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Autos › Re: First Body: Super Clean Nissan Micra@370k by predatorX: 4:16pm On Aug 31, 2015

RoyalRoy:
[color=#000033] You need to grow up dude.

Seriously!![/color]

I thought i was the only one thinking He's and adult trapped in the mind of a toddler.

He's all grown up physically, just retarded mentally grin

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Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 5:19pm On Aug 29, 2015

excerpts of the ramblings of a lyrical maestro! "Lord Disser" of NL, FUNLORD

.....................every decade has its superstar, and I guess her stars gases were running low on copied material when she came across a higher power in the form of the "funlord"!

You just burnt out her stars last fusionable hydrogen reserves, and have relegated her to nothing but dark matter of the galactic abyss in the fabric of space and time. She's now a new addition to the number of blackholes in this universe and the entire multiverse grin

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Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 9:47pm On Aug 27, 2015

VaselineCrew2:
Funlord and Eroticangelina, both loosers i must say.

I mean this shhh was'nt even fun, just dissing each other with such vigor for what? Can't be for fun, that's just weird.

Eroticangelina you really fell my hand bae, figured you'd be somewhat of a classy bae, but here you are rolling in the mud with that funlord pig, guess looks can really be deceiving

Ogbeni, who send you make you go buy HOT PEPPER. You no tell dem say na only tomatoes you see.

God don cash you today, as JAh Bless talk: O ti fi ata gungun shey eyeshadows. Joor o!
o tun fi petrol din dodo!! cool

Free meat for funlord

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Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 9:41pm On Aug 27, 2015

Raalsalghul:
Don't mind me jare. Am just having fun.

make i imitate you too!!!

Wicked!! Wicked!!! Wickedest!!!! grin

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Autos › Re: First Body: Super Clean Nissan Micra@370k by predatorX: 9:40pm On Aug 27, 2015

dapsoneh:
just luk @ ds ediot, ur higher center function is very questionable cos if not, u won't just stary yarning rubbish. I cry for you bro. Get well soon slowpoke! U know what, I gaat ur time. I will pray to God to heal u of frustration [size=8pt][/size] I know ppl like u very well and I will treat u s such.. just bring it on... we be readyyy in p- square voice

well i don't "gat your time" coz you're a cheap-ass niccaw. For starters, you want a Nissan Micra for 250k and tryna strong arm a lady into letting it go for that amount. Who does that? Why not rob her instead!!!!!
Secondly, only broke-ass, boney looking snitches ride Micras. Real hoodies cool

, we be busy cruising in Muscles and Evil-Spirits making waves on the block.
Congrats on your new 300 thousand naira toy you just bought, welcome to a life of insignificance.
MICRA KING tongue

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Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 9:12pm On Aug 27, 2015

Raalsalghul:
Over Wicked! Over Wicked! Over Wicked! Wicked!

typical Raalsalghul, always causing problems between BATMAN and the JOKER. You don come here again oooo!! No Lazarus plinth to rejuvenate you for NL grin

ride on!!!

Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 9:07pm On Aug 27, 2015

my best excerpts................I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

funlord is crazier than the crazies.....koooooooolll grin

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Autos › Re: First Body: Super Clean Nissan Micra@370k by predatorX: 8:56pm On Aug 27, 2015

dapsoneh:
man, u need an urgent brain Scan cos u sounded soo stewpid. Wht buiness is dat of urs? See what u av just done to ur life! Dats how schizophrenia starts aand later you will start saying ur stepmother from ur village dey disturb u. Guy, change your weed!

you need to look up the meaning of words before you start using them............Schizophrenia, really shocked

who did you hear that from??
Dapsoneh Dapsoneh. You need to listen to yourself for a sec. I'm really concerned about your mental well-being cry

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Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 7:34pm On Aug 27, 2015

tartarus:
This is very dumb actually. a lady leaves her family, spends the rest of her life with u, bears your name and gives birth to your children. Women are doing US a favour not the other way around. Nonsense!! I'm disgusted. You're probably going to get married to a slave with that mentality of yours.

