donofdons:
[size=13pt]That South West city is a very dirty and smelly city with some of the ugliest girls with strech marks that look like tribal marks and tribal marks that look like cutlass cut...God punish jesu the day wey him carry me go there for nysc[/size]

you are a fool

lol

ModiKen:


My friend stop call God in this matter.

Call on the FRSC and other road and traffic regulation bodies to be alive to their duties and responsibilities.

What do u expect in a country where anyone can just wake up, take up the keys to a car (without any prior knowledge of driving) and enter the road; no leaners permit, no driver's license.

In this country where I'm am at the moment, you are mandated to go to a licenced driving school, study road signs, rules and symbol for two months, write a very tough exam (an exam where if u fail three questions, you wld have to retake it).

If you pass d exam, you wld be taken by the road to do the practical aspect of "learning how to drive a car" under the watchful gudiance of a licenced driving tutor.

When that tutor is satisfied with your performance, he/she would give you a certificate which you would take to the driver's licencing office to get ur driving licence.

I can count the number of times I'v seen an accident scene here and it is never fatal. It is always just "scratch my motor small". And when it happens, one of the owners of the car involved calls the police. The police comes, measures the accident scene, take pictures and whoever is found to be the offender pays for damages done to the other person's car and he also pays a fine to the police.

Hence people here driving with great care because aside the fine, it is your insurance company that pays for the repair of the other person's car and they would definitely increase your insurance fee for the next month or year (which ever is your plan).

I no like oyibo people because of their racist attitude but they are very ORGANIZED. They don't do things anyhow.

Unlike my country where somebody can just enter d road, drive anyhow he/she likes, sending people to their early graves.

am not against all you said.Human factor has a role to play,but God has His place too.Your believe system doesn't mean I shouldn't express mine.So,to me I believe we all have parts to play.

Zik of Africa

ok.But I don't trust USA

sunsky29:
bros we dey do am codedly na

lol.That was the first and the last time I was caught.

I remember the day I was cutting the meat bit by bit till it doesn't make sense.My dad beat me and younger ones ehn .Funny thing is I cried more claiming an innocence not there. .
cc lalasticalala,ishilove

RIP

We have accidents almost every day now.What's wrong?Lord,heal our land.

halfrica:
Singing makes u a musician then u become celebrities den u do drugs cos d fame is too mch to handle or av baby mamas or be a baby mama
Everything in life all gat side effects

lol

Fine woman and daughters

did it

halfrica:




Yet they call us razz whose razz now?only a tribe dats razz will identify anoa razz tribe

lol

Me sef wan diss person

I did more.she actually left. .Just kidding ooo

All these network operators don't need masts again.Just rent this man and that's all.

The ram resembles Op's moniker

wow.That's a good one.Keep it up,man.

lol.Mugabe is a really bad mouthed felon. .Love that answer

halfrica:


To me e b like say dem don dey drink dat crude oil sef becos sense just dey slip comot from their brain small small until u make dem president of africa na dat time dem go feel freedom dey are just troublesome and feels insecured na dem dey pursue na dem dey run *maddness at its peak*

abi na.If anybody should be crying foul sef,ts yoruba.We supported Jonathan,we got nothing.We brought change,nothing is showing too,yet we are still working for the peace of Nigeria,not fighting like those nicompoops.

Sai Buhari

IAMTHEHERO:

Of course,are they not doing Nigeria favour? Why are they still tapping their crude oil?Tell me one contribution/favour Osun,Ekiti,Oyo have done to Nigera.Since they(Biafra) have not done any favour to Nigeria, let them go naw! Why did Nigeria lose thousands of their soldiers in fighting a war in order to keep them in Nigeria? Did Buhari still need advice on this?By your comment,we don't need to be told that mental challenge you have being complaining is still there.Thank God you exhibited it here rather than running to market unclad.

Inasmuch as I hate answering retards like you,I won't let this slide.The crude oil you are screaming about is in Ondo.Has been discovered in lagos.What the heck is your freaking problem?You guys get the hellout of Nigeria if you want.Ts less mouths for the country to feed.Who is collecting the highest allocation in Nigeria?Acting like the best set of people in the world.Halfrica come see mumu oo

halfrica:



Why wud dey ban us
Dats like creating online titanic
Sinking of the 2lovers moniker
Cos of true love i give up my moniker just to save urs they can do wateva dey like wiv my moniker bt dey shdnt touch urs

I appreciate your sacrifice,bae.So touching.Don't worry.I have called Oga at the top and he said no ban for us.A thread will soon be opened to celebrate our love sef. .
I called you.

halfrica:




Hope d award is in monetary terms o chai *singing* *more money in d bank haters begin to swerve*

waiting for his response.*we are quite naughty bae before someone bans us.

halfrica:



u want make we become nairaland most troublesome couple i just dey follow u like tag

lol.No problem,Seun will give us award. .Abi Oga at the top

God bless you,sir.This is what gospel is all about

ilotriouzAY:



If true,God bless you guys

thanks,bro

Nothing.But it ain't ending.ask Halfrica

halfrica:

Ok boo why do u want us to steal d spot lies ney ney spot light from d biafrys.
Let dem av it
It comes once in a front page
Expecting ur call later tho

lol.you are right bae.Ok

halfrica:

Please o before dem begin raid me like patrol vehicle

lol

halfrica:



They av been shouting *we want to leave* makin noise bt am wondering they shd take d bold step as caitlyn jenner did by moving and lets see who stops them
Missing u to o

lols.Had a busy week.will call you before the day ends.

Fine geh.but she no fine reach my halfrica