use the money to buy a laptop that i'll use to download a dating app where i can meet a white man that will secure my future. Ode!