Now when you put up all those reasons as a defence for feminine independence and rights, you are inadvertently promoting the gay's cause
incase you don't know, ladies are gradually becoming rebellious in every one of those actions you hold up as a sacrifice.
Women leave their parent's house but bring-in all siblings and relatives to the dudes house and we don't complain. Actually importing her parent home to her hubby's home.
Spending the rest of her life with you is no longer like walt disney anymore. Na una dey divorce pass for naija.
una no dey bear man name again. As of lately, women are now retaining their names.
children matter....................hmmmn, make i rest

Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 7:25pm On Aug 27, 2015

timm1990:
All thanks 2 Funlord and eroticangelina.......u dude made my evening, sorry my dayyyyy ;DAll thanks 2 Funlord and erotic angelina.......u dude made my evening, sorry my dayyyyy......so when are u guys getting married, I will like to withness it

you want honeymoon love-making to involve Daggers, bayonets, shuriken stars, chainsaws, samurai swords and machine-guns!! grin

Romance › Re: When She Says No by predatorX: 7:22pm On Aug 27, 2015

only an idiot proposes to a lady and gets a "NO". That's because she was ne'er yours in the first place.
When babe never sabi all my family members them and me hers. when she never ask about/show interest in my family history and me hers too. when other men still dey call am for phone for your presence and she dey form Oprah Winfrey business woman, dey cozy up to their calls. when we never test-run living together for at least a week or two to understand our tolerance for each other. And most especially when she dey hopelessly jobless, wetin wan bring about proposal.

We are just comforting each others needs datzall grin

Autos › Re: First Body: Super Clean Nissan Micra@370k by predatorX: 5:13pm On Aug 27, 2015

Dapsoneh dude, you need help really. Read through you both's correspondence and you really sounded like a kiddo. Initially you were begging for price concessions. undecided

Immaturity.

whose *effing* biz is it at what amount you bought your ride except for your ego-exhaltation. grin

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Romance › Re: Signs That Show A Girl Is Secretly In Love With You by predatorX: 4:06pm On Aug 27, 2015

400billionman:
If she tells you that you are supposed to be taking care of her, she is in love with you.

This one is the commonest among Nigerian ladies. Now how do you know you are the only guy taking care of her ?

fact. Gbam!!!
And most ladies who use that line are always jobless. What they mean by taking care of them is only money. Team Working class babes cool

Celebrities › Re: Bleaching Expert, Fifi Turns Black After Child Birth by predatorX: 5:27pm On Aug 16, 2015

XKZ:
Don't take it personal, it's not meant to be an attack on your person.

All I'm saying is majority of guys think fair skin is prettier. And dark ladies see fair ladies get most of the attention.
Why blame them for wanting some attention too.
They need TLC not moral support.

Just take a second to check who is getting married to our political, economic and religious leaders.

As an aside why is they so much angst directed at people who change the colour of their skin but not those who change the texture of their hair.

well if you say so

Black/dark skin rocks. it conceals blemishes and there no other skin blemish that's a turn-off other than "Stretchies"................stretch marks.
dark babes can play rough and tumble but all these "cosmetic Tangerines", the moment you touch them anyhow now them go change from fanta to fanta Chapman.

Celebrities › Re: Bleaching Expert, Fifi Turns Black After Child Birth by predatorX: 2:19pm On Aug 13, 2015

XKZ:
Be fair, it's a pragmatic decision
Despite all the noise about black being beautiful (you can call it moral support if you prefer), in the real world, fair babes are still winning

Well you're telling it to the wrongest person. Light skin is a turn-off for me when it comes to chicks. And there are lots of people who's got the same fetish too. So when you say the "real world", i wonder if you're just trying to impose your fantasies on everyone. Black is as real as it gets.

Celebrities › Re: Bleaching Expert, Fifi Turns Black After Child Birth by predatorX: 10:16am On Aug 13, 2015

XKZ:
Let's look on the positive side...
She's a responsible mother who stopped using lightening agents during her pregnancy to forestall any probably side effects on the baby.

tell it to the marines!!
When did responsibility accommodate bleaching ones own skin?

E be like say you sef dey bleach too grin

Politics › Re: Ayo Oritsejafor, Abdulsalami Meet Buhari In Aso Rock (Photo) by predatorX: 12:20am On Aug 12, 2015

CHESSBOARD:
Buhari cannot do GEJ jackshit..... SS and SE are just waiting for the day Buhari will arrest GEJ put him in jail.... we dont have problem with him fighting corruption but let him accord GEJ the respect he accord OBJ , IBB and Danjuma, investigate everybody including Tinubu and Amaechi then we will be ok with his process.

we did not say he should do GEJ anything. What GEJ has stolen is gone forever. However, the ministers under him, when you pool all what they stole, those bastards are worse than Abacha. Especially Iweala and Deziani

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by predatorX: 1:42pm On Aug 10, 2015

my amiable oga,

i just bought a camry 99 model with 194k miles on it and would like to do general maint. on it. I'm really worried about the timing belt issue. it is four plugs. would wanna know what the general cost would look like.

