₦airaland Forum

phantom24:
What quantity do you need? And ur location, am in akwa ibom

Lagos

The goats did not mention all the Owambe Yorubas that were more in number....

Perhaps Lagos government should get the list of attendees.

EzendiEgo1:
Good morning NL
So Yesterday night I red a post about how a girl from NL was Impregnated by her brother in-law
https://www.nairaland.com/5751460/im-pregnant-sisters-brother-in-law-im And she's seeking for advice on how to abort the Child.

My problem now is that I have been sleeping with our house help for more than five times now with Condom. I know am on a safe side because she can't get pregnant while using condom unless it breaks.
But I have to stop this, before it becomes addiction. But seriously the girl is irresistible.

Please I need advise on how to stop before it becomes so dangerous.

Since you're too young to have a wife and baby, if she has good character and average in beautify, divert her to me.

chat me up

Onyekachi419:
Everyone really need to get tested especially southeast they keep believing their is no covid 19.
We don't have medical centers to get tested does not mean covid 19 does not exist their.
please let's staysafe.

You're really a 419 by your moniker.



How is Oshogbo today?


Please leave South East and face yorubalnad already ravaged by coronavirus.

Ok

post=87685513:
God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his AMIABLE Vice President PROF YEMI OSINBAJO as they are doing all they can to make our once battered and raped nation work again.


Two of a kind they are!

God bless Nigeria.

Your redemption is very far.

Yu should be talking about Adeboye redeem church which places money above human lives.


They told all their parishes to hold services today but he was in his house ....



Coronavirus has exposed that some called churches are nothing but money making ventures.


They are simply avenues to extort money from the gullible.

This topic should be in front page but the hoes won't push it when it's needed.

borngeologist:
My story might be lengthy with a lot of grammatical blunders.. But my elders Abeg help me just manage read am and advice me because am really confused..

I have a boss who actually loves me. He likes me like a son and he always wants me to go out with him. We are actually very close pal.

There was a day he went out with his girklfriend. I was at home when my phone rang. He told me to bring 3k to where he was with his girlfriend. When I got there he told me to sit down and drink and eat dog meat with them. But I don't eat dog so I only drank one bottle. The lady and I later talked and I left them.

She came to our place this Wednesday. I was inside my room, she was just insisting that she wanted to see me. When I got there, she was just telling me my boss drinks a lot which is quite true but he dosent misbehave. That it is too much. As a guy man I covered up for my boss. And I left her and my boss.

Today we went to her shop. My boss ordered for drink for us. We started drinking. Later I went out, she followed me. We sat together and started talking. She started telling me that If she actually saw me first she would have dated me that she loves me that she doesn't like my boss. I was quite shocked and told her that since she is already dating my boss it is not possible. Then my boss and one of my other colleague with a lady came out and joined us. That was how we started gisting again. I had an important call to pick so I later entered her shop because the outside was noisy. That was how this lady came inside and kissed me. I was really shocked I have to run outside.

My boss and I later left her place for a burial where a friend of his (a lady) invited us to a burial. When I got there this lady started saying she really likes me that she wish she meet me earlier that she would have dated me.. That she really likes me a lot. My boss now jokingly asked me that I want to take all his girls from him. Mind you that my boss girlfriend calls me her husband even people close to her shop call me her husband.. And these ladies are way older than Me..

Please all I need from you guys is advice on what to do cause am confused.

There is also a married lady too that told me she wished she met me earlier that she would have dated me. And other older beautiful ladies. In their early and middle thirties and am just 23.

Confession time.

WHO PREPARED THE CHARM FOR YOU?


throw away that charm bro before it destroy you.

Contact me let's fish him out.

EVILFOREST:
In as much as I deeply appreciate such a climax, I won't hesitate to berate such EGOCENTRIC attitude that is currently Bedeviling my people.

I LIVE in the US, and we see how different tribes sequentially progress in the US.
In Fact, the United States draws its strength from different ethnic nationalities.

PLEASE, you do not have to insult other TRIBES for not condescending to the level of displaying achievements on social media platforms.
This RUBBISH must STOP.

I have Japanese and Mexican Neighbors here.
Some are in the US National Guard, Some are in the Military as Reserves, but you don't get to see them make so much noise.

In Fact, I have the option of joining the AIRFORCE which is open to anyone with papers but I'm still contemplating because I have a career path.

I specifically chose not to reside among the BLACKS especially my people.
I know how many marriages they have destroyed in the US.
I know how we get to visit NIGERIA, get IGBO LADIES introduced to Colleagues, they get married and eventually enter the US and become dragons.
But no IGBO PLATFORM, talks about such nonsense.
Sometimes, what we do also make me believe we have underlying problems that need urgent attention.

