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pato station: I also heard that Priests and popes can now marry. I wonder which Bible the Catholics have been reading all along. Oh, I forgot, The Catholic Duauy? Version. Additionally, that Mary ("Mother of God" is no longer a virgin after having more than 5 children; Not a "Mediatrix" any longer and does not need to "plead for us" anymore. That's good!

what planet are u from pls?

muktar mtt: I hard he waz accused of sexualy harssment of sml boys in d name of xtristernity wat a shame

*hits head on wall* U heard! Did u confirm if it was true! And later u say christians generalize, sheesh!

Yawns.............so much ado over nothing, do not mix state matters with religion, the christians here should show decorum, and for those telling us to fight for Jesus and kill for him, sorry we are not God and so cannnot fight for him, he knows best and all we can do for him is do his will and not to kill supposedly for him, and for those calling us illuminaties may the veils fall of your eyes so that u may see. Dominus vobiscum

abdulkayus: d muslims girls hav d right to wear their hijabs anywhere dey are. So u ppl xpect dem to be openin their heads like u ppl abi.
Hypocrites.

Lol! U say opening heads as if we open our private parts our heads are not our private parts and our faces are our identities so sorry we dont have to cover them, i dont support fortythree strokes but for christsakes there is a dress code and muslim schools abound!

ItsModella: That moment when you're taking a dump and listening to music with your earbuds....gratifying, I tell you

*falls off chair*

peteregwu: if u study the history of the catholic, u will
discover that The catholic has never been a
true church, they have never stood for the
truth and they are no supporter of the
truth. have u ever heard the pope telling
people to be born again or surrender to
Jesus. they dont even know what is born
again or salvation. Catholic church is a
den of demons, either u believe it or not.
the throne of Satan. they worship the
queen of heaven (satan), thats wy they
have the so called "holy mary" as there
god. and if you a catholic member, I
advise you to leave that church and seek
for Jesus accept Jesus as your Lord and
saviour, do not join follow them to worship
in a place where they worship idol or Mary,
or else if you die in such condition, u will
be cast into hell fire. pray the Lord to
reveal to you the church where u can serve
Him in truth and in spirit.

Your level of ignorance makes me wanna cry *sobs*

@richforGod, merci beaucoup sleep tight dearies

Hmmm today was kinda stressfull for me in school and I was super duper hungry but I was still able to fast sha, thank God . During one of my lectures, the lecturer(a very funny dude) was telling us different stories about his growing up and stuff but I was able to notice something about him, he was fond of saying stories which in a way ended up about how we should try and live christianity instead of just having the tag, something clicked, I remember reading an article in which the writer was saying we didntt have to wait for a perfect opportunity before we become the christian student or the christian writer or the christian lecturer or the christian poet, every moment is an opportunity, the lecturer used his comic prowess to spread the message not minding whether muslim students were around or not. Now the million dollar question , Do u use ur talents to the glory of God, @striktlymi, thanx a bunch

Lord knows I have gained a lot from nairaland, information on businesses, family life, religion, infact nairaland is a mosaic of all sorts, u meet VERY intelligent people and also slowpokes, cynics and fanatics, the holies and the badasses, christians and muslims, catholics and protestants infact nairaland is like the whole of nigeria right inside your phone, I dont actually intend to work for long before opening my business due to ideas from NL, I love nairaland and my favorite people are davidlyan(intelligent), striktlymi(there z jus somfin abt him), logicboy(he's still a baby at heart ), also all the people of goodwill on NL....gracias, btw NLers are the best comedians

*sobs* I'm so much in love with this thread, it's making me cry inside cos I'm not a fisherman at all, Jesoul, Ihedinobi, I love you. These are the kind of christian threads we need, threads that lift up our spirit, pls do not mind the unbelievers, the lord will touch their hearts soon, chaque chose en son temps

Wellllllllll today was pretty much the same except that I went for the stations of the cross and I was able to fast , striktlymi thanx for ur advice, it has really given me a good practical way of observing this lent cos I love softdrinks . Hope the catholics in the house went for the stations of the cross, If no i guess u still have friday. Sleep tight

striktlymi: Good evening prairie,

Your day has really been busy and quite funny too. I believe that you need not abstain from food only as part of your lenten observance and if you choose to abstain from food then I believe you can choose which meal to give up if you can't give up all.