please oga mi, reply

Politics › Re: Stop Congratulatory Adverts For Me, Says New GMD NNPC by predatorX: 11:46am On Aug 10, 2015

kuluTemper:
Can't you just understand that he is not an IGBO MAN!

he is DELTA - YORUBA!!!!

clown, Delta-Yoruba ko, Delta_Fulani ni!!! tongue

Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Lagos 2015 Releases Stunning New Photos by predatorX: 11:35am On Aug 10, 2015

people no come out thats why.

even my distant cuzzin wey i dey dream of almost every night fine pass dis mgbeke, if no be tradition ehn!! embarassed

Romance › Re: When A Girl Visits You! by predatorX: 7:32pm On Aug 09, 2015

Motivatore:
you nailed it dude... I completely agree! But see as the thing dey pain me erhhmm! Just that my fear was that, since she hasn't said yes to my askin her out, cuz she got a guy, i just didn't want to start somtin only to be embarrassed. Been inviting her and she looks set to return, any advice? Cuz truth be told, she ain't my girl YET, but i just want to Hmmmmm!

and you think she really digs that guy, that is, her "supposed boyfie?" DUde merhn!! She came to your crib, and if your crib was neat and tight up with gadgets, then she was probably mesmerized by the sight. A chick who doesn't trust you would never go to ya house alone, let alone lay on your bed. She was/is into you. All you had to do was nail her better than her current hammer, and she'd always be coming back for more. Like i said, your crib has to be *effing* tight. Chicks get carried away easily by material things. I had a chick who would rather stay indoors with me rather than us going to the cinemas or hanging out at pubs coz indoors was cooler than outdoors.

bottomline: She lays on my bed, we play and we get laid.

No dull again, if you be the fear fear type, start with her fingers. Try to crack her knuckles gently, then work on her toes too. make sure you keep the communication flowing, get a movie to suit the mood. No just make mistake put Africa Magic o. You don loose your opportunity be that. She go just bone the anticipation of your gun, dey watch film like say your house na cinema.

Family › Re: My Husband Is Sexually Weak: Wife Tells Judge by predatorX: 3:29pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Alrighty I'll try to be "the right woman" you know say I no get plenty experience so.....

Lol any man that thinks sex is work should better go and sleep. If he no wan do na by force? It ain't work. He shouldn't complain even if she lies there like a corpse

Wetin consine Phyno with this marra? Leave Phyno for me o

LOL, na sweet work. that kind work wey no dey pay but just dey interesting. If to say e no dey interesting, gays for don full ground. With oyinbo na playtime, coz them go dey laff, dey gist. but here na work wink

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Family › Re: My Husband Is Sexually Weak: Wife Tells Judge by predatorX: 2:51pm On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
Nawaaaa Oga all this for sex.

I no be Calabar girl but I will try my best lol.

I also believe people say naija men also need to learn more about sex so it goes both ways.

And the real reason you guys hate threads like these is cause you see them as an insult to your manhood

Who tell you.......with the right woman, a man fit showcase all his talent grin

however, with the opposite, the man go just dey downcast and depressed. He'd be the one doing everything, lifting thighs like say na GYM. Na only for naija i know say men dey get stroke while in the act. It is actually supposed to relax us from a hard days stress, instead BP go dey reach 250/190 mmHg. embarassed

Phyno, we dey suffer for una hand. incase you don't know, some women get some no go areas sef. Imagine that kind restrictions after i don pay money. back atchya tongue

Romance › Re: When A Girl Visits You! by predatorX: 2:34pm On Aug 08, 2015

Motivatore:
she doesn't allow me kiss, but she allows me lay ontop her. Is that a sign to hit her? Can i just go ahead and start taking stuffs off her and hit her off?

that was it. A lady who comes to your room/self-contain furnished with chairs and bed, with sex on her mind, goes for the bed. If she came for serious business, the chair would have sufficed.

Showing off the Arse was your sign, but you couldn't decode.

Next time, start with an innocent tap with a raunchy compliment and don't get chicken-footed, it's ya house. Atmost it doesn't happen but imagine what could have been the least. shocked

Romance › Re: When A Girl Visits You! by predatorX: 2:23pm On Aug 08, 2015

Motivatore:
she doesn't allow me kiss, but she allows me lay ontop her. Is that a sign to hit her? Can i just go ahead and start taking stuffs off her and hit her off?

bros na you dull o. I met a chick like that too while i was in school then, and i'm the kinda guy who likes to get his lady all worked up and dripping ~~punany sauce~~ by kissing and caressing.
As she dey my room naaa, na d same picture wey you describe i dey see. ~~Arse~~ as massive as a hipopotamus shot skywards on my bed. Thank goodness i was wearing a double-silencer jeans that suppressed the ~~erection~~. So lay down beside her and wanted to start kissing but she turned her head away. like play like play i come sidon ontop am say make i force myself to kiss am. for where she no gree.
Initially, i thought it was rejection until when my hands started moving. I touched the hips first and no reactions......great. Crawled my way to the belly then up to the Oranges, still "no slap yet". I said to myself, its my birthday.

to cut the whole story short shaa, [s]after i undressed her, below was like River Niger and a single touch made her shudder[/s]...............the rest was history.

