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ahnie:
Kids they say can be naughty at times,but in this case,I refused to CAP.

This morning my kids(daughter) really got on my last remaining isoko nerves,and I was furious spitting missiles and RPG.

Out of anger,I had to get them food each in their coolers and I sent my son who spent time there playing, forgetting he has to go to school.I deliberately refused getting them snacks just to punish them.

They returned back from school,my son,my son requested for roasted plantain,and beans and Ugba as lunch.

Whilst my daughter requested for noodles and fried egg.i even went extra miles of adding 3 meats to my boys order and completely forgot to include *Ugba**

Like play,like play my boy refused to eat the food because I forgot to add *ugba*
Just to appease him I even added fanta cola to bribe him,he still insisted**Mummy m not going to eat.

Omo,no time,I gave my daughter her own and devour his meal....make he go sip garri flakes I don't have time for rubbish.

He said...m not a good mother


I want to know if m a bad mother,by helping him to eat his food?


First pics....the food that caused the lacuna.
2nd pic....The bribe fanta cola
3rd pics...me helping him to chow the cornerstone meal he aptly rejected

Channah1
Sageb

That's how they mess up landlord's loo (toilet) with large poo after consuming all the rubbishes...small small children eating like elephant, big head momma too won't be considerate!

Bennyovio:
You just do 50mb to come online, you are the real life vagabond, jumping from one place to another with lies and tales of rubbish that only a demented fool like you can imagine. Once you go offline now nobody will see you again until you recharge your sim with 200 naira and get 20mb bonus. Your excuse with work doesn't fit because even as busy as the president of nigeria is, he still tweets and use the internet. Worker indeed. Lie lie human being

Lie muhammed is even trying in her side

They should have collected all and give their vote to the most credible person

Odewaleadesoye:
Source: Punch

Thank God the secret cult political party didn't allow journalists. Fresh fm would have been wasting air airing the crap under that stammering broadcaster, Isaac Brown

veggieman2be:
This is sample of Ugu farm

This type of flowery ugu plant does not produce seed

AfonjaNaBastard:
AYOBAMI OLUWATOBILOLA RUNSEWE!!!

Na dem. Useless brown roofians! If no be skull mining, e go be rape.

In some part or almost all Igbo/Igbo lands, there is no place they celebrate funeral or wedding without paying tax to the unknown killers popularly known as unknown gunmen.

How true is not the above assertion boy o boy?

�I want a real teddy bear no matter how big I don't care

Ps: The guy below me should light polly make we red light

Good for him, car na car

Very good one there. God bless all my Yoruba peops

Killed by terrorist in commander of the federal republic of naija land-Buhari

MadamVanessa:



Financial stable, one that can use his dick effectively and makes me wriggle on bed with endless moaning.

Olodo

Summing it up, they all want simps

WriterNig:
Have Americans blamed Putin today for this yet?

Clowns!

It is behavioural assessment boy. Not for crying in the office guy wake up

This your post is to negate America in disguise. Muslim Putin boy try harder next time

Jennyclay:
@Supreme145 your friend is a nice guy. please connect me with this friend of yours. I would like to eat him money too. Who no like better thing? Biko.. Connect me!

You this guy need to use your head and stop using that innocent girl's picture on that profile you call yours

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Ahnie my dear will tell you what to use or do

In some part or almost all Igbo/Igbo lands, there is no place they celebrate funeral or wedding without paying tax to the unknown killers popularly known as unknown gunmen.

Why would he not accept you with the cap? Of what meaning is the sleeping 8 cap to his own mandate?

Moderators here, lalasticlala, seun and ors, is it ideal to be using two or more accounts on nairaland? If it is, then good if otherwise, let's know as I am setting the case of ILoveDemMANNA and [b][/b] here, who is the same person. These are only two out of his/her many accounts. This may be said to go against rule 19 - Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

post=112997129:
For each and everyone instigating violence in our darling nation, hand go soon touch all of una.
The mental animals called cownu and his brainwashed followers couldn't believe it for 24 hours when their murderer of a leader was captured like chicken outside the nation.

They were all first shouting na lie, na lie until they saw the bastard's picture in handcuffs, looking as high as a mofo.
Or was it the was Sunday Igbowhatever was captured in the same manner after he ran outta the country.

For all those remaining animals giving orders that people should be killed from outside the country, it's only a matter of little time more.

All of you and your online supporters cheering your evil and wickedness on will never ever end well in life.

Thank God the Sunday Igboho you hate so much is now a free man in Benin public and the rest of the world except in Nigeria where your thin stipend pay master is ruling. Nevertheless, it only remain just a year for him to relinquish power so that sensible person would take over the affairs of our good country. Sunday Igboho is receiving support from the Yoruba leaders such as Wole Soyinka, baba Akintoye and many more, where is your own energy from if not the 30k stipend per month.

Where is aka bad news here?

Bad news from [s][/s] tufiakwa spit

ogbiwa:
A man with nine wives created a "sex roster" to ensure he doesn't neglect any of his partners in the bedroom.

But despite his best intentions, the schedule hasn't quite gone to plan.

Arthur O Urso, from Brazil, found the timetable to be a major turn off.

He said: "Our sex life is really fun and pleasurable, and initially I tried to have sex by appointment.

"But following a timetable caused a lot of problems and sometimes I felt like I had to have sex because of the schedule, and not for pleasure.

"On other occasions I had sex with one wife while thinking about another."

Arthur hit headlines last year after he married his nine wives in a joint ceremony.

He aimed to "celebrate free love" and "protest against monogamy" – but the nuptials weren't legally binding as polygamy is illegal in Brazil.

Like with any marriage, there have been ups and downs.

One wife has already decided she wants to divorce from the group.

Arthur revealed: "She wanted to have me all to herself. It didn't make sense – we have to share. I was very sad about the separation and even more surprised by her excuse.

"She said that she was missing a monogamous relationship."

And it’s been tricky for Arthur to strike a good balance in the bedroom too.

Instead of scheduling in steamy sessions, he’s decided to base his sex life on instinct.

He admitted: "It doesn't take long to get attention or affection when you have that many wives.

"It didn't seem right so we got rid of it and now the sex flows naturally, it's been great.

"It is very fun, pleasurable and unique to experience everything collectively, and they are all very different in bed.

"One of them, I won't name her to keep her privacy, likes to be dominant and I like a woman who tells me what she wants."

While Arthur insists his wives don't mind how often the others make love to him, he says jealousy crops up when it comes to gift giving.

He added: "When I have given one of them an expensive gift and another a smaller or cheaper one, there has been jealousy among them.

"They all demand attention, affection and sex to be part of our everyday life, and I can't do more for one than the other.

"I'm still learning about our relationship."

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/man-nine-wives-makes-sex-26798236

See all these sexy babes for just one guy who can't satisfy them body