Yorubas like you are irredeemable fools....


He is a Biafran man...


Ndiara.

Born2conquer:
I don’t wanna give more details

If you won't give details, why disturb our peace?

IGBOS, WOULD YOU LEARN YOUR LESSONS NOW OR CONTINUE WITH THE STUPIDITY OF BUYING LAND IN YORUBA SOUTHWEST.

This is false.

They don't sign spiritual agreement.

They take physical oath.
Afonjas and gullibility are like 5&6

He should continue with the owambe.
Evil men always looking ways to eliminate the poor masses.

mylogic111:
distressed sales of my fairly used FIRMAN ECO 8990ES for 150k

and used elemax big gen 25k

Direct Image Bizhub C353 (4months used)
but slightly faulty. 100k

egbeda, igando, ojo alaba .
environs...call for serious buyer not negotiable.
this is a distressed sell.
zero 8 zero 2 seven 2, one 5 eight, 1 zero

posting pics will help you

LearnITsmash:
They will never take caution as they believe their Roman white jesus will save their butts when they start dying by the thousands, and its only now that the government is closing churches, I pity this ignorant religious country

Why insult other people's RELIGION?

Terrorists like deserve covid-19. May it locate you for insulting Jesus Christ.

AmTruth:
It's just inappropriate to easily draw conclusions against the President. Had it been he stopped or shut flight earlier, the case about the woman in Enugu and others states been refused to come home would have turned to Tribal war against the President for not allowing their tribe coming home before the outburst of coro.

In short most people said it is a Scam that nothing is existing. Now you are panicking, you haven't seen anything yet. We die here together if God wishes.

Let this sound as a warning that people should not always be Joking or be Ridiculously about everything because of irrational Sentiments.

There's always Light at the End of the Tunnel.

God bless Nigeria!!!

You bigot !!!.


The woman at Enugu did not and never had covid19.



Get your fake info out of here.



You forgot that a white man In Ekiti state had covid19 and died of it in Ekiti.


You people should stop distorting history.

Stop misinformation of the public.

This is the time we need Tinubus bullion Van filled with Us dollars.

quineP:
thank you sir, i did a pelvin scan test and d doctor said all my reproductive organs were fine

Change that hospital ASAP.


Go to a government hospital.

tyup:
I'm wishing him quick recovery asap

The question is why would you see a Fulani man not one but about two and still carry them? this guy surely behaved like an Ipob man who rates money above every other thing

You're indeed a Yorubanza of odua useless republic of brown roof.


Shameless goat.


See what they did to your brother and look at your cowardly response to people that nearly killed your brother.

Shame on you coward.

Olayinka777:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will like to go straight into the matter. I bought a machine from a guy at Alaaba international market over 2 years ago. At about that time I decided to get another one & deposited 150k with him due to some financial challenges I had at that time the deal didn't pull through, so I have been calling this guy to refund my money he has refused. He said I should pay the balance & carry my machine. The issue is I don't even need it anymore as the first one I bought serving me just fine.
Is there any authority I can report the matter to in the market?

What kind of machine?

This seems like a terrorist attack just to test how effective their plans and weapon could be.


Lagos, be watchful !!!

aAK1:
Ebay check out available.
Come with links and address and if you don’t have an address, we give you one.

what of PayPal

Obrigardo:
I use to root for him but his response to this virus has exposed clearly his priorities, that is himself.
how people still support this man is a deep underlying issue, has a problem to do with themselves. Go on twitter #TheWorstPresidentEver and see real reasons people think he is the worst, I got convinced.
Its very hard to support this man without talking about conspiracy theories.

Trump is the worst president ever
what do you think?

Shameless JIHADIST.


it's funny that you support a president terrorising people of his country and speaking evil against Senior President Trump.

All those expecting president Trump to be positive are fools.

It's difficult, if not impossible to infect a US president.


US uses several technics to protect their President, unlike the shithole Nigeria.

Easybela:
You are occupying one room self contain with your wife,then there is this friend of yours that always comes straight to your house from shop,he will pass through your room and go straight to your bathroom to bath. Your wife feels uncomfortable about this because her undies are right there in the bathroom. If she complains to you,what will be your reaction?

How I wish your husband can ask our opinion here by himself, we would have reset his sense.

Speeddial:
It is a multimillion naira industry about to be made today, I need friends to assist me so we can do this.

I need a designer to customize our logo and also bring up other useful tips.

A graphics designer to also make videos are welcome.

Distributor are also welcome

We are into production of all kinds to home and beauty care products. But in this stage we are starting with dish wishing soup which is a home care product.

Reward for service rendered will be discussed.

Indicate if you have a helpful skill to give.

You need to show me samples of your products before I invest.