Bottomline, some ladies know how to get themselves set and ready and need you to just start the pumping machine, not all of 'em gets tuned to the ~~pre-intimacy~~ thing!!!

Celebrities › Re: It Should Be Illegal In Nigeria For A Woman To Look This Fine!!!!! Damn!!!! by predatorX: 1:47pm On Aug 08, 2015

Dude the only pretty woman to ever walk the runways in Nigeria is Bianca.
You're so used to a congress of Baboon-babes, so even when a chimp comes cacawing, your head's gon' turn.

And yeah, she's a fat tad. Take a look at her jaw line, it's uneven. Fatsy Fatsy grin

and if she reps us at the pageantry, then we're going nowhere judging by the comments of novices here.

how's that for a spoiler for you

Palmy

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Romance › Re: Why is it that only Girls are asked to keep their virginity? by predatorX: 11:55am On Aug 08, 2015

because one way or the other us, males, would have popped our gunz in the act either in reality or while fantasizing about your kind Op.

Politics › Re: Ateke Tom Unveiled As Grand Patron Of Messengers Of Peace by predatorX: 11:51am On Aug 08, 2015

Grabeez or no Grabeez, if you dey Gym before then you go know say grabeez na filmtrick!!
All it takes is a single hollow-tipped shell to put them out of action. They better get real with themselves coz there's a new no-nonsense sherrif in town cool

shadowgwalker:
Why that guy dey wear carmou?
Chwoi ! See as the other one grab too. I be skeleton compared to these my bros them oh.

Politics › Re: Ateke Tom Unveiled As Grand Patron Of Messengers Of Peace by predatorX: 11:47am On Aug 08, 2015

the fear of Buhari is the beginning of wisdom. let us hear of one single dynamite on any pipeline. This is the same person that GEJ was giving 33billion annually to secure pipelines when we have an army.
Buhari has not given him a dime and he's already singing the peace song....................order is coming to our fatherland gradually. cool

Family › Re: My Husband Is Sexually Weak: Wife Tells Judge by predatorX: 11:40am On Aug 08, 2015

MrsPhyno:
I've noticed that guys hate threads like this

Note again, no guy would ever complain about phucking a Calabar babe.

Is it the way their legs twist and locks around your waist, or the synchronized rhythm of breathes, movements and thrusts.
And when they play "woman-on-top", it's so interracting and the feeling is so different from the regular missionary style of man ontop. They are so absorbing. wink

Orgasms.........they never fake it!!

And they are experts when it comes to performing CPR -Cardio_Pulmonary_Resuscitation on our Gun that has just expended its payload. They prep you up, ready to fire again and again till you jam!!! grin

Most naija girls, the moment you cum, they start pushing you off signalling the end of the act, but my admirable Ekaete/Ini go still keep me sheltered inside while we gist whether it is me or she ontop. wink

So no, We don't hate threads like these, we hate that a lot of Nigerian babes mostly behave like logs of wood in bed. Some even have it worse, they become dumb, not utter a single word all through the act. Some even close their eyes, they don't even know that the eye alone sends signals to the guy, if he's hitting the right spot or not. Then they come out screaming like they are saints. tongue

Women have tonnes of learning to do when it comes to sex........................kapische

Politics › Re: Don’t Give Fashola Appointment,civil Society Group Tells Buhari-PUNCH by predatorX: 10:40am On Aug 08, 2015

babestella:
This man has his facts. He has been writing petition to EFCC and yet to actions is taken. I heard one analyst on radio this morning shouting that if anyone has any evidence or petition, the person should contact the EFCC and they will certainly act on it. Now what do we see. EFCC has again become partisan as always, but APC will tell us PDP crippled EFCC. I can see APC waking up EFCC just to fight political opponents. This country sha.

Before nko, when SSS became the militarised wing of the PDP, it was Africa Magic right?? tongue

Politics › Re: Don’t Give Fashola Appointment,civil Society Group Tells Buhari-PUNCH by predatorX: 10:39am On Aug 08, 2015

The TANmites are back again.

Fashola>>>>Attorney general of the Federation, no two ways!!! cool

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