Considering that you are a student I will advice that you do not abstain too much from food that you are unable to concentrate on your studies. Studying very well for the love of God can be a good way to observe lent while you might add little things like giving up a bottle of mineral while you give the money to some poor guy who might need it.

What we do in lent is really not cast in stone. I know its traditional to fast from food but there are other things we can also do with love for God. You mentioned something about your friends finding you okay today...that can be something you can tap from for this lent. Since you are a catholic I will advice that you go through lent with the help of a spiritual director in order to go through it the way you should.

I think you did good today and you deserve some praise.

Kudos!

*faints*..........................

ooman4: Hey genius, your use of "errant" above is incorrect, it can only be used before a noun.

*sighs* what do I do with u, errant is an adjective and it qualifies the noun 'english'(english is a noun here), unless ur english is as unfortunate as kimmicus'. I already told u I dont have time to be silly *clicks unfollow*

ooman4: Did u google that word? Erudite

Smh, ur english was errant, deal with it and stop going in circles

ooman4: Or that yours is baldadash

ROTFL!....its balderdash by the way, who's speaking balderdash now. I really dont have time for a grammar war now, why? Cos I aint stupid

Hmmmm lets see, well today didnt go as planned cos i ate before hand *covers face* lol!; I had practicals through out today so I was quite hungry and i didnt know when i went to the cafeteria to eat with my gals *sobs*, I'm sorry for not being a true example today but I guess tomorrow's pregnant . The plus for today is that I wasnt grumpy when i got to school and my girls didnt complain of me today I know its personal but hey who says I cant get personal anyways we thank God all the same, striktlymi where are u o

kmcutez: Somebody should please help me translate this post before I can answer.

That can only mean ur understanding of english is unfortunate. Kasamt!

Dextra: Dear Prairie, would you and any other persons mind updating this thread in my absence. I'll be going offline for a few days. Whoever, visits here first can update it daily! It is our thread. I am happy that you won over your desire for food! Keep it up sister, after a few days you will not have any problem abstaining from nutrition. Thanks.

Owkay ma'am i'll try to do that, but i'll need a helper o, striktlymi oya over to u

Lovetinz: Hmm.. dem all dey talk say u wrong abi?
The girl na Miss Decent.

Give her 3months, if she doesnt tell u her mother is ill.. rent due.. school fees.. blah.. blah...
Come here and give my kongba head a konk.

have u been conned by women all ur life?

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]to improve your grammar, delete the biatch 4rm ur memory.[/quote] una too wicked

*sneezes and blows nose* op na ur thread gimme dis catarrh o. But seriously i want to cry for ur english

He is closest to us in our time of distress, Y'all should know the church has experienced worse times and is still alive even after two thousand years, the gate of hell shall never prevail and the chaff of the church shall be removed and thrown away so y'all shouldnt worry. Pray for the body of christ. Btw no muslim should come and say any crap about being proud to be a muslim cause dats tantamount to saying u are proud of being part of a bombing squad. Peace

Bmas01: .while some agree with Bible which contain 73 books.anyway leave dem with there wahala thank GOD I'm a MUSLIM

atleast our own wahala is not about bombing innocent people everyday or dressing women in garbage bags, I'm PROUD to be a CHRISTIAN

kmcutez: This Davidylan is a joke. So wishing death on a fellow being is not enough evidence for you. You want murder to be committed before you believe.

Is it not the same Jesus that said,

Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer, meaning that, thinking the act is the same as committing the act.

Olodo.

choi! Kimmicus ur case eh na die! Do u not see d message being passed across? Heh?, when u hate, havent u murdered d person in ur heart? Or cant u see he's trying to admonish us not to hate? Cant u see?!! Cant u see!!! Or because u are atheist now u have lost ur humanity and morals. Dang! Its a pity

hadbak: @ OP- Do anyone care if they hate it or not? All I have to say is.. be confident to wear it(Hijab) no matter where n what..

Madam did those people force u to stop using ur ijab? They might laugh but thats because they aint used to it besides everyone gets laughed at, when i make d sign of d cross before i eat some of my friends laugh at me but now they used to it and sometimes join me. And u do know that what u experienced is a piece of cake compared to what christians suffer in d north dont u?. Shalom

maasoap: I opened this thread after I read that a school teacher gave a 12 yr old 43 lashes for wearing hijab to school because they're taking their hatred to another level! Even if it's a single stroke, it still boiled down to hatred for Islam. Nigerian christians would argue why Muslim girls have to wear hijab in a christian founded sch (public or private) but when u asked them how does wearing hijab to christian founded school affect them or d school? They would simply become dumb. Now on front page? letmecheck.

stop making a mountain out of a mole hill, u saw even christians condemned it because that woman did not behave in a christian way so stop d victim thingy ur doing, if a school is private and has a dressing code that doesnt include ijab, a right thinking muslim who still wants to wear an ijab should rather find a muslim school to attend c'est finis!. Shalom

kmcutez: You again. You still have not told me if you were laughing at your jewish god that cloth adam and eve in leaves or if you were laughing at your stupidity.

who's this weed again? Is it that same logicboy's bootlicker? Gosh, u just love those boots doncha? Abeg shift for road jor, or better still go back to ur village and go and eat wild fruits and swing from creeper to creeper, hypocritical atheist!.........strolls out of thread........u rili dont wanna to get on my bad side

Yaaaayyy!!! I was able to last today, thank God. Hoping for tomorrow

Y'all evangelical atheists should live and let live, logicboy ur agenda isnt humanism at all, thats just a guise, u just want christians to become atheists and all that crap, but do u know that once religion is out u have no yardstick to measure immorality, everything becomes anything goes, u guys talk like religion is all that bad, u forget christian missionaries started education in our part of d continent, if ur agenda is education fine! But dont put any hidden agenda, I'd have been happier if u were this excited abt going to the north and opening schools for women or advocating for women's rights instead ur hammering on a non-issue, all those people commiting atrocities in the name of being christian, u and i know that that isnt christianity, funny thing is that humanism is christianity dat makes ur agenda a christian one sef. Anyways my two kobo, peace be unto u

ooman4: THE RELIGIOUS NEED OUR HELP, they need us to show them the way, the path to fulfilled life. We need to tell them that fulfillment is not found in a God but in our selves.

WE NEED TO GIVE PEOPLE FREEDOM FROM RELIGION WITHOUT TAKING AWAY THEIR RIGHTS.

We can do this by getting God out of our schools so that children will not be poisoned again from childhood.

WE NEED TO COME OUT AND SHOW PEOPLE OUR SUCCESSES, BY THAT, THEY WE COVET AND BECOME ATHEISTS, SINCE ATHEISTS ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL AFRICANS THAN THEISTS ARE.

We need to proclaim the TRUTH OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION

LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT. WE MUST ASSURE PEOPLE THAT HEAVEN AND HELL IS A FAIRY TALE FOR ADULTS. SUCH WORLD CANNOT EXIST. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR CONSCIOUSNESS OUT OF THE MATERIAL STATE AND THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR THE SPIRITUAL STATE TOO.

THEN, THE BLACK MAN WILL KNOW SUCCESS, OR THE BEGINNING OF IT

Lol! How successful are u really? Evangelical atheist, ur not diff from d christian fanatic or muslim extremist, i can tell. Btw dont tell me u closed ur eyes to successful christians, though that isnt the main